₦airaland Forum

SultanOfPuna:
She is not actually my babe but a friend with benefits. She visted my place before she went to her home for christmas, we dey flex wella i take her out she no dey smoke but she dey cough thick loud cough. She fit dey laugh next thing she go cough come run go bathroom.
She do am last night i still dey awake dey browse she dey sleep come cough loud cough run go bathroom.
She come comot go bed, i no too reason am. Until piss come catch me i enter bathroom.

Lo and behold wetin i see for my sink i no fit explain.
This is what she coughed out black disgusting stuff . Doctors abeg wetin be this

You don't have to be scared Bro! It's the sooth in PH. All PH residents are suffering from it. You need to see the black stuff that comes out of my nostrils every morning. It's crazy.

Immorttal:
If HIV is real, then two individuals is just enough to spread it to the whole world in just a month!!

Yeah!
The rate at which people have unprotected sex with reckless abandon is so alarming. If this HIV was as real as it's been described, the whole society would have been infected.
Who buys all the postinor 1 & 2 in all pharmacies?
Who buys all the ampiclox bisham & ciprofloxasin tabs in pharmacies to treat stds after running skin-to-skin?
How about our doctors cashing out on a daily basis from performing D&C on ladies.
Well, let me rest my case.

Tinubu a very WICKED & SELFISH man.
He knew Buhari was a canca-worm & a religious bigot but he encouraged the entire Yoruba people to vote Buhari into power so that he can be president in 2023.
Now look at our once beloved country It's in a total mess & Tinubu has never condemned Buhari even when Fulani herdsmen are killing his own people.
TINUBU CAN NEVER BE PRESIDENT.

N720k. Serious buyer

ScamDemicEra:
You should also be aware there are people who have taken the vaccine and died, besides you should watch your vaccinated friend to see if they're still alive after 2, 3, 4... years down the road. You should see babies born by vaccinated people, you go run.

When you go and collect your own you should know that you are playing kalo kalo with your life -you may be lucky for some years.
Sheep lined up for slaughter never run back when they see the sheep in front of them being slaughtered, their thinking must be that it will not happen to them.

Out of curiosity Bro! How do kids born by vaccinated parents look like?

Hehehehe

itsme01:




It's very simple ...

Buhari was brave and wicked enough to punish Nigerians by doing some painful rehabilitation of our economic excesses in other to invest in Airport, bridges, standard rail, road

2023 Tinubu would bring out the Modern Lagos Template and appoint seasoned technocrats to make sure we fully enjoy the benefits of ;

Devalued Naira : through boosting local production, creating jobs while we improve on exports

Infrastructure utilisation; Tinubu as a smart business man would concession Standard Rail, Onistcha river port, all renovated International airports, second Niger bridge and toll gate on all major roads so that the facilities would not be a burden but source of revenue

Fuel subsidy removal; Tinubu would save subsidy money especially dollars we buy crude oil with in our foreign reserve their by improving Naira value, the remaining would be used to service debt and build new infrastructure.

Amotekun state police; Tinubu would turn Amotekun and other state police to standard unit like Lagos RRS which is the best



.

SHUT UP!!!
Una Sabi hype Rubbish.

When others are thinking of how to eat on the 25th of Dec, these ones are spraying Dollar($) notes like it's nothing.
Poverty, I plank your head in Jesus name!!!

Investorozay:
as long as your an online freelancer, when them pick you up
all the grammer your speaking above , you go still bail yourself
e be like efcc never see crypto app for your phone b4
100$ a month is not what it was in 2014 by the way

Good day Bro!
I know there are ways to make money online(trading & all). Please I need you to mentor me on how to go about it as my financial responsibilities is adding up & my business is seasonal.
Thanks!

Check well, the driver of the Land cruiser just finished taking Mkpurummiri.

No port Harcourt office?

Avviala:
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Was a side chick to my ex. After an abortion and heartbreaks, he ended it. I moved on and started dating someone else. Now he came back to apologize and all...and I went back. I feel guilty that I'm cheating on my boyfriend with the person that hurt me badly. But I love him and I don't love my boyfriend. I think my boyfriend knows I'm cheating on him. I don't know how to break up with him. I don't even know if I should break up with him and follow my ex. My ex shows me that he loves me and I feel more connected to him. My ex claims he has ended things with his girlfriend but I don't even know how true that is. Advice please.

Note : this is not my story. It's a friend. So your insults would not reach her.[/color]

That is how you bitches spread HIV around the town. You were a side chick & having unprotected sex with a guy u knew nothing about the HIV status of his main chick(who probably has other sex partners). He dumped your sorry ass after getting tired of your pûssy. Now an innocent gentleman has picked u up and u are still fuçking that other guy who u don't know how many pussies his dick has been in since he dumped u
I just pity the new Innocent dude you are cheating on & may probably infect with some disease.
You bitches don't deserve to be loved at all because u are not loyal & y'all deserve to be treated like sperm dumpsters.

Go & run HIV test then we'll start from there.

adedayoa2:
Dunno why these girls are so crazy about bumbum.

I wonder too oh! Expensive Bombom that will still end up on the toilet seat las las.

adedehinbo:
We re just silently waiting, anything that makes any notherner continue after buhari will be suicidal for northerners in southwest,i don't care whatever happens to the yorubas in the northern region

Yeye cowards!
You folks could not handle the Northerners in Ondo forests & Ibarapa killing Yorubas in their own land. You should first retrieve Kwara(a former Omoluabi state) from the grip of Northerners before chest beating here on Nairaland.

Dsalvo:
Also, people miss one vital thing. Especially our illiterate "developer" brethen forever shouting that Northerners alway support their own.

If Hanga can leave APC because of injustice against founding fathers like Tinubu, he obviously holds in high esteem, how many other Northerners in the APC feel the same as Hanga?

Critically, how many, unlike Hanga, will choose to stay in the APC to fight the wrongs Buhari and his crew are destroying the Party with?

I have said it a million times that many Northerners are not happy at what Buhari, Malami, Buni etal are doing in their name because they know it is bad for business.

Only those who don't believe there is life beyond today, like myopic IPOBians, who will not understand that Hanga's words and action is ominous for the enemies of Tinubu that many in the APC still see as a just APC supremo plus a great, benevolent, supportive and uniting Party leader.

Many will be fed up of Buhari and his selfishly divisive and power-drunk crew who were nowhere to be seen when others, like Tinubu, were giving their all for APC victory in 2015.

Let's keep watching.

You sound like you are already crying and wailing. Save your tears now because it is still too early.
Tinubu was warned & advised against aligning with the North in 2015 but his greed & tribalism would not let him listen.
Remi Tinubu once said her husband has be thrashed out of the party. You folks are not smart at all. From Awolowo to Mko Abiola & now Tinubu.

Mack5ive:
You are very stupid for asking such ridiculous questions who for instance in their right minds would have wanted to murder someone, how could the government have ordered the military to shoot at any anyone? Ok fine the government brought in the military as well as other security agencies there but is it not for the protection of lives and properties after all isn't it the duty of the government to provide for the protection of it's citizens, moreover prior to the incidence the governor has declared a curfew so if you knew what that means you would have realised that it would be backed up with both conventional and non conventional means of securities to enforce the ban on movement of people hence those protesters who deliberately ignored the government's ban on movement have themselves to blame for whatever consequences befell them

All these your plenty talk makes you sound like a broken record.
Just Shut up your smelling mouth & go drink some water.

Asquare84:
Fear woman, what did this woman really want. The way she is going my fear is that the son may even turn against her one day. Some of us while growing up weed grass in school, fetch water in school, go to farm for our class teacher, then we taught it was punishment but I bet you, those training made us to be whom we are today. So what this woman gaining from dragging people down.

Small pikin shut up your smelly mouth if you don't know what actually happened.
She is not throwing tantrums because her son was asked to weed grass & fetch water.
Her son was sexually molested severally in his anus (according to medical report) by some bullies hence his severe weight loss & the school authority was aware & did nothing about it & instead tried to hush the matter.

chrisvic007:
You should be more concerned about the person that ordered the killing of over 200 of your kinsmen in Okwusu when the China made man was the governor.

You should be more concerned about how many of your kinsmen were killed like chickens at Oyigbo in Rivers state during the #endsars nonsense.

We know that your #lekkilies are targeted at 2023 but you have failed completely.

See this Omó alè!
I'm talking about justice this one is talking about 2023.
Oga bet me, 2023 will be interesting in this Lagos.

Golan007:
Revenue collection and "Lekki massacre" are related?

Yes they are.
The protests at the tollgate affected the daily revenue collection. So it angered "those" in charge.

Rubbish!!

*Who is in charge of revenue collection at the Lekki tollgate?

*Who authorized the removal of all CCTV cameras on the noon of Oct 20, 2020?

*Who switched off all the security lights at the Lekki tollgate on the night of Oct 20, 2020?

*Who invited the Nigerian Army to shoot directly at unarmed protesters waiving the Nigerian flag in a democratic government?

*What happens to all those indicted in the recently concluded report?

EVIL MEN WITH BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS
THERE IS NO PEACE WITHOUT JUSTICE.

Instead of Buhari to shut down flights from SA he is inviting their president down here.
Later they will be talking about a non existing OMICRON variant.
African leaders have low self-esteem.

Choi! And one nigga will toast this one & skin dive her and be claiming badt guy untop.
Always stay strapped guys.

Oga why not post the price here. If the price is conspicuous & good, it will attract prospective buyers asap

OK na

I hope she wasn't speeding so fast to go see Boma.
Thank God for her life.
FTC

9icetoo:
Why is it a pain if I may ask?

It's a fast SUV no doubt but it's also a fuel guzzler, the gear doesn't change optimally when when it's hot after several hours of driving, I don repair the instrument cluster tire

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Bcus of dis NEWS I don trowey my MKPURU MIRI. Make una bring dat MANCHI come here make I BLAST em BLOKOS with my old KALA. WTF MAN

You are very DRY & STALE.

Buy without thinking twice. Especially if you are buying a non abused unit.
That car is a rugged workhorse.

I sold my 2005 Nissan Murano. I still regret it till date because through out the 4 yrs of ownership, the car was surprisingly reliable & never left me stranded. Asides routine servicing & a one-time steering rack fault, it never left me stranded & the fuel consumption was too okay for a v6. The 2009 MDX I use now is a pain in my ass

MICHEALADEX:
The drunkard himself who did nothing for his people in 8 years...hausa are still the best in politics.


Stupid man, he only made bad boys in his region richer while the poor remain poorer

He is still better than the jihadist currently in power who has made all Islamic terrorists richer through banditry & kidnapping while stupid idiots like you keep getting poorer & miserable.

Amunaotutheory:
You are right especially the Jonathan part, he put us in this current mess. People are going through hell in Nigeria at the moment and i blame Jonathan.

So you blame Jonathan for the mess people are currently going through but you don't blame Tinubu the selfish bastard who convinced you to vote for this illiterate jihadist in order to satisfy his selfish ambition.
You need help.
Una never begin suffer.