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this bearded poacher...

ACxxxMAN:
This table carry many people on top oh. I can relate sha. I used to have the notion that all puss* smells awfully during sexual intercourse, but I was wrong all along. As i was lucky to eventually meet a clean runs girl who really keep it clean down there. We had sex over 14 times and I I never perceive any horrible smell oozing out of her pussy. She is someone who can spent minutes in the bathroom trying to flush out the remnants of fluids between her legs. I was lucky to date another Fulani girl again and had similar experience with her. Clean puss* no odours during sex.. I dated another girl but sex was terrible with her. She wan take odour kill me. Most times I had to seize my breath to evade the trauma. The most painful thing in that it's always difficult for a guy to tell his bae that her veejay smells awful. You can imagine how broken and disgruntled the lady will become.
You ladies should please keep that place clean and tidy for us. Seek medical help if possible if you discover your vj smells. We love toto.. But we hate it smelling.........

baba me I dey tell them oh, no time.

Jerkbaba:
All the times I used to Bleep olosho, never did I experience the issue with horrible smelly vagina! But you see all these mumu girls that be forming holy holy for road, their pussy smells so horribly bad! I remember one time, When I stopped fvucking olosho for a while, I decided to just try one regular girl like this. After hanging out with her one night like this, I brought her back to my place. I'm sure this girl was no olosho. We climb bed pull cloth, chai! If you percieve the kind horrible odour that was oozing out of her vagina! I have never in my life perceive a smell that bad! Even garbage wey don tey no reach! If u percieve the kind smell wey I smell, you no go ever wan fvuck girl again for your life! The smell worse pass dead rat! Chai! The whole room was just smelling! It was so bad I had to come up with something and exit that room! I just go parlor, dey watch series on my laptop that whole night! I later go shower with bleach and dudu osun. I no fvuck again o! These girls no know when their pussy dey smell or what! Can't they dip a finger in every now and then to check? Chai! These naija girls dirty no be small!

but Bros you still fuuccck that night abi??! useless thing.

MJluv:
A girl spotting lowcut shows the measure of her beauty

but make man were wig now, straight gay...

Berlyn1:
Planed work!

everyone wants to trend by force by fire


*modifies* I can't believe this rubbish would grace front page haba

the guy ugly sef

gasparpisciotta:
Fossils Carbon dating is a scam

There is nothing like 68million years ago.

but your feeble mind believes that there's a God??!

saaphiere:
Never leave your girl child with any man be it her father.

you madt... that man is insane ni

Mr100Dollars:
your poverty opinion doesn't count, and they are not the cause of your sorrow.

see Cawu..them tell you say na everybody poor for naija.

Ezemarcel:
Married for the 3rd times

she's a hat trick heroine.

useless things.

SweetBuns:
so we noticed that this boy has been working harder lately and this attracted more giveaways from us and relative (he is a very good boy)... he was looking far cash to buy an 'android phone'

he kept telling me how he will finally take selfies, chyke girls, blah blah (na village dude o)... i am a friend to him so i helped him with a bit of cash too.

too bad that the boys in computer market were smarter than him

he came excitedly to the house yesterday beaming with smiles while saying he bought the phone with the "clearest camera" in nigeria.

that he bought a Infinix Camon.

As he said that, i knew he had fallen prey to the Aba boys

we explained that the phone is fake to him and now he hasnt eaten since then

mama has laughed to stupor and told him she'd help him get another.

he shed tears and i felt sorry. dude didnt know better.

see the specs of the phone.
the infinix camon.

50mp camera

even iPhone don't have this type of spec... nice phone tho.

toh see as him disfigure ya face

so she no fit snap in front of person house again..

any person wey dey leave this kind bear bear na child molester.

make we just carry presidency give woman... even if na 1hr.

superfitsez:
if a my girl hits first, I'll kick a hell outta her,
is gender equality

that one dey.. but that girl doesn't look like the fighting kind.

useless woman beater... bastard!

that one dead eye fit buy plenty people for here.

wait oh, that female keeper leave post ni??0 I swear women football no be football abeg.

Iyokkoko1:
Naija I hail ooo

bros na biafran him be, no be Nigerian..

ednut1:
Should be used for corona vaccine trials. And later fed to crocodiles

you get mouth.

Iyoocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

See this bleached multicolored igbo smoker.
Ogun state is the Sodom and Gomorrah of our time honestly. If a skull is not being mined, breast go dey miss or they go about looking for young girls to molest.

Kingtblackhoc is a greater than Tinubu and awolowo combine together.

mehn that guy ugly dieeeeeeee

useless things... but why be say na useless news dey make front-page.

the girl teeth be like baraka own.

sapphiere:
Miracle won BBN Davido bought Porsche that same week. Laycon won BBN he's now buying Lambo. Always sifting attention.
Congrats though.

you smart... Davido glorified drama king.

NwaNimo1:
He rich but still poverty stricken,

I tell you bruh, you can take poverty outta Laycon, but you cant take Laycon outta poverty.

NeoWanZaeed:
he's a trillionare..

someone that has 2 oil rigs on sea..

that is as far back as 2013...

imagine how many he would have now

omo that means Davido papa rich pass Jeff bezoz

puremaker7:
your name sake kingDash and kingTblackhoc

bros I no be him, no reason am.

Biodun1929:
Share your experience if a girl has ever toasted you before.

Okay, let me go first. Even though she didn't outrightly ask me out, she kind of made the first move.

There is one church I go every Tuesday in my area back in the day. Kalejaiye Annointing service. Well, it is Redeem Annointing service, but that's what I call it. Anyway, after the service, I was waiting around because there was an announcement that one man was going to speak on how to get a job.

So, while i was waiting, two fine girls walked up to me...one Brown skinned, the other light skinned. The brown skinned one asked if I knew where the employment seminar was holding, I said no, but that I was also waiting for the seminar. The girl said okay, and left. Later, I was like, wow, why didn't I try to talk to these girls longer. They had come out of nowhere and I hadn't had time to think.

Anyway, while I was still standing there, she looked back and waved me over. Apparently, she had asked some other people and found out where the man would be. I tried to get to them, but I lost them in the crowd.

The seminar was short, but the man said we should come the next day for a lengthy lecture. At this time, I had already even forgotten about the girls. So, anyway, the next day, I got to the church and we were taken to a class for the lecture (the church had a secondary school in it). There was a girl sitting next to me, but I didn't take note of her as I was busy jotting down the details the man was dishing out on employment.

Then after break time, I was sitting, waiting in class when the man came back and people started rushing to their seats. As the girl that was sitting next to me walked in, I saw her with the girl that had approached me the day before, then I realized she was the light skin girl with the girl from yesterday. And then something funny happened, she passed her sit and went to a sit behind me, while the girl that had spoken to me yesterday now came and sat next to me.

I greeted her casually, and continued minding my business. Then she started a little chit chat...nothing too deep or long cos the lecturer was really getting my attention. Then, when the man was about rounding up, the girl did what surprised me. She asked for my jotter, went to the back page and wrote her name and number, and asked me to call her when I get home.

I had never really experienced a girl that bold before. Anyway, I did call and we met up later that evening. Long story short, we dated for a while.

bros hope say you fucck am??!

this guy get HIV Walahi, see as Toe-Toe scatter him life.

KingOfTheSouthS:
Faceless and Senseless fans! Mtcheew!

baba na the guy wey dey fucvk buy am that land, useless thing come dey lie.

nokia1000:
My certificates have become useless. I graduated in 2008, passed out of NYSC in 2010. Till date I have not used my certificates for anything. What I am regretting in my life now is time I wasted in the university. My wife graduated in 2015, she is now learning tailoring because she couldn't get a job too.

bros nigeria is dead...