₦airaland Forum

Xenry:
Why you come dey do face like person wey wan shit na?

him nose be like person wey won shyt.

IBtxo:
50k sent

bros teach me work na..

females and diseases eh.

Lovey03:
Whatever he is still fukking rich, na poor man dey do fine boy

I love you abeg... all this mofo wey dey insult no get reach 50k for account..

Gucciballer:
Dfkm,so this is the same WizKid you people are crushing on....

Werey Igbeaux ti ba aye e je

Eyan chisom,"do you do blunt"

that's good money at work there.. if toh say you get money you for understand.

Rahkman:
shatap ur mouth I will chose 100 million over any useless Grammy davido is a bridge builder he has friends all over part of nigeria he has helped many ppl nobody send wizkid see common Terri don enter street dey do yahoo

carry ya one hundred millon shove am up ya ass.. grammy na the main thing, guy na all man for himself for this life oh, as you come this life you carry person follow body so leave that bridge builder talk.... BIGWIZ better that davido.

babyfaceafrica:
So what?

this davido na idiot, meanwhile BigWiz go collect another grammy.

Pumpumking:
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ok so u like goat? u have goat has pet in yor house?(no oofiense)

you na mad man oh.

the only GOAT I know is MESSI.

Datboredberry:
I hope someday, you wouldn't consider buy the kids of your girlfriend Shawarma a milestone... Or some thing worth celebrating or complaining about...

I pray Shawarma isn't the only thing you have for a woman to gold-dig...

May you be blessed, so you can with pride complain with your mates out there how a woman absconded with your millions... That's something...not Shawarma, or school text books or money for a fever test...

wow...

Datboredberry:
Add to your worth...
Shawarma shouldn't be the only thing to dig...

so what do you want now?

Vinnie2000:
Lols... No Probs! We all have one or two vices..

correct.

Datboredberry:
I'm simply announcing that I'm independent...

And you still have a problem...

If I'm broke, I'm a gold-digger...

If I'm not broke, you get intimidated...

I can never unravel the mystery that's Nigerian men...

but if I buy you sharwama now, I can date you abi?

chatinent:
But dem dey gift BBN actors ₦90m.

Unbalanced world.

that one small.. if na babes now, na house, car and 100m them for give them... since na men now make them manage 200k.

Datboredberry:
No doubt you're broke too...

If you can't afford Shawarma.. you shouldn't be dating... Your life really needs your attention...

Honestly, you think class equates to being completely undemanding?

Everytime I visited my exes... I always bought snacks and candies for his younger siblings...

Yogurts, chocolate cookies... I have a sweet tooth...

It was fun...

like we give a damn.

the husband nose be like pigeon prick

bobbybrown007:
Nah lazy guys dey sleep after knacking, as for me, nah after we don go like 5 rounds

but you go still sleep abi?

Solofresh2:
Hello fellow Nairalanders, there is this lady I really love.She has a skin care spa and I do go there in the evening when coming back from work.
Her house is not very far from mine so I know her well.I have also asked her out, but she turned me down saying she has a boyfriend, which I later found out is false.I decided to distance myself from her but it seems not working.
She always call me to come keep her company her at the spa at weekends so,if I have no where to go,I do join her there.The more we see, the more I keep falling for her.

So yesterday,I told her how I feel about her,then she told me her parents won't be happy dating someone younger and moreover,I can't marry her.

There is no way I can stop seeing her because,we can see each other coincidentally

Please what should I do?

to slap you dey hungry me.

Vinnie2000:
Didn't want to do this But just See your Hypocrisy!

Just blasting others unnecessarily and you are even the Baba of sex Matters!

Na younger me be that oh.. but this guy you be monitoring spirit oh.

Munzy14:
I swear , crazy things man dey do..


I no even forget guys wey go come buy condom where guys gather for a pharmacy shop just to appear like say he be parole guy..Only to throwaway condom after walking few poles away...

hahahahaha oh boy, no be small thing oh.

kenzysmith:
A guy dump my friend cause of a yahoo guy in less than a week this guy bought this girl IPhone pro max bought her expensive cloths and shoes.
My Friend was heart broken and he even fell sick cause he love this girl to death

Last week this girl ran mad and. Was rush to a room where doctors is been attending to her as am typing my friend is with the girl family planing for solution.
Girls be careful
People are into coded rituals and they are saying them they run street

300k wey enter na na, I won go use am bang some niggas babes.

Munzy14:
When men were boys..

For university, men will put porn for LG home theatre to dey operate throttle..

lwkmd... no be small thing oh, to be man dey sweet sometimes sha.

Munzy14:
Lol....Who no watch porn for secondary school, never sabi sha..

Principal carry our case then, me I run from school for a week..claiming sick..

lwkmd.. porn na our crypto currency that year for school..

A pirates porn movie, when I buy with my allowance say if school close I go watch am... my best friend move am.

Lenny22:
I am a software developer. I work from home

sure you are..

bros why you no go work? today na Monday.

Benz4pimp:
you are a fool,why should I give out a receipt for a dog when I am not a breeder....poor thing like you,I can imagine how you are coping with this bad economy.....if you had come as a cat,I would have sold you to a rich family to help your life.....

bros you wicked.. you just insulted that niggas lineage.

shapeless thing.

FunnyDude:
Exactly my thought , if he's not broke he won't come online to seek for total stranger.

Rich nigga don't look for shit online

word fam.

nani667:
★★

naruto for life...

Beorn:
Red Notice. 6/10


Cliché storyline but the action scenes and the comedic roles of Dwayne and especially Ryan Reynolds, plus the sizzling hot beauty of Gal did more than enough to produce the desired fun in the movie. Looking forward to the sequel.

the movie sucks balls.. ryan reynolds was the only good thing bout the movie.