₦airaland Forum

Smartb0y:
I've scoped a couple,one on tinder told me 70k,was just too fucking hilarious cuz she was ugly asf

maybe na yahoo boys, she can't be ugly and be demanding such cash even 2k plenty gon.

Candidlady:
nairaland dot com! thank me later

dude..

Osashalom:

Na confirmed matter na, even girls themselves call it olosho site. This is how I new. After chatting with one girl in the site, we exchanged WhatsApp number, so i message her on WhatsApp but she could not recalled my name on the site. So she said and I quote. ''send me a message on olosho site. so i said which one is olosho site again? She said the app where I gave you my number. I said bye, and I blocked her sharperly

oh boy.. no be small thing... you fit recommend site wey man fit meet non oloshos.

mayorkun101:
Who told you all these things ?? Can't cross ? Can't score freekicks ?? Why now

quote me when mo salah scores freekicks from 35 yards, quote me again when he faces defenders like boetang, ramos, chelinni and survives. messi is the definition of a true footballers.

mannasseh:
why you go talk say that Baboon good to chop.... why... anyways sorry

I dey catch cruise na baba, oya buy hennessy give me.

Osashalom:
I go to those sites sometimes to catch cruise and while away time. At to tell you that am not surprised that someone do really pay those harlots 10k sef is an understatement. I even told one how much to suck my anus with shit on it, she said 20k.... That was the day I pity the men that will end up marrying those retired prostitutes. One told me 30k and I said 3k she said ok. I stop replying her chats . I rather look for someone to dash the money than give it to olosho.

walahi this guy funny.. so badoo na ashawo site?

mannasseh:
you no get sense at all... mumu man

why you dey insult me now, just give me one good reason?

messi left foot solos the entire football universe... salah can't score freekicks, can't cross. klopp ya papa, useless weed smoker.

Longsleeve:
You no see jealousy in her post?

na my babe na I gats defend am.

Longsleeve:
Wetin dey pain you.
Them ban you from bleaching?

bleacher spotted... you want make she spoil her skin.

useless bitch.. she think shes in america, african wey get culture, tradition and respect, like tomorrow no dey, come get deals make we see, las las na puun she go start.

ollie watkins to score.. 3:1

czarr:
A dog life outside is more valued than the life of the average nigerian.

dogs won kill themselves, but nigerians will.. today someone was saying how estates "houses" are empty without any occupants inside, houses just dey waste, food prices increasing, wicked president etc.. so you see fam... Omo alcohol dey my system as I dey write this thing.

okooloyun1:
Calabar girl parting gift

this is Dark bro.

travelwaka:
Monkeys are one intelligent animal. During one of my visits to a beach in Lagos, I saw this Monkey entertaining the crowd, I decided to capture the moment. The monkey understands English.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrnj6Sf6Zr8


Note: We are not in anyway against animal brutality, Just sharing the beautiful display by this Monkey.

see better meat, chop am with rice now na heaven you dey.

been dey use am with symbian phone that year, my Nokia N95 wey dey free browse, good times.

SmellySperm:
Nawa o. Na big F up be that

naso e be oh.

FanOfMyself:
The former is a given, the latter is oyo.

lol

FanOfMyself:
I'm so bored this Friday afternoon... If you are in Abuja, around Duste Alhaji, kubwa etc lets hangout.

if alcohol and babes go dey, tell me make I show.

this news get as e be, no location, no full name... na wa oh.

if buhari no comot this country no go fix

jaybenugo:
Veteran Nollywood actress, Hilda Dokubo took to her Instagram handle to celebrate her 53rd birthday today, IgbereTV reports.

She shared new photos of herself with the caption;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CVT6gnQIff5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

better sugar mummy.. God wetin be the delay na.

Jason voorhees...
Micheal myers...
freddy krueger

Liftkid:
Pictures: Before and after cutting my Dreadlocks. Which one looks better on me ?

bros me na update I need.. nothing concern me with ya dread.

paskal16:
idiot prop guns can also be real guns loaded with blank cartridges aswell, what’s your point exactly?
Ur papa na olodo

e pain am, go school you no gree now see your life.

Maj196:
Did you know: Alec Baldwin is the voice behind The Boss Baby cartoon character.

lots of actors voice cartoon characters.. what's the big deal?!

paskal16:
like your father

atleast my father know wetin be prop gun.

iamoyindamola:
I'm younger than my age

me sef.. baby face assassin.

cutecommend:
Ways to Look Younger and Reverse Aging in three weeks.

(1) Do heavy exercise that will make you sweat very thoroughly. Morning and evening.
(2) Do not drink cold water after such heavy exercise. Drink hot or warm water.
(3) Do this exercise for three weeks non stop. Morning and Evening
(4) Eat at least 12pm first meal for those three weeks. Don't eat anything after 9:30pm in the night.
(5) Eat much so Vegetables every day for those three weeks. Eat some fruits. Let all your meals have soooo much Vegetables. Ugu leave etc....

(6) Look at your mirror after 3weeks.

Come and thank me....

shit don't work.. you can't cheat nature

paskal16:
it’s a prop gun sir meaning it’s an accident
He might not be charged

olodo

ValCon888:
Feel so bad for Alec Baldwin. One of my favourite actors.

person die?

SmellySperm:
I been want sign up but dem say an old user gats register my number first. So u fit help me out abeg

na scan I for help you scan am, but you far.