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hopexter:
Bloody nobody like you

I swear to God I better pass you... no be mouth.

schoolboymatt:
post your pix abeg I wan sharpaly check sumtin

why

hopexter:
So what about you, who are you

I look like musician, dumbass guy..

meanwhile davido don become tik tok star... after messi na wizkid.

Faber:
Go to World Market or Dark0de and buy tools and cash out


Caveat: No be me send you o. As I dey type this I dey Portugal, so no be me send you.

lol

Think4Myself:
Boss abeg na, I dey starve

If I get I go holla you.

ole best coach

Think4Myself:
Give me I fit still salvage am

Omo.. I don forget am sha

czarr:
She get phone bros she just no like you like that, which girl no get phone today?, I would advise you to move on, your time is too valuable for all those childish play. But... If you still want to run am, tell the girl say make she no worry say before next month end you go change your phone and you go give am the one wey you dey use, say make she just try give you means to contact am, even if na her Sister number.

this guy get brain abeg.... wisdom plenty for your head, I dey learn from where this guy dey.

Think4Myself:
Come give me update chairman
You dey pH?

I dey somewhere oh...I dey find update like this bros... the one I been get kids don cast am.

Numerouno94:
I hope this aint vilitigo?

bros that thing na eczema

see skin abeg... Omo na like 2 guys for naija go get my type of fresh skin

ThreeEyedRaven:
This kpokpogri is an idiot. Even if he slept with her why announce it if not for his stupidity and childishness

but bros even if na me Bleep this kind girl, I go tell the world..

Hezzyluv:




The Kpokpo grills is unperturbed too, he had his own share from the honeypot and moved on...

naso baba.. ashaawo no dey care na.

fattprince:
Mosquitoes as well as the parasite they are passing which causes malaria have evolved too. Most insecticide hardly kill them now.

well... we dead.

Think4Myself:
For where?
I dey use Nokia

no wonder... try buy even if na iphone 6, you go get leverage. we wey dey use 11 pro max we no need to approach babes, once them don see 3 cams, them don classify you as big man.. from there na easy fuckkkk. I no know when last I carry mouth toast woman.

Think4Myself:
Me just wan smash Bros

for here ba, as long as you hold iphone you fit fuccck anything even if na winch, which kind phone you dey use sef

paste007:
no its not it, the song am talking about he sang it very fast.

infinity by olamide and omah Layy... I'm in 2019 wow.. well I just wanna advise my 2019 sef stay away from naija girls. e get why.

revived:
Nah Florida rental filing, Virginia benefit , ach to cl account, and check dae hot now

Site nah old school

abeg i fit get your digits

revived:
You Dun F*ck Up Alaye

So if you cash out now nah babe you wan reason

As benefits dun scarce una no go save
Vigirna info sef dae drop bit nah soap

Editing of documents, Filling, Convincing cl for selfie, hours on lappy

After all these you wanna blow it on puuusssaaaayyy

Use your head nigaa and invest in your future

bros which update dey abeg?

carry the one with the sweetest pusssssy..

only wayward people own tattoos..

EzegeNdiigbo:
Take her on a date and profess your love to her..simple.

useless advice by a simp..

lusid:
the way wey naija girls dey do hookup this days dey fear me

I dey tell you brother, me wey enter badoo dey find babe, I no know say na ashawos full there.

iamyemiakins:
I'm telling you!

My lodgemates and I were just talking about the population of mosquitoes in our environment these days.

Dem too boku! Everywhere mosquitoes!
Kilode!!

this place na thier headquarters... if you see the sizes of mosquitoes here bros... plus insecticide don't work anymore, probably they've evolved.. I don't know man.

Toonice:
More blessings

how much him give?

Think4Myself:
These days I don't care about girls or relationships, I'm more focused on making money cos where I stay, you no fit smash with money, na Yahoo boys dey date all the girls, all of them with their iPhone 11s, I just see them, acknowledge their attractiveness and just keep on minding my business. Make I just cash out first I go start to reason all those things.

you care about girls.. na because you no get money.

czarr:
Lmao
Just invest the little money you have in dressing like a yahoo boy(dress like you have money), and get plenty lamba(lies) for mouth.

Promise and fail is also a weapon in your Arsenal, go out more often looking posh even if money no dey your aza, even if na only two bottles you drink for posh joint follow the girls dey reason make sure better lies full your mouth, say you dey expect better money like month end or something like that....

tell the banny something like " have you been to so so and so happening place, say make wetin you dey expect just drop you go like take her there and as you go change your phone you go like change her own to( we dey call am promise and fail) if she like your yarns you done straff am be that, e get lamba wey you go get for mouth sef you go collect the one wey she get.

Girls dey deceived by appearances, let your packaging match your lamba (lies)...you go dey straff plenty speaking from experience bro, it's why we call dem fish brain.

make una give this guy award abeg.. you wise.

INTERNATIONAL11:
Talk to them regardless of your current status, some will still vibe with you ... Give it a shot

benin girls brutal, them dey like material things

Think4Myself:
Come give me bombing site chairman

bros drop ya phone number..

lusid:
i been wan fùck dis girl when i go calabar one time 4 one carnival. We don plan book everything but sth came up

you don fuccck up.. wey you fpr register before kpokpogari.

Zegemi:
Butterfly is even scarce in Nigeria this days

I wish it were mosquitoes.