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Sports / Re: Nigeria (4) Wallops Belgium (1) In 2008 Olympics Semi-Final by kingdong(m): 12:38pm On Aug 19, 2008
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Sports / Re: Nigeria (4) Wallops Belgium (1) In 2008 Olympics Semi-Final by kingdong(m): 12:35pm On Aug 19, 2008
nigeria has now scored 9 goals and conceded 2. third yellow for belgium. the are under pressure and our boys are very composed.
Sports / Re: Nigeria (4) Wallops Belgium (1) In 2008 Olympics Semi-Final by kingdong(m): 12:25pm On Aug 19, 2008
dem dey pusue that guy
Sports / Re: Nigeria (4) Wallops Belgium (1) In 2008 Olympics Semi-Final by kingdong(m): 12:18pm On Aug 19, 2008
goooooooaaaaaaalllllllll ;d
Sports / Re: Beijing 2008 Olympics, Opening Ceremony by kingdong(m): 5:09pm On Aug 08, 2008
The World is watching a dream come true. The fireworks is WOW!
Sports / Re: Beijing 2008 Olympics, Opening Ceremony by kingdong(m): 5:08pm On Aug 08, 2008
Wow!
Culture / Re: Represent Where You Are From by kingdong(m): 7:01am On Jul 24, 2008
Ndoni, halla!
Health / Re: Does Condom Protect You From AIDS? by kingdong(m): 7:00am On Jul 24, 2008
Just use it. At all at all na im bad pass.
Travel / Re: Am Dying Help Me-bank Statement by kingdong(m): 8:55pm On Jul 22, 2008
Ha guy as yu can see, yu no go get help here. This is where angels thread. GO AWAY!
whispering to oyewole, guy i for direct yu to my guy for oluwole but since dem demolish d place i loose im contact. yu no get person for bank wey yu fit settle?anywaysgoodluck o!
Travel / Re: International Passport by kingdong(m): 8:37pm On Jul 22, 2008
Getting the new e-passport is as easy as ABC.
If you need to get it fast and withoutstress, you will pay 20k to an oga at passport office telling him/her you need the thing urgently. You go to his/her office early with 2 passport fotos, fill some forms or give the person the details to fill in for you. you wait a while, they call you in to take yur picture, thumprint and signature and dass all. come back in 3 days time to pick yur P.

Or you want to go thru due process, you pay the official 8,750 naira, fill the forms and yu are told wen to return for yur pic et'al after which yu r told wen to come for pick up. all in all could take as little as 6weeks to max 12 weeks.
Thats how we do it here in lagos city, don't know if samemu ni in abj
Its up to you.
Jokes Etc / Re: Short Jokes by kingdong(m): 7:29pm On Jul 22, 2008
Cayon:

READING AND WRITING

They were booking in Nedd at the prison.
Prison Officer: "Can you read and write?"
Nedd: "I can write, not read."
Prison Officer (pausing): "Write your name here, then."
The prisoner made a scrawl the prison officer could not make out.
Prison Officer: "What's that?"
Nedd: "I don't know."
Prison Officer: "What do you mean you don't know?"
Nedd: "Officer I told you I can write, but I can't read."


This wan is crazy, the bomb, i started off laughing slowly till i couldn't stop, now its down to a silly smile on my face. sighs, still smirking cheesy
Family / Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things by kingdong(m): 6:59pm On Jul 22, 2008
amaechijay:

@ HCH3COO

How do u mean?

To me, l feel it is only natural since she was breastfeeded for 10 months


It sure is natural, but the way you put it is very unnatural, just tiake it easy.
Music/Radio / Re: Can You Believe This Is Whitney Huston by kingdong(m): 6:13pm On Jul 22, 2008
Heart rending. So so very sad. I pray she regains any and every good thing she has lost. My girl Mary J almost lost it at some point but found strength to make the u-turn. I pray Whitney does too.
Fashion / Re: Define Fashion by kingdong(m): 5:19pm On Jul 22, 2008
mohawkchic:

It Is A Method Of Utilizing Clothing ~ Accessories ~ Hair ~Beauty ~Shoes To Either Show Off Or Hide Something About Themselves

Spot on! And i gat scientific evidence to backit up!
Jokes Etc / Re: After S#$e%$x Comments By Astrological Sign by kingdong(m): 2:32pm On Jul 22, 2008
Oyaletor:

hmmmmmmm
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Dass Wright !
Religion / Re: Adeboye Shops For $20m Jet by kingdong(m): 10:29am On Jul 18, 2008
Tayo-D:

@davidylan,
When you read the Bible out of proper contexts, you will end up with the statement as above. The Church never provided for the daily living of everyone except at a time when it was confirmed that there would be famine at a place. The Church ONLY provided for the needs of Widows and Orphans. To the others, the timeless truth applies: "He that does not work must not eat".
That you have no clue what they do does not mean they do not do it. Question: "How many times have you carried out the injuction you highlighted above yourself?" People who hype too much about the poor reminds me of no other than Judas. Didn't jesus Himself mention that "the poor you will always have with you?" Why didn't He ask Mary to go sell the perfume and give the money to the poor? The answer is very simple. Mary did that to fulfil the Gospel. The jet that the GO is buying, what purpose is it for?

Let's assume you are a CEO who owns business interests all over the world. Do you think it will be prudent to buy a jet or to continue hopping from one plane to another subject to airline cancellations and schedule? We need to make right judgments and not just one based on prejudice.

I don't know GO nor am I a fan. I don't thinkI can ever be a member of his ministry, but with the size of his church and what I believe is schedule is, I am surprised he is just getting a jet. Even the scriptures decalare that in the last days, men shall go to and fro. How do you think God expects that to be done? On the back of donkeys?

I have chosen this post of yours as an umbrella covering all the others as they derive from this and i say well done. Sadly some people will still disbelieve and make stupid and nonsensical postulations and arguements. If Jesus appears to them in living colour they will still do same.

And for many others mouth flushing is a sacred past time. It is usual for them to LOOK, criticize, judge and condemn rather than to SEE, assess, correct and yet love. Of course they haven't offered alternative leadership in whatever they condemn so have no followership to look up to and emulate them. Yet great men who have toiled when no one saw, are called all manner of names with utmost recklessness, carelessness, disregard and disrespect. Something they wouldn't be bold enough to stand and say before their "compromised" parents.

As for me i am looking forward to contributing (for i am not yet able to buy it alone) to the purchase of the jet for RCCG not our daddy the G.O. Like my friend Tayo-D has said severally, it is a tool for effective ministry. If at the end of it all, just one once miserable lost soul is saved for heaven, then it is money definitely well spent.

Salute! Greater things , !
Romance / Re: My Fiance Got Me And Another Girlfriend Pregnant. by kingdong(m): 9:13pm On Jul 15, 2008
jay bee:

ask yourself all the reasonable questions and i am sure you will come to a good conclusion.
Please do as he says.

sistawoman:

Listen I am not going to tell you to keep the baby or get rid of the baby but I will say this, being a single mom is no fucking joke.

People think it is easy but what if this man walks away from you and that child and wants nothing to do with it. What if your family moves or you move or your family will have nothing to do with that child. What if you turn around and have no support system but yourself to rasie this child, support this child, love this child, care for this child.

I love my children with every fucking breath in my body but being a single mom having to do it alone day in and day out is no fucking joke. There are no days off for me, there are no emoional breaks for me. The only break is get is 6 weeks in the summer when the kids go to New York to be with their grandparents. My ex-husband and I divorced 6 years ago when i was preganat with our last son and he has not seen his kids since. My parents live in New York (they moved) and live in Baltimore - 5 hours away so there is no support system- until i married my husband. Before him they got sick- I took off, doctors appointment - i took off. You can't imanage the jobs i have lost due to missing time from work to care for my children. The field trips i had to miss because i really needed to save my time incase something happened, the days i came home from work and just wanted a break but had to be a mom.

Being a single mom is like working two full time jobs and the second has no annual leave policy.

Think about this careful and do what you feel is right for you at this time in your life.

But please do not mistake this for me saying that i don't want my kids. I love my kids more than anything in heaven or on earth and would walk through hell with gasoline drawers on for them. When I have had that hard day at work and come home to their smiling faces nothing I tell you nothing makes you feel better. It is alot of hard work and not everyone is cut out to do it.

My dear sister, i pray you continue to find strength to see you through this seemingly thankless task and asides the great smiles you get after a tasking day that you live long to see them kids of yours grown to be successful individuals, making you proud and leaving an indelibe smile in your heart. Me, i am humbled.

@Poster, abeg take to heart what these two wonderful people above have said. You see, at the end of all the advice, the responsibility of the ultimate decision lies squarely on your shoulders. Very important decision you have to take. think am well o, with clear mind, for its a life decision.

As for me, i stick out my neck, with respect to any contrary views, that i am not one for abortion except in life threatening and one or two exceptional instances. sighs And if you find it in your heart to forgive Mr Man (easy, since you still loff im) and are sure his remorse is true and lasting then do it.

Anywayz na you get decision and i pray you make the right best one.


nana:

Na wa oh. Is he a footballer? Babe,i'ld advice u keep the pregnancy.
nana:

Whao

why am i shaking my head?
Music/Radio / Re: D'banj And Durella by kingdong(m): 5:19am On Jul 15, 2008
I can't help but put mouth in this wan. I love Durella, i love Dbanj but i love Durella more. Sadly, i think when you look at the total package, i.e all the factors that will fetch the awards, the endorsements and swell the bank account (which is the gbaski) Dbanj will certainly come out tops over and over again above my man Durella.

From what i know of these two, i think Dbanj from day one long before he left naija was an apostle of Durella (as the originator of that style) but what does it matter today, as Dbanj has taken it all to another level with his total package. This really saddens me as a true believer of Durella who i know is so full of extraordinary talent but does not have the force behind him yet to present a total package that will see him smiling to the bank. Talent alone or being the better musician of the two (which i think is true) will not help him achieve this.

Compare videos and Durella's don't measure up. In all honesty they are razz and embarassing with only that for shayo just trying to get what its all about but still falls short. The chicks, the location, the props, set, kaks and general effizi are lacking. The zanga video is so lacking in its entirety, it really is. very sad.
Stage craft is another area where Dbanj will slam Durella hands down. PR, finance and more are reasons why more pple will definitely prefer Dbanj to my boy Durella.

So what to do? Take the product called Durella and turn into a brand, which is what Dbanj is in Nigeria today. This will invole a whole lot of hard work and learning. Packaging, PR and marketing by a proper management, high quality video production with all the effizi and what not, etc. These will in no small measure etch him in the hearts and head of the buying public which in turn will encourage the big money spenders to want to associate with him. I mean, look at the glo deal with basket mouth. These and bigger things is what Durella should work at. This is not a luck thing at all, work, real hard work and sacrifice must be done. But then all these cost money,so you must plan a strategic growth pattern. omo this thing na serious bizness.

My 2 kobo contribution,hoping Durella will some day be a household name like Dbanj who in all honesty is gbono felifeli
Autos / Re: We are back. Do You Have A 4x4 Truck Or Jeep? by kingdong(m): 10:39pm On Jul 12, 2008
O boy i dey turn purple green and bright yellow with envy(not the winchi type o grin) una still carry some naiize sisis go again. Who drive that avalanche and wetin e be like to handle for the rough terrain? Hope say the thing representin. Nothing sweet like driving on adventure. Someday soon God go do iyanu wink

Shey you sha see better cool palmwine buy take wash down the grilled fish cheesy Dude nothing do you, not wan bit, gbogboyin gbono felifeli grin cheesy wink smiley

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Autos / Re: We are back. Do You Have A 4x4 Truck Or Jeep? by kingdong(m): 10:16pm On Jul 12, 2008
wow, i bet yu guys had naiize wan. Good for you grin
Romance / Re: your Definition Of Love!: { Post Now! Hehehe} by kingdong(m): 8:26am On Jul 12, 2008
Love is, ehmm, love iss, emm, ehhh, emmmm, well, ehmm love issss, ahh, let me see ahhhh, ehm, i don't know, but i think emm, aghhh, i think love is good, all things being equal under stp. when there is long thing there's its not love.
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by kingdong(m): 8:19am On Jul 12, 2008
D'banj -- Mo gbono felifeli bi amala to jina gangan, i'm hotter than you. Mogbono ooo mogbonoooo, make dem know say na yu fine pass, don't let anything faze you. and so on and so forth, me just gbadun d song.

Shey o gbona?? grin
Celebrities / Re: Tom Cruise Pronounced Dead After Plane Crash by kingdong(m): 8:15am On Jul 12, 2008
barrduga:

ok check cnn now this minute they did a 10 second special on him for his memorial check check check now now it there there. what a pity sad

Guy you dey crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzze. Wind dem well, nothing do you, on a beautiful saturday morning. Una wey wan stress imsef to stroke, took it easyo, just took it easy. grin
The brother's enjoying the spotlight he created for himself, make una leff am abeg
Culture / Re: ·“太空哈密瓜”今天上市 by kingdong(m): 7:16am On Jul 12, 2008
@ Ijiji1
Dude you be sounding cool ! I'd like to learn chinese, how do you advice i go about it.

@ SeanT21
Sis you be sounding cool now too. I loves the wayz you both did some good. easy-cool, blend-on to friendship and i only wish you did just take it easy on exchanging harsh words with folks at times, there's no biggie

Be at peace
Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by kingdong(m): 6:22am On Jul 12, 2008
Precious redeemer, my Lord and and my God. You always bless me with beautiful and absolutely, oh so refreshing sleep. I love to coast out from sleep, half awake, half asleep, praising your name with one sweet song or another, or just repeating thank you Jesus. Now as it starts to rain, i say another thank you Lord.

Bless the Lord, ohh my soul, and all that lives within me, bless His holy name. For He has has done great things, bless His holy name.

I thank you Abba Father, i give you all praise, all adoration, all thanksgiving that i am alive and well after that nasty accident last week thursday night where i all alone, crashed my car beyond repairs escaping the jaws of death. Poor car, happy and grateful (to You) me, for it was not by power or exceptional driving skills (what driving skills when you are sleeping under inf, deep sigh) but a manifestation of your steadfast love, unceasing mercies, kindness and grace.

All i want to say is thank you Lord. Thank you Jesus. Praise be to your most holy name.
Career / Re: Is It Okay To Walk Out Of A Job Interview? by kingdong(m): 7:25pm On Jul 11, 2008
aruako1:

@ J Unit

With all due respect your response is absolutely inappropriate. I would have thought that the sensible response would have been to ask why the poster walked out of the interview. I might walk out if for instance I was subject to racist abuse by the interviewer. So you see the question is not entirely stupid. I believe that you are above 12 so i don't expect you to insult somebody simply because he asked a question. I see such appalling behaviour all the time on this forum. Somebody asks a question and some smart ass who has nothing to contribute decides the question is stupid and therefore the poster deserves to be insulted. Grow up please.

God will bless you and add extra. And sorry to say, but that fellow does not deserve your respect.

Mr J Unit, you see yourself, orya !
Politics / Re: Aviation Probe Is To Pull Down Yoruba - Group by kingdong(m): 12:36pm On Jul 10, 2008
Sagamite:


Iseobio, you are a retard!!!

Why should I be ashamed of myself?

Illiterate fool, your family should be the one ashamed.

Easy o !
Politics / Re: Aviation Probe Is To Pull Down Yoruba - Group by kingdong(m): 12:15pm On Jul 10, 2008
doyin13:

Which is more shocking?

An unknown quantity, Mr Oniru, claiming some fanciful tribal theory

or the likes of Buhari, Babangida and Abubakar, ex heads of state,
absolving Abacha of any looting of the treasury

Samemu ni !
Romance / Re: Never Fall In Love With A Stranger by kingdong(m): 9:50am On Jul 10, 2008
yinraph:

Their comes a beautiful girl on a beautiful noon,She has what u could think of a woman.She works in a cybercafe such a beautiful interactive manners with customers but she had her mind @ her back.On a faithful day I walked towards her,gave her a lyrics of life she couldn't resist it which made me a man in that comunity,people were jealous,mumuring,rumous all over the little cities I was not knowing that makes me a men. cheesy
Things was so good with us for good 2years.
just a little quarrel we had just for one day it jeopardise our relationship.
what do u think can because that ?
for the past 6years we never saw each other again.
Here I am leaving happily with my Nissan Morano on a deep blue day surbing the high of way leading to meridian hotel @lagos their comes an hold up on the high way,Their comes a JAM @ my back.I shouted inside of me grin "CHINEKE ! CHURCH AGBASALA,  OH GOD WHAT I HAVE WORKED FOR,FOR THE PAST 6YEARS OF MY LIFE. grin grin I came out gently as if i didn't think anything,i tighting up my tie gently,removed my versace spectacle smiley,worked 2wards the ride that batched my ride,come close to it their comes a new modern of Nicon navigator tinted glass out of it came out a woman whom left me for the past 6years. I was so wick and tired. Was so shots of words ask me later what happenend ?

Dude me i feel you and gat ya back 100%. Na beans to drive murano? with versace frames for that matter. They speak the English, you cruise the 4WD. Abeg complete the gist and do so in this same beautiful and artistic style. You don try now, imagine say na trek you been dey trek wey yur former girlfriend Linc Nav com jam yu troway for grand. God forbid, tufiaakwa.

Every body wey dey blast my guy english make you try check the speck for yur own eye because yu sef drop enough bulllet. no matter how small, bullet na bullet and can kill.
Romance / Re: What Do I Do by kingdong(m): 8:32am On Jul 10, 2008
chukxy44:

I need serious and realistic advice please.

Thats all, no long thing please. wink
bfbs:

QUOTE!
[b]What Do I Do
« on: July 08, 2008, 07:03 PM »

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Poor English and sentence construction skills!, too much words too express a simple idea, idiot!

Poor English and sentence construction skills! Very wrong word to express a simple idea,  idioot! A very fooolish and stuuupid one. airhead, moronic dimwit. fake grammer police.
Health / Re: Is Something Wrong With My Wife. by kingdong(m): 7:36am On Jul 10, 2008
Someone comes on to post something that is of great bother to him and some IDIOTS who have nothing to say but must say anything anyways open their filthy mouths and flush, messing up the whole place. Since you punkasses are not medical practitioners why don't you just sit back and learn what you can, must you talk? Baggas. There are certain sections where you can say whatever you like and no one would bother, not here.
Imagine one FOOOOL saying "And u had to bring your problem here? You no know road to the hospital ni?" Doctors in the house please forgive me if i am wrong, but don't you think this thing needs some urgent psychiatric analysis

@Poster

Dude i feel your bother. Why not add this issue on the free med advice thread being ably run by the kind and able doctors Blogun, Kathyekiti and co. I am certain they will offer meaningful tips and advice.

Anything wey dey bother person, as per im health make im no shame o, open yur mouth quick quick to complain and ask for solution asap, especially here wey you get all the ultimate anonymity which is what the above mentioned morons are taking advantage of, if not, when such punks jump up, they should be given a serious beatdown.
Romance / Re: Does A Broken Home Affect Future Romance? by kingdong(m): 7:04pm On Jul 09, 2008
syren:

@ topic
Well said, don't use the mistakes your parents made as an excuse to continue the vicious cycle. Make a conscious effort not to repeat them as youv'e already seen the outcome. Plus there are different levels to what a "broken home" can be, it can be a mild situation to an extreme case. As for romance and relationships it can affect how some people treat or view the opposite sex or even same sex, sometimes for the good and at times for the bad.


Gamine:

Different levels?

A Broken Home is a Broken Home

No matter how you see it.

People make this conscious effort
but it still dosnt seem to work.

i guess Rehab wont be a bad idea undecided

PiMp_jUiCe:

it sure can. its not enough to not want to repeat same trend. Question is what steps have u taken to make sure u don't fall into the same pattern. believe me, you don't wish away scars, u treat them and hope and pray they go away. Encouraging thing is, they do go away most tyms. u could be a product of a broken home and not have many issues to deal with if your parents did well to shield u from all the wahala and der own troubles.  but when u grow up in a civil war situation, there must be scars and it takes conscise and concerted efforts to heal d wound.

i am a product of a civil war of a home. even though i have good knowledge of what i want and want not, there are tyms i see familiar(scary) patterns. am still working on me. But its a good thing because av come to realise that most great men are products of adversity. It started from bible tyms. so am proud of where am coming from.


Gamine:

Dont you get , its not about allowing what happened in the past.
Its about a re-order of ones psychological make up.

We all have all sorts of negative imprints embedded into our psychological subconcious at a time when we were least unaware of the effects of such influnces as growing kids in such negative enviroments like a broken home. So as adults we WILL make many decisions based on these faulty precepts for which e get unplesant results.

It now behoves such person to will, to decide and continously put in consious effort to "re-order" that psychological DNA embedded deep in the subconcious effecting such behavioral responses. This is no mean feat and there are times when you will seem to be backslidding but one just has to keep at it, not giving up, until the ghosts of the past have been completely exorcised.

To be or not to be, at the end of the day the choice is yours!

wink

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