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Romance / Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake by kingdong(m): 1:59pm On May 25, 2008 |
welli: Mistake na mistake o! The prayer now na say, may our bad thots not get uncaged, creep up on us and put us in yawa, abi how yu see am now? better stll, think only proper thots. |
Romance / Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake by kingdong(m): 1:30pm On May 25, 2008 |
sperm_flow: welli: Unforgiving is what yu guys are. una no dey make mistake? he/she who has not done any and i mean any form of illegal kongo should cast the first feather. i do not hate the poster. let him only go and give belle only to his new wife, let him sin no more. |
Romance / Re: How Do I Flush Her Out? by kingdong(m): 1:21pm On May 25, 2008 |
As per flushing her out, well a copious amount of super strength harpic with lemon fragrance ( for her nasty odour, hmm, hmm- pinching my nostrils shut ) with lots of water will do the trick and its good riddance t yur smelly rubbish. Iron clad money back guarantee |
Romance / Re: How Do I Flush Her Out? by kingdong(m): 1:14pm On May 25, 2008 |
She wouldn't leave you alone, she's alwayz calling yur phoooone, fi le, fi le, fi le, fi le, fi le, why you o ?! |
Romance / Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake by kingdong(m): 1:04pm On May 25, 2008 |
Say yu are sorry, then go ahead and marry yur baby mother. Afterall, anything can happen, saywhatsaywhat ! Sorry o poster, but have yu told the other parties involved? i,e. yur supposed girlfriend, their folks, etc. Abi na here yu first launch the good news? |
Romance / Re: Attractive Factor by kingdong(m): 10:21am On May 25, 2008 |
presido1: Wikid ! Typo ? Nahh !! Considerable distance between A and N. Sure needs a dude who RIGHTS good English |
Computers / Re: Diference Between Dual 2 Core And Core Duo? by kingdong(m): 9:52am On May 25, 2008 |
It is a ekwe! so talk it like iss hott ! ye! yeeah men ! nothing de pah! @ poster from all t foregone yu spose try next time to post in the relevant section, cos yu wouldnt get anything reasonable wen yu dont |
Romance / Re: Seriously! Does That Make Us Bad Girls? by kingdong(m): 9:30pm On May 23, 2008 |
HR.hotness: please no be you i talk to, abi una be birds of the same feather? if yes, then you sef na BIG PIECE OF THRASH, i.e. if yes o! |
Romance / Re: Seriously! Does That Make Us Bad Girls? by kingdong(m): 9:23pm On May 23, 2008 |
vivaladiva: vivaladiva: viva is a piece of thrash who never has anything positive to contribute as a true gbovoe. VIVALANONSENSE |
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Such Back Stabbers by kingdong(m): 7:17pm On May 22, 2008 |
vivaladiva: wo change yur ways. for the better. |
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Such Back Stabbers by kingdong(m): 7:15pm On May 22, 2008 |
Vivaaa, Vivaaa, where are youuuu? |
Romance / Re: I Have Made Up My Mind by kingdong(m): 7:10pm On May 22, 2008 |
Living face yu is d man men , nothing do yu at all. but come o, yur post shey na poem? |
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Such Back Stabbers by kingdong(m): 7:02pm On May 22, 2008 |
HR.hotness: HR please say that one more time and louder please for it to hear and maybe, just maybe, change its ways so it can be called woman again. |
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Such Back Stabbers by kingdong(m): 6:57pm On May 22, 2008 |
vivaladiva: Kingdong if you please. And i would have you make yurself clear then if not, i stand on what i have said, that yu and yur friends are birds of the same feathers fucking eachothers fathers and why? for the dosh of course, and yu come here whinning. No dear , yu are the weakest link in womanhood. |
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Such Back Stabbers by kingdong(m): 6:45pm On May 22, 2008 |
HR.hotness: WOW! Woorrrrrrd ! Woorrrrrrd ! Tell the It. vivaladiva: Vivalashagga are you saying yur friends have been sleeping with yur pops? But una dey do runs together now, and na other people popsie yu sef dey sleep with so ko ye ko jo e, be be nlo, same na ni. |
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Such Back Stabbers by kingdong(m): 6:36pm On May 22, 2008 |
vivaladiva: Vivalawhatever it is obvious yu and yur supposed friends are birds of the same feather. Na all the scam wey yu sef dey play na im yu dey unfold for here.You play them, they play you. You beware of them and i say to all them friends of yurs, "BEWARE OF VIVALASHAGGA" |
Romance / Re: What Do You Enjoy Most About Being Single? by kingdong(m): 6:20pm On May 22, 2008 |
I enjoy all there is to enjoy. All, no begging! |
Romance / Re: Do You Know A Playboy? For The Sake Of Sisters Put Down His Name Here by kingdong(m): 6:06pm On May 22, 2008 |
[quote author=holychic link=topic=135744 not so fast, the wedding has been annulled and if the vow goes like this Holythug do u take holychic to be your wife, to build her a 30 bedroom mansion in Maitama, buy her a ford explorer and give her 10 million naira every month and not have sex with her as long as you live, maybe i would reconsider. [/quote] Now why would anyone wonder why this hungry thing was played out in her thieving game. I am sure Tunde of where ever and all the bankers who you are tired of saw through you and played you for what you are and have in between them leg of yurs. The amazing thing is yu come here looking for support from yur fellow females and i don't see anyone whos done that. ode, instead of you to hide yur head in shame yu come here washing yur come soaked undies in public YOU UNHOLY PIECE OF CHIC SHIT |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester Has Won Uefa Champions League by kingdong(m): 5:24pm On May 22, 2008 |
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Romance / Re: Would You Call It Off ? by kingdong(m): 3:56pm On May 21, 2008 |
Trust betrayed. Its what it is, simple as ABC. Will it be regained? If you think you can build back the trust that kept you waiting in anticipation of that glorious night then its ok, go ahead and marry her. If you still have doubts after you must have given it really serious thought then ma guy bone am sharp sharp no begging because the thing go dey plague yur mind 2-4 and thats bno mindset for what is sposed to be pleasant lifetime experience. As for me i no go think am twice, i no do again, i no marry. But wait o, with the lack of trust and all wey dey make you vex, what of when you sample the kpomo finish, it turns out to be an out of this worldbest sexual experience of yur life, with all the styles, the works, the extras, and in a well ororoed brain dizzying enviroment, wetin you go do. I feel thats d predicament of the person involved, thass why im dey think am. Guy be strong, no marry, because the person wey help you tar the road so well like say na julius berger, im still get maintainance contract as in B.O.T. aka build operate and transfer . Instead you sef fit figure out as yu go dey grade d thing evry naa ann denn but no marry am o! |
Education / Re: To All Jambites: How Was Your UME Exams? by kingdong(m): 3:13pm On May 21, 2008 |
U1: You do not need a calculator to get that right. While wishing you the best of results so you can move on, how did your English paper go? |
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by kingdong(m): 7:07pm On May 09, 2008 |
mishooo: LOL! I wan quench. yu is a reverend gentleman and e no go funny make dem lagimo yur head. but no go far e stll dey le! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by kingdong(m): 6:41pm On May 09, 2008 |
Men na wa o! still no solution to dis bad condition? Anyways research is still going on in the professor's secret hilltop lab in abeokuta. But reports reaching our newsdesk indicate that the scientists themselves re not finding things easy at all as all the sistas (cutting across all strata of society ) are just unable to resist the awoof that comes with the experiment in such hitherto unexperienced close proximity to luxury, hence the lack of control and unladylike behavior. On my part, currently at ojez at national stadium we have so many sistas returning from work and also d jobless ones just waiting for d evening. All are on scholarship and are ordering all sorts with reckless abandon. TGIF! The strongest link with all of them is just that nasty big belle. Interestingly it seems some of my igbo trader brothers are not bothered. Infact they kinda like love it as they view it as a testimony of their financial ability. I must say though that some of the young corporate fellas are not finding it funny here at all. There's just one table with three chicks (look very corporte too) and they seem to have sponsored themselves. I must say they all look trim, fit and sleeky. This will be analyzed further. BREAKING NEWS Reports reaching us indicate our scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% , wedding cake. What happens next? Big belle of course, so when yu pick the before and after pictures even a blind man can spot the difference. From ojez at the national stadium lagos, i am I No Know Book O! reporting for nairaland news. |
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by kingdong(m): 3:23am On May 09, 2008 |
Cadet: ?? Cadet: spot on ! Cadet: now thats D time ! |
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by kingdong(m): 3:07am On May 09, 2008 |
wetin be time? |
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by kingdong(m): 2:57am On May 09, 2008 |
i thought dat was all settled. yu na my english teesha na. wetin be time? |
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by kingdong(m): 2:45am On May 09, 2008 |
go see doctor |
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by kingdong(m): 2:36am On May 09, 2008 |
i juss dey laff won kine yeye laff for here. yu na stubborn cadet. yu go AFGMS? wetin be time? oya ma i refrase am, abeg wetin be time for ya side? |
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by kingdong(m): 2:31am On May 09, 2008 |
na fight? no be simple question i ask yu so? why una women dey always wan complicate issues? wetin be time? |
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by kingdong(m): 2:18am On May 09, 2008 |
wetin be time for yur side dia? |
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