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welli:
ve u eva heard of d statment"u re what u think"he must ve been nursin it in his heart.mistake ko,mistake ni.

Mistake na mistake o! The prayer now na say, may our bad thots not get uncaged, creep up on us and put us in yawa, abi how yu see am now? better stll, think only proper thots.

sperm_flow:
may your pe nis never see the light of the day anymore, twisted, jagged, and turned upside down - may your pe nis turn to snake, may u never use it to pee again - may your privates become a leg - may your pe nis decide to do a runner from your body - may your privates go inside your stomach and come out from your mouth - if you hate the poster - please say Amen to these prayers.

welli:
:Dbuahahahahaha.sperm flow that prayer is heavy oh.but i say an AMEN!to it.

Unforgiving is what yu guys are. una no dey make mistake? he/she who has not done any and i mean any form of illegal kongo should cast the first feather. i do not hate the poster. let him only go and give belle only to his new wife, let him sin no more.

As per flushing her out, well a copious amount of super strength harpic with lemon fragrance ( for her nasty odour, hmm, hmm- _{pinching my nostrils shut} ) with lots of water will do the trick and its good riddance t yur smelly rubbish. Iron clad money back guarantee

She wouldn't leave you alone, she's alwayz calling yur phoooone, fi le, fi le, fi le, fi le, fi le, why you o ?!

Say yu are sorry, then go ahead and marry yur baby mother. Afterall, anything can happen, saywhatsaywhat !

Sorry o poster, but have yu told the other parties involved? i,e. yur supposed girlfriend, their folks, etc. Abi na here yu first launch the good news?

presido1:
Now i understand why u need a guy that can speak and write good English.

Wikid ! Typo ? Nahh !! Considerable distance between A and N. Sure needs a dude who RIGHTS good English

It is a ekwe! so talk it like iss hott ! ye! yeeah men ! nothing de pah!


@ poster from all t foregone yu spose try next time to post in the relevant section, cos yu wouldnt get anything reasonable wen yu dont

HR.hotness:

bad belle people don come

when i thot we finally had some peace

please no be you i talk to, abi una be birds of the same feather? if yes, then you sef na BIG PIECE OF THRASH, i.e. if yes o!

vivaladiva:
with that nose wey be like where bee dey nest
don't hate me because your not hot like me said treoo to the baboons she met in the jungle
atutupuyoyo like her where she dey make i finish her abi she don go put prick for that her black wall tunel nose

vivaladiva:
abeg make i go look the baboon yash face sef - original busy body for life

viva is a piece of thrash who never has anything positive to contribute as a true gbovoe. VIVALANONSENSE

vivaladiva:
why do some people derive so much pleasure from pretending ( especially nigerians)

wo change yur ways. for the better.

Vivaaa, Vivaaa, where are youuuu?

Living face yu is d man men , nothing do yu at all. but come o, yur post shey na poem?

HR.hotness:
thats is what setting standards is all about
u decide what u can or cannot put up with
sorry i don't play games, don't hav d patience for that, i spk my mind and say what i want and expect the same from people
the differnce with me is I shape my own life, i wont put up with shit because its the way of the world, if sumthins unaccpetable then its just that,
who makes up the world and reality if not people and I wont let people decide for me how i live my life, been there done that, didnt like it
I choose now

HR please say that one more time and louder please for it to hear and maybe, just maybe, change its ways so it can be called woman again.

vivaladiva:
mr kingdom you fail to grasp the purpose of this discussion and would rather dwell on trivialities that belittle the aim of this conversation
it is because of this that u are the weakest link good bye

Kingdong if you please. And i would have you make yurself clear then if not, i stand on what i have said, that yu and yur friends are birds of the same feathers fucking eachothers fathers and why? for the dosh of course, and yu come here whinning. No dear , yu are the weakest link in womanhood.

HR.hotness:
Like I said, we are who we hang out with and choose to hav no dealings with animals

WOW! Woorrrrrrd ! Woorrrrrrd ! Tell the It.

vivaladiva:
my openess about sex doesnt mean am goin to sleep with my fiends father

Vivalashagga are you saying yur friends have been sleeping with yur pops? But una dey do runs together now, and na other people popsie yu sef dey sleep with so ko ye ko jo e, be be nlo, same na ni.

vivaladiva:
this is a direct response to the playboy thread
i choose my female friends very carefully especially my nigerian girl friends
u must sleep with your eye, nose and ear open, or they will snatch your man right under your nose
help me i don't have a place to stay, na lie o them one steal your bobo ( u go sleep for unda bridge abi u dey mad)
me i fear women pass men
nigerian girls ( shittt) i fear them well well
they can never leave their exes alone especially when they know he has a girl friend and he lives in jand
thats when they want to call the guy at 12mid night to complain about their stupid problems 9 flash flash flash)
when i come to naija, make sure u keep all your husbands and boy friends under luck and key because u would all surely reap what u have sown even the few innocent ones will pay for the crimes they havent commited
nigerian women always the victims ( virgins ko virgina ni)
nigerian guys beware of those girls that say u are their second shag, ive never given head before, crying during sex asking u hundred time do u love me and shit
shitttttttttttttt

Vivalawhatever it is obvious yu and yur supposed friends are birds of the same feather. Na all the scam wey yu sef dey play na im yu dey unfold for here.You play them, they play you. You beware of them and i say to all them friends of yurs, "BEWARE OF VIVALASHAGGA"

I enjoy all there is to enjoy. All, no begging!

[quote author=holychic link=topic=135744
not so fast, the wedding has been annulled and
if the vow goes like this
Holythug do u take holychic to be your wife, to build her a 30 bedroom mansion in Maitama, buy her a ford explorer and give her 10 million naira every month and not have sex with her as long as you live,
maybe i would reconsider. [/quote]Now why would anyone wonder why this hungry thing was played out in her thieving game. I am sure Tunde of where ever and all the bankers who you are tired of saw through you and played you for what you are and have in between them leg of yurs. The amazing thing is yu come here looking for support from yur fellow females and i don't see anyone whos done that. ode, instead of you to hide yur head in shame yu come here washing yur come soaked undies in public YOU UNHOLY PIECE OF CHIC SHIT

Trust betrayed. Its what it is, simple as ABC. Will it be regained? If you think you can build back the trust that kept you waiting in anticipation of that

glorious night then its ok, go ahead and marry her. If you still have doubts after you must have given it really serious thought then ma guy bone am

sharp sharp no begging because the thing go dey plague yur mind 2-4 and thats bno mindset for what is sposed to be pleasant lifetime experience. As

for me i no go think am twice, i no do again, i no marry.

But wait o, with the lack of trust and all wey dey make you vex, what of when you sample the kpomo finish, it turns out to be an out of this worldbest

sexual experience of yur life, with all the styles, the works, the extras,  and in a well ororoed brain dizzying enviroment, wetin you go do. I feel thats d

predicament of the person involved, thass why im dey think am. Guy be strong, no marry, because the person wey help you tar the road so well like say

na julius berger, im still get maintainance contract as in B.O.T. aka build operate and transfer  . Instead you sef fit figure out as yu go dey grade d thing

evry naa ann denn but no marry am o!

U1:
@ Mystics

PS: Did anyone here wrote the paper type on all papers done?

You do not need a calculator to get that right. While wishing you the best of results so you can move on, how did your English paper go?

mishooo:
_{rolls eyes, sighs and shakes my grey hairs}

Kids will always be kids.!!

<sub>slowly turns and closes the door gently.

Wait i min, opens the door, i almost forgot my cane.
picks it and leaves in a haste before they break the chair on my head</sub>

LOL! I wan quench. yu is a reverend gentleman and e no go funny make dem lagimo yur head. but no go far e stll dey le!

Men na wa o! still no solution to dis bad condition? Anyways research is still going on in the professor's secret hilltop lab in abeokuta. But reports reaching our newsdesk indicate that the scientists themselves re not finding things easy at all as all the sistas (cutting across all strata of society ) are just unable to resist the awoof that comes with the experiment in such hitherto unexperienced close proximity to luxury, hence the lack of control and unladylike behavior.  

On my part, currently at ojez at national stadium we have so many sistas returning from work and also d jobless ones just waiting for d evening. All are on scholarship and are ordering all sorts with reckless abandon. TGIF!

The strongest link with all of them is just that nasty big belle. Interestingly it seems some of my igbo trader brothers are not bothered. Infact they kinda like love it as they view it as a testimony of their financial ability. I must say though that some of the young corporate fellas are not finding it funny here at all.
There's just one table with three chicks (look very corporte too) and they seem to have sponsored themselves. I must say they all look trim, fit and sleeky. This will be analyzed further.


BREAKING NEWS
Reports reaching us indicate our scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% , wedding cake. What happens next? Big belle of course, so when yu pick the before and after pictures even a blind man can spot the difference.

From ojez at the national stadium lagos, i am I No Know Book O! reporting for nairaland news.

Cadet:
"fun"

??

Cadet:
you're boring me.

spot on !

Cadet:
Goodnight!

now thats D time !

wetin be time?

i thought dat was all settled. yu na my english teesha na. wetin be time?

go see doctor

i juss dey laff won kine yeye laff for here. yu na stubborn cadet. yu go AFGMS?

wetin be time? oya ma i refrase am, abeg wetin be time for ya side?

na fight? no be simple question i ask yu so? why una women dey always wan complicate issues? wetin be time?

wetin be time for yur side dia?