@SAM MILLA
this army of soldiers wey you form to support almondjpy oga abeg count me in. nothing wey i like pass realistc people wey dey talk true.
@ poster you hear wetin AJ talk. you better wake up
@ almondjoy
how do you do it? anyways kari on dey go for front cos me i gat yur back like K

@ ehie007
shey pe yu saf no fall for the wayo. the wayo dey smell bad. good someone is seeing beyond the ~##&x and talking

madam na you doyourself na you sow wetin you dey reap so why you dey bother allman.wayo dey smell for here men. but like someone says e don happen e don happen be that so yu move on and be a good girl. but if you insist on having him back just keep on trying, dont give up till you are old and grey then the one billion other good fellas wey for give you do no go even look yourside again alas na only the dive off third mainland go welcome you into im cold embrace. come to think about it u could even do that tonight. blisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss,

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thats good, real good. next we will here you now live in body suit!

my fave are:

COCKCROW AT DAWN

BASI AND COMPANY

ADIO FAMILY and

JOBLESS ES AND COMPANY

all currently showing on USTV premium belt

battery quenching, nepa vexing. gats go, night yall. yurll blessed!

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i hail una for here o. i always pick free tips here some of which have paid off and i just thot it fit too acknowledge yur good works AK DA TOPGUN and the crew. beta late than never. sad but good thing that we have to start on a new thread as the swords knives and broken bottles flying prior had gotten so out of hand something just might have flown right out of yur lappie come wound person.
hope yu all enjoy da last day of the hols.

ordinarily most if not all the banks offer exceptional customer service conditional to how much pepper you have chilling in their vaults  .
i bank with zenith intercontinental oceanic and uba. of the lot zenith is best. they do not treat me like a king as i do not have the hefty account that attracts such kingly customer service and at the same time they have never treated me badly. kind of impersonal but i really like them, at all at all na im bad pass.
uba and oceanic are messed up with uba always charging one cunny charge or the other on top of the nasty staff and the crowd at some branches. anyone been to ogunlana branch where one fine busty semi albino dispenses rudenesss, so much that i use them only when it is pressing. intercontinental are just there, fake commitment to customer service and with how regularly i have used the closest one to me i have had to walk out on them not once for shoddy service and the numbers to the md saying yu can complain na gainje. i was at tejuosho my branch to activate my atm which i have never used and after push me go up push me come down one idiot said i had to have an i.d before i could get the pin. d eye i give am ehn and he said pls saeat and wait for our another oga. long story short i no get am as oga no show and i get beta thing to do.
having had course to severally transact at gtb i must say that they beat the four i bank with so much that i believe there is an extra something they teach them at training. first bank, bank phb, and  many of the others are pure thrash.aah and i remember when i wanted to open an account with newly opened spring bank branch on ogunlana drive d front desk cso almost use broom pursue me. try looking as ordinary as possible and get a feel of what customer service really is like.
remember also that many of these people are living are dream so they are on a permanent high where from where it is not easy to have the calrity humility of mind to attend to lesser mortals.

@ danity
this person has spoken well and said it all

@ slimedge
i know this person simply likes going the other way just for the fun of it. like fela calls them "opposite people". but if that is really your deep principled perception then you and all who hold such views are a sad pointer to what might befall our great country if your likes are in the majority.

as for me its simple, what is bad is bad. no excuse, no matter who does the chasing, girl chasing married man or vice versa.una wey dey talk say e good if na your sister wife or mother hope say una no go mind.stae this clearly and we will know yu really mean it. and i think some of these topics are no issues just say make we talk sha as there will always be takers.

Pure water now ten naira a satchet. With majority of Nigerians unable to afford potable driking water we have easily depended on pure water when washing down the bowl of fufu or soaking the garri and ekpa. Una go buy? na so i talk say i no go buy gala wen d price go up but wen hunger waya me for goslow na so i bowdown. and d wayo there now na say the makers have refused to produce for awhile so that scarcity will produce high demand and the majority will bowdown. you go buy?

@Hugoboi

bros the KING OF NEWYORK wey you talk about really brought back wonderful memories of a great film. please please if anyone knows how i can get a copy of this film i go really appreciate am. and for those who haven't seen this badass gangstar action packed thriller i no no as yu wan take find am considering its an old old film but na must watch adrenalin pumper. and if yu know of anyother that matches or surpasses it please jamisi.

i am not saying you should not want to go to cyprus or anywhere else to better your lot but if you do not have the mentality to do it here in nigeria theen you will get there and face the same problems albeit without nepa issues et al and with that become deceived that yu have bettered your lot.
i mean if you are smart enough to browse your way to nairaland why not do some due dilligence about cyprus and what it entails to get there, find out what living conditions and requirements are, especially for a nigerian. do you have anyone there? then this person offering you this service just might be genuine but you have to find that out first. if the person is that sure of his or her ability to deliver then tie down whatever payment with a pre agreed third party like yur bank(er) or lawyer and when the service has been confirmed as legit within a stipulated time then pay is released.
all this only if you have checked and seen that on your own you are not qualified to get it. then then issue arises, if you are not why bother, why the wuruwuru, why the shortcut. nigeria definitely can not get better with shortcut makers and takers. such people if entrusted with positions of authority will mess up like d obsnjos and co and d evil cycle continues. then which way nigeria.

to think that all this war war and jaw jaw for something as little as d how of a glorious matter. a guy has been thinking, weighing issues in his mind, the pros and cons, the challenges ahead, his fears.he's been with the mama for a while now he thinks to himself and he likes what he sees in his vision of the future with her even with all fears and he decides finally to marry her only that he says it out the way it was thought in the deep recesses of the mind without refining it and as someone whos been with oga long enough and wants this end result aunty should have been matured and proactive enough to see where he was going and tenderly guide him aright while accepting and seeing the humor in his seeming rawness and like someone said taking the crude oil refining it and selling it back to him. but then humans for what we are you just can never know unless of course you were there and are able to make a first hand analysis of both parties to see if the fella is truly one mean uncouth moefoe or the girl is just one nagging bia_ch. best of luck to them sha cos na good thing. but na wa for the volume wey some of ma pple imput for this discussion so tay dem begin break each other head for another man headache. but thats human being for you, it can be no other way so "e go on so on" aka "carry go"

you reaally have to be careful. its really not too difficult but be careful with thise who will promise you the world chop yur pay and give you nothing at the end of it all. read carefully for i see number of folks have offered candid advice and some na sure kpuff and yur lean bar is gone. what kind of music are yu doing.with that it will be easier to know which station and particular programme producer to approach. some will ask for small change but i think someone like danfoster is likely to air yu for free only if yur stuff is good.most stations are on;line now and yu can contact many of the presenters by email. where do you live? why not start by penetrating the folks in your local station then using them as a leverage to expand as they are likely to know folks in other stations especially for station that have presence in other states. na small small bro. the very best of luck and grace to you.

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