Preshieben:
I just got tired and ended the whole stuff
I don't fall in love deeply.

why were you tired? Was he not submissive to you or he was a serial cheat

HazardMan:
She ended ours because she felt like she is done toying with me. It was really painful i swear but thanks to nairalanders i got over the heartbreak...
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Do you reply the text of an ex you WANT back ? YES. The answer is simply YES but the BIGGER question is how do you REPLY?

FIRST tip would be you don't want to jump right back and reply immediately the text of an EX. It shows you are needy, clingy, and this reduces ATTRACTION which might make your EX start thinking that you guys being separated is not so much a bad idea afterall. YOU don't want to give the impression you have no life and have been thinking about HIM/HER. It's never a good idea as it doesn't make you appear as a guy/girl that has a life without them. SO in Other words, Don't Reply their TEXT Immediately. Infact make this a GOLDEN rule of yours not to reply an EX text immediately. It's so important

SECOND tip or rule is always to sound POSITIVE and UPBEAT. You want to give out an energy to him/her that you are doing quite fine without them in your life! Positive energy generally attracts people. especially an EX.(because you guys had some synergy before) You don't want to sound down and low like YOUR life have been miserable AFTER the break up. Don't try to bring up DRAMA and ARGUMENT about the break up or about anything that has to do with the past between you guys. It would only make you more unattractive to him/her. it shows you actually can't do without them. And please don't beg for the RELATIONSHIP just YET.

THIRD tip is to convey to your EX that you are mostly busy. If you immediately answer your EX text each and every time he/she texts you, it would only show that you don't have anything doing and you are always available to them which could be a very HUGE TURNOFF. You could end up loosing your value, and your presence would be under appreciated which is something you don't want because the MOST likely reason your EX texted you in the FIRST place is because your PRESENCE in their life is really being missed! Let him/her think or feel you are busy with other things in life. A busy person is much more attractive and valuable than the one that is always easy to reach. An example is when you chatting with your EX, occasionally stop the chat and tell them a friend just came in and you guys have a project you working on so you gotta go. Convey to them that you are a busy person.

FOURTH tip would be that you keep your messages short . You don't want to start blabbing about all the details and everything happening with you at that moment whenever he/she asks a SIMPLE QUESTION.. if you do that it only means you miss them like CRAZY which is not a good thing for you as this reduces any attraction the EX might still have for you.(ITS NORMAL HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY that we all want what we can't have) when trying to get an EX back, you want to sound as simple, brief and indifferent in your messages or calls as possible.. this puts you in another LEVEL that would make him/her know you aiit too crazy over him/her anymore, but it also gives room for the EX to try and get you back.

The FINAL tip is too always be the one to end the chat. Don't ever let her be the one to end the chat. It might not sound like a big deal, but it's a very important thing because you ending the chat kind of put you in the driver seat(CONTROL).. A useful tips of achieving this is not to let the convo/chat drag too long to reduce the likely hood of her ending the chat.


The above rules should be applied, after the 25 days NO CONTACT RULE.(THIS is a rule or technique you must apply if you want your lover back after a break up. Would talk about that on another post) But in a brief sentence, the No CONTACT rule is the act of not replying any calls or messages or contacting your EX in anyway whether to check up on him/her or to beg for the RELATIONSHIP back for a period of 25 DAYS.


Now after following up the Game up to this point, meaning you done with the NO CONTACT PHASE(Which I would talk about elaborately later on) and you are chatting with the technique above when or if your EX starts messaging, I would give you the next STEP on what to DO below for a GUY / GIRL SCENERIO.


SCENERIO 1(YOUR EX IS A GIRL AND YOU THE GUY)

NOW for the Guy to EX-girlfriend situation, what you do after the NO CONTACT PHASE, and when she probably reach back to you through text, and you have followed my rules on the way you chat with her, after a while, send a message that would make her unconsciously remember some precious moments you guys have shared together, with a little bit of A JEALOUS SUBSTANCE in it. I would give you an example of what I mean below. So let's say for EXAMPLE during the relationship with your EX, you guys do watch movies alot in your house which is always a fun moment for you guys, you could randomly send a message like

"Hey whatsup? I misplaced some of my movie collection, do you remember the name of that movie we watched together where that young boy head was cut off by that Eskimo deranged man and you were screaming.. wanna download now and watch it with a friend tonight so pls do you remember the name!

Now this kind of message would definitely make her remember old times with you, it also suggest to her that you hold no GRUDGE against her and you probably belong to some else.. Like I said before, in NATURAL HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY, we all want what we can't have. And it also applies here, only it's gonna be stronger for her because she once had YOU before. So the IDEA that someone else have you now would make her jealous which is what you want. It's just like a little kid that throws a toy away he no longer needs. If the kid sees someone else pickup the toy and starts having fun with it, it would drive the kid crazy and the kid would CRY to get it back.. that's just the way it works!

Now after this, depending on how it goes because everyone have their own unique scenerio, what you should do next would be to subtly set up a date and build some physical attraction to spark things up again. What I mean by subtly setting up a date is not just telling her you wanna take her out! That's a NO No.. as at now you don't want to make it too obvious you want her back. Remember the plan is to make her know you are doing fine and living your best life without her. Now that being said, how do you fix the date,. You could call or text her something like

"Hey cutie how are you? I want to start a particular business that deals on female based accessories but it's much more complicated than just that, and I have always known you to be a smart a$$.. lol. Any chance we could meet up at that bar around 21st Street tomorrow lemme get some advice from you."

Now you have subtly set up a date with her, now she knows you are really moving on with your life which is a good thing. So what you do after meeting up with her is to apply PHYSICAL ATTRACTION TECHNIQUES(Would write about that on another post) that would make her starts drooling over you and remembering you guys were once together.. but a little technique of physical attraction I would drop here is immediately you reach the place of the DATE, when she arrives, before she sits, walk up to her, HUG her warmly and give her a friendly warm kiss on her neck then tell her she smells good. IT WORKS like magic anytime, anyday..

After the whole date and application of the physical attraction techniques, usually her behavior and body language subsequently when she is around you would make you know the exact time to finally ask her if you guys should give the relationship a trial.

The main point of all the processes above and game plan is to show your EX you are a different person. Your EX won't wanna come back to the same person. They find it boring. We all hear people say things like they can't go back to their EX because it's like going to their vomit or stuffs like that. But REALLY the main reason they can't seem to go back to their EX is because we all subconsciously crave for a new ADVENTURE, a new CHALLENGE, a new CONTROVERSY, etc. Hence one of the reasons for the 25-40 days no CONTACT rule in the first place. To kinda of format the memory they have of you and subconsciously set fresh grounds for a better beginning.

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Do you reply the text of an ex you WANT back ? YES. The answer is simply YES but the BIGGER question is how do you REPLY?

FIRST tip would be you don't want to jump right back and reply immediately the text of an EX. It shows you are needy, clingy, and this reduces ATTRACTION which might make your EX start thinking that you guys being separated is not so much a bad idea afterall. YOU don't want to give the impression you have no life and have been thinking about HIM/HER. It's never a good idea as it doesn't make you appear as a guy/girl that has a life without them. SO in Other words, Don't Reply their TEXT Immediately. Infact make this a GOLDEN rule of yours not to reply an EX text immediately. It's so important

SECOND tip or rule is always to sound POSITIVE and UPBEAT. You want to give out an energy to him/her that you are doing quite fine without them in your life! Positive energy generally attracts people. especially an EX.(because you guys had some synergy before) You don't want to sound down and low like YOUR life have been miserable AFTER the break up. Don't try to bring up DRAMA and ARGUMENT about the break up or about anything that has to do with the past between you guys. It would only make you more unattractive to him/her. it shows you actually can't do without them. And please don't beg for the RELATIONSHIP just YET.

THIRD tip is to convey to your EX that you are mostly busy. If you immediately answer your EX text each and every time he/she texts you, it would only show that you don't have anything doing and you are always available to them which could be a very HUGE TURNOFF. You could end up loosing your value, and your presence would be under appreciated which is something you don't want because the MOST likely reason your EX texted you in the FIRST place is because your PRESENCE in their life is really being missed! Let him/her think or feel you are busy with other things in life. A busy person is much more attractive and valuable than the one that is always easy to reach. An example is when you chatting with your EX, occasionally stop the chat and tell them a friend just came in and you guys have a project you working on so you gotta go. Convey to them that you are a busy person.

FOURTH tip would be that you keep your messages short . You don't want to start blabbing about all the details and everything happening with you at that moment whenever he/she asks a SIMPLE QUESTION.. if you do that it only means you miss them like CRAZY which is not a good thing for you as this reduces any attraction the EX might still have for you.(ITS NORMAL HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY that we all want what we can't have) when trying to get an EX back, you want to sound as simple, brief and indifferent in your messages or calls as possible.. this puts you in another LEVEL that would make him/her know you aiit too crazy over him/her anymore, but it also gives room for the EX to try and get you back.

The FINAL tip is too always be the one to end the chat. Don't ever let her be the one to end the chat. It might not sound like a big deal, but it's a very important thing because you ending the chat kind of put you in the driver seat(CONTROL).. A useful tips of achieving this is not to let the convo/chat drag too long to reduce the likely hood of her ending the chat.


The above rules should be applied, after the 25 days NO CONTACT RULE.(THIS is a rule or technique you must apply if you want your lover back after a break up. Would talk about that on another post) But in a brief sentence, the No CONTACT rule is the act of not replying any calls or messages or contacting your EX in anyway whether to check up on him/her or to beg for the RELATIONSHIP back for a period of 25 DAYS.


Now after following up the Game up to this point, meaning you done with the NO CONTACT PHASE(Which I would talk about elaborately later on) and you are chatting with the technique above when or if your EX starts messaging, I would give you the next STEP on what to DO below for a GUY / GIRL SCENERIO.


SCENERIO 1(YOUR EX IS A GIRL AND YOU THE GUY)

NOW for the Guy to EX-girlfriend situation, what you do after the NO CONTACT PHASE, and when she probably reach back to you through text, and you have followed my rules on the way you chat with her, after a while, send a message that would make her unconsciously remember some precious moments you guys have shared together, with a little bit of A JEALOUS SUBSTANCE in it. I would give you an example of what I mean below. So let's say for EXAMPLE during the relationship with your EX, you guys do watch movies alot in your house which is always a fun moment for you guys, you could randomly send a message like

"Hey whatsup? I misplaced some of my movie collection, do you remember the name of that movie we watched together where that young boy head was cut off by that Eskimo deranged man and you were screaming.. wanna download now and watch it with a friend tonight so pls do you remember the name!

Now this kind of message would definitely make her remember old times with you, it also suggest to her that you hold no GRUDGE against her and you probably belong to some else.. Like I said before, in NATURAL HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY, we all want what we can't have. And it also applies here, only it's gonna be stronger for her because she once had YOU before. So the IDEA that someone else have you now would make her jealous which is what you want. It's just like a little kid that throws a toy away he no longer needs. If the kid sees someone else pickup the toy and starts having fun with it, it would drive the kid crazy and the kid would CRY to get it back.. that's just the way it works!

Now after this, depending on how it goes because everyone have their own unique scenerio, what you should do next would be to subtly set up a date and build some physical attraction to spark things up again. What I mean by subtly setting up a date is not just telling her you wanna take her out! That's a NO No.. as at now you don't want to make it too obvious you want her back. Remember the plan is to make her know you are doing fine and living your best life without her. Now that being said, how do you fix the date,. You could call or text her something like

"Hey cutie how are you? I want to start a particular business that deals on female based accessories but it's much more complicated than just that, and I have always known you to be a smart a$$.. lol. Any chance we could meet up at that bar around 21st Street tomorrow lemme get some advice from you."

Now you have subtly set up a date with her, now she knows you are really moving on with your life which is a good thing. So what you do after meeting up with her is to apply PHYSICAL ATTRACTION TECHNIQUES(Would write about that on another post) that would make her starts drooling over you and remembering you guys were once together.. but a little technique of physical attraction I would drop here is immediately you reach the place of the DATE, when she arrives, before she sits, walk up to her, HUG her warmly and give her a friendly warm kiss on her neck then tell her she smells good. IT WORKS like magic anytime, anyday..

After the whole date and application of the physical attraction techniques, usually her behavior and body language subsequently when she is around you would make you know the exact time to finally ask her if you guys should give the relationship a trial.

The main point of all the processes above and game plan is to show your EX you are a different person. Your EX won't wanna come back to the same person. They find it boring. We all hear people say things like they can't go back to their EX because it's like going to their vomit or stuffs like that. But REALLY the main reason they can't seem to go back to their EX is because we all subconsciously crave for a new ADVENTURE, a new CHALLENGE, a new CONTROVERSY, etc. Hence one of the reasons for the 25-40 days no CONTACT rule in the first place. To kinda of format the memory they have of you and subconsciously set fresh grounds for a better beginning.

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First thing to note about shooting your shot in a ladies dm or let's say sending a first message to her DM is to KNOW YOUR LEVEL! You can't be a 2 and shooting shots at an 8 or 10, that shot would come right back to shoot you in the LEG!

You don't just go directly to a girl DM and start writing about how she is beautiful and you wanna get to know her.. the BABE is most likely gonna leave you on READ!(snub).. Well except you are incredibly handsome and have nice and affluent pictures on your profile.(almost all girls would check your profile after receiving a message from you the first time) But even at that it's best not to go to her DM straight ahead without the proper foundation

First thing to do is get her ATTENTION in a unique way before you majestically stroll into her DM. Don't go liking all her pictures at once just to let her notice you, she would just see you as a weird stalker and most probably leave you on READ when you finally message her.

One simple method to get her attention is to like 3 of her pictures that have the least number of likes, then you wait for a while and then drop a SMILE face on another of her picture that has lots of guys commenting on it. When she gets a notification about you liking 3 of her pictures at once back to back she would get curious, then when she later get another notification from the same name(which is you) about just a SMILE face on the comment section of one of her pictures that has a lot of other people commenting, filling her head with long praises, it would make her more curious. You then wait a while before you stroll like a KING to her DM.

What should i write when sending my first message to her?

Write anything that sounds interesting as long as it's not DULL and already overused by guys like, HELLO, HI, HELLO DEAR,. HELLO PRETTY.

Don't use all those start up lines above, well they would still work on some girls tho just that they have been OVERUSED already by guys online making them sound and look BORING and LAME.

One example for your first message I would just give is:

Hi! I STUMBLED across your profile while browsing, and I haven't been able to get my eyes off your pictures. You have the prettiest smile ever.. Good evening, and how are you doing?

Simple, nice and straight forward!!!

There are other more examples of your FIRST messages tho. You just have to be creative! After doing the above, she would most likely answer you and be willing to chat with you

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Lammylam! Hmmm. I bet guys have used lamer lines to get you laid. By the way what kind of fuc.k.e.d up user name is that?

lammylam:
Lame!

King Zadddy The only thing pathetic here is your name..

KingZaddy:
"SORRY FOR THE DISTURBANCE" like seriously? thats a pathetic line

1) Ask her where she is from.
Inquire about her place of origin, where she grew up, ask if all girls from her place of origin are cute like her(humour pls. always add humour when taking with a lady at least on the first date)

2)Ask her what she loves doing when she is bored.
Get her to talk about what she loves doing most or what thrills her. Ask her if she prefers movies or listening to music. If she loves music, asks if she can sing and then tease her to sing a line of her favorite song. Indulge her to the challenge by promising her something if she sings just a line(this lets her know you can be fun to be with)

3) Inquire if she is an introvert or extrovert
You could for example ask her what she would prefer between going out to a club with a guy and dance all night, or if she would prefer just staying indoors with a guy and watch a movie together ( anyone she chooses, she might start picturing you two together in that setting)

4)Get to know about her plans for the next 2 years.
But don’t linger on this topic to much, it’s can be boring.. (you just wanna act like you care�) If she is a student, ask about her plans after school, you could jokingly ask a question like ”if she was offered 20 million by a guy to quite school and relocate abroad with him abroad;; what she would do

5) Ask her what her ideal man is!
Ask her if she could date a guy that is broke but has “A Bright future”�.. Ask her if she could date a very short but rich guy like dem ”shatta bundle” etc (please add humor when asking all theses questions). Get to know what kind of man she sees as perfect for her. When she is done talking, she would must likely reciprocate the question, your answer should be a description of a girl that is almost totally opposite to her so as to put her off guard a little. This might make her unkowingly start questioning her worth too you which would in the long run slowly make her attracted to you. (its just psychology)

Note; On the first date you don’t wanna give too much info about yourself, you want to ask her intriguing questions that would keep her talking about herself… Just let her keep talking about herself and dont give out too much info about yourself, (so she doesnt loose curiosity about who you really are) well except she start asking you questions too, then you can give her subtle incomplete replies.. The mission is to let her know about you little by little everyday so you maintain that ”MYSTERY MAN” status in her subconcious for a while. It would end badly if you just let her read you or know you fully like an open book on the first date

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(These are mainly icebreakers to get her attention and talk with you before getting her contact) This should be mainly used when the girl is on a less busy street.

#1 Hello, sorry for the disturbance, but i just have to ask, are you a model? Because you have the nicest legs i have ever seen, and you have the most lucid eyes ever. Ice broken, most girls don’t get compliments that refers to particular parts of their body. All they hear is “you are extremely cute,” you have a nice body, you are pretty etc so this unique method might get her hyped up and willing to talk with you.

Note; Please confidence is key. you dont want to be mumbling words when asking if she is a model. You have to project confidence which shows both in your voice and body language. WOULD WRITE A POST LATER ON BUILDING YOUR SELF CONFIDENCE.



#2 Hello, (then a short pause) can I kidnap you, so I can worship you all day..(end this opener with a smile).. You are gorgeous, and I would really like to be your friend. Nothing more or my gf would kill me(end this with a smile too). Note: try to do this when there are very few people around so all the words can mellow and sink in well in other for her to get the humor..

Note; Confidence again is KEY. Your voice needs to be as calm as possible. Please do not rush your words out of fear, and your body language speaks volumes too. if you dont know how to maintain body composure when talking, one simple trick that denotes confidence is just to put your left hand in your left pocket while talking

#3 hey there, I have 10,000 things right now to say to you, but I am sure you hv heard them all from most guys. But i would just be blunt with you, I love your eyes,l love the way you talk and I love the way you walk… Would have told you I love those cute lips too, but I don’t want to sound too forward.. (end this opener with a smile, and try to sound as sincere as possible when saying this).

Note:From the lines, obviously you should know that this should mainly be used on a girl you seen around a couple of times probably in your area or place of work, meaning she most likely have taken note of you too in her subconscious

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Bruh i can hardly understand the shit you just typed. Learn good english first before trolling

Alfather:
Op is a Pussy worshipper.
i first reduce are self esteem before going further.

what i observed is most nairaland guys like you that always spew negativity on other people creativity are usually h.o.rn.y, single, lonely f.u.c.ks who's only hope in life is hidding behind their phones and trolling people online simply because they have no girl to calm their konjified balls... My G, i know you broke, single, jobless and h.orn.y but that doesnt give you the right to go around bringing out your negativity in everything. Dont worry if you need some pussy, i could hook you up .. Girls plenty on our side here bruh

MrBrownJay1:


unless the babe actually has great legs and/or beautiful eyes, you have no business telling the above to anybody... especially if the babe has k-legs and crooked eyes.



so in these difficult times of kidnappings and ritual killings, you wanna approach a babe with the above nonsense?



so you would tell a stranger you met in the street that you love the way she talks, while she hasnt even said a word to you?! who do you take these women for... gullible donkeys?
most smart women out there would simply reply: what do you love about my eyes/lips?! or better yet, they will simply say:"thank you" then walk away!

these above are lame ways to approach women and you better bring something more catchy/vibrant/interesting/fun to the table... if you want to get the attention of women.

Pick up line to use for a girl walking alone on a road. (These are mainly icebreakers to get her attention and talk with you before getting her contact)

#1 Hello, sorry for the disturbance, I just have to ask, are you a model? Because you have the nicest legs i have ever seen, and you have the most lucid eyes ever. (Ice broken, most girls don't get compliments that refers to particular parts of their body. All they hear is "you are extremely cute," you have a nice body, etc)

#2 Hello, (then a short pause) can I kidnap you, so I can worship you all day..(end this opener with a smile).. You are gorgeous, and I would really like to be your friend. Nothing more or my gf would kill me(end this with a smile too). Note: try to do this when there are very few people around so all the words and your mellow tone can sink in well on other for her to get the humor..

#3 hey there, I have 10,000 things right now to say to you, but I am sure you hv heard them all from most guys. But I would just be blunt with you, I love your eyes,l love the way you talk and I love the way you talk... Would have told you I love those cute lips too, but I don't want to sounds to forward.. (end this opener with a smile, and try to sound sincere when saying this). Note: this should mainly be used on a girl you HV seen around a couple of times probably in your area or place of work, meaning she most likely HV taken note of you too in her subconscious

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It’s 8pm on a Sunday night and my husband Matt* and I are lying on a hotel bed in Amsterdam. I’m wearing a see-through lace top, schoolgirl miniskirt and knee socks. He’s in a shirt and jeans. Both of us are watching the clock, nervous. Any minute now, Dita, the high-end escort we met online, will arrive.


I never ever dreamt I’d be a sexual tourist, let alone the kind who hires prostitutes with her husband. I was a bit of a wild child in my early twenties, but by the time Matt and I got together, I was done sowing my wild oats. With Matt, I haven’t missed my bisexual past of threesomes and more-somes; we have great sex, just the two of us.

But one drunken night after a party, we ended up in the champagne room of a strip club and things got very raunchy, very fast. We decided we wanted more.

However, most of the ‘women’ on adult dating sites are actually couples, and I simply don’t want to have sex with another guy. We’re committed to a hot, no-strings encounter with a sexy woman... no compromises. But we quickly learn why single women seeking married couples are known as unicorns: they barely exist.

So, since people outsource everything from pet-sitting to pedicures, we think, ‘Why not hire a professional for our sex lives?’ We settle on Amsterdam because prostitution is regulated there, and sex workers have more rights than they do in most places.After browsing dozens of NSFW websites, we land on Dita, an independent escort and porn actress who claims to enjoy the ‘company of charming gentlemen, Epicurean couples, and women, to share moments of complicity’.

She also charges 1,000 euros for two hours. But hey, we’re only going to do this once, right?

Over email, we set up an appointment and go over the particulars (time, outfit, Dita’s outfit: schoolgirl, please). Then before our trip, the impossible happens: we find a unicorn. Ella, an old FWB from my wild-child days, messages me out of the blue, and I tell her about our quest over a glass of wine. Next thing I know, she’s come over for dinner, and let’s just say that Matt’s famous linguine isn’t the only thing that gets eaten that night.

Threesomes with Ella become a regular thing, but we decide to honour our appointment with Dita anyway. You know... for science.

So, here we are, days later, in our hotel in Amsterdam, with Dita.Amsterdam You’re gorgeous!” she cries, hurrying past Matt to me (and earning instant brownie points). She’s beautiful: tall and slender with sparkling green eyes and cheekbones that could cut ice. She removes her coat to reveal a skirt like mine and a skimpy shirt hugging fake breasts as gravity-defying as ripe coconuts clinging to a palm tree. After discreetly pocketing the pile of notes on the table, she sends Matt to UnCloth. Then she turns to me.

“What are your boundaries for tonight?” she asks in a Slavic accent. “Is there anything that will make you uncomfortable?”

Of course, Matt and I have talked about this. I’ve told him about times I got jealous during past threesomes and he’s reassured me, saying, “We don’t have to do this. It’s just a fantasy. Your feelings are more important.”

Knowing Matt will always put my heart before his cock makes me bold enough to tell Dita
anything goes. When Matt returns, naked and a little bashful, she empties her backpack onto the bed.It looks like the entire inventory of Ann Summers: a dozen vibrators, butt plugs and anal beads, a syringe (!) of lube, a leather harness with two sizes of strap-on, and even a fluffy foxtail. The foxtail, it turns out, attaches to a butt plug. She lubes it up and works it in, then prances around in six-inch stilettos, purring and preening. We’re impressed.
The next two hours are like being in a porn movie where Dita’s the director and star. She manoeuvres us into impossible-seeming positions and rolls out toy after toy, never breaking her naughty-schoolgirl character.

Matt and I high-five like freshers as she takes both of us at the same time (me with her strap-on, he with his cock – condom-clad, of course). Then I’m the one getting double-teamed. As I’m riding her, she nestles a vibe against my clit. We’ve been at it for more than an hour and I realise I should probably come, but I’m overstimulated. It’s as if I’m experiencing the whole thing as performance rather than pleasure.This, I start to realise, is the difference between commercial and non-commercial sex. When we’re with Ella, it’s all about what feels good for all three of us. Turning Ella on turns me on. It’s not cinematic, but the way she smells and feels and sounds is really what sends me over the edge. Dita moans and writhes too, but she’s not here with us for me to make her come (trust me, I try). She’s here because it’s her job.

Her pleasure – like her enthusiasm and her creative scenarios – is fake. Being with her is campy and a lot of fun, but it lacks the kind of personal connection that makes sex feel really erotic. I do eventually climax, using one of Dita’s vibrators on myself while Matt f*cks her. Afterwards, we collapse on the bed and talk for a while before she packs up her bag of tricks and leaves.

Later, Matt and I venture out as well. Even on a quiet winter night, there’s always something going on in Amsterdam, and I want to find a souvenir for Ella before we leave.

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lefulefu:
i know its copy and paste u m0ron.anyway its a fake story.

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lefulefu:
the not so clean ones yes .anyway on the issue of op sleeping with the lady its most probably the woman is very poor so she dey do small ashawo for her place of work to survive.many female cleaners are like that especially those ones working in state civil service.u know say civil service no dey pay dem well.

lol. its not RUBIS ooooo . stuffs like this happen on a daily.

supportnija:

And you believe this rubis?

The sun was streaming in slowly through the blinds on my bedroom window when I awoke. I was still so groggy as I reluctantly stood up from my bed. I had to get up early as I needed to be in school that morning. I didn’t have much to do in school that day because it was a friday, and fridays were usually lecture free days in my department, however I had a small issue to rectify in my department that morning. I took my bath, wore one of my fitted polo shirts, slipped into my skinny jeans, wore my very fake gold wrist watch and was ready to hit the road for school.

I didn’t want to leg it to school as I usually did (my school is quite close to the hostel where I stayed) so I boarded a 50 naira bike to the gate of my school. After paying the bike man, I still had to cross the road so as to get to the entrance of the school. As I looked to the left, there she was, standing in front of the cafe opposite my school. This innocent, cute and harmless looking girl with the sweetest looking tempting eyes and the most sensual pink lips I have ever seen. I was always intrigued whenever I saw this girl. She just had this natural beauty look that could very nearly bring me to my knees every time. I had to hurry so I crossed the road and was on my way to school.

Well I finished with what I had to do in school, I decided to chill with some of my friends in one of the bukas in school. We were getting bored with the atmosphere in the shop and we were getting ready to leave when I suggested we stroll to the cafe and check to see if the cute girl was still there. They agreed so we strolled towards the cafe hoping to at least catch a glimpse of her. As we were heading towards the cafe, she suddenly came into our view, coming out from a shop near the buka. I knew this was my chance, my golden ticket! I gathered enough courage and stylishly walked up to her. Long story short, I talked to her and ended up getting her number. Her name was Marian. Perfect name for the perfect body, I thought. Truth was I didn’t put too much thought to her cause I thought she was out of my league and I even hesitated to call her that evening when I got home because this girl looked just so innocent (well so I thought but more on that later). I later remembered to call and I called her sha, we talked and laughed, she was quite fun to talk with. She had a way of talking to a guy that would almost certainly make most guys fall in love with her within minutes. Well, during the conversation I kinda decided I must have this girl as soon as possible because the way she was talking to me on phone kinda gave me hints that this girl might not be as innocent as I was tought. I then told her I would want to see her cute face again and she agreed straight away. She just asked when I wanted to see her. She wasn’t free the next day which was Saturday so she came on Sunday.

I still remember what she wore that sunday ike it was today, a skinny blue kinda rugged jeans and a long sleeve shirt with a fine scarf. And her skin was glowing as usual. She was all smiles when she arrived and within a short time we were taking like two long lost friends. It didn’t take too long for perverse thoughts to begin swimming all through my mind. I knew that my egungun was going to cross her express if I played my cards rright. Normally before any new girl I’m interested in comes to my house, I always get my tools ready; my tramadol, vega(in case of anxiety and my dick fails) and postinor in case I get too carried away and I pull the condom and cum inside but because I didn’t really plan in advance for this innocent angel, I had none of my equipments ready.

We talked about different things just to break the ice at first but as we talked I noticed she was occasionally stealing a glance at my lips and this started to make me Hot. Well there was a particular time I think she asked me straight up what I wanted from her. To be honest the question caught me off guard as most girls that ask you that question usually have been into you for a long time. Truth is after she asked the question, coupled with some dirty things that she had said before asking the question, it made me realize that this innocent angel might not be all that innocent oo. Well, as a sharp guy, myy simple reply to her was that I wanted to kiss her lips.
Mehn, immediately I said that, she just smiled and looked down. I slowly went close to her, pulled her close to me and instead of going straight to kissing her lips, I kissed her neck and breathed slowly down her neck. Wow! I swear the way she shivered when I did this was crazy. I slowly went to her lips and kissed her attractive pink lips and the fire and passion with which she kissed me back with was so intense I nearly went out of my mind. Meanwhile, I was already getting rock hard.
Remember I said I didn’t plan to bang this girl because she looks like one innocent virgin like that, well as I was kissing her I started realizing how wrong I was because this girl was obviously very skilled when it came to kissing. We kissed for like 7 minutes straight then I decided to put into play all my normal moves. I went with one hand to her small breast and started caressing it while at the same time I was touching her body at different sensitive parts romantically. We did this for like 3 minutes before I then progressed to going for her pussy with my hand while still kissing her. She stopped me all of a sudden. I asked her why she stopped and this girl then told me that she has a boyfriend and wouldn’t like to cheat on him. In my mind I was like WTF!! How the hell would you bring your attractive body to my house this cool sunday afternoon, kiss me, tell me I am cute and start telling me you have a boyfriend. Like where was the boyfriend when we were just kissing passionately just now. All this questions were just in my head. In order not to lose my chance, I decided to start my manipulation skills which happens to be something I am very good at.

The first thing I told her was that I knew this was her first time in my house, and normally I wouldn’t even try to kiss a girl not to talk of touching her the first day the girl comes to my house, but I have been seeing her in that cafe (were she works opposite my school)and I have always admired her for a very long time and now that she is finally opposite me in my room it’s really hard to control myself cause she has one of the cutest lips I have ever seen on any lady
As I said these words with all the deep passion I could muster, I could see her eyes melting into my soul and usually I had a number of things I normally say that would make most girls submit themselves to me, she just fell for what I said and replied that she couldn’t resist me and like play like play she started pulling all her clothes. It was looking funny because after all the noise that she had a boyfriend in the beginning which was very true (because the boyfriend called while she was there), she was the one removing her clothes faster than the speed of light. When she finally removed her panties, gosh!!! It was amazing, she was so sexy when her pussy came into view. Her pussy was surprisingly thick and juicy compared to her petite body. When I rubbed it mehn this kitten was dripping wet! Her pant was soaked! She had a shade of black hair above the pussy which kinda gave it an attractive look on the goddamn yellow pussy. Her inner pussy lips and clitoris were red and dripping! Mehn normally I am a guy that loves to engage in pre-intimacy till the girl is begging for my dick but after seeing this amazing pussy (that I would spend all my last cash on if it came down to it), I couldn’t engage in any damn pre-intimacy. I just spread her legs on the bed pulled down my boxers a little bit and entered her amazing pussy. Her pussy grabbed my dick like a vise when I slid in. With the way she was moaning rhythmically at every stroke and the way her pink nipples were tasted, I knew I wouldn’t be able to last up to two minutes. At that moment I increased my pace and started fucking her with longer strokes. She moaned and went spread eagled immediately. I held her legs above my head and bleeped her crazily. We both came at the same time and when she orgasmed she nearly dragged my head off. I ended up banging her a second time that day and this one lasted up to 35 minutes. I can confidently say I bleeped the shit out of her during this thirty five minutes period making sure my dick grazed every inch of that sweet pink pussy. All I was thinking as I bleeped her the second, third and fourth times was that she was definitely going to be walking funny tomorrow.

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Correct guy

dayleke:


Have you ever heard of a "Corporate Cleaner" bro?


They are in a different class o.

Lol, sometimes all this housegirls, cleaners, etc can be the sweetest. Don't dull.

lefulefu:
u get mind oo
a cleaner for that matter
i can imagine her having strong body odour and looking unkempt
some of u guys dey try o with the type of women wey una dey sleep with

So I gave this lady a lift sometime in 2019, she was a new cleaner in our place of work,a cute smallish Fulani gal (I had lived most of my life in the north so I speak and understand hausa fluently).

On this particular day I gave her lift again we got talking and I just jokingly asked of her phone number which she obliged. After dropping her off I didn't bother to call her that day but waited till 3 days later. Her response was something else, how she has been expecting my call and thought I wouldn't call her again. We spoke a couple of times afterwards and I set a date to take her out which she accepted. An uncle aboard has a house in same state which he kept in my care then. Took her there and we got talking about life and all, she didn't open up to me of her marital status then. Spent sometime together there and I made moves to get down with her but she refused. Light complexion, moderate boobs, her thighs were like those of Agri chicken thighs, this girl was damn beautiful. All attempts made didn't move her one bit, I ended up letting her be that day.

After that day we continued talking on phone and she professed her love for me, how am different from other guys she knows and how excited she is having me in her life. I didn't attempt wanting to spend time with her again so as not get the repeat of what happened the last time again. So one night she said she wanted seeing me that I should come park close to where she claimed she stayed. I went and after picking her up, she said we should go somewhere quiet so I drove to a high way close to that area. It was pretty late then already so just few cars and you hardly get a passerby then.

We got talking and discussing on issues of life, work and other stuffs. Didn't know when I got a hard on and made to kiss her and she didn't fight me off. My hands were all over her and manage to find its way to her Vj, she was tieing wrapper and to my surprise no pants on and noting under the hijab she wore(no bra or top on). She was damn wet down there, this lady didnt... READ THE REST OF THE STORY ON https://naijadatingtips.com/how-i-bleeped-married-woman/


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light099:


I'm happy you're pained having realized that writing erotic stories isn't your thing. Everyone was obviously pissed, reading your crap. Try picking up a job with the convent.
Peace.

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leosahm:
can u imagine? Yhu dnt even knw how to lie..........goan learn, then come bk.........