kekakuz:
I feel their pain tho.
But I know a bolt guy that makes about 20k on Saturdays alone.
How Is He doing it that you people are complaining

JONSYN7154:
You're SIMP raise to power 17

Ifakiland:

Na greedy bastard, 500k loan online like say na him papa get the coy.

Kpengla:


So pure mugu like you still dey exist for this country

You're a pure mugu

watersideboys:
Ok

But prophet Muhammad can suck my dick sha

sorosoke101:
So I was billed for an interview today by 12pm at an event center on admiralty way lekki, on getting to the venue the security guard told me there was no such interview on there schedule .

I tried calling the Hr personnel I sent my C.V to and her number was switched off.

The funniest part was that I wasn't the only one at the venue I met 9 other people.

So they started calling the Hr personnel to no avail and we all went back home looking sad.

In fact I came all the way from festac and spent 1800 for Tp. "Me wey broke like broken plate"
So my brothers and sisters you can imagine the disappointment.

Anyways am still in the job hunt in case there is any job opening just holla at your boy BABSODIQ007@GMAIL.COM trust me I can do any legal work because I am versatile though I hard a 3rd class degree in microbiology

MrBrownJay1:
bwaaaaaah! thankfully with laser, she can get her senses back and remove that nonsense!

imagine the laugh if you go fukc some babe and her dude's face is tattoed on her aaass.... na heavy backshot she (and that fool's face) go receive, lol!

Utanisco:
A female graduate treated her father to a pleasant surprise as she appreciated him for training her in school.

The overjoyed lady ran to her father's mechanic workshop and gave him a hug before going on her knees to express gratitude.

The fresh graduate also dressed her father in her graduation clothes and received prayers from the stunned man.

A lady upon graduation from school stormed her father's place of work to show gratitude in an emotional fashion. The Nigerian lady identified as Lydia Okojie hurried to her father's mechanic workshop while rocking her graduation gown.

https://www.legit.ng/people/1454328-female-graduate-runs-her-fathers-mechanic-workshop-hugs-dresses-him-her-graduation-clothes-clip/

Sopies:

Yea, but that was with my ex.

Sopies:
Some days back I opened a thread on I got infected by my ex girlfriend.
https://www.nairaland.com/6944366/just-shot-myself-foot...the-fallout

Because I met my girlfriend a virgin I completely exonerated of any blame because I trusted her. I have access to her social media and she has not given me any reason to suspect her before. She blocks any guy that asks her out immediately, but at times the more you look the less you see.

After I discovered I was infected I called my ex and talked her down for infecting me with what seemed like gonorrhea. She insisted that she doesn't have gonorrhea so we went for a test together on Monday. I broke the news of my infection to my girlfriend citing toilet as a possible cause, I was surprised on how calm she took the news.

I stay alone and my toilet is always neat so I was kinda surprised she kinda bought the lame excuse. I followed some prescription I was given on Nairaland and started treatment without seeing the result of the test and the symptoms have subsided though I'm still on medication.

We got the result of the test today and it was confirmed that I have a moderate growth of gonorrhea while my ex has candidiasis or something. She doesn't have gonorrhea.

Now how did I contact the gonorrhea, my ex has been taunting me since we got the result.
Should I confront my girlfriend?? I don't really know to go about it. Is it possible that my ex has it but the test didn't capture it, because the lab guy wrote down the test to take according to the symptoms we explained to him.

No one can be trusted anymore

post=109532620:
GOV ELECT PROF CHARLES CHUKWUMA SOLUDO CFR ADDRESSES TRANSITION COMMITTEE, RESTATES HIS VISION FOR ANAMBRA TRANSFORMATION

Anambra Governor-Elect; Prof Charles Chukwuma Soludo CFR addresses cross session of the Anambra Transition Committee and Handover Committee at Golden Tulip Hotel Agulu. He inform them that the work at hand is huge and his vision for a better, newer, liveable and industrialised Anambra is achievable and efforts must be put in place to bring it to reality.

He reminded them that his manifesto is not just for campaign but a contract he has signed with Ndi Anambra and since they have chosen him amongst all the other qualified candidates that contested the last election. He is committed to undertake the transformation of Anambra and ensure impactful leadership and there is no stopping of his work plan for a better Anambra.

He restates that Anambra must be transformed to that mega industrialised economy, our roads both in the rural areas and cities, markets, environment challenges must be addressed.

https://www.facebook.com/2107012056263664/posts/2860810274217168/

IgweBUIKE1:
even me can't hold the laff ...he even told the police officers that if I succeed tomorrow,that will I be praying for him or swearing for him,they asked him how much he is worth noW...he said he is suffering now to enjoy later

Shadyfeelings:
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired

SisterFire:
...that's the religion of Jehovah( Satan ) , Jesus( feral) n allah( Lucifer ) ...they share in the 96% of the killings,
This most trinity jehova( father ) ,jesus( son ) and Allah( holy spirit ) has killed more than anything you think off , even the one beyond ur imagination ...
How many of you knew 98% of our world history dated back 4.5billion yrs ago were lost ( but I have 40% as a reincarnated, Egypt has 68% , S.t/Rept has 95% ) ?
Can any war surpass Armageddon war ?
Do you know thousands of souls were wasted to deny you true account of that war which lasted for million years?
But truth can never hidden for long, because supreme beings watched and documented it to be exposed during the acquarius era which is now!

house10s:


ehya pele, give her number to one of ur guy n setup her up also

helinues:


The guy in the second photo looked like he has been in the cell for quite sometime

They can't tell us that guy is a kidnapper or just arrested. Mba

edego2up:
I married my wife and my father in-law gave us his blessings after that every year ending I use to give my father in-law things like rice chicken and some ingredients for the celebration,
By late last year my in-law died and these things which i use to give my father in-law now goes to my mother inlaw, but the senior brother to my father in-law is now on my neck, anytime he sees my wife,he always is threatening fire and brimstone.

He says that since his brother's demised we have not been visiting him and infact have not received any Christmas gift from US
Meanwhile,in every Christmas i always do for my mother inlaw what i should have done for my father in-law.

I am now confused i don't know who to serve now between my mother in-law and uncle in-law.he is now blowing fire and brimestone

The major matter now is how i can be able to service my mother inlaw and my uncle in-law then my family. I am a low income earner just managing to keep ends meet, see where i now find myself.

The main reason i am nolonger at ease is because these tribe are mainly known to practice witchcraft especialy the very family.

Please nairalanders what should I do now to save my head and the head of my loved ones.
If you love jokes kindly skip this Post for this is a very serious matter.

Even now my mind is telling me to devorse her and life goes on, will this decision also affect me? infact how, how, hooooooowwwwee?

gentlemmy:
I was bored and decide to stroll around the compound, there is this particular spot where snakes usually chill early hours of the day or late evening. I've never seen one but anytime I'm there, I'm always cautious and secretely wish to see snakes (I've this double feeling about snakes, I hate it but like seeing it)

Lo and behold, I saw this juvenile snake hunting for insect or so, it sense my movement and run to safety, I thought of letting it go but in few months time, it'll be all grown and pose a threat to people around.

I picked a stone and threw on it and boom I hit it spine, it motion was limited and I picked it.

Lala dont do "paedo-snake" so no need to call him

chatinent:
Life, like a mist, appears for just a day,

Then disappears tomorrow.

All that we are can quickly fade away,

Replaced with tears and sorrow.

If a man should die, can he live again?

atoyat:

In fact extremely stupid

irunoko:
which kain correct? So them no fit tear him uniform and singlet or at least naked am before releasing him? Which kain mob be that.now imagine if it were the other way round if a Keke driver had caused or almost caused an accident for some police officers knowing how intoxicated they can be with power.do you think anybody will
have the audacity to beg on the Keke driver's behalf and tell him go and sin no more.


I have encountered similar situation where a reckless police van was driving and caused an accident.i fell off on a moving bike on an express road while the Okada hit his head on the ground with bruises on his legs and I was telling the police guy ( who will die a nonentity in Jesus name) that can't you see you caused an accident and you couldn't even have the decency to park and help either me or the bikeman,you couldn't even show any empathy ( meanwhile the bike man was still on the floor groaning in pains) the next thing that was his response was is it me you're talking to like that and before I could say jack Robinson he pulled a gun at me to my face and I was shocked to my bones.i had to apply emotional intelligence immediately knowing that one screw is loosed in his head and apologize immediately just so he can leave.


I have no pity for these guys.infact I have hatred and disgust for them anytime I see them and the funny thing is that not only do I hate police even my parents too

I remember bringing a girl home some time back and she was introducing herself to my mom the next question my mom asked me was what does your dad do she said omo olopa Ni mi ma.if you see the way her counternace changed to irritation and disgust,I just remembered the unpleasant incident I had with that police.my mother walked her out immediately and told her to drop the cup in her hands which she was using to drink water

Infact if I knew she was the daughter of a police man I will have stayed clear from her.if you see Naija police in their elements, they're very merciless, crude and unempathetic.abeg I no fit near police pikin make person no go collect swear wey victims of police wickedness dey give police man and their pikin

envoymedia:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXgB3cRN1qR/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link