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Crime / Re: Brother And Sister Banished From Imo Community For Allegedly Committing Incest by Kingjjo(m): 5:02pm On Jan 29, 2023
Where are their parents?

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Meets 2 Out Of School Girls, Promises To See Them Through School by Kingjjo(m): 7:00pm On Feb 03, 2022
This is pointless. How many children you wan take under your care and that of the first lady? Why don't you empower people to be able to take care of their children. Nonsense and Buhari
Politics / Re: Umahi: Fani-Kayode Is A Liar, He Played No Role In My Defection To APC by Kingjjo(m): 2:12pm On Sep 17, 2021
We know sir. No point in telling us.
Education / Re: Three Abia State University Lecturers Die On The Same Day by Kingjjo(m): 3:37pm On Sep 07, 2021
I used Prof A.I Nwabughuogus book in Unizik like 10years ago on International relations. Continue resting sir.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Members, Wives Surrender To Nigerian Military by Kingjjo(m): 6:59am On Aug 06, 2021
How come am not liking this
Politics / Re: Stop Offering Us Bribes, Police, FRSC Tell Nigerians by Kingjjo(m): 7:51am On Jul 28, 2021
Joke of the century
Politics / Re: Fire Service Workers To Start Carrying AK-47, Other Firearms by Kingjjo(m): 9:35am On Jul 04, 2021
NYSC is the next
Politics / Re: Abia: No Soldier Killed In Ohafia, Troops Not On Revenge Mission ― Army by Kingjjo(m): 1:54pm On Jun 14, 2021
Are you kidney me����? Why this kind lie? Nigeria is indeed finished. At least am in Abia state.
Health / Re: Nigerian Woman Dies In Libya After She Ran Mad (Photo) by Kingjjo(m): 1:43pm On Jun 14, 2021
Make Una tell us wetin kill our Tina. Which one be say she run mad come die? Hian!!
Fashion / Re: How Do I Get My Natural Skin Colour Back? by Kingjjo(m): 8:48pm On Dec 08, 2020
Freebettingtips:


How much does it cost?
not much..just below 1k

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Three Policemen For Killing Wedding Guest In Imo State (Photo) by Kingjjo(m): 1:24pm On Dec 07, 2020
Marine54:
Where is the picture of the arrested policemen In sane clans, thier pics/identities will be review to the public .
Below are pics of police men who murder George Floyd in United States .
Is Nigeria a sane clan??
Fashion / Re: How Do I Get My Natural Skin Colour Back? by Kingjjo(m): 1:09pm On Dec 07, 2020
Pls don't ever listen to anybody recommending any other cream to get back to your natural color. You will soon look like a burnt offering. Just go with pears.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Taiwan Lawmakers Throw Pig Guts And Punches Over US Pork Imports by Kingjjo(m): 5:25am On Nov 28, 2020
Then I guess all legislators across the globe are the same. The difference in their Nigerian counterparts are the paychecks.
Crime / Re: New Photos Of Shoki Shitta After He Was Beaten In 2019 by Kingjjo(m): 10:59am On Oct 09, 2020
Pls that stuff inside small eva bottle is not water. But if you insist it's water, then it must be well water���
Properties / Re: 3-storey Building Collapsed In Umuahia [PHOTOS, VIDEO] by Kingjjo(m): 3:03pm On Jun 25, 2020
I know that building. There used to be a church under the building where I used to go and play keyboard back then. That should be around 2003/2004
Politics / Re: Daniel Ukpera Donates Ropes To His Community To Tie Goats by Kingjjo(m): 1:25pm On Jun 13, 2020
After the donation, Ukpera assisted some of the people to tie their goats before leaving.

I don laugh Taya������������

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Politics / Re: New Burial Law In Anambra State: Obiano Gives Assent by Kingjjo(m): 5:43pm On Jun 04, 2020
DarkJeddi:
You must be mistaking Anambra with Imo..
So you are saying that marrying from Anambra state is not costly?
Politics / Re: New Burial Law In Anambra State: Obiano Gives Assent by Kingjjo(m): 11:48am On Jun 04, 2020
meforyou1:
something is wrong with both of you. forget that thing, follow your yoruba sisters, u cant maintain an igbo girl
Unfortunately for you, iam a full blooded nwa di ala.

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Politics / Re: New Burial Law In Anambra State: Obiano Gives Assent by Kingjjo(m): 11:46am On Jun 04, 2020
roughdiamond:
Someone told me about Aguleri abi Umuleri in Anambra where marriage costs less than 100k. Was planning to visit for appropriate enquiry before Coro came. Maybe we work together Bro
No problemo
Politics / Re: New Burial Law In Anambra State: Obiano Gives Assent by Kingjjo(m): 11:00am On Jun 04, 2020
Lols. Water don pass garri. Am waiting for the new law on marriage in Anambra state lemme go and marry my Amaka.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Masoumeh Ebtekar Diagnosed With Disease As Outbreak Spreads by Kingjjo(m): 7:21am On Feb 28, 2020
I wish it will start like this in Nigeria...from the top.
Politics / Re: Governor Zulum: We Need 100,000 Soldiers To Defeat Boko Haram by Kingjjo(m): 9:45am On Feb 20, 2020
There is absolutely no problem, just recruit the repentant BH members in to the army. At least they know the address to their former house so they will be able to get Shekau quickly. Ndi ara.
Culture / Re: Muhammad Sa’ad Abubakar Tells Security Agencies To Arrest Any Hate-Preacher by Kingjjo(m): 7:53am On Feb 14, 2020
Issokay. Nsogbu adiro.
Phones / Re: Isa Pantami: Subscribers Must Explain Need For New Mobile Lines by Kingjjo(m): 7:47am On Feb 14, 2020
Its like this man is breathing from his anus. Wakanda yeye justification do you need to give before getting a new sim card? There are other pressing needs that his ministry needs to tackle ..in the area of regulating service providers and prices for their services.. And he is here talking about sim cards.
Romance / Re: Share Your Best Val Experience by Kingjjo(m): 11:30am On Feb 13, 2020
I just finished secondary school and I was looking for admission. I went for a church program near a school of Nursing and midwifery on the11th of feb that year and I met one student and we talked and exchanged contacts. The following day 12th I went to IMSU owerri to see whether I will start running a program that will take me out of the house. From owerri I called the girl that I will be coming back and so let's see that day and she replied me that she is still mensurating and that it will end the following day. I told her that her mensuration shouldn't stop us from seeing that I just want to hang out, this babe replied that she knows I will sleep with her when she comes that I should just wait till it runs dry..I had instant erection. Fast forward to 14th feb, the nursing student came and gave it to me on a platter of silver.

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Science/Technology / Re: Crocodile In Indonesia Has Tyre Around Its Neck, Cash Reward For Who Removes It by Kingjjo(m): 1:20pm On Feb 05, 2020
"release the hapless reptile" indeed. Let the officials go and release the hapless reptile and chop the money.
Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Kingjjo(m): 6:08pm On Feb 04, 2020
midnighter:


HAHAHAHA I just don't understand all these passive-aggressive niqqurz.

Tell her to keep your meat back na, is it how an entire goat will finish less than 24 hours after it was slaughtered and you dont have what to say about it

That's how you will keep deleting people from your phone until finally, you delete the whole world.

Hope her name is not "Obiageli" Maybe her father fed her with whole forests of animals every day while she was growing up bahaha
Nah I ddnt want to talk. This girl is above 27 and should have brain even if she doesn't have sense. She stays with her parents and siblings, does she eat meat like that in her house

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Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Kingjjo(m): 5:50pm On Feb 04, 2020
It was on a tuesday, called in sick cos this babe I met on fb said it was that day she will come. Went to goat market and bought goat meat I prepared a wonderful okra/ogbono/uziza soup...of course I sabi cook wella. This girl came around 4pm and we started talking, shortly she went to the toilet to ease herself and I rushed her hand bag and saw clothes there ..Lols.. I relaxed cos no point in rushing cos I know this one go sleep. Later after we don bulala, the girl said she dey hungry I told her she should enter kitchen and do eba for both of us. This girl came out with 12 pieces of meat plus other things wey dey the soup. It's not like the meat lumps were small in anyway I was shocked to see my 3k meat almost finish in one eating. I ate small and ate 3 pieces of meat and I pretended that I was watching a movie while watching this girl consume my meat while talking to me with mouth full with meat.. A big turn off for me. In the morning I was dressed for work when she walked out of the bathroom and asked me whether I will eat eba that morning, my heart skipped and I knew that this girl has a mission to finish that meat. I told her no that I don't eat eba in the morning and she said that she wants to eat. 10 minutes later this came out with very small eba and 6 pieces of meat. Na there I weak and I decided I won't give her a dime and she won't come to my house again. I deleted number immediately she left. Anu mpam

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Health / Re: Police Arrest Five Over Coronavirus Hoax In Abuja by Kingjjo(m): 6:04am On Feb 02, 2020
Just bundle those five ijiots to Wuham ASAP.

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Politics / Re: The Chairs & Floor At Buhari's Family House In Daura (pics) by Kingjjo(m): 1:33pm On Jan 09, 2020
Look at that picture very well. Have you? Now tell me whether that picture was not taken like 10years ago. Ndi oshi. Humility my black nyash.
Business / Re: First Bank Appoints Ado Yakubu Wanka As Non-Executive Director by Kingjjo(m): 7:04am On Dec 14, 2019
Lol

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Crime / Re: Importer Whose Container Was Sized, Invites A Native Doctor To Perform Voodoo by Kingjjo(m): 7:09am On Aug 19, 2019
How the man take know say the container na female container?

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