₦airaland Forum

I hope Amalinze the cat is their leader.

Where are their parents?

This is pointless. How many children you wan take under your care and that of the first lady? Why don't you empower people to be able to take care of their children. Nonsense and Buhari

We know sir. No point in telling us.

I used Prof A.I Nwabughuogus book in Unizik like 10years ago on International relations. Continue resting sir.

How come am not liking this

Joke of the century

NYSC is the next

Are you kidney me����? Why this kind lie? Nigeria is indeed finished. At least am in Abia state.

Make Una tell us wetin kill our Tina. Which one be say she run mad come die? Hian!!

Freebettingtips:
How much does it cost?

not much..just below 1k

Marine54:
Where is the picture of the arrested policemen In sane clans, thier pics/identities will be review to the public .
Below are pics of police men who murder George Floyd in United States .

Is Nigeria a sane clan??

Pls don't ever listen to anybody recommending any other cream to get back to your natural color. You will soon look like a burnt offering. Just go with pears.

Then I guess all legislators across the globe are the same. The difference in their Nigerian counterparts are the paychecks.

Pls that stuff inside small eva bottle is not water. But if you insist it's water, then it must be well water���

I know that building. There used to be a church under the building where I used to go and play keyboard back then. That should be around 2003/2004

After the donation, Ukpera assisted some of the people to tie their goats before leaving.

I don laugh Taya������������

DarkJeddi:
You must be mistaking Anambra with Imo..

So you are saying that marrying from Anambra state is not costly?

meforyou1:
something is wrong with both of you. forget that thing, follow your yoruba sisters, u cant maintain an igbo girl

Unfortunately for you, iam a full blooded nwa di ala.

roughdiamond:
Someone told me about Aguleri abi Umuleri in Anambra where marriage costs less than 100k. Was planning to visit for appropriate enquiry before Coro came. Maybe we work together Bro

No problemo

Lols. Water don pass garri. Am waiting for the new law on marriage in Anambra state lemme go and marry my Amaka.

I wish it will start like this in Nigeria...from the top.

There is absolutely no problem, just recruit the repentant BH members in to the army. At least they know the address to their former house so they will be able to get Shekau quickly. Ndi ara.

Issokay. Nsogbu adiro.

Its like this man is breathing from his anus. Wakanda yeye justification do you need to give before getting a new sim card? There are other pressing needs that his ministry needs to tackle ..in the area of regulating service providers and prices for their services.. And he is here talking about sim cards.

I just finished secondary school and I was looking for admission. I went for a church program near a school of Nursing and midwifery on the11th of feb that year and I met one student and we talked and exchanged contacts. The following day 12th I went to IMSU owerri to see whether I will start running a program that will take me out of the house. From owerri I called the girl that I will be coming back and so let's see that day and she replied me that she is still mensurating and that it will end the following day. I told her that her mensuration shouldn't stop us from seeing that I just want to hang out, this babe replied that she knows I will sleep with her when she comes that I should just wait till it runs dry..I had instant erection. Fast forward to 14th feb, the nursing student came and gave it to me on a platter of silver.

"release the hapless reptile" indeed. Let the officials go and release the hapless reptile and chop the money.

midnighter:
HAHAHAHA I just don't understand all these passive-aggressive niqqurz.

Tell her to keep your meat back na, is it how an entire goat will finish less than 24 hours after it was slaughtered and you dont have what to say about it

That's how you will keep deleting people from your phone until finally, you delete the whole world.

Hope her name is not "Obiageli" Maybe her father fed her with whole forests of animals every day while she was growing up bahaha

Nah I ddnt want to talk. This girl is above 27 and should have brain even if she doesn't have sense. She stays with her parents and siblings, does she eat meat like that in her house

It was on a tuesday, called in sick cos this babe I met on fb said it was that day she will come. Went to goat market and bought goat meat I prepared a wonderful okra/ogbono/uziza soup...of course I sabi cook wella. This girl came around 4pm and we started talking, shortly she went to the toilet to ease herself and I rushed her hand bag and saw clothes there ..Lols.. I relaxed cos no point in rushing cos I know this one go sleep. Later after we don bulala, the girl said she dey hungry I told her she should enter kitchen and do eba for both of us. This girl came out with 12 pieces of meat plus other things wey dey the soup. It's not like the meat lumps were small in anyway I was shocked to see my 3k meat almost finish in one eating. I ate small and ate 3 pieces of meat and I pretended that I was watching a movie while watching this girl consume my meat while talking to me with mouth full with meat.. A big turn off for me. In the morning I was dressed for work when she walked out of the bathroom and asked me whether I will eat eba that morning, my heart skipped and I knew that this girl has a mission to finish that meat. I told her no that I don't eat eba in the morning and she said that she wants to eat. 10 minutes later this came out with very small eba and 6 pieces of meat. Na there I weak and I decided I won't give her a dime and she won't come to my house again. I deleted number immediately she left. Anu mpam

Just bundle those five ijiots to Wuham ASAP.

Look at that picture very well. Have you? Now tell me whether that picture was not taken like 10years ago. Ndi oshi. Humility my black nyash.

Lol