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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by kingjoe(m): 9:29pm On Aug 07, 2023
PegasusSolid:
Come...has Frodd legally adopted Angel? It seems she genuinely sees him as her daddy!
Fear women.
Frodd is the richest guy in the house.
Cece is loyal to cross I rich guy too. Most of their loyalty goes to rich guys.dont be surprised.
Kids dad is rich but Kidd is not really touching the money and is stingy
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by kingjoe(m): 6:22pm On Aug 05, 2023
It is good to be optimistic.but the truth needs to be said.
We can't defeat England.They are in top form now .let the margin not be too much.that is all
.they tried.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Polytechnic, Ugep Teaching & Non-teaching Job Recruitment (70 Position) by kingjoe(m): 7:59am On Aug 05, 2023
orgria:
The Federal Polytechnic, Ugep, Cross River State, is one of the six newly established Polys by the Federal Government of Nigeria. Our mandate is to produce graduates (National Diploma/ Higher National Diploma) that can compete favorably in the world job market with respect to Technology, Science and Management.

The school is strategically located within the Central Senatorial District of Cross River State, with a dense population and extensive fertile land. We have currently acquired 200 hectares of land for the permanent site and an additional 65 hectares for our Agricultural projects.

We are recruiting to fill the following positions below:

Location: Cross River

1.) Librarian I

2.) Assistant Lecturer (Architecture)

3.) Assistant Lecturer (Building Technology)

4.) Assistant Lecturer (Library Infomation Technology)

5.) Assistant Lecturer (Multimedia Technology)

6.) Lecturer II (Multimedia Technology)

7.) Lecturer II (Mass Communication)

8.) Lecturer II (Building Technology)

9.) Lecturer II (Architecture)

10.) Lecturer II (Estate Surveying & Management)

11.) Lecturer III (Estate Surveying & Management)

12.) Lecturer III (Architecture)

13.) Lecturer III (Building Technology)

14.) Lecturer III (Library Information Technology)

15.) Lecturer III (Mass Communication)

16.) Lecturer III (Multimedia Technology)

17.) Lecturer I (Mass Communication)

18.) Lecturer I (Building Technology)

19.) Lecturer I (Architecture)

20.) Lecturer I (Estate Survey & Management)

21.) Assistant Lecturer (Land Survey & Geo-Informatics)

22.) Lecturer III (Land Survey & Geo-Informatics)

23.) Senior Lecturer (Agric Technology)

24.) Assistant Lecturer (Agric Extension & Management)

25.) Lecturer II (Agric Extension & Management)

26.) Lecturer III (Agric Extension & Management)

27.) Legal Officer

28.) Administrative Officer II

29.) Confidential Secretary

30.) Executive Officer (GD)

31.) Porter

32.) Clerical Officer

33.) Lecturer I (Agric Extension & Management)

34.) Accountant II

35.) Scientific Officer

36.) Stores Officer

37.) Assistant Lecturer (Science Laboratory Technology)

38.) Executive Officer (Account)

39.) Lecturer III (Science Laboratory Technology)

40.) Procurement Officer I

41.) Lecturer II (Science Laboratory Technology)

42.) Lecturer I (Science Laboratory Technology)

43.) Pharmacist

44.) Pharmacy Technologist

45.) Instructor / Technologist (Computer Science)

46.) Medical Laboratory Technologist

47.) Instructor / Technologist (Electrical / Electronics)

48.) Health Attendant

49.) Lecturer II (Electrical / Electronics)

50.) Lecturer I (Electrical / Electronics)

51.) Senior Engineer (Civil)

52.) Senior Lecturer

53.) Senior Quantity Surveyor

54.) Architect II

55.) Assistant Lecturer (Statistics)

56.) Motor Driver / Mechanic

57.) Lecturer II (Statistics)

58.) Planning Officer

59.) Programme Analyst / Data Processing Assistant

60.) Senior Lecturer (Statistics)

61.) Technician (ICT)

62.) Library Officer

63.) Higher Library Officer

64.) Technician (Computer Engineering)

65.) Technologist (Computer Engineering)

66.) Assistant Lecturer (Computer Engineering)

67.) Lecturer III (Computer Engineering)

68.) Lecturer II (Computer Engineering)

69.) Senior Lecturer (Computer Engineering

70.) Senior Librarian


Click below To View Details

https://crossriverhub.ng/federal-polytechnic-ugep-teaching-and-non-teaching-job-recruitment-70-positions/

Application Closing Date
25th July, 2023.
please quote me when there is update on the recruitment
PoliticsRe: Not A Single Kobo Has Been Saved From Fuel Subsidy Removal - Ajaero by kingjoe(m): 5:46pm On Aug 02, 2023
Nnpc said govt is owing them alot of money.trillions.
Govt said it's paying 400billion on subsidy
Nnpc said nobody gives them 400billion monthly .
Faac says nnpc does not remit money to federation account.
Now this.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by kingjoe(m): 10:51am On Jul 30, 2023
meobizy:
Kiddwaya is following Ilebaye because he knows the cameras are on her. Oba Waya sef get strategy.
not only .he has openly guessed right that viewers will start supporting her as it seems she is being bullied.
Kidd , very smart
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by kingjoe(m): 10:48am On Jul 30, 2023
N3TRAL:
We're not falling for Ilebaye's acting. We want to teach cocky prostitutes that their 100 million per night customers won't save them. Can't wait to vote.
Words on the marble.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: You’ve Endured, Persevere A Little More, Tinubu Tells Nigerians by kingjoe(m): 7:09pm On Jul 28, 2023
Bullshit , the same thing emefiele told us to be patient.while Nigerians were suffering.very wicked people.

Buhari never paid any subsidy.

Nnpc was doing fuel swap.,take crude and give us pms .

They just want to make Nigerians suffer and make money from us .
EducationRe: Tinubu Declares Federal University Tuition Free Finally by kingjoe(m): 4:05am On Jul 27, 2023
When I hear tuition is free .I just laugh.
When to accept the admission in some schools is as high as 30k .is it not scam
,
Then you will start seeing things like
Accreditation fee -10k
Development fee- 15k
Laboratory fee 20k etc

Nigeria is just funny, same thing in politics.a senator will say his salary is 1million per month that he is not earning much.
But will receive quarterly allowance of 50 million or car allowance of 100 million.
HealthRe: Persistent Headache by kingjoe(m): 6:52pm On Jul 22, 2023
Pastor137:
Good day Nairalanders. So for three days, I've been having constant headache like someone is hitting hammer on my head morning and night. Been on some painkillers but they have little or no effect.

Treated malaria and typhoid last week. Please what could be the problem please as It's really affecting my productivity at work.
. My dear
It may just be a resistant typhoid.dont allow people frighten you with scan.
Just treat typhoid with a stronger drug.
It happened to me last week.my spirit just directed me to buy another typhoid drug before going to the hospital. Lo and behold.just the first tablet the headache disappeared.
RomanceRe: Can They Use Your BVN To Access Your Money by kingjoe(m): 8:35pm On Jun 27, 2023
It is not possible
PoliticsRe: NNPC To Discontinue Crude Swap, Targets Cash Payments For Petrol Imports by kingjoe(m): 12:50pm On Jun 05, 2023
BreconHills:
Crude swap does not impact transportation and distribution costs. Neither does it reduce the loss from fx sales. If Nigeria is producing less than 1.8bpd instead of its 2.5bpd allocation. It even dropped to 900,000 bpd at a time. If you are now using out of that same low production capacity for discounted refining swaps you have less fx income meaning lower reserves meaning low value vs USD meaning higher prices.

Meanwhile the lifting of petrol from depots is higher than domestic needs because there is a thriving market in smuggling.

All round subsidy cripples Nigeria and has been doing so since 1982. Meanwhile less than 100 people are multi billionaires as a result with another 5000 or so small scale jerry can smugglers mortgaging their future for naira windfalls with no real value.
did you read what you typed at all.
We have been exchanging crude for petrol all these while and some people are collecting 400 billion as subsidy.
We are only paying for transportation.and you are saying they are correct.chai chai chai
PoliticsRe: NNPC To Discontinue Crude Swap, Targets Cash Payments For Petrol Imports by kingjoe(m): 12:47pm On Jun 05, 2023
SalamRushdie:
Wait so we were swapping crude for petrol and then still claiming to pay subsidy? People need to be shot at firing squads
just imagine.just imagine just imagine.we have been scammed.
There is nothing like subsidy.chai cba
SportsRe: Luton Will Need To Spend $10M To Bring Their Kenilworth Rd Up To PL Standards by kingjoe(m): 8:42pm On May 28, 2023
kossyablaze:
Beautiful.... However, I wan do happy Sunday to some folks here. God has been merciful
fidelity bank 6552165131.
God bless
PoliticsRe: Chibok Schoolgirl, Saratu Dauda, Escapes After 9 Years In Boko Haram Captivity by kingjoe(m): 5:19pm On May 15, 2023
Please someone should explain this better for me.there is a forest in Nigeria called sambisa where people live for years without being visible to the military.cook food train kids .etc but suddenly once in a while a victim will be found and escape.
I don't get it.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Dispels Pregnancy Rumours (Pictures, Videos) by kingjoe(m): 10:05pm On Apr 23, 2023
Illuminatiship:
Cuppy you husband go still cheat,you nor Sabi package yourself as the big man daughter when you be..
haven't you heard that in every family,there is one person that likes notice-me and social media freak.
Please leave her she is representing otedola.even Beyonce was cheated on so forget
HealthRe: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by kingjoe(m): 6:17pm On Apr 23, 2023
It is likely to be the ulcer.ensure you avoid things that trigger ulcer like pepper,spices, alcohol,soft drinks(soda). ulcer weakens the immune system.whenever malaria mixes with ulcer it's can make you dizzy or faint .
PropertiesRe: Can 11 Million Naira Build This Kind House? by kingjoe(m): 11:09pm On Apr 22, 2023
frenzzy2:
are you a contractor pls I need ur contact and location asap
yes I am a contractor. I can work anywhere.currently in portharcout. Was in Lagos in December.
081-243-00991.emryjoe @yahoo.com
PropertiesRe: Can 11 Million Naira Build This Kind House? by kingjoe(m): 2:09pm On Apr 22, 2023
It depends on facilities you want and the finishings involved.
Eg
Stone coated roofing sheet for that building should be around 2.5mill
While ordinary aluminum may cost
1.5-1.8million

Ordinary tiles may cost 1.2m with installation for the house
But using glass tiles may cost about 2.5m
Cheap doors may cost 600k for 10doors
While there are security doors that cost350k per one.

So average cost of that design for the building not land should be around 8.5m assuming that house is 4rooms with parlour dinning kichen
TV/MoviesRe: 24 Hours By Keifer Sutherland (jack Buaer) Where Can I Download It by kingjoe(m): 3:18pm On Apr 18, 2023
sotech:
Hello house
Which season film is interesting as 24 hours
Thanks
Short film-extraction
Season/series film(action film)-1. Tyrant.2prison break 3homeland(almost same as 24 story line)4.missing 5.power(drug,club, romance -too much crime.

Romance series (not too much killing
1.haves and havenot
2 oval.finish these first
PhonesRe: Pictures From E-money And Kcee Visit To TECNO Flagship Store In Lagos by kingjoe(m): 10:51am On Apr 15, 2023
Please how i much is s the phone.
SportsRe: Guinea Bissau Vs. Nigeria: AFCON Qualifier Return Leg (0 - 1) - Full Time by kingjoe(m): 1:45pm On Mar 27, 2023
Is the time 5,pm or6 pm
BusinessRe: CBN Releases Cash, Orders Banks To Operate On Saturdays And Sundays by kingjoe(m): 1:09pm On Mar 25, 2023
QuinModah:
Yes
please which bank.and where
SportsRe: Jose Peseiro Has Led Super Eagles Of Nigeria To Record-making Four Defeats by kingjoe(m): 1:07pm On Mar 25, 2023
We like blaming coaches when things go wrong .the truth is that we don't have a good midfield and defense.
We were generally unlucky.chikwieze missed, Moses missed,osihmen missed etc.
We don't have some one that place a good freekick.
The match was interesting but too much dribbling when they were supposed to shoot.
I believe we'll win them on Monday
BusinessRe: CBN Releases Cash, Orders Banks To Operate On Saturdays And Sundays by kingjoe(m): 10:17am On Mar 25, 2023
Please guys has anyone gone to bank today.are they giving cash .is ATM dispensing or is everything just talk
PoliticsRe: INEC Rejects Padded Governorship Results From Abia, Enugu States by kingjoe(m): 4:06pm On Mar 22, 2023
mrksquare:
Why should there even be room for politicians to smuggle padded result into the final result collation?

Our political system needs total overhauling such that it will eliminate ward and local government collation. It is at the point of Ward to local government collation that election results are tempered and altered.

Why can't we device a means of configuring a machine that electorates will use in accrediting and voting as well. While transmitting the outcome real time into a central platform or server.
Don't mind them. What is difficult in having a machine that will accredited you and then you select option and vote.which will be transmitted directly.another scenerio is for everyone to have a unique ballot paper.with your number.it will curb over voting.only for those captured in the bvas .so it will be easy to identity fake papers included by fraudulent officers or party.
They know all these but they don't want.
RomanceRe: When A Girl Starts Sending You Money, What Does It Mean? by kingjoe(m): 8:30pm On Mar 16, 2023
Don't mind those asking you to give her back or bill her. Just remain friends with her . keep checking on her and chatting her.when u resume school u can buy her a gift to show appreciation.it may just be a roll on or perfume.keep in touch more and allow the friendship grow . before long you will have your answers
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole's Criticisms Of Emefiele And CBN's Naira Redesign Policy (Video) by kingjoe(m): 5:29am On Mar 15, 2023
Before I was blaming emefiele for this poor cash swap policy and exonorate buhari entirely.but when my attention was drawn to a redesign that took place when buhari was a military president,I had a change of opinion.buhari most likely initiated this.i may be wrong
BusinessRe: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by kingjoe(m): 9:33pm On Mar 11, 2023
SMJay:
if you want monie point POS, I am your plug
how much and how can I get it.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Says Old ₦‎200 Note Will Remain Legal Tender Till April 10 by kingjoe(m): 9:54am On Feb 16, 2023
Hendrixky:
Yes yes
Listen to radio this morning
It is official
Only 200 naira note is allowed as legal tender


500 and 1000 naira note can not be used anymore

Buhari say vote any candidates of your choice

Don't be scared security will be provided

I love what Buhari is doing

If this is the only thing he can be remembered for
Please also ensure dss, efcc, well trained police and icpc all scattered around polling unit that day

Buhari say As of October 2022, therefore, currency in circulation had risen to N3.23 trillion; out of which only N500 billion was within the Banking System while N2.7 trillion remained permanently outside the system; thereby distorting the financial policy and efficient management of inflation

Yes yes yes....if this is the only thing Buhari will do for us

We all must go out of our convenient zone to make this country work please 🙏 for posterities
I don't believe that lie that only 500billiion was in banking.it is pure lie
Because he claimed to have printed 400 billion new currency yet it is still not available.
This matter is simple just that there is so much half truths .
Even adding old two hundred note it won't be enough.
We need at least 2tril notes for it to be sufficient simple.
PoliticsRe: Old Naira Deadline Remains 10th Feb.. by kingjoe(m): 5:17pm On Feb 08, 2023
saintopus:
At this stage of the naira redesign the problem is not about the extension of the timeline but the none availability of the new notes.

Because for now from my view over 80% of the old naira notes were already with the CBN

Except the president would ask the CBN governor to open the vault and bring out the old naira back in circulation.

I don't see that happening, so the way forward is the rapid printing of the new notes as well as rapid circulation.
you have said it All . print more money and ensure its appropriate circulation . they can stick to the maximum withdrawal but make it available.simple
Car TalkRe: How To Maintain A Car As A New Driver? by kingjoe(m): 3:19pm On Jan 28, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER2:
1.Just always check your dashboard. NEVER NEGLET ANY STRANGE SIGNS.

2. Check your engine oil gage periodically and ensure you change oil earlier even before the due time/ don't on the car AC immediately the engine is on, allow it to steam properly before you drive and on the AC.

3. Don't assume anything, check if your fans are working properly and check the water in the radiator periodically too.

4. The major problem of cars is very simple. OVERHEATING and SHORTAGE of oil in the engine. If you overcome these 2, then you have solved 90% problems.

5. Change your brake pads periodically and ensure proper alignment of the tires.


6. Never give your car to friends or anybody to drive, instead, drive them by yourself or assist them money to use other alternatives if you can't drive yourself.

7. ensure you have all the road safety properties in your boot and always have you drivers license at all time with all car documents valid and updated.


8. Lastly, drive SAFE! driving slow is not the same as driving safe! But don't over speed. Drive and don't allow the car to drive you. USE THE ROAD AND LET OTHERS USE TOO, don't drive slow in a highway lane!


ALL FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!


DON'T FORGET TO VOTE PETER OBI TO MAKE NIGERIA A BETTER PLACE TO DRIVE IN
Please how can one overcome no 4
Overheating and shortage of oil in engine
Car TalkRe: How To Maintain A Car As A New Driver? by kingjoe(m): 3:17pm On Jan 28, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER2:
1.Just always check your dashboard. NEVER NEGLET ANY STRANGE SIGNS.

2. Check your engine oil gage periodically and ensure you change oil earlier even before the due time/ don't on the car AC immediately the engine is on, allow it to steam properly before you drive and on the AC.

3. Don't assume anything, check if your fans are working properly and check the water in the radiator periodically too.

4. The major problem of cars is very simple. OVERHEATING and SHORTAGE of oil in the engine. If you overcome these 2, then you have solved 90% problems.

5. Change your brake pads periodically and ensure proper alignment of the tires.


6. Never give your car to friends or anybody to drive, instead, drive them by yourself or assist them money to use other alternatives if you can't drive yourself.

7. ensure you have all the road safety properties in your boot and always have you drivers license at all time with all car documents valid and updated.


8. Lastly, drive SAFE! driving slow is not the same as driving safe! But don't over speed. Drive and don't allow the car to drive you. USE THE ROAD AND LET OTHERS USE TOO, don't drive slow in a highway lane!


ALL FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!
Please how can one overcome,no 4 as you said. Overheating and oil leak

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE PETER OBI TO MAKE NIGERIA A BETTER PLACE TO DRIVE IN

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