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Sports / Re: Luton Will Need To Spend $10M To Bring Their Kenilworth Rd Up To PL Standards by kingjoe(m): 8:42pm On May 28, 2023
kossyablaze:
Beautiful.... However, I wan do happy Sunday to some folks here. God has been merciful
fidelity bank 6552165131.
God bless
Politics / Re: Chibok Schoolgirl, Saratu Dauda, Escapes After 9 Years In Boko Haram Captivity by kingjoe(m): 5:19pm On May 15, 2023
Please someone should explain this better for me.there is a forest in Nigeria called sambisa where people live for years without being visible to the military.cook food train kids .etc but suddenly once in a while a victim will be found and escape.
I don't get it.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Dispels Pregnancy Rumours (Pictures, Videos) by kingjoe(m): 10:05pm On Apr 23, 2023
Illuminatiship:
Cuppy you husband go still cheat,you nor Sabi package yourself as the big man daughter when you be..
haven't you heard that in every family,there is one person that likes notice-me and social media freak.
Please leave her she is representing otedola.even Beyonce was cheated on so forget
Health / Re: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by kingjoe(m): 6:17pm On Apr 23, 2023
It is likely to be the ulcer.ensure you avoid things that trigger ulcer like pepper,spices, alcohol,soft drinks(soda). ulcer weakens the immune system.whenever malaria mixes with ulcer it's can make you dizzy or faint .
Properties / Re: Can 11 Million Naira Build This Kind House? by kingjoe(m): 11:09pm On Apr 22, 2023
frenzzy2:
are you a contractor pls I need ur contact and location asap
yes I am a contractor. I can work anywhere.currently in portharcout. Was in Lagos in December.
081-243-00991.emryjoe @yahoo.com
Properties / Re: Can 11 Million Naira Build This Kind House? by kingjoe(m): 2:09pm On Apr 22, 2023
It depends on facilities you want and the finishings involved.
Eg
Stone coated roofing sheet for that building should be around 2.5mill
While ordinary aluminum may cost
1.5-1.8million

Ordinary tiles may cost 1.2m with installation for the house
But using glass tiles may cost about 2.5m
Cheap doors may cost 600k for 10doors
While there are security doors that cost350k per one.

So average cost of that design for the building not land should be around 8.5m assuming that house is 4rooms with parlour dinning kichen

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TV/Movies / Re: 24 Hours By Keifer Sutherland (jack Buaer) Where Can I Download It by kingjoe(m): 3:18pm On Apr 18, 2023
sotech:
Hello house
Which season film is interesting as 24 hours
Thanks
Short film-extraction
Season/series film(action film)-1. Tyrant.2prison break 3homeland(almost same as 24 story line)4.missing 5.power(drug,club, romance -too much crime.

Romance series (not too much killing
1.haves and havenot
2 oval.finish these first
Phones / Re: Pictures From E-money And Kcee Visit To TECNO Flagship Store In Lagos by kingjoe(m): 10:51am On Apr 15, 2023
Please how i much is s the phone.
Sports / Re: Guinea Bissau Vs. Nigeria: AFCON Qualifier Return Leg (0 - 1) - Full Time by kingjoe(m): 1:45pm On Mar 27, 2023
Is the time 5,pm or6 pm
Business / Re: CBN Releases Cash, Orders Banks To Operate On Saturdays And Sundays by kingjoe(m): 1:09pm On Mar 25, 2023
QuinModah:
Yes
please which bank.and where

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Sports / Re: Jose Peseiro Has Led Super Eagles Of Nigeria To Record-making Four Defeats by kingjoe(m): 1:07pm On Mar 25, 2023
We like blaming coaches when things go wrong .the truth is that we don't have a good midfield and defense.
We were generally unlucky.chikwieze missed, Moses missed,osihmen missed etc.
We don't have some one that place a good freekick.
The match was interesting but too much dribbling when they were supposed to shoot.
I believe we'll win them on Monday
Business / Re: CBN Releases Cash, Orders Banks To Operate On Saturdays And Sundays by kingjoe(m): 10:17am On Mar 25, 2023
Please guys has anyone gone to bank today.are they giving cash .is ATM dispensing or is everything just talk

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Politics / Re: INEC Rejects Padded Governorship Results From Abia, Enugu States by kingjoe(m): 4:06pm On Mar 22, 2023
mrksquare:
Why should there even be room for politicians to smuggle padded result into the final result collation?

Our political system needs total overhauling such that it will eliminate ward and local government collation. It is at the point of Ward to local government collation that election results are tempered and altered.

Why can't we device a means of configuring a machine that electorates will use in accrediting and voting as well. While transmitting the outcome real time into a central platform or server.
Don't mind them. What is difficult in having a machine that will accredited you and then you select option and vote.which will be transmitted directly.another scenerio is for everyone to have a unique ballot paper.with your number.it will curb over voting.only for those captured in the bvas .so it will be easy to identity fake papers included by fraudulent officers or party.
They know all these but they don't want.

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Starts Sending You Money, What Does It Mean? by kingjoe(m): 8:30pm On Mar 16, 2023
Don't mind those asking you to give her back or bill her. Just remain friends with her . keep checking on her and chatting her.when u resume school u can buy her a gift to show appreciation.it may just be a roll on or perfume.keep in touch more and allow the friendship grow . before long you will have your answers
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole's Criticisms Of Emefiele And CBN's Naira Redesign Policy (Video) by kingjoe(m): 5:29am On Mar 15, 2023
Before I was blaming emefiele for this poor cash swap policy and exonorate buhari entirely.but when my attention was drawn to a redesign that took place when buhari was a military president,I had a change of opinion.buhari most likely initiated this.i may be wrong

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Business / Re: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by kingjoe(m): 9:33pm On Mar 11, 2023
SMJay:
if you want monie point POS, I am your plug
how much and how can I get it.
Politics / Re: Buhari Says Old โ‚ฆโ€Ž200 Note Will Remain Legal Tender Till April 10 by kingjoe(m): 9:54am On Feb 16, 2023
Hendrixky:
Yes yes
Listen to radio this morning
It is official
Only 200 naira note is allowed as legal tender


500 and 1000 naira note can not be used anymore

Buhari say vote any candidates of your choice

Don't be scared security will be provided

I love what Buhari is doing

If this is the only thing he can be remembered for
Please also ensure dss, efcc, well trained police and icpc all scattered around polling unit that day

Buhari say As of October 2022, therefore, currency in circulation had risen to N3.23 trillion; out of which only N500 billion was within the Banking System while N2.7 trillion remained permanently outside the system; thereby distorting the financial policy and efficient management of inflation

Yes yes yes....if this is the only thing Buhari will do for us

We all must go out of our convenient zone to make this country work please ๐Ÿ™ for posterities
I don't believe that lie that only 500billiion was in banking.it is pure lie
Because he claimed to have printed 400 billion new currency yet it is still not available.
This matter is simple just that there is so much half truths .
Even adding old two hundred note it won't be enough.
We need at least 2tril notes for it to be sufficient simple.
Politics / Re: Old Naira Deadline Remains 10th Feb.. by kingjoe(m): 5:17pm On Feb 08, 2023
saintopus:

At this stage of the naira redesign the problem is not about the extension of the timeline but the none availability of the new notes.

Because for now from my view over 80% of the old naira notes were already with the CBN

Except the president would ask the CBN governor to open the vault and bring out the old naira back in circulation.

I don't see that happening, so the way forward is the rapid printing of the new notes as well as rapid circulation.
you have said it All . print more money and ensure its appropriate circulation . they can stick to the maximum withdrawal but make it available.simple

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Car Talk / Re: How To Maintain A Car As A New Driver? by kingjoe(m): 3:19pm On Jan 28, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER2:
1.Just always check your dashboard. NEVER NEGLET ANY STRANGE SIGNS.

2. Check your engine oil gage periodically and ensure you change oil earlier even before the due time/ don't on the car AC immediately the engine is on, allow it to steam properly before you drive and on the AC.

3. Don't assume anything, check if your fans are working properly and check the water in the radiator periodically too.

4. The major problem of cars is very simple. OVERHEATING and SHORTAGE of oil in the engine. If you overcome these 2, then you have solved 90% problems.

5. Change your brake pads periodically and ensure proper alignment of the tires.


6. Never give your car to friends or anybody to drive, instead, drive them by yourself or assist them money to use other alternatives if you can't drive yourself.

7. ensure you have all the road safety properties in your boot and always have you drivers license at all time with all car documents valid and updated.


8. Lastly, drive SAFE! driving slow is not the same as driving safe! But don't over speed. Drive and don't allow the car to drive you. USE THE ROAD AND LET OTHERS USE TOO, don't drive slow in a highway lane!


ALL FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!


DON'T FORGET TO VOTE PETER OBI TO MAKE NIGERIA A BETTER PLACE TO DRIVE IN
Please how can one overcome no 4
Overheating and shortage of oil in engine
Car Talk / Re: How To Maintain A Car As A New Driver? by kingjoe(m): 3:17pm On Jan 28, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER2:
1.Just always check your dashboard. NEVER NEGLET ANY STRANGE SIGNS.

2. Check your engine oil gage periodically and ensure you change oil earlier even before the due time/ don't on the car AC immediately the engine is on, allow it to steam properly before you drive and on the AC.

3. Don't assume anything, check if your fans are working properly and check the water in the radiator periodically too.

4. The major problem of cars is very simple. OVERHEATING and SHORTAGE of oil in the engine. If you overcome these 2, then you have solved 90% problems.

5. Change your brake pads periodically and ensure proper alignment of the tires.


6. Never give your car to friends or anybody to drive, instead, drive them by yourself or assist them money to use other alternatives if you can't drive yourself.

7. ensure you have all the road safety properties in your boot and always have you drivers license at all time with all car documents valid and updated.


8. Lastly, drive SAFE! driving slow is not the same as driving safe! But don't over speed. Drive and don't allow the car to drive you. USE THE ROAD AND LET OTHERS USE TOO, don't drive slow in a highway lane!


ALL FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!
Please how can one overcome,no 4 as you said. Overheating and oil leak

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE PETER OBI TO MAKE NIGERIA A BETTER PLACE TO DRIVE IN
Politics / Re: Senate To CBN: Extend Deadline For The Exchange Of Old Naira Notes Till July 31 by kingjoe(m): 7:21am On Jan 25, 2023
Zelenskyy:


The old Naira notes will still be in circulation but in reduced quantity for the next couple of years ...

Just like the old 100 Naira notes that is still been used and acceptable
false information.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election - Prediction And Analysis Of Possible Outcome by kingjoe(m): 7:47pm On Jan 23, 2023
Please ๐Ÿ™ moderators should remove that BS from front page.it doesn't make sense

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Politics / Re: Something Is So Special About Peter Obi by kingjoe(m): 2:55am On Jan 23, 2023
You can't fight grace.

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Politics / Re: Obi Enters The Second Half Of Jan 23 With 17 States & Territory In The Bag by kingjoe(m): 11:47am On Jan 16, 2023
I don't think he can win Lagos and nassarawa but will get 40% in them.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by kingjoe(m): 6:33pm On Jan 11, 2023
Samueltemi337:
Chichi is nothing less than 42
I know one of her friends., their age bracket is 30- ,35yrs
Politics / Re: Buhari Don Mess Tinubu Up Today by kingjoe(m): 6:29pm On Jan 09, 2023
Kyase:


The same Buhari you guys said he's not healthy?
Obi presented his GCE result and a third class graduate
obi has second class (lower division) 2:2 not third class.be truthful for once

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo: Al Nassr Terminates Contract With Cameroon Striker Aboubakar by kingjoe(m): 10:49am On Jan 09, 2023
It was by mutual concent my people.people shouting wickedness.
Who knows the terms in which it was terminated.
On a lighter note,it reminded me of story we heard of a broke man that went to a car shop and wanted to price a particular car, suddenly a rich man came and told him to pick another car for him to pay as that particular car was the one he wants to buy.and was only one available.

Are you thinking with me

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Phones / Re: Iphone 13 Or Iphone 11 Pro Max by kingjoe(m): 8:41am On Jan 08, 2023
I'm also interested.how much?

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Politics / Re: Okowa To Omo-Agege: I Have Constructed 4 Road Projects In Your Village by kingjoe(m): 9:35am On Jan 06, 2023
I've heard snake tooth.rabbit and cow teeth in describing Dr okowa.na waaa
Education / Re: Can You Get The Answer On Your First Try by kingjoe(m): 10:17am On Jan 02, 2023
The correct answer is 20
10+5*2
Using BODMAS
Multiplication first
5*2=10
Then
10 +10=20
Politics / Re: Prolonged Petrol Scarcity Is Scandalous by kingjoe(m): 5:59am On Dec 26, 2022
Kobonaire234:
If we want an end to scarcity then we have to remove subsidy.

The biggest mistake any government can make is to 'regulate prices'. We have been regulating prices of petrol since 1973, and in the process we have gone from having 2-3 working refineries to 4 and now to none.

Inherent in subsidisng fuel is the idea that we can sell fuel below the production cost and then pay off the resulting loss via subsidy. As we can see that is not possible. To even run refineries effectively, we need them to make a profit.....which means a refinery is allowed to sell fuel in a way that it can make a profit to pay off the supplier of crude, and its maintenance and upgrade costs, and the marketer is allowed to sell fuel in a way that enables it to pay off its transport costs, the refinery, its supplier. And all have to pay the government its due.

Subsidy does not help the poor. In 2021...it cost N261 to bring in one liter of fuel. Now as at November it was costing N510. The official price of the petrol jumped from N165 to now N179. And we somehow expect to keep it magically that low.?

Nigeria has wrecked our refineries at home because we could not let them produce at a profit....this is the extent of government mismanagement. Government did not let the refineries make a profit. Government over the years prefers to use a large and larger amount of the budget to pay off subsides...because it has no other way of helping the poor that Nigerians like.

The poor are helped in 'sane societies' by heavy taxation, and tax to gdp ratios that are as high as 40-50%...which pay for the welfare of most of the poor. In Nigeria, we do the paying by blanket subsidies, and by cutting prices of petrol. As a result, we end up taking a large chunk of our budget to pay for subsides...because government cannot control the production cost of petrol...whether in or out of Nigeria....and we take loans to cover our asses.


Until subsidy goes....there is going to be scarcity. You cannot bring in fuel at N510 and sell at N180. You cannot refine fuel in Nigeria above N250, and sell it at N180. Petrol, like the phones and rice and stuff you buy...costs money.


Thanks for listening to my TED talk on subsides.
let me start from you.
Can you afford to buy fuel at 700 naira.
That's the price if we removed subsidy.
Diesel is not subsidized and now cost 800 per litre kerosene 750. gas is used as alternative for kerosene.
We should remove corruption in the process subsidize until we build our refineries.it does not make sense.
We have crude oil we can convert it by ourselves.minimum wage is small.we can't afford to buy unsubsidized fuel.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Will Remove Fuel Subsidy, Your Protests Wonโ€™t Stop Me by kingjoe(m): 1:03pm On Dec 23, 2022
HomoSapiien:
Itโ€™d be unreasonable for anyone to protest again fuel subsidy now.

Fuel subsidy must go for the greater good to come.
Corruption should go first.nigerians can't afford #800 per litre of fuel in a country we produce crude .
Diesel cost #850 kerosene $750.
There are alternative for them just imagine how we can survive there weren't

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