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Celebrities / Re: Davido Signs Deal With Wema Bank (Video, Photo) by kingjoe(m): 5:12am On Dec 04, 2021
The truth about this trouser and suit is that it was bought suddenly.maybe he was already at wema bank with polo and 30BG chain.before MD said no for our corporate image wear a suit and they rushed and brought the closest they could find.

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Romance / Re: Yahoo Boys Are Damaging Wife Materials, Average Guys Cannot Find Wives Again by kingjoe(m): 4:54am On Dec 04, 2021
Greystone:
OP, the true wife materials don't fall prey to yahoo boys.

Most times, the problem with the victims is Greed.
You are not actually correct.
There are two kinds of yahoo boys.
The first is the bling bling yahoo boys
These ones are those you are referring to I guess.those that wear chains of different shapes and sizes Al over their neck. Pull up with glk mecedees , Lexus 350 etc,dye on their hair or coils or weaved hair . mostly live in hotels and move from hotel to hotel or joint to joint giving girls money they can't reject .
These kinds are the immature ones ,so a discerning girl can avoid them for marriage.

The second and most dangerous yahoo boys are.
They don't live hotels only visit as need arises.have houses,have businesses.
Infact some work with federal civil service and other businesses.
They look as if they are doing fine.so naturally people are attracted to success.not knowing it's fraud they are doing to make money.these are the ones that deceive the good girls.everbody wants the good life.

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Celebrities / Re: Tems Reacts To Video Of Wizkid Trying To Lift Her Up (Video) by kingjoe(m): 3:28pm On Dec 03, 2021
Loreettaa:

undecided undecided a little bit married
You mean they have done a little thing on her head.lol!
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Like Rushing Home After Spending The Night At A Guy's Place (Pics) by kingjoe(m): 7:19am On Dec 01, 2021
Funny op
This is also common in nairaland.these pics you added,are they the girls leaving men's houses in the morning or pics you saw in the internet.

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Celebrities / Re: I Think It's Too Late For Peter And Paul psquare ( An Opinion) by kingjoe(m): 1:57pm On Nov 29, 2021
Chimurake:

Who be the top 2 oga?
Brother I don't mean it that way .
Arguably,some say Davido is number 1, others say wizkid is number 1.while others say it's Burna boy.for the past three years or so in Nigeria.
The choice is yours

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Celebrities / Re: I Think It's Too Late For Peter And Paul psquare ( An Opinion) by kingjoe(m): 7:32am On Nov 29, 2021
The most unpredictable thing is the future.you Can never say.
Let them try their best and leave the rest to God .
I remember when they called Davido frog voice.he kept working ,now he is top 3. In Nigeria.

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Travel / Re: Lagos Airport "Cracked Pillar": Bi-Courtney Reacts, Calls It An Expansion Joint by kingjoe(m): 7:22am On Nov 29, 2021
From an expert,
It is a crack ,but non structural crack .in this case as a result of an expansion joint.also called surface cracks.

What is an expansion joint.?
An expansion joint is usually located between two columns or beams in a building ,brigde or similar infrastructure to accommodate effect of temperature change in building or bridges of certain lengths.
In buildings .when they are 20metres and above lengthwise.there is an effect of heat on the building that makes it expand albeit little.so in order to accommodate the expansion and contractions. A little space is created between two columns or beams .this space is enough to accommodate any change from expansion.
Things like plywood etc are placed within the space and the outer surface rendered together with the columns.
At times to show it is not bonded,a crack may appear on the surface where the expansion joint was positioned.

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Politics / Re: NANS Threatens To Shut Down Nigeria Over FG's Planned Subsidy Removal by kingjoe(m): 6:10pm On Nov 27, 2021
Perfectbeing:
Instead of removing a slug attached to our skin slowly and elongating our pains, it is better to remove it once and for all and bear the pain for a short will.. The thing is that even before removing the fuel subsidy, fuel had increased from 45 to 87 to 120 to 167 Naira and yet we didn't die. Let them just remove the slug (subsidy) once and for all and let all the inflation happen once and for all. We will still survive.
no no no
We are subsidizing foolishnes.we have crude but can't process it.and Nigerians are paying for the folly .they should fix refineries or resign simple
Politics / Re: NANS Threatens To Shut Down Nigeria Over FG's Planned Subsidy Removal by kingjoe(m): 6:06pm On Nov 27, 2021
I wish they can be focused on this stand
I don't understand why we can't refine our crude here.
It's just like saying the cost of garri in America plus transport should be the cost here in Nigeria because we don't have grinder,frying pot and sieve to make enough garri .
We have been paying subsidy for foolishness.
Fractional distillation is the process for breakdown of crude to pms,diesel etc.
Militants use crude methods to make pms .why can't we make use of better process and produce these products.
Romance / Re: Men Who Use Extra-small Condoms, How Do You Buy Them In Pharmacies? by kingjoe(m): 2:01am On Nov 23, 2021
Datboredberry:
Never a full moment with me?

I can't access my mail... embarassed

But we can always chat anytime you want...
I meant never a dull moment.you sound like an extrovert.very lively .
Open a new email .it takes less than 2 minutes.send me a message with this let me send my number.otahemerich@gmail.com
Take care
Romance / Re: Men Who Use Extra-small Condoms, How Do You Buy Them In Pharmacies? by kingjoe(m): 7:58pm On Nov 22, 2021
Datboredberry:
I was curious! I know most men usually wait till every other customer has been served before buying themselves condoms... grin

But for men who have to buy the extra-small size condoms... How do you do it?! embarassed

It is humiliating? Do you say fu** it and just do your sh** without caring?
You sound fun to be with.
Never
Do you prefer to be attended to by a woman or a fellow man?

I just need to know... smiley
Never a full moment with you.can I send you a message or send me let's chat.
Politics / Re: FG Approves ₦656 Billion To Cushion Effects Of Bailout Deductions On States by kingjoe(m): 7:29am On Nov 19, 2021
I don't understand.please those good in economics explain to me . taking a facility to pay a facility.
Why can't fg just offset the debts incurred by the states.and ensure prudence by the states subsequently.

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Politics / Re: Top 10 Richest States In Nigeria by kingjoe(m): 5:36pm On Nov 16, 2021
Forget all this bullshit.the richest states in Nigeria are the following ,using the basic criteria.
1.Stand at one major road in the state capital.check the number of luxury cars that passes vs Keke or bus or minibus.luxury SUV .
2.consider number of luxury hotels and relaxing centres.
Na person we chop belleful dey eat roasted fish for joint.
3.look at infrastructure .not only roads but buildings by individuals.
4.consider night life.when there is much money around.daytime is not enough so many activities continue at home
5.let me stop so far.there are other factors
Top 10 richest states are.
1. Lagos state
2. Rivers state
3.delta state
4 akwa ibom
5.anambra state
6.ogun state
7kano state
8ooyo state
9.imo state
10.enugu
Nb . actually based on the Capita cities alone.

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Politics / Re: IPOB Frowns At Continued Sit-At-Home In South-East On Mondays by kingjoe(m): 9:55am On Nov 12, 2021
What I don't understand is why igbos in the east are sitting at home every Monday.
Other igbos in portharcourt,Lagos,kd ,Abuja are going to work or going to shop.
Romance / Re: Chief Echofe Proposed To His Girlfriend Lying Down, Gets Free Wedding Gown by kingjoe(m): 5:33am On Nov 12, 2021
The place may just be his sister's store.
Wants to advertise the place for her.
We know how these things are done.
Not a bad idea.when more money comes it benefits all
Education / Re: Mirabel Obi, UNN Twerker, Attempts Suicide (Video) by kingjoe(m): 3:43pm On Nov 10, 2021
Have you been blamed before by a class of 50.?
Can you remember how it feels?
Now check how it looks like everyone will be pointing at her in school.
Check out the medical student twerker"
Facebook comments
Instagram comments
Family and neighbours
.it won't be easy

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Politics / Re: Bandits Abduct 18 LG Staff In Zaria by kingjoe(m): 7:08pm On Nov 09, 2021
This is not a joking matter.please suggestions and help is needed.
Not all these mockery.
Till it gets to your family member
Celebrities / Re: BBN Stars, Kayvee, Beatrice Spark Dating Rumors As They Share K!ss In New Video by kingjoe(m): 6:44pm On Nov 09, 2021
I don't know if I'm correct.beautrice is the one that has koi koi in her head.that once slept with her head on pointing at the bed and legs in the air or on the wall.
Kayvee being the one that left early due to mental health issues.
What a combination!!
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija's Erica Gets A New Range Rover by kingjoe(m): 1:52am On Nov 08, 2021
pocohantas:
I don’t know why they always rush to buy Range Rover. Go to car shops and you’ll see many Nigerian used Range Rovers for sale.

It is a cool ride, but expensive to maintain.

Why not buy something that would be easy on you in the long run?
have you used a range before?
Erica has a venza .venza is a utility vehicle very strong and cheap to maintain.i think she bought it for status.range rover and Benz are like status symbols in the entertainment industry
Same way every body wants to live in lekki as a celebrity or even use an iphone13
Religion / Re: Is It Necessary To Baptize Again After Changing Church? by kingjoe(m): 8:30pm On Nov 07, 2021
lexy2014:


How does redoing baptism indicate a renewal of your relationship with God?

According to u:

"I did baptism in one church and when I changed church,I did another one. Especially when you don't have a certificate to present to the new church as evidence".

rccg insists on new baptism despite certificate to show? So how do u reconcile that with ur comment above?

Pls which "record is kept in heaven when someone is baptized"? Can u tell us where it is mentioned in the bible?
Let me address the issue of rccg you mentioned.every church has their rules and doctrine.if you can't abide .simply leave.
When my brother was doing his wedding,his church gave him so much rules before they can be wedded.he simply went to another church,did the wedding and came back to the church.
Catholics allow pregnant brides to be wedded.others don' I don't support it as scripture says keep the bed undefiled.
And yes there is record of anyone that is baptized..
One can infer from.math 3:16-17.when Jesus was baptized,the heavens opened showing recognition.in his special case a voice and a dove.
Similarly,when you accept Christ as your lord and personal saviour.and confess it with your mouth.
There is also a record of that too in heaven.would you argue this one too?
On the issue of renewal.can you say Jesus was repenting from his sins.if it's not form of renewal.what is it?
Religion / Re: Is It Necessary To Baptize Again After Changing Church? by kingjoe(m): 8:11pm On Nov 07, 2021
lexy2014:


How does redoing baptism indicate a renewal of your relationship with God?

According to u:

"I did baptism in one church and when I changed church,I did another one. Especially when you don't have a certificate to present to the new church as evidence".
I was not talking about Rccg.in my own case it was winners chapel but I'm saying it's not a big deal.
For the scripture.check math 3 :16-17.
The heaven were opened unto jesus.and also a voice.
This infers recognition . heaven is aware.
We all know Jesus was without sin.so those saying it's only for repentance.see it for yourself.
This is similar to the first time his disciples received holy ghost evidence by speaking in tongues.

rccg insists on new baptism despite certificate to show? So how do u reconcile that with ur comment above?

Pls which "record is kept in heaven when someone is baptized"? Can u tell us where it is mentioned in the bible?
check my writup and read math 3:16-17 and tell me what was infered
Religion / Re: Is It Necessary To Baptize Again After Changing Church? by kingjoe(m): 5:37pm On Nov 07, 2021
Kobojunkie:
There is no such thing as having your name twice in the God's book. undecided

Also, Baptism indicates a Repentance from the Old to the New...not a renewal. undecided

The things of God are not to be handled in the ways that men do their affairs. undecided
children born in some parts of riverine areas in river/bayelsa and other places are submerged in the water to gods of water and never drown while swimming there and other places.if water gods know these kids and protect them how much more God.
What do you think?
Religion / Re: Is It Necessary To Baptize Again After Changing Church? by kingjoe(m): 5:27pm On Nov 07, 2021
lexy2014:


How does redoing baptism indicate a renewal of your relationship with God?

Does rccg accept baptism from others churches despite certificate to show?
I'm just coming back from a wedding anniversary.25 years.of marriage.they are making another vow to each other.
Baptism is spiritual.it looks ordinary but it's not.I don't know about rccc.i attend winners and they accept other pentecostal baptism certificate.but I choose to redo another.i felt a fresh commitment to God.
A record is kept in heaven when someone is baptized.
On a lighter note, having my name twice in God's book is not a bad idea.
Politics / Re: Soludo Heads For Victory, Win All 7 Lgas Announced So Far by kingjoe(m): 9:22am On Nov 07, 2021
kenzysmith:
Maduka looking at Alex report trying to convince him to run for the presidency that is Igbo's turn
Maduka: imagine Alex wants me to spend more money after the election in Anambra
Alex reporters: sir you are the best candidate
Religion / Re: Is It Necessary To Baptize Again After Changing Church? by kingjoe(m): 9:17am On Nov 07, 2021
Heterodox:
Just imagine what I read
Yes , imagine?
If it it the new church's requirement for full membership .he should just do it.
Imagine leaving a church because of it.ln my case,it wasn't compulsory but I decided to do another one.i also got fresh anointing.the experience was refreshing.
Religion / Re: Is It Necessary To Baptize Again After Changing Church? by kingjoe(m): 8:37am On Nov 07, 2021
What is he scared of.he can do another baptism.i did baptism in one church and when I changed church,I did another one.
Especially when you don't have a certificate to present to the new church as evidence.
My friend just do another one.take as a renewal of relationship with God
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Tega Dominic Joins Hair By Jenny's Glow As Their Ambassador (Photos) by kingjoe(m): 8:41am On Nov 06, 2021
Tega .you will be remembered as the first married woman in bbnaija.
But wait,agressive cuddling ka3na is married.too.
They both have one thing in common.
Adultery and denial at first,then during reunion the truth will come out.
The truth is most marriages have expired.they are just living together as flatmates or roommates or mansionmates.
Fresh air is what brought her to the show and fame
Romance / Re: Why Are Guys Intimidated By A Lady's Height? by kingjoe(m): 11:05pm On Nov 05, 2021
lizychimamanda:
I'm 6ft2, I can relate to what the OP is talking about. It's difficult being a tall girl in this part of the world.
Nice.where do you stay. I like tall girls.
They have a kind of confidence.

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Politics / Re: Governor Zulum Disguised As A Patient, Caught Officials Collecting ₦10,000 by kingjoe(m): 6:23am On Nov 05, 2021
alizma:
I don tell una, politicians only contribute just 5% of our problems, the remaining 95% is contributed by average Nigerians you see and talk with on daily basis.
it it's the other way round.95percrent politicians 5% others.
Go and check well.the take home pay is small.they went to Hussle to make up.
Go and check well.lack of working tools.
Go and check well the head of these places are not supposed to head them but favouritism by politians.
But politicians pay themselves very well.they are never owed .good allowances.wadrope allowance, newspaper etc but I can bet that this health centre doesn't have sufficient PPE.
Political offices should be limited and given lesser power for this country to move forward

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Politics / Re: Andy Uba Denies Kidnapping Ngige In 2003 by kingjoe(m): 5:02am On Nov 02, 2021
Odidigboigbo:
it was Andy UBA that started it all, when he claimed to be the one that gave Soludo CBN Job. How on earth would a house boy appoint a CBN governor?
you guys should stop talking like politicians.we all know how it started.
When Obasanjo went to America for a conference.andy hosted him instead of him going to a hotel or Nigeria's building.
Obasanjo was pleased with his hospitality and organized way his mansion was being run.
Obasanjo then invited him to come and organize his own house in aso rock including selection of clothes he will wear and food.
Infact he endeared himself to obj as he couldn't understand how a rich man could be that humble and intelligent and organized.
The rest is history
Properties / Re: 21-Storey Building Collapses In Ikoyi, Lagos. Many Trapped (Video) by kingjoe(m): 4:40pm On Nov 01, 2021
Newboss:


Were you the one who sold the substandard material to them? The chances that a 21 storey building was constructed using substandard material is almost zero.

Most of these are caused by structural design flaws.
you are not far from the truth.
Most times ,it is faulty substructural design.
21 storey is not child's play.
Combinations of pile foundation,pad and raft.
It is a complex work .
The geotechnical engineers must get it right.
Let's wait till experts visit and take samples.but most likely foundation defect.

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TV/Movies / Re: Whitemoney: BBNaija Winner's Prize Presentation by kingjoe(m): 4:29pm On Oct 04, 2021
samwillyco1:
The organizers of this show made too much money from the show, imagine over one billion votes ( 1,000,000,000 ) times 30 naira voting fee

30 × 1,000,000,000 = 3,000,000,000.

Thirty Billion naira, infact they made over thirty Billion naira.

In summary these people are SCAMMING (fooling ) NIGERIANS like our Politicians.
Most times it is better to observe than expose ones ignorance..
For your information.voting this year was free no sms,just have got or DStv app.
Finally.people should know that entertainment all over the world is highest lucrative business.
A musician like Burna boy is paid minimum of 5 million for jumping around for less than 20 minutes.
Entertainment is good business.

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