Im October 17th. I like this thread. Please lets keep the October birthmates together. Lets celebrate together. Peace

Sorry girl, wish you quick recovery. Hope you are getting better though?

GOOGLE IT

Theo Walcott gets my vote.

GUNNERS FOR LYF

Cesc Fabregas

Thats a real description of an Intelligent person.

Manuel Almunia

Boring

Ebonyj:

The first one was about 12 years ago when I cooked moinmoin without adding any salt because I was so scarred my mum would whoop my arse, I now rubbed salt on top of it, that got got me into bigger trouble my mum made me eat the whole batch of i think 12 cans of Blueband tins. lol.
Second was when i was still dating my then boyfriend now my husband, I wanted to impress him by making peppersoup, God Almighty, the soup turned outr to be Hell soup, it was so bloody hot we could not even eat the meat in it, I ended up throwing the whole pot of soup out. lol
Lastly , last year Christmas I was so distracted doing other things tat the rice ended up looking like rise paste plus my in- laws were around at the time, can you imagine their shock, .

She just thought the salt would sink into the moinmoin. Nice concept.

Hell soup? God, i just cant stop laughing at that description.

zillaxy:

1) i wish everyone could be as principled as u are in believing that no one should touch state money.

I'll take that as a compliment

zillaxy:


2) your second statement sounded a bit ridiculous. firstly, i am not an INEC official (lol) so cudnt tell u about any 'perfected plans' nor can i single handedly change the result of the elections.
secondly, i have NEVER heard a crazy statement like 'All candidates are assumed to have equal chance of winning before elections'. what where there is no such thing.

You see, you clearly don't seem to understand the meaning of reading between the lines. You, seeing as you are no god you do not have the audacity to tell us who will come out on top after the polls. Its as simple as that. So, until and unless the elections have taken place and the winner announced, it is generally presumed that any candidate is capable of winning if not,  there wouldn't be any need for the elections anyway.

Moreover, even in my worst nightmare, i believe Nyako cannot come back to power if the playing field is level. Even In the last elections he didn't come 2nd but 3rd.

Hmmmm. Well mine was back at the university. I bragged among all my friends that i was the best cook and invited all of them over to my house ( i stayed off campus ) so i can prove what i argued the other day. I then decided to prepare Tuwo and Ogbono soup. I prepared the Tuwo perfectly but then added a lot of Tomatoes to the Ogbono soup ( I didn't know i wasn't supposed to add tomatoes when preparing draw soup). I tell you guys it wasn't funny cos it was more of a fishing session cos the tuwo was just swimming in the ogbono soup. God, i was made the laughing stock for the whole week. It was a good experience though.

" If i had the letters H_RT. I could add EA to get HEART or U to get HURT. But I'd rather have U and get HURT than have a HEART without U."

I kept reading the sms over and over. As you all can see, ive even memorised it. It melts my Heart.

Pls everybody, share yours with us. PLEASEEEEEEE.

1) we the good citizens of Adamawa can get even more of our money back from the AC camp! yippeeeee!!!! (jumpin in the air and clapping my legs together).

I Doubt if a good citizen of Adamawa State would say that.

2) Nyako's return has been postponed by 2weeks - damn.

How can you tell us what will happen at an election beefore it takes place? That goes to show that the PDP have already perfected plans to rig. All candidates are assumed to have equal chance of winning before elections. God, save our state from PDP. Amen

Ituen, with the way you've dedicated youself to the business of messing blondes up, are you sure none of them have messed you up or broken your heart at a point in time?

Nice jokes though.

Tattooboy:

What! no no, if u're interested in her then am off.

Come on man, i only said i was interested in meeting her. You could never know the outcome of the meeting could you? Don't chicken out. Hold you ground. The main reason why i wanna meet her is cos she's one of many girls on Nairaland that aren't afraid of expressing themselves and moreover, she's a GUNNERS fan lyk me.

^{I wonder what she'll be like}

cute-ass:

The guy is not being sincere yet, that's enough reason for you to run.

Not only did he lie about the girl's identity, he covered up their atrocities for over a year. To make matters worse, instead of him to own up to his mistakes like a man, he blames the girl. Sorry to say, but he's very immature too.

Who is he trying to fool? The girl wanted to tie him down for marriage?? Did she tie him to the bed to have sex with him? Did she force him to do it without protection? If so, why on earth would he be having sex with his "cousin"? Who forced him to lie to you about her identity in the first place? Why did he wait for a year and . . to tell you about it all??

I have one question for you though . . Could you possibly live with this guy as your husband, throwing all doubts to the pigs; trusting him with all your heart; not wondering if where he says he is, is actually where he is?

Until you hear the girl's side of the story, you don't know the "heaven on earth" he promised her before he got her pregnant. But after all that, why won't he claim his own fair share of the act, why act so adamant. She wanted to tie him down for marriage, yea right!

Girlfriend, there's no gurantee to any guy you meet tomorrow, but on the other hand . . no one sees blindness, yet chooses to be blind. Think about it!

I'm with cute ass on this one.

What could possibly cause the elections to be postponed and what do you think will be the likely consequences of such postponement given the Nigerian factor?

lamdec:

Can you marry someone who contracted HIV virus after you met him/her-though not through sexual intercourse.Remember the love and trust is there.

Girl, what kind of imagination you got?

Could we please go back to the thread?

clemcykul:

lmao

that man get phd for lies

Point of correction, make him a professor.

^{Pops champagne}

At last, he has broken free.

Tattooboy:

Am serious Mukina

That makes it two of us. We are very serious, aren't we Tattooboy?

onyeka_ng:

my xact tots

Cmon man, give the girl a break.

But sincerely, girls, i would like a very comprehensive explanation to this. Most girls nowadays tend to mistake men's love for them as weaknesses for them to exploit. Its unfair. They usually use and dump those who truly love them and move off to other men who will maltreat them and later, run back to the arms of those whom they have used and dumped seeking for forgiveness. I mean it's hilarious. But in a way, its jungle justice in the end.

Bros, all you have to do is make up your mind and go for it BIG TIME once you find the right one. You might be suprised at the outcome. Remember, have faith in yourself and your ability.

ThoniaSlim:



like an uncle usually says, a man who gets married to a second wife after the first wife, is signing his death warranty.

Is it better for a man to maintain a monogamous family and still cheat and play around or for him to have more than one wife?

Cos for me, together with all the problems that come with it, having more than one wife is better than having one wife and other 'adhoc' wives, concubines and mistresses. Think of it, a bad legality is better than a good illegality.

Manchester United 1 - 3 Arsenal

in arsene, we trust.

Nice one.

Bros, you be igbo?

@ Poster,

Simply tell her you dont appreciate her calling you. If she continues, stop answering her calls. If not effective, change your phone number. Period.