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Dis no b d full story. D blogger mst tell us his own part. Read d INDIA VS NIGERIA full story here: www.IndiaVsNigeria.com |
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AAinEqGuinea:Wow! Thank u o! Pls check ur email |
Dis na solid advice wallahi Read the complete INDIA VS NIGERIA match story here: www.IndiaVsNigeria.com |
Women luv men wey sabi cook. A woman who cant cook shud b humble enof 2ask her 2teach her how2. Read d complete INDIA VS NIGERIA match story here: www.IndiaVsNigeria.com |
10. NA D PUZZY DEM WANT Read d full INDIA VS NIGERIA match story here: www.IndiaVsNigeria.com |
"The Legend of INDIA VS NIGERIA by King kObOkO" deserves dis prize o! Make una read & judge abeg www.IndiaVsNigeria.com |
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Yes u can o! Originality pays in d long run. Jst check out KingKoboko.com & IndiaVsNigeria.com & b impressed |
UPDATED: 27TH APR 2019 I'm 30 & I currently make about 15k monthly. In naira not dollars o! My house rent is 24k yearly cos I live in a partly-rural area. (Its jst a room o! B4 una go think sey na self-con. Hehehe...) D tin is, there's pressure on me 2get married. But I laugh & ignore d pressure because I've made up my mind that I mst have at least 2million in my acct b4 I even think of marriage. Baby diapers, baby food & family expenses no b small tin at all. I dont want 2bring my children in2 d world 2suffer poverty & hunger abeg. So, my 1st question 4 married men here is: How much shud a man have in his acct b4 venturin in2 marriage? (Or how much did u have in ur acct b4 u married? Pls tell us d yr too o! So we can understand d economy existin at that time.) |
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naijaboiy: [b][color=#1980BC]My own business na that poor chicken wey you toture am to death come padlock hin wings and blockos. [/color][/b]Heheheheehe... |
King kObOkO don come again wit him observation o! Ok. I noticed that most Nigerian virgins believe that their virginity entitles them to marriage. Them they tink sey virginity na the main thing wey go make their marriage last. They think that their virginity is the ultimate gift to their husband. But I disagree o! Just imagine that you marry a virgin, do jigijigi with her on the 1st night. She bleeds. She cries. You're her 1st man. You dey feel like James Bond. Then she enters the kitchen & cooks poty 4 u. As in, she can't cook. She's lazy. As in, she no fit do house chores. She quarrelsome, troublesome, a nag, a dullard. Hehehehe... My brother, tell me, will her virginity (whichyou've already taken sef) be enough? If you were to choose between a non-virgin who is loving, cooks excellently, keeps d house clean etc & the kind of virgin I described before, na who u go choose. Talk true o! Feel free 2 visit www.kingkoboko.com
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Edited Apr 19th 2019 |
My book is now available for only $1. Jst pay wit ur Mastercard or Visa here: https://gumroad.com/l/indiavsnigeria |
@MaziOmenuko, I still think u need to publish that ur wonderful National Year of Sex & Comfort story o! Contact me for help bro. |
Visit www.IndiaVsNigeria.com to get your own copy In my book, The Legend of INDIA VS NIGERIA by King kObOkO, u’ll find out: * who between Teslim ‘Thunder’ Balogun & Samuel ‘the Small Thunder’ Okwaraji really scored the Green Eagles’ only goal in that match * why the India vs Nigeria match has been kept a top-secret by the government of India since 1970 * how the Ghana-Must-Go episode (the deportation of Ghanaians from Nigeria initiated by Shagari & continued by Buhari) is connected to the match * how Abacha's death was caused by the India vs Nigeria match Visit www.IndiaVsNigeria.com to get your own copy
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My legendary frnd wey chop my website money go use am buy sugar & 40leaves. *winks* U shud hav known dere's a big difference btwn their Santa Claus & our Father Christmas naa. Hehehe... |
Mazi Omenuko, u need 2 self-publish dis story on createspace & smashwords. Trust me bro. U'l make a lot of money sellin ur e-books on smashwords. U go make beta money 4rm those wey go buy d hardcopy on createspace. Pls b proactive in ur fight against plaigarism. because dem no dey giv up at all. |
Dis is creativity at its best. I almost concluded dis was a piece about prison until... Nice ending! Unfortunately, most Nigerians dont undastand satire. I rememba wen M.I wrote 1 satirical piece some time ago, Nigerians com start 2attack M.I because dem no undastand satire. Well done dear writer! King kObOkO dey salute u o! www.kingkoboko.com |
As 4 those who go like read my I AM A MALE-FEMINIST post, see am here o! http://www.naijastories.com/2012/06/i-am-a-male-feminist/ |
Twaci:Hehehe... See ur head!!! Shey women no dey do initial gragra 4 us? Try again jor. B4 u giv up. *winks* |
craziebone:U don talk am bro. Na fear fear dey worry dem. MzNelly jst dey fear. Hehehe... *winks* |
1st of all, make I introduce myself. King kObOkO na male-feminist. Pls feel free to google "male-feminist king koboko" to find my former post online explainin my position or reason or definiton for/of my male-feminism. So I read one post by MzNelly here on why a woman must never toast a man & I was disappointed with her reasons. Thinkin about it, I discovered that the only one reason, in my opinion, why women like MzNelly will ever feel comfortable to toast a man is if that man is a celebrity. Isn't it ironic that when it comes to celebrities or stars, most women forget about their many reasons not to toast a man? Think about it, my people. Why do most women (includin women lik MzNelly) who oppose the idea of women makin the 1st move of toastin a man feel it is ok to approach celebrities and toast them fearlessly or shamelessly? Why the double standards? I think a woman should have the courage to walk up to a man she likes and at least initiate the relationship by introducing herself instead of dying in silence. Or are women like MzNelly subconciously agreeing to the belief that women should be seen not heard? I know its the feminine thing for women to show greenlight to a man. But what if all the greenlight in the world isnt working & u know this is a man who deserves ur love? This is the man of ur dreams. Why not take the risk? Why not take a leap of faith? Will his saying "No!" be the end of the world? Nawa o! Besides, a man may have been burnt so many times by the "No!" "No!" "No!" of Nigerian women that he loses interest in wooing a Nigerian woman any more. Do u know that such a guy would see a Nigerian woman approachin him 1st as a breath of fresh air and a better evidence of her "Yes!"? Everybody know Naija women too dey do unnecesary shakara. Personally, I would appreciate a woman who can walk up to me & confess that she likes me. She has commited no crime in a 21st century Africa! She is a woman amongst women if u ask me. Nevertheless, I only caution women not to make the 1st move on a man who is notorious for mocking women who toast him 1st. Such men still live in the nineteenth century & do not deserve a 21st century woman. Wait! Wait! Wait o! I even bet that a bible-era woman would look at a woman who can toast a man with envy. Because those days, women were silenced by a male-dominated world & thus died in silence. So wetin una think about this matter? I don talk my own. Make una talk una own o! *winks* |
Who else was active on Poetry .com about 10yrs ago? |
I dont any sex is beta dan d oda. They ar both complementary. Yin & Yang. Generally though: D man is stronga physically. D woman is stronger emotionally. Nevertheless, none can survive without d oda. Feel free to google "I am a male-feminist king koboko" so dat u read more of my thoughts on dis question. www.KingKoboko.com |
D reason is actually simple. Wen u grow up wit some1, sleep on d same bed/room wit d person, play wit d person, fight wit d person, bath wit d person, shit in d same pole/toilet wit d person, it becomes extremely hard 2b sexually attracted 2d person. Its not jst because of blood. D truth is, if u grow separated from ur sista & u meet her yrs later, u might b sexually attracted 2her. Similarly, if u grow up in d same house unda d same parents wit a female stranger, u'l both see urselves as broda & sista. Make i ask all of una wey dey insult d OP: Can u swear dat u hav neva found a cousin sexually attractive at 1 piont or d oda? Talk true o! |
Tunde, if u'r using operamini, e go hard o! 1st u need it 2change ur operamini settings from mobile view 2 full view. Den u need 2click on "add image" on ur dashboard. But d easiest way, na if u dey use BB. Dat way u can download "Wordpress for Blackberry". Dat wan will make addin images is so so easy 4u. U go enjoy ur bloggin die. |
Mine is www.KingKoboko.com or www.yourkoboko. |
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