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BusinessRe: Blogger Seun Oloketuyi Arrested For False Publications About Bank CEOs by kingkoboko: 6:48pm On Jul 08, 2015
Dis no b d full story. D blogger mst tell us his own part.
Read d INDIA VS NIGERIA full story here: www.IndiaVsNigeria.com
RomanceRe: Say No To Sexual Discrimination On Nairaland by kingkoboko: 5:56pm On Jul 08, 2015
Hehehe...
WebmastersRe: Why You Should Change From ..com To Yourname.com by kingkoboko: 5:39pm On Jul 08, 2015
AAinEqGuinea:
I'm trying to buy your rendition of the India v Nigeria fable now grin grin it's not working

In the meantime I've looked over the enriching freebies you offer... Lol grin
Wow! Thank u o! Pls check ur email
RomanceRe: When you get carried away by initial gragra. by kingkoboko: 8:58am On Jul 08, 2015
Dis na solid advice wallahi
Read the complete INDIA VS NIGERIA match story here: www.IndiaVsNigeria.com
RomanceRe: Men Who Cook: What Do You Think, Ladies? by kingkoboko: 8:46am On Jul 08, 2015
Women luv men wey sabi cook. A woman who cant cook shud b humble enof 2ask her 2teach her how2.

Read d complete INDIA VS NIGERIA match story here: www.IndiaVsNigeria.com
RomanceRe: Why Some Guys Dump Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by kingkoboko: 8:41am On Jul 08, 2015
10. NA D PUZZY DEM WANT
Read d full INDIA VS NIGERIA match story here: www.IndiaVsNigeria.com
LiteratureRe: Etisalat Prize For Literature 2015 Application – How To Apply by kingkoboko: 11:28pm On Jul 07, 2015
"The Legend of INDIA VS NIGERIA by King kObOkO" deserves dis prize o! Make una read & judge abeg www.IndiaVsNigeria.com
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WebmastersRe: Can A Blogger Do Without Copy And Paste? by kingkoboko: 6:50pm On Jul 07, 2015
Yes u can o! Originality pays in d long run. Jst check out KingKoboko.com & IndiaVsNigeria.com & b impressed
Nairaland GeneralQuestions for Married Men by kingkoboko(op):
UPDATED: 27TH APR 2019

I'm 30 & I currently make about 15k monthly. In naira not dollars o! My house rent is 24k yearly cos I live in a partly-rural area. (Its jst a room o! B4 una go think sey na self-con. Hehehe...)

D tin is, there's pressure on me 2get married. But I laugh & ignore d pressure because I've made up my mind that I mst have at least 2million in my acct b4 I even think of marriage. Baby diapers, baby food & family expenses no b small tin at all. I dont want 2bring my children in2 d world 2suffer poverty & hunger abeg.

So, my 1st question 4 married men here is:
How much shud a man have in his acct b4 venturin in2 marriage?
(Or how much did u have in ur acct b4 u married? Pls tell us d yr too o! So we can understand d economy existin at that time.)
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RomanceRe: Women, Your VIRGINITY Is Not Enough O! by kingkoboko(op): 9:14am On Jun 05, 2015
naijaboiy:
[b][color=#1980BC]My own business na that poor chicken wey you toture am to death come padlock hin wings and blockos. angry[/color]
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Heheheheehe...
RomanceWomen, Your VIRGINITY Is Not Enough O! by kingkoboko(op): 9:38pm On Jun 04, 2015
King kObOkO don come again wit him observation o!

Ok. I noticed that most Nigerian virgins believe that their virginity entitles them to marriage. Them they tink sey virginity na the main thing wey go make their marriage last. They think that their virginity is the ultimate gift to their husband. But I disagree o!

Just imagine that you marry a virgin, do jigijigi with her on the 1st night. She bleeds. She cries. You're her 1st man. You dey feel like James Bond. Then she enters the kitchen & cooks poty 4 u. As in, she can't cook. She's lazy. As in, she no fit do house chores. She quarrelsome, troublesome, a nag, a dullard. Hehehehe...

My brother, tell me, will her virginity (whichyou've already taken sef) be enough? If you were to choose between a non-virgin who is loving, cooks excellently, keeps d house clean etc & the kind of virgin I described before, na who u go choose. Talk true o!

Feel free 2 visit www.kingkoboko.com

RomanceRe: No Blood in Round 1. Blood in Round 2. Was She a Virgin? by kingkoboko(op):
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RomanceNo Blood in Round 1. Blood in Round 2. Was She a Virgin? by kingkoboko(op):
Edited Apr 19th 2019
LiteratureRe: Read The Full INDIA VS NIGERIA Story by kingkoboko(op): 6:25am On Apr 09, 2015
My book is now available for only $1. Jst pay wit ur Mastercard or Visa here:
https://gumroad.com/l/indiavsnigeria
LiteratureRe: Read The Full INDIA VS NIGERIA Story by kingkoboko(op): 11:29am On Mar 07, 2015
@MaziOmenuko, I still think u need to publish that ur wonderful National Year of Sex & Comfort story o! Contact me for help bro.
LiteratureRead The Full INDIA VS NIGERIA Story by kingkoboko(op):
Visit www.IndiaVsNigeria.com to get your own copy

In my book, The Legend of INDIA VS NIGERIA by King kObOkO, u’ll find out:
* who between Teslim ‘Thunder’ Balogun & Samuel ‘the Small Thunder’ Okwaraji really scored the Green Eagles’ only goal in that match
* why the India vs Nigeria match has been kept a top-secret by the government of India since 1970
* how the Ghana-Must-Go episode (the deportation of Ghanaians from Nigeria initiated by Shagari & continued by Buhari) is connected to the match
* how Abacha's death was caused by the India vs Nigeria match

Visit www.IndiaVsNigeria.com to get your own copy

LiteratureRe: Christmas Disappointments by kingkoboko: 7:24am On Feb 05, 2015
My legendary frnd wey chop my website money go use am buy sugar & 40leaves. *winks*

U shud hav known dere's a big difference btwn their Santa Claus & our Father Christmas naa. Hehehe...
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by kingkoboko: 6:29am On Feb 05, 2015
Mazi Omenuko, u need 2 self-publish dis story on createspace & smashwords. Trust me bro. U'l make a lot of money sellin ur e-books on smashwords. U go make beta money 4rm those wey go buy d hardcopy on createspace.

Pls b proactive in ur fight against plaigarism. because dem no dey giv up at all.
LiteratureRe: The Wonders Of Hell: A Short Story by kingkoboko: 2:54pm On Feb 04, 2015
Dis is creativity at its best. I almost concluded dis was a piece about prison until... Nice ending!

Unfortunately, most Nigerians dont undastand satire. I rememba wen M.I wrote 1 satirical piece some time ago, Nigerians com start 2attack M.I because dem no undastand satire.

Well done dear writer! King kObOkO dey salute u o!

www.kingkoboko.com
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RomanceRe: One Reason Why A Woman Should Woo A Man by kingkoboko(op): 9:08pm On Feb 02, 2015
As 4 those who go like read my I AM A MALE-FEMINIST post, see am here o!
http://www.naijastories.com/2012/06/i-am-a-male-feminist/
RomanceRe: One Reason Why A Woman Should Woo A Man by kingkoboko(op): 9:06pm On Feb 02, 2015
Twaci:
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Hey OP! See one of the guys wey u talk say make us girls toast! L.W.K.A.D. Ma liver don finish, I no dey toast again!
Hehehe... See ur head!!! Shey women no dey do initial gragra 4 us?

Try again jor. B4 u giv up. *winks*
RomanceRe: One Reason Why A Woman Should Woo A Man by kingkoboko(op): 9:03pm On Feb 02, 2015
craziebone:
The ONLY reason women can't go after men is because of their EGO. They are afraid of the rejection. They can't do what we do yet they ant equality. They can't stand a guy playing hard to get on them like they do to us (their heart go just burst out of their chest!). They are afraid of passing through what we pass through.
U don talk am bro. Na fear fear dey worry dem. MzNelly jst dey fear. Hehehe... *winks*
RomanceOne Reason Why A Woman Should Woo A Man by kingkoboko(op):
1st of all, make I introduce myself. King kObOkO na male-feminist. Pls feel free to google "male-feminist king koboko" to find my former post online explainin my position or reason or definiton for/of my male-feminism.

So I read one post by MzNelly here on why a woman must never toast a man & I was disappointed with her reasons.

Thinkin about it, I discovered that the only one reason, in my opinion, why women like MzNelly will ever feel comfortable to toast a man is if that man is a celebrity. Isn't it ironic that when it comes to celebrities or stars, most women forget about their many reasons not to toast a man? Think about it, my people.

Why do most women (includin women lik MzNelly) who oppose the idea of women makin the 1st move of toastin a man feel it is ok to approach celebrities and toast them fearlessly or shamelessly?

Why the double standards?

I think a woman should have the courage to walk up to a man she likes and at least initiate the relationship by introducing herself instead of dying in silence. Or are women like MzNelly subconciously agreeing to the belief that women should be seen not heard?

I know its the feminine thing for women to show greenlight to a man. But what if all the greenlight in the world isnt working & u know this is a man who deserves ur love? This is the man of ur dreams. Why not take the risk? Why not take a leap of faith? Will his saying "No!" be the end of the world? Nawa o!

Besides, a man may have been burnt so many times by the "No!" "No!" "No!" of Nigerian women that he loses interest in wooing a Nigerian woman any more. Do u know that such a guy would see a Nigerian woman approachin him 1st as a breath of fresh air and a better evidence of her "Yes!"? Everybody know Naija women too dey do unnecesary shakara.

Personally, I would appreciate a woman who can walk up to me & confess that she likes me. She has commited no crime in a 21st century Africa! She is a woman amongst women if u ask me.

Nevertheless, I only caution women not to make the 1st move on a man who is notorious for mocking women who toast him 1st. Such men still live in the nineteenth century & do not deserve a 21st century woman.

Wait! Wait! Wait o! I even bet that a bible-era woman would look at a woman who can toast a man with envy. Because those days, women were silenced by a male-dominated world & thus died in silence.

So wetin una think about this matter? I don talk my own. Make una talk una own o! *winks*
LiteraturePoetry dot com is back!!! by kingkoboko(op):
Who else was active on Poetry .com about 10yrs ago?
RomanceRe: Battle Of The Sexes: Who Is Weaker, Stronger, More Intelligent? by kingkoboko: 10:00pm On Jan 12, 2015
I dont any sex is beta dan d oda. They ar both complementary. Yin & Yang. Generally though: D man is stronga physically. D woman is stronger emotionally. Nevertheless, none can survive without d oda.

Feel free to google "I am a male-feminist king koboko" so dat u read more of my thoughts on dis question.

www.KingKoboko.com
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Guys Don't Find Their BLOOD SISTERS Sexually Attractive ??? by kingkoboko: 9:45pm On Jan 12, 2015
D reason is actually simple. Wen u grow up wit some1, sleep on d same bed/room wit d person, play wit d person, fight wit d person, bath wit d person, shit in d same pole/toilet wit d person, it becomes extremely hard 2b sexually attracted 2d person.

Its not jst because of blood. D truth is, if u grow separated from ur sista & u meet her yrs later, u might b sexually attracted 2her. Similarly, if u grow up in d same house unda d same parents wit a female stranger, u'l both see urselves as broda & sista.

Make i ask all of una wey dey insult d OP:
Can u swear dat u hav neva found a cousin sexually attractive at 1 piont or d oda? Talk true o!
WebmastersRe: Need Picure&post Advice On Blogging On Wordpress by kingkoboko: 1:05pm On Jan 12, 2015
Tunde, if u'r using operamini, e go hard o! 1st u need it 2change ur operamini settings from mobile view 2 full view. Den u need 2click on "add image" on ur dashboard.

But d easiest way, na if u dey use BB. Dat way u can download "Wordpress for Blackberry". Dat wan will make addin images is so so easy 4u. U go enjoy ur bloggin die.
WebmastersRe: POST -your- Website/blog- For- REVIEW by kingkoboko: 8:15am On Jan 10, 2015

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