I don watch this film.

jrjfjfj:
What is good for the JEWS is good for UGANDA

Nice wordplay

milemimi93:
Am i the only one who doesnt listen to naija music or watch football?

Yes.

Gerrard59:
Was it copy and paste gone wrong or you just don't know how to use proper tenses, spacing, capitalisation, vocabularies and grammar structure?

Regarding Naira Marley, well, that's his business. I've mine to face. No be today Nigeria spoil. E don tey (Fela sang about issues which still happen today). Is that NM's fault?

You write your own let's see, Wole Soyinka.

Lexusgs430:
It's not the end....... You think the republicans would vote their own out....... Keep dreaming......

This is what we call Audio impeachment.........

Audio or not it's immaterial, the fact is that he has joined the exclusive infamy club, as only the fourth president in American history to be impeached.

pocohantas:
He should have left her to sell her plantain. Repackage the business, give it swag, employ a worker for her. With her years of experience, she will rake in good money. Boli is good business. I remember one yahoo guy that was chyking me that year. He took me to one spot where they sell roasted plantain and grilled fish dipped in pepper sauce, na POS we use pay.

Boli wey go Harvard, abi JHU.

Which mumu wine shop be that? E better make I sell iceblock or rent chairs.

Your story to dey plenty joor..abeg shifttt.

Aiyk2333:
see how poor people deh tell am wetin him suppose do!!! Myles Munroe and Co.... u don't even know if his mama wanted the wine business... nobody wants to see his mum doing business that poses health hazard.... make una deh here deh masturbate, deh woman don get customers already

Oil dey your head.

Shame on that clueless aboki, Buhari.

shakaZuIlu:
Sowore people are not even smart
someone that should have been smuggled out of the country immediately after release

You think say na everybody be coward like u.

BUHARI..shame on you... bastards..

Feminist, food don land.

Thieves.

Just watch " Rudeboy's Reason with me" video, the answer you seek is there. Shikena.

Rudeboy - Reason with me.

airminem:
Yes. We are not the same. I AM A MARSHAL.

If you know you know.

**MARTIAN**

Pubichairs:
In all the problems in this country,

fire outbreak every day..

Police and soldiers local wrestlemania...

border closure

How to impress a woman and make her fall for u..is ur only qualm... Man ...u are far from being hopeless

U dey mind am.. nonsense.

handie:
Can you trust Alonso to go past a player on a one on one encounter? Can u trust Alonso to defend against a player on a one on one encounter? Can u trust Alonso to make a successful tackle in or around the box? Set pieces? When last did he score one? We're talking 2019 Alonso and not the 2016/17 version? How many set pieces did he score the whole of last season? Do u know the number of set pieces leading to goals that Alonso has conceded this season?

Three seasons ago when Hazard's form dipped terribly, Eden scored less than 8 goals the whole season, did that diminish his status as an exceptional player. It's life, all players must experience a drop in form/consistency every now and then. The fact still remains that Alonso, like Marcelo has never been an spectacular defender but offensively they offer way more than some attacking players. Your Alonso argument is analogous to Marcelo having zero technical because he isn't the best at defending one on one situations. That's pure fallacy. lol I'm not even a Chelsea fan, and I'm defending Alonso like this.. wetin concern me sef..mtcheww.

handie:
Mtcheew. He should just enter the zoo and stay with the Orangutan Abeg.... Maybe he'll be a bit more useful there than he is on a football pitch. Zero pace, Zero technical ability, he can't even pass the ball or make a tackle. How Alonso became a footballer should be one of the world's mysteries.

OMG... Do you even watch football.. Given, he isn't very good at defending, but how can you say Alonso has got zero technical ability. A fullback who scores 10 goals a season possesses no technical abilities. The best setpiece taker at Chelsea... C'mon man.

Specialist in failure. - Mourinho

FrLukas:


What is the minimum and maximum age that can be referred to as a "youth" in the Nigerian law?

Or do you think the word "youth" in the NYSC is meaningless?

Of course, there are always over aged people serving because Nigeria is a corrupt place and you can always bend the system to suit you.

Actually it is. 45 year olds are still youth chairmen in South-South.

FrLukas:


Well, 30 is the maximum age. Once you're above 30 you'll be given a certificate of exemption or something like that.

Some people still go for service sha even when they are older than 30. You know how Naija be now.

You guys are getting it wrong... 30 is the minimum age eligible when applying for an exemption certificate, doesn't mean that if you've breached 30 you can't serve. My camp back then had persons well into their forties, and they served without any hassle.

Adakintroy2:
If na AnthonyJoshua now she go begin type like mumu.

Na Anthony Joshua?

Nigerian brands over to you.

ValCon888:
When its your time God can even use your enemies and haters to bring your blessings.
Happy married life to the couple.

Abeg no vex, hold dis one..

See them.. leaders of tomorrow.

Sukueponmalu:

Jagaban for 2023 sealed!

Go buy SENSE.

Elvinho2244:
My brother::;
HUSTLE O, make you no go dey shout HUSTLE..

HUSTLE O, make them no tell you for party say, rice dey, but meat don finish...

My people we gats HUSTLE O, make we no dey nairaland dey type our best line of HUSTLE ...

I swear u kill am with this line. Neat wordplay bro.

Abfinest007:
02 arena is learning where wenbly

O2 arena is bigger than SSE Wembley.

Lazio v Juventus ( 2013 Coppa Italia semi final ). Lazio scored the winner at the death after Juventus equalised in added time. I blew a bag on that game.. That game still dey pain me reach tomorrow.

JAWBONE:
We are looking for goals and we have martinelli on the bench yet its kolasinac and saka that you are bringing on the pitch.

Hasn't saka been creating goals?

This write-up is fuccing meaningless...Pure BS.

Nigeria is finished..