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stephenqueen:
You don patronise prettythicksme before?

Wehrey ni e ooo!!

Why u con dey advertise our aunty naa.

Shout south to all dem E-prostitutes!!

Orijin101 I smell FP oooo.

*lemme take time to read*

Darkrebel666:
~ If my account got deactivated, I'll create another one. There's no time to start missing ..

Dis dude ehnnn!!

On point jaweee

MzNelly:
Naah

"When Nature calls in Public"



Nice Narrative

Ipledge:
we need 12points to win league, if arsenal win all their remaiing games

Well we still meet arsenal ryt? And def winning this.

Ipledge:
we only need draw

Fear no foe bruv!!

Why does this look kinda wierd?

Looks like a surgically implanted turkey lap.

Get me a tractor

ronald4lif:
Yes sure. But not so much of a talker than me as I talk much myself. I love argument a lot and I wouldn't want to share a life with someone who talk less than me, an equal or a bit more talker should be fine.

Aware that atleast 70% of our girls talks too much so if I should beam my search on the possible remaining percentage it might be a long ride for me.


Do you believe in online relationship, and can you ever consider having one?

Sometimes I wish I could turn you to a chick. Your answers are always well stringed together and make a lotta sense.

To your question, well yeah kinda!

I know personalities can be faked a whole lot better online but an empty head can't become an intellectual online.

One of the reasons I believe in online relationships is because it takes away sexual gratification and other lustful desires and it gives you ample time to know the person and form an attraction from something other than her body.

If one can successfully keep an online relationship for months and even a year then it means distance wouldn't be a barrier, as it is in most "offline" relationships.

vheMa:
See as she dey draw hin pkoro

All I see is U in d pix.

Ronald4lif

Can you fall in love with a lady that talks much more than you do.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Vickybee who was your first crush on NairaLand? [/color]

Iffa hear say she get crush.

KingTom:
If I were a Muslim, I would marry just one wife.......




A day

ROTFL

Ishilove:
They are too many to name

Diplomatic Answer.

lanicky:
Hmmm!
So many things inspired me to create an e chat thread. You see, when I joined nairaland I was very active on literature thread...infact, I didn't notice romance section at all. On literature section then, something brought me nd so many people together nd we became e friends.....in order not to derail the story thread I created an E chat thread

I keep wondering why it's still very active till today....hehe! Then I realized God blessed me with so many wonderful e family members....

kinglekan, many more.

Muaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

Shezhawt:
Simple/basic logic.... Any shoe size can tell yhu your age... Don't stress yourself with the heavy calculations... Just use 1 as your shoe size..

Yeah u are right!!

Midehi:
sameer1212
Enegod
Ipledge
kinglekan
kingtom
chiam55
cherryice

come down here with your calculators & do some calculations...lol

Very correct!!! Seen something similar to this before.

missclasssy:
Twaci, the answer is simple

The drink had ice cubes in it and the wife poisoned the ice cubes.

The ice cubes had poison in them and the husband drank it slowly and the ice melted releasing the poison into the drink therefore poisoning it.
The wife drank it quickly and the ice did not melt so that's why she survived and he didn't.

Apparently this is the only logical answer.

But whoever invented this riddle no dey try o. Why would someone add poison to water then turn it to ice cubes before putting it in the drink.

Is the poison supposed to be only effective in ice. Seems more like an illogical way of poisoning someone to me.

Interesting,

*reading comments*

Inxyz:
I received mine around 2nd week of last May.

Thanks bro!! Can't wait.

sinaj:

D whl world would knw since u hav decided to gv a "face" instead of a "head"

stephenqueen:
Goodnight jor

Gd nyt bro

stephenqueen:
I can't cheat on ma babe lagmostkuit

Lagmostkuit wey I still chop dis afternoon. Me I dey like varieties. Ur wife sweet sha. She get nice acrobatic moves.

sinaj:
ssssh!!! why u de shout

Infact con gv me head if u want me to keep a secret.

stephenqueen:
Which set?

Seee uuu!! Dey do like saint wey nor wan nack. Dis one na Cali babe ooo

stephenqueen:
You dìck no dey stay for one place

How e take consine u ehnnn!! E dey pain u ni.

Abi u wan mk I invite u to enta set?

iPrevail:
Clues? Did he give any? ..he even got me the more confused.. I was even making "progress"

Abi oo!! He was talking about ancient writing and so on. Goofyone if u set exam, all ur students go fail.

April07:
Newtons *runs and hides*

Newton na Natural law or person name.

Babe, come to bed NOOOWWWW!!!

sinaj:

ow u take knw

When I do u, hw old u call ursef de?

alberto2k:
Thermodynamic

My olodo-rism ends here

Nayyyyy