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Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by kinglekan: 9:27pm On Apr 07, 2015
prettythicksme:
never!! cry cheesy
Iyawo jacki showapa??
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by kinglekan: 9:22pm On Apr 07, 2015
Midehi:
2. sex...some might be allergic to sex.
Hiaannn!!! Allergic ko Alero nii. Or is ur punnany suffering from seminal plasma hypersensitivity ni??



Midehi:
3. broke guys...this might be true cos a broke guy might be high on sucking punana but when he remembers no tfare for the girl to go back,the dickson will shrink.
Were you high on seminal fluid when you typed this grin



Midehi:
5. Guys who dont spend....why will a stingy guy want to bleep, if he dosnt spend,who will now support her in pad, cream, eyelashes, pant/bra e.t.c
Is she a "sarewagba"?? So if she is single nko ooo. She nor go buy bra and pant bah??

Mtcheeeewww!!



Midehi:
6. pms....sometimes this is ridiculous, too many pms, why will a guy in the first place send a pm to faceless being or you think every pics on nl is real, to be frank, it dosnt make sense...the only way it makes sense is when you expecting a pm from a nlder not a faceless being sending pm to a faceless being.
Hehehehe, wait so if its a faceless being like u rightly put it, then he/she nor be nairalander bah??
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by kinglekan: 8:28pm On Apr 07, 2015
Midehi:
must guys bash ladies, sometimes what they claim is the fact..

*bashing is free*

*one love*
BRB to Bash uuu. grin
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by kinglekan: 7:04pm On Apr 07, 2015
Nice 1 @ Tosyne2much
Romance › Re: Post Pics Of Your Underboobs Selfie Heres Mine by kinglekan: 6:57pm On Apr 07, 2015
Midehi:
why not post the pics of your scrotum selfie here
Haaaaaaa!!!!
Romance › Re: Post Pics Of Your Underboobs Selfie Heres Mine by kinglekan: 6:55pm On Apr 07, 2015
prettythicksme:
so u want to show jack tinz out here shocked
Ehn naaaa. Let's c hw big it is.

Heehehehe
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by kinglekan: 5:12pm On Apr 07, 2015
subbieD:
Accept? :oHow will I accept?...... but YES wink
smiley

They would tell you how to do that.

Cc:
Dygeasy
Naijaboiy
MizMyColi
Romance › Re: Is Anything Wrong With This Question? by kinglekan: 4:59pm On Apr 07, 2015
diddydiva:
should i bash this ophuh or just pray for him to be healedundecided
Pray for him instead dear smiley

Hehehe

Plus I wonder why he has been carrying a torch for her. Una church nor get light @ OP grin
Romance › Re: What is The Weirdest Place You've Done "IT" by kinglekan: 3:25pm On Apr 07, 2015
Blizzyblinkzy:
What is IT the op is talking about ?
Eating Fufu.
Romance › Re: What is The Weirdest Place You've Done "IT" by kinglekan: 3:24pm On Apr 07, 2015
marymaria:
okay here is mine
Cinema E-centre yaba, we were just 4 in the cinema room; myself,my bff plus another couple
i still remember the movie: Jack Ryan
Chineke!!!!!!

Immpossicantttt. U bad gannn ooooooo

Hehehehe
Romance › Re: What is The Weirdest Place You've Done "IT" by kinglekan: 3:22pm On Apr 07, 2015
marymaria:
Yea, we both know the IT im talking about so dont ask me dumb questions.
And to the ladies, pls dont form Virgin Mary for us, we both know that the Holier you pretend to be the more nastier you really are
so tell us, where is the craziest place ive ever done it?
Why didn't u tell us urs ist naaa??
Romance › Re: Post Pics Of Your Underboobs Selfie Heres Mine by kinglekan: 3:18pm On Apr 07, 2015
Orijin101:
no worry. . . i will manage diz aboniki tongue
ROTFL....

WEREY ni bobo yi Oooo
Romance › Re: Post Pics Of Your Underboobs Selfie Heres Mine by kinglekan: 3:16pm On Apr 07, 2015
prettythicksme:
u guys go self service tired today cheesy
Yeye geh. Whr is dt tin jacksparrow has been enjoying??
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by kinglekan: 3:05pm On Apr 07, 2015
subbieD:
shocked
Have you accepted? smiley
Romance › Re: Characteristics Of Your 'Right Woman' by kinglekan: 3:04pm On Apr 07, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
***blushing*****
*winks*

smiley
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by kinglekan: 3:02pm On Apr 07, 2015
Twaci:
Thanks a lot guys, I appreciate it, really smiley.

Buh am sorry, I will have to decline. I am not really a competitive person. I'd rather watch and comment.

Thanks again. kiss


Anyways, I have got a list of my own. I nominate;

Diddydiva tongue
Cutieberie1
Missclasssy
Marieolae
Cherryice
DrAify
Lala247
Vickybee
Mirexxx
MzNelly

CC:

Dygeasy
Kinglekan
Alberto2k
Chibwike
Richommie #YOLO tongue
Orijin101
Dejt4u
Djeezy
Psalmwise
smiley

Its ok dear
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by kinglekan: 2:59pm On Apr 07, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Sadly, I am not.....[/color]
Ooopsss!! cry

You are just not into displaying your pix on a faceless forum ryt?
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by kinglekan: 2:55pm On Apr 07, 2015


I nominate cy4cent

www.nairaland.com/cy4cent


Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by kinglekan: 2:52pm On Apr 07, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Does that mean you are accepting to participate? smiley[/color]

Classy sup? U just wan nominate all the fine gehs in NL. I hope you have accepted your nomination though?
smiley
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by kinglekan: 11:19am On Apr 07, 2015
Twaci:
Yeh!

*runs outta thread*

Lemme consult Ifa first...
Where are you running to. Better type "I Accept"
Romance › Re: Emotional Rush by kinglekan(op): 11:03am On Apr 07, 2015
mirexxx:
I haven't read it yet! i will comment when i do
Lazy geh grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by kinglekan: 10:56am On Apr 07, 2015
Romance › Re: Marry One Out Of The Two Or Go To Jail (ladies) by kinglekan: 10:31am On Apr 07, 2015
Tandullceblog:
Sorry na. I tried, I tried so hard but I couldn't. That's y I didn't drop any comment but then u started asking y I haven't replied my mention grin
I won't play with you till you try harder to read. *crying louder*
Romance › Re: Emotional Rush by kinglekan(op): 10:29am On Apr 07, 2015
danyel09:
There are two reasons for the chase period to take place

(1) just Sex(most common reason)

(2) relationship (sex may or may not take place)



(1) During the chase period of someone seeking sex, there is this enthusiasm and rush soo the guy which is mostly the case tends to be hyperactive. He even do stuffs that u never imagined he would do just to land u on the bed and it's a pity, ladies love surprises. When he finally succeeds and the "exercise" occurs too often, he start becoming boring and this is because the deed is already done, he does not need to take u to the cinemas or buy stuffs before u jump into his bed.


(2) When its a relationship thingy, like I said earlier, the guy will be hyperactive jxt to get u, and once he has reached his goal, the early stages will be quite interesting but it begins to dwindle with time because of the mindset of man which likes to explore new things.



MY OPINION
Thanks for Sharing smiley
Romance › Re: Marry One Out Of The Two Or Go To Jail (ladies) by kinglekan: 10:00am On Apr 07, 2015
Tandullceblog:
Oh, is it that one on emotional rush?


I couldn't read it. It was too long.
I won't play with u again. *crying*
Romance › Re: Marry One Out Of The Two Or Go To Jail (ladies) by kinglekan: 12:24am On Apr 07, 2015
Tandullceblog:
No qualities yet grin
Hey swts. U havnt replied ur mentions.
Romance › Re: Somethings A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man.. by kinglekan: 12:13am On Apr 07, 2015
femmysin:
• Washing of your undies (panties)

Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies, we’re not that cool with seeing someone else’s undies!
Op I am a little bit confused ooo. When you wanted to make love to her the panties wasn't a problem. Now that she has a very nice personal hygiene it becomes a problem?

Would u rather she wore her panties for a whole week like you do to your boxers?



femmysin:
• Laughing excessively

Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we’re not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn’t know when she polluted. Now that a double turn off.
I don't see how excessive laughter can be a turn off. Did you grow up in the barracks??



femmysin:
• Always watching movies

If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to the movies once your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you
This one is a bit hilarious. Are you a transistor radio?? Why would you want to keep talking with her round the clock?

And do you expect her to rather be an EPL lover?
Romance › Re: Emotional Rush by kinglekan(op): 11:24pm On Apr 06, 2015
Blebleswag:
Some tins re to be kept private
Its ok dear smiley
Romance › Re: Some Predictable MOVES In Romance Section. by kinglekan: 11:23pm On Apr 06, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
Unfortunately Na 'no go area o'
Who put road block for the matter oooo

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