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Politics › Re: Rivers 2015: Odili, Ikuru Re-affirm Endorsement Of Barrister Wike by kinglekan: 9:14am On Apr 06, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
kiss kiss Tnxs for reading.

Happy Easter Monday.
Wishing u same dear. smiley
Romance › Re: How I Started And Overcame 17 Years Masturbation(tears) by kinglekan: 9:12am On Apr 06, 2015
diddydiva:
Wonder if a 7 years old can feel anything.undecided
I tire ooooo.
Romance › Re: My Conscience Is Haunting Me For Having Sex With A Teen by kinglekan: 9:12am On Apr 06, 2015
Estatemanager:
But he tried doing justice to her English Assignment grin grin
grin
Romance › Re: How I Started And Overcame 17 Years Masturbation(tears) by kinglekan: 1:24am On Apr 06, 2015
mirexxx:
I'm sleepy
Gd nyt dear
Romance › Re: How I Started And Overcame 17 Years Masturbation(tears) by kinglekan: 1:20am On Apr 06, 2015
mirexxx:
mirexx didn't read your story man!
thankGod! everyone is saying the same thing! boring lies i guess cry
How u? smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Is This A Sin Before God Or Its Biblical? by kinglekan: 1:16am On Apr 06, 2015
She better go to a Church and leave that shrine.
Romance › Re: 9 Reasons You Should Have Sex Everyday by kinglekan: 1:13am On Apr 06, 2015
mizkeleke:
I was not here.....

No spoil me ohh Godvilla now that Ive decided to go celibate....
Hmmmmm, caught u red-handed. So u wantd to knw why u shld do it everyday bah?

Ur mummy must see this
Romance › Re: Finding True Love by kinglekan: 1:10am On Apr 06, 2015
Observing
Fashion › Re: Ladies: What's Your Views About Guys Who Wear Pants? by kinglekan: 1:06am On Apr 06, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Cant wear pants.

Naaaaaaah!

I don't like everywhere to be tight down there undecided

So uncomfortable. huh[/color]
#Gbam.

End of story
Fashion › Re: Ladies: What's Your Views About Guys Who Wear Pants? by kinglekan: 1:04am On Apr 06, 2015
Nneka123:
you mean you only wear boxers and walk around? lipsrsealed
Yelllzzzzz!!! Dt guy needs enuf room to swing like a simple pendulum.
Romance › Re: How I Started And Overcame 17 Years Masturbation(tears) by kinglekan: 1:01am On Apr 06, 2015
Tandullceblog:
To b continued? There's still more to dis story?
Cutie eyes, u still awake??
Romance › Re: How I Started And Overcame 17 Years Masturbation(tears) by kinglekan: 1:00am On Apr 06, 2015
diddydiva:
why do i have this feeling this story is fake undecided . All the same ,thank God for ur lifesmiley
sounds so so fake. Self servicing at age 7?? Wetin go comot??

He does it in a cab too?? Na baby him dey follow talk. Or he meant an abandoned cab.
Nairaland General › Re: Ten Lessons Nairaland Has Taught Me by kinglekan: 12:50am On Apr 06, 2015
otemanuduno:
If you can survive NL insults, you can survive in the real world

You will hardly get insulted on Facebook because everyone is trying to hold his or her head. But here, even if you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, they will come for you and abuse you as if you have a hand in the kidnap of the CHIBOK's girls. Many people deleted their Nairaland accounts because of 'insults at first sight' they got on day one here. But for many of us who survived it, it wouldn't be easy to survive insults from anyone in the world.


If you can handle pressure on Nairaland, then you can handle it anywhere

At first, I am always scared whenever I found out that I have a 'mention', but over time, I intentionally seek after mentions by all means. I laugh happily whenever the mention is a critical and indicting one. The other guy there who quoted you may be seriously angry with your post, but you ain't bothered. Instead you find pleasure in doing it. That's exactly the games politicians in the outside world are playing on us.
Nice one OP

Tho I disagree with these two points.

1. Surviving NL insults don't mean you would survive real world insults. Here you have enough time to let your anger go down before replying or even enough time to fire back constructively.
In the real world it hits u like a bomb and most times you are forced to react based on your emotions.

If you don't develop a crocodile skin for insults in the real world. NL insults wouldn't prepare you for it.

2. Same as 1 sha. There really isn't pressure on NL. If you have a mention that's critical of you. You either choose to reply or you ignore completely.

In the real world you have to respond most times with wisdom. Ignoring might not be an option.
Romance › Re: past by kinglekan: 12:36am On Apr 06, 2015
Beamborla:
No weapon fashion against me shall prosper tongue

Hehehehe... You better retract your kini, the rat trap wey you go jam for road no be here.
BTW, everybody for NL go just dey look am shocked
LWKMD!!!

Rat trap kee. My precious kini. O buru gan ooo. Ah ahh cnt u allow a broda taste d cherry. grin
Romance › Re: She Don't Respond To Touches by kinglekan: 12:34am On Apr 06, 2015
kkkp:
I know b4 she told me
Ok
Politics › Re: Rivers 2015: Odili, Ikuru Re-affirm Endorsement Of Barrister Wike by kinglekan: 12:33am On Apr 06, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Which of the Odili's please cheesy cheesy? Sir, do you still recognize Rivers State sad?

And Wike is that compassionate leader lipsrsealed undecided?

We are watching undecided undecided..


11th April, 2015 cheesy
Enjoy reading your diary. grin
Romance › Re: past by kinglekan: 12:21am On Apr 06, 2015
Beamborla:
Mikeli mimo!


*does sign of the cross and sprints out of thread* grin tongue
*sprints after with kini pointing towards u*

grin
Romance › Re: She Don't Respond To Touches by kinglekan: 12:18am On Apr 06, 2015
kkkp:
A woman that doesn't respond to touches.I.e even if u touch her boobs or arse she won't feel anything

She hardly have sexual urge..is she okhuh

Note: she response wen I touch her V..but her breast, buttocks are not sensitive
How are you so sure?? Must she moan before u know niiii
Romance › Re: The Dumb Awe "If U Where To Be In His Shoes What Would You Have Done" by kinglekan: 12:17am On Apr 06, 2015
Cldnt read dis thread. Everything is muddled up. Least I could do is help u increase d num of comments.

grin
Family › Re: He Caught His Wife With Another Man Having Sex On Their Matrimonial Bed. by kinglekan: 12:14am On Apr 06, 2015
Na wa oooo.
Fashion › Re: Ladies: What's Your Views About Guys Who Wear Pants? by kinglekan: 12:10am On Apr 06, 2015
Lolzzz, tha shiii is becoming extinct ooo.
Romance › Re: HELP!!! Ever Since I Entered University, No Guy Has Asked Me For Sex by kinglekan: 12:04am On Apr 06, 2015
TrueFcts:
Girls in the universoty is it happening to you too? Or is it frm my school. Am a unibenstudent
So u need some1 to do u abihuh
Romance › Re: I CHEATED But Don't Feel REMORSE. by kinglekan: 12:02am On Apr 06, 2015
Falconey u do well jawe
Romance › Re: past by kinglekan: 11:50pm On Apr 05, 2015
Beamborla:
Okay!
Prophet Evangelist
Hehehehe, yeye geh.

Iwo wa naaa. If I won't gv it to u hot. grin
Romance › Re: Ladies How Would You React To This??? (pic) by kinglekan: 11:46pm On Apr 05, 2015
falconey:
"OGOCIOUS" is that even a word?

What does that mean?
Its not naaa. Olodo boi. I just coined up a word for ur "OGO"

Hehehehehe
Romance › Re: Ladies How Would You React To This??? (pic) by kinglekan: 11:45pm On Apr 05, 2015
Nneka123:
According to his size down there grin
ROTFL. Iyaf do ooooo. grin
Romance › Re: Ladies How Would You React To This??? (pic) by kinglekan: 11:38pm On Apr 05, 2015
Vickybee:
Cutoff his penis.
I believe u. Crazeee geh. Hehehehehe

grin
Romance › Re: Ladies How Would You React To This??? (pic) by kinglekan: 11:36pm On Apr 05, 2015
Nneka123:
i'm breaking dishes on his head grin

As for the girl, pull out her weave, don't dare mess with my man.
Like how many dishes?? grin

Wanna know if he would end up in d hospital. Lolzzz
Romance › Re: Ladies How Would You React To This??? (pic) by kinglekan: 11:33pm On Apr 05, 2015
Jaypea98:
What!!!! Cant she help with my buckle anymorehuh?
Abi oooo, ur worn out zip too.

LWKMD. grin
Romance › Re: Ladies How Would You React To This??? (pic) by kinglekan: 11:29pm On Apr 05, 2015
falconey:
as a sharp guy I will just say is the devil!
She go finish dt ur "OGOCIOUS" head with her heels.

grin
Romance › Re: Ladies How Would You React To This??? (pic) by kinglekan: 11:27pm On Apr 05, 2015
dechandel:
grin grin grin
Act like nothing happened. Keep on loving him, accept his apologies and move on.
And let his conscience rot in wonder grin grin
Wickeeeeddd !!!! grin

Its nt easy taming the third leg ooo.

Hehehehe
Romance › Re: Ladies How Would You React To This??? (pic) by kinglekan: 11:22pm On Apr 05, 2015
mirexxx:
How would you react If you caught him in the very act?? the man you so much love and adore! lipsrsealed shocked
I need genuine responses plz

don't come here and form "I would just walk away" lol tongue i know some girls here go break bottle on top d guy head




these niggas ain't loyal mehn! undecided
Was just a simple BJ naaa. Hehhehehehe

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