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Michellla:
they are trained.no worry _

Trained to come after me abi? I knew you never liked moi. But this, serving me as a meal to bulldogs is heartwrenching.

BumBae:
U don pop person cherry yet u dey here dey play ..

Oya gerra out of here n go n get a chic god dammit .. Lekin.z 2 more weeks orelse u gotta do it fo me ..

Bumbae go easy on me nah

Chaiii two more weeks bah? With God all things are possible.

Michellla:
i hope not......we got four bulldogs though.beware

Four bulldogs? .. So you hate me this much?

Michellla:
will choose to believe you

I hope i won't go through something like this when i come visiting ya?

ggrin:

Who thief ya food?

Michellla:
thanks tons kinglekan come and share yours.and dont dare lie.

I haven't been in such awkward position ever.

Michellla:
there..

This small cake? Michellla shey u know sey u dey mess up sha?

ireneony:
FTC

This Thread will not pass me by.
I know am not a guy. Abeg make una dash me like.

Let me share mine even though I'm not a guy.
There was this guy I love so much.
I have this feeling he was going to marry me.
He took me to his friend's birthday party.

In front of everyone in knelt down facing me, before he could utter any words, I jumped and screamed! Yes!!! I will marry you! Unknown to me , the reason he knelt down was that he was trying to lace his shoe. The next thing he said was babe what! I am not ready for marriage .

I was so embarrassed ...
Before I could face the audience, I woke up from my dream

ROTFL

prettythicksme:
I wan run go upload pics my dp,u feel am?

I fit practice am with you?

prettythicksme:
ok,here i go

Where you dey go? And your dp nor be here ooooo

bqlekan:
Iambibi, you still in here?

Egbon lekan e lo sun. Eti like obirin ju.

Happy Easter Sunday

Michellla:
on a serious note.wouldnt play around on a buffday.

iAmCharis:
Lol shey na me wan show you where your nose dey for your body?

You nor well ooo

Michellla:
its not activated at d moment

Yeah thought as much.

cherylsmith:
Hello

Your beauty is resplendent

iAmCharis:
Yimu. You wey no fit collect your number 1 crush for decades.

See this man ooo who be that?

Michellla:
am sorry. skipped my mind.better late than never.
its not too late to get mah gift tho.

Why won't it skip your mind. When it's me, it must skip ur mind.

Ping me on whatsapp for your gift.

iAmCharis:
Oya nau. Your seat dey wait you for friendzone

E go do you like movie trailer when i collect am.

halfricanadian:
I'm back

As a Canadian? Cool

Hope no one has been troubling you tho?

cherylsmith:
Hmmmm

Hello Mademoiselle

Penisinpenisout:
Nothing happened

halfricanadian:
Paddy me of life

Wait ooooo...is this you?

What happened to your other moniker?

iAmCharis:
Hahahahahaha this boy no go kee me with laugh.

Oga just say you're finding a way to Deejavuu's heart

As you nor want your fine wife again, well my door is always open to receive her.

Michellla:
from grass to grace.
how creative.

So today is your day and you didn't tell moi?

Happy Birthday dear, wishing you all the very best in life and many more glorious years ahead.

iAmCharis:
Lool you sef. Shey na devil send you come ni?

See me see trouble ooooo ..na bad thing as i ask for your wife? Abi nor be you con publicly deny am?

You better fine explanation wey you go arrange give am. Dey dere dey fantasize about Adufe. Na boobi go kee you.

iAmCharis:
Abeg no come pour sand for my garri.

*runs out*

You don pour am yourself.. chaiii.. poor Deeja

iAmCharis:
You don turn Charis to Charity.

Which babe be that? I know only one babe. Her name, Adufe

..

See this man ooo. You don dump Deejavuu for Adufe?

iAmCharis:
Where KingT.om and ronal.d4lif?

Charity how far na?

Where that your babe with big yansh?

BumBae:
Lol sorry sir ...
Its his fault

Sweetheart how is it my fault now?

lekinz:
Y'all should stop disturbing my mentions Jawe

KingL.ekan

You don carry your matter come here again abi

Baba mi...tuale to you and for you. This wan wey you just resurrect like Lazarus from the tomb so.