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Amen!!

I jus got 500mb

Omo men..I wish children of today could learn from this and stick to this by kicking out bad government and focus on building one Nigeria instead of being misled of going separate ways.

THE MAN NYASH SHOW AND IM MESS LOUD [color=#990000][/color]

Keep it clean.

Apply hair cream and use the right comb.

Comb according to the direction they grow.

Get an antifungal cream and apply on the lines anytime you shave.

#Shalom


BELOW ARE PICTURES OF MINE

Chaiii




Which kind stew be that wey Dem cook

[quote author=pyyxxaro post=104443549]With ur grinding stone forehead

Commonly used words by Naija photographers


1) Say Cheeeeeeesssee

2) I count one, I count two (then clicks the camera)

3) Alright..come front, no go back, bend two the right, no to the left..bend small ..raise your head small etc

Dem jus too funny..add yours

helpsomeone:
Okay

So how do we start

Quite impacting

I can handle Abia

captainking:
Hahahhahaha.. Na you fresh pass o

I dey learn from you my oga

Hush puppy is still a motivation to most G-bois











*Modified*I wish they would learn from his story

captainking:
E shock me.. And he wants people to register...

Na yeye bros you fresh ooo

captainking:
No info..... Nothing...

Absolutely nothing bro

Billi Vs Billi

PIKIN WEY DEY FIND PARTY RICE NO SUPPOSED TO FEAR DANCE




ERIGGA ft VICTOR AD

WillyWonda1:
So I was coming in from our branch in Port Harcourt and was on my way back to Warri. After a while, I noticed that I needed to top up my tank. So I branched a filling station and immediately the attendant saw me, she started smiling suspiciously, then I whined down the glass and told her to sell #5k fuel. Just then I picked my phone to check few messages. But in my head I was following up on the fuel she was selling but I wasn't looking at what she was selling. So I then looked up just when she finished selling, and I saw#4500. Then she quickly pressed something and the whole price stuff on the pump changed to 000. Immediately I suspected a foul. Afterwards she started asking me to move my car that she wanted to sell to other customers. But I refused to move my car cos it was becoming loud and I wanted her manager to hear so he or she would come,, and as God would have it, a middle aged man came and introduce himself as the manager. Then I told him to ask her how much fuel she just sold , she said #5k. Then I requested that she shows the last fuel she sold on the pump meter. And it showed #4500. Then I told the manager he just lost a customer, collected my #500 change and zoomed off.



What are your own experiences with pump attendants?


@Mynd44
@Lalasticlala

Bro find work for me I beg

You know how much this man dey cash out from Dem Obi Cubanna

In 2baba's mind ---->Day one pvssy

Onyi22:
It can't be my Chris Brown

Absolutely true...that's your Chris Green

ignis:
He needs more beating

..... Ad more more beating

I weak

Make I speak like Righteousness89







Thou shall not kill

The first was when all this thieves using Keke to rob people. It happened at Umuahia close to my house.
It was drizzling around 8:30pm went to get pure water and everywhere was dark ad quiet cos of the rain..on my way back a Keke passed me ad I noticed all of Dem on hoods and nose masks I thought it was all this boys doing cult uppandan immediately I dropped my bag of water observing not up to two mins dey jumped down ad pointed me guns to my face immediately I pushed the one with the gun to my face like GUY YOU DEY MAD NA ME YOU WAN FORM HARD MAN FORRR!!! YOU KNOW ME AT ALL??
One of Dem said enyi him think say Na play oo give am one..the guy fired three shots in the air and was reloading the pump action gun in my presence.. through the process I was observing if I could escape or see anyone coming but no way!! So dey took my phones and wallet..then dey ask me to off my Jean trousers I became furious and told dem shebi una collect my phone as Wallet? Na now all of us go die for here if anyone touch my trouser immediately dey left ad one forgot his dirty palms slippers.



The second was still in Umuahia when Unknown gun men attacked State CID because my office is jus 4blocks to it so we slept at the office because of the attack the next day as we where leaving to go home there were dead bodies on the floor and police wey doing investigations on the scene so me brought out my phone as was snapping immediately one of the cops pulled and cocked his gun to my face and shouted GET DOWN!! IF YOU MOVE I SHOOT YOU!! I jus kept advancing towards him with courage and he was jus shifting backwards..their oga came to me as was like why was I snapping? I replied Oga you people are doing a great job and it's right for one to share the efforts you guys put in job to the world not every police is bad ad it's sad to see this things happening!
Immediately oga head swell and he jus hug me say bro pls gather enough evidence ad share!! Naso I snap. Vedio record join sef and he ask are you a journalist I said NO! My guy jus gave me ₦5000 say I beg buy data as spread this good news! I enter motor back give my colleague ₦2k den hold ₦3k

But one thing I've get to understand say courage is bae!! Person wey hold gun fear pass you wey no hold!! Jus stay smart!


Modified* if Dem shoot you no be me talk oo..play safe!