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correctbae:
There is a trending gist going round now, it is about a guy who Slapped his girlfriend for trying to fry 4 eggs for herself.

According to the post, she woke up to fry 4 eggs but he reduced, she got angry and poured it into the sink, he then Slapped her, she got vexed and left the house. He said it is extravagance and a stupid act, that it is the reason most ladies are single.

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Source: https://correct.com.ng/nigerian-guy-slaps-his-girlfriend-for-wanting-to-fry-four-eggs-for-herself-alone/

Poverty just destroyed your relationship. What is egg.. if she like let her eat all as long as she did not throw them away... The only two laws i have against ladies are
1 sleeping with another man.
2 comparing me with another man when i cant meet up some of her demands.
Egg is very cheap nah habaaaaaa.

Colourich:
My O My! this is the reason why am always sceptical about ordering things online, maybe except hairs.

I spent 50 $ dollars to order for a clothe last week and when it arrived .. i collected it and found out that it was a messed.. i threw it away in the bin.

MrCork:
...who?. Hisduchess or Onstelly?.. off course they need to bleach. .would u date DaKskin chicks?.. women need to be lightskin to be beauuuriful((real talk ))

Bleaching ladies smells like a rotten egg due the mixture of their bleaching cream.

MrCork:
...u don't u no who Hisduchess is? ... she one midget looking Beyansi wanna be from Enugu Nigeria. ..she claim she is a model in Anambra state who model traditional wears...can u imagine? ...anyways I advised her to bleach her skin to yellow & she has agreed

So you advised her to bleach away her sorrows ...

QueenSuccubus:
Tongue? Me, i like nude color..if u know what i mean...

MrCork:
...anyways...so wot kinda tongue do u wear & what color?

Mr Cor[s][/s]k... i hope your are not on duty ..

MrCork:
...is that wot yor new girlfriend looklike?

Ask Op ...

sarahade:
You are stupid op.
Mind your business

Is that your wife or your side chick op

QUESTION FOR THE DAY

You were chatting with her on facebook, you fell in love with her and finally you both decided to meet.

She got to the park and called you to come pick her up, on reaching there you saw her like this ���, what would you do Please be sincere...

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mimimile93:
you can't pin a man down with pregnancy.

The earlier y'all understand this.

Once a woman is pregnant for a man , the man will not be comfortable to marry or tell tales about his past actions.

Iron Gate Needed In Ebonyi State.

Please send sample and quotations.

OneCorner:
Lie Mohammed.
So u tink everyone is dumb to accept ur mumu story abi.
Front page ko, middle page ni

Learn or you continue to fool yourself. Some Nigerians are adamant to dangers until l they are caught in the web.

What shall we do in a case where a lady rapes a man www.questionnigeria.com

phemmyfour:
Not possible, how can the sperm travel down into the vjay

I dont know...but spam dont need to travel as mixture of the spam and ovulation period can do the magic.

Lala please move this to front page its very educative.. I will start washing my own used condom with hot water mixed with fuel and bleach oooo

Women Self . I fear them bad ...

It was a shock for John when they returned from a Night club in Lagos with his girlfriend and they decided to play a game.

John is a handsome and rich guy whom every lady wants to pin down in marriage by all means because of John's way of life. After they engaged themselves in an adult drama (okoso) ,John disposed the used condom in a trash bin at the corner of his bathroom and went to the kitchen to get some food eat in other to rebuild power lost during the OKOSO game.

When he came back he found out that his girlfriend has emptied the sperm inside the condom into her down below(Vagina /Kpekus) and he was furious and asked why she should do that and she replied without arguing that she want to have a baby with him

Please men be careful how you handles your used condom to avoid been an unwanted Baby Daddy .
https://yellownaira..com/2018/07/dispose-your-used-condom-properly-to.html

Evangelist Usulo .I. Michael of Victory Praise Chapel International has called on the Federal Government of Nigeria to build prisons in the 36 states of Federation with the Abacha's Loots (Recovered Money Stolen By the Late Head of states, General Sani Abacha) for looters to spend their remaining days of life. Evangelist Michael said that the prisons should be built for those who embezzles or loot public funds. The law should be strict to those who steals government funds and converts it to their personal use

Once they are arrested, they should be put in the prison under lawful captivity and these will serve as a warning for those planning to steal in the future.Looting government funds has crippled the economy of Nigeria thereby putting people in a mess in Nigeria where there is abundance of resources for everyone to live life like Kings and Queens.

Many Nigerians are outside the country due to the negative effects of treasury looters. Pastor Usulo Michael Stated.
https://yellownaira..com/2018/07/build-prisons-for-looter-with-abachas.html

HEseesall:
I had to open this account for anonymity
I'm in a dilemma, let me start like this, when i and my husband first got married we did a joint business that fetched us a huge amount of money, the aim was to build a house, when we got the money, he decided to use his' for his parents (i had no problem with that) then mine for what we wanted to use it for

Two weeks ago we had a major misunderstanding, it was soo intense to the extent that he told me to park out of the house, in the heat of things i told him that cannot be possible that the house is in my name, he was shocked, saying it is impossible we built it together that it's in his name, i had to remind him what happened then, he was furious saying it was wrong of me to use my name, that he cant believe he has been staying in a house that does not belong to him, he told his family what i did claming victim, then he packed out saying he wont come home till i change the name to his full name, i begged him to no avail, i dont even know how to tell my people, imagine if it was in his name, i and the kids would have been out of the house by now, he has requested for transfer from his office to another state cos of this, who does that?? He cant expect me to change it to his name.

Pls i need other advise to go about this, he is a good man but he feels his ego has been bruised, i need other options.


MODIFIED For those viewing this, i have made some clarifications down to page (1),

Dont change it. I am a man telling you this. The house is yours. He can go back to the village and live there. No form of intimidation should make you change it.
If you change it to his name, he will send you out of the house, If you leave it with your name he will have two options.
1. To send himself out of the house.
2. To calm down and live with you in peace.

I guessed you are holding him on the scrotum now. He will have no choice than to hands up.
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talkyou:
Where are those 30,000 policemen?

One was sported sleeping and snoring on duty. So i dont know where the rest are now..

Ekiti360:
The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has emerged victorious in polling unit 001, Afao in Irepodun-Ifelodun Local Government Area.

The polling unit situated at St. David Primary School is the unit of outgoing governor, Ayodele Fayose.

Sorting of votes started at 2 p.m. and this was followed shortly by counting.

At the end of the exercise, the PDP polled 304 votes while APC had 106.

See total results below:

PDP - 304
AD – 1

ADP – 1

PDC – 1

Pandel — 1

APC – 106

Source: http://kikiotolu.com/ekiti-2018-election-pdp-wins-fayoses-polling-unit/

Has Buhari casted his vote? Because he acted last week as if he was born and brought up in Ekiti State.

Ekiti360:
The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has emerged victorious in polling unit 001, Afao in Irepodun-Ifelodun Local Government Area.

The polling unit situated at St. David Primary School is the unit of outgoing governor, Ayodele Fayose.

Sorting of votes started at 2 p.m. and this was followed shortly by counting.

At the end of the exercise, the PDP polled 304 votes while APC had 106.

See total results below:

PDP - 304
AD – 1

ADP – 1

PDC – 1

Pandel — 1

APC – 106

Source: http://kikiotolu.com/ekiti-2018-election-pdp-wins-fayoses-polling-unit/

How can he use the left broken hand to vote.. Did he forget his acting script?.. ������

alfred3001:
the games speak for themself call, what'sapp or telegram the number below if interested

If Nairaland does not do something regarding this Bet Naija Guy before 3 Market days, I will take action by myself and the news will be on front page.. He wont let people to enjoy conversations on Nairaland.

No passport but still dey fight.. Cambodia is too soft on foreigners.. Nigerians can mess up from Grace to grass...

The Cambodian police has arrested 3 Nigerian men, UZOEZIE JOHN AMANDI, 39 years old, ANICHE CHIJIOKE CHIDUBEM, 43 years old, PASCAL CHIGBOGU, 40 years old, and a 32 year old Kiribati man, CHRISTOPHER​ OGOCHUKWU​, in PHNOM PENH the capital city of Cambodia for causing a public disturbance. They were fighting, shouting, and making enough noise that made the neighbors to call the police.

Subsequently, when police arrived on the scene and checked the four men's immigration documents, they discovered that two of the fighters did not have a passport.
1.Uzoezie John Amandi, 40-year-old Nigerian male with a passport, visa expires December 2018.

2.Aniche Chijioke, male 45-year-old Nigerian, does not have a passport.

3. Pascal Chigbogu, a 41-year-old male from Nigeria, does not have a passport.

4.Christopher Ogochukwu, 33 year-old male KIRIBATI, has a passport, visa expires in January 2019.
All of them were taken to the Immigration Department for appropriate legal action.
https://yellownaira..com/2018/07/3-nigerians-and-1-kiribatian-arresting.html

The Cambodian police has arrested 3 Nigerian men, UZOEZIE JOHN AMANDI, 39 years old, ANICHE CHIJIOKE CHIDUBEM, 43 years old, PASCAL CHIGBOGU, 40 years old, and a 32 year old Kiribati man, CHRISTOPHER​ OGOCHUKWU​, in PHNOM PENH the capital city of Cambodia for causing a public disturbance. They were fighting, shouting, and making enough noise that made the neighbors to call the police.

Subsequently, when police arrived on the scene and checked the four men's immigration documents, they discovered that two of the fighters did not have a passport.
1.Uzoezie John Amandi, 40-year-old Nigerian male with a passport, visa expires December 2018.

2.Aniche Chijioke, male 45-year-old Nigerian, does not have a passport.

3. Pascal Chigbogu, a 41-year-old male from Nigeria, does not have a passport.

4.Christopher Ogochukwu, 33 year-old male KIRIBATI, has a passport, visa expires in January 2019.
All of them were taken to the Immigration Department for appropriate legal action.
https://yellownaira..com/2018/07/3-nigerians-and-1-kiribatian-arresting.html

More Updates will follow on www.Yellownaira..com

Please Report , Violence, Intimidation and Frauds on Ekiti Governorship Election 2018 so that people will know what is happening around Ekiti State. Please say the truth only and don't fabricate story that would tarnish any party.......God bless Nigeria,Good bless Ekiti State.

This will help to save lives and properties in case of uncertainties . Everyone should demonstrate an act of love and maturity during the voting exercise in Ekiti State. Ekiti State State Decides Today 14th July,2018.

SEX, LOVE AND VIRGINITY!!!

A lot of girls complain that guys walk away from them simply because,they refused giving them sex,some are even tempted to give away their virginity just to keep the guys�

- Let_me_be_very_blunt_here...�
Virginity may not be the real reason why the guys go away, yes, no doubt, there are several guys who want sex, and if they don't get it, they walk away...�

The problem may not be the virginity or the sex...�

The story of the Ten virgins in the Bible reveals that both the wise and the foolish were virgins; the other Five were not allowed seeing the bridegroom not because they were virgins or because they lost their virginity...

NO! But because they were foolish and they were called foolish because they had no EXTRA_OIL �. And the EXTRA OIL here is CHARACTER!�

Most girls do not have extra oil to sustain any relationship, while many brag about their virginity, that's all they have to offer. �

Aside your virginity, what do you have to offer to a man?

- Can you support him spiritually?
- Can you support him physically?
- How about mentally?

All you do is demand money for bag �, shoes��, clothes ���, and outing, making him spend unnecessarily.

Have you ever sit him down, and you help him plan about his future?�

Has he ever seen you as someone he can confide in?�

How many times has he come being in a state of dilemma seeking advice from you?�

Rather than jumping from one club to another. ��

And for the virgins, they forget that virginity ends after the wedding, but EXTRA OIL continues...

Yes... Nobody is perfect...
We all have our bad sides...

BUT...

Try to be a woman that a man will always regret losing for the rest of his life...

Be that woman that your man can never afford to lose to another man �.

Build your man to your taste...
And stop looking for a ready made husband ���.

* Force yourself on that rich dude that you didn't work with to achieve what he has...,
And hear the story of your life from him one day ���.
- Did You Work With me to achieve all I've got?
- Ever since you've entered this house... What has added to what you met?

* Note:
- There's just nothing as best as building up your man yourself.
- And you will forever earn his respect ✌✌✌.

I hope this piece of advice is useful to all singles and married?
http://www.jesuscallers.com/2018/07/sex-love-extra-oil-and-virginity-by.html

Sharpbobo:
GIST FROM WAKABOBO.COM


A Nigerian soldier deployed to fight Boko Haram insurgents that has threatened the sovereignty of the nation, has accused SARS of torturing his cousin to death while he was out fighting for the peace of the nation.

In his tweets @jassjegs, the SARS officers who arrested his cousin alleged that he was a yahoo boy, only to change the story by accusing the deceased of a being a cultist. However after the mother of the deceased couldn’t pay the 60K bail for the release of her child, the soldier alleged that his cousin was tortured to death.

He tweeted;

While I was busy fighting for the peace of my country #SARS were busy torturing my cousin till Death. Got a shocking news entering into town now. I think am done with this country.

According to what I heard. They were picked up at about 8:20pm by #SARS took them to custody that they are yahoo boys later said they are cult members tortured the hell out of them asking till the next day. His mother went to the station they ask her to go bring 60K to bail

Just my Cousin she cried telling them she’s just a bean cake seller she don’t have such money in her position they pushed her out and threatened to lock her up when next she comes in without the Money. She left. Call several family members to tell them what is

Happening before she could reach out to those who will raise such money for her was the third day. They’ve already handed over my Cousin to Anti cultism they tortured them till my cousin gave up because he’s hypertensive. Well I rest my case here.

What are we really fighting for? When the lifes of our loved ones at home isn’t safe. #mood

Culled from>>>>https://wakabobo.com/sars-tortured-my-cousin-to-death-while-i-was-busy-fighting-for-nigerias-peace/

Start your war with Sars , They are the main insurgents ... Dont come here to complain . You already have gun and bullets with you... You are covered by the blood of Brutai .. Carry go...

Angelanest:
A chieftain of the of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Bayelsa state, Chief Lionel Jonathan-Omo, is dead after falling from the balcony of his country home in Nembe Local Government. He passed away earlier today from injuries he sustained from the accident.

According to reports, the APC chieftain was said to have been relaxing on his balcony at Beleu-pogo in Ogbolomabiri when he suddenly felt dizzy before falling off the two-storey building.

He broke his limbs after the fall and was rushed to a private hospital in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, for the treatment of the injuries he sustained, but never survived the surgery conducted by a team of doctors.

Until his death, Chief Jonathan-Omo was the Founder of Achievers Farms, Igbogene-Yenagoa, he was a respected chief of Nembe kingdom in Nembe Local Government Area of Bayelsa state, and was the Deputy Campaign Director of ex-Governor Timipre Sylva’s campaign organisation during the 2015-2016 governorship election, a one-time state Commissioner for Environment and running mate to Chief Francis Doukpola during the 1999 governorship campaign on the platform of the All Peoples Party (APP).

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/07/chief-lionel-jonthan-omo-dies-after-falling-from-balcony-in-bayelsa.html

I hope he did not fall off untop of a woman.. I wonder what type of balcony without railings...

Where is the joy, where is the stick?