SolexxBarry:
may my ex gf be like dis ijn

Look at the kind of prayer you're using Jesus name on..

TeamSimple:
See all her ribs out,just because she wants to hold enough breath just to show us flat tommy.

Its a lie, you can't hold breath and be smiling...Haba!

Threedots:
No member of your family shall die in the remaining part of this year,,,,,,,,,,,,,,click like for an Amen

AMEN!!!

IdisuleOurOwn:
Happy posthumous birthday.

Meanwhile, the Biafra you fought for and was defeated and which you ran away has been revived by one cone-head, albino burukutu sipping bastttard, who is currently languishing in DSS detention facility right now.

The people you left behind are Cowards and empty chest beaters. They only rant on social media and pages of newspapers.
His (Kanu) gullible followers have inherent animosity towards any group who didn't support their ideology.


They tend to be tyrannical and parasitical.

You are a coward

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Walahi...I'm short of words. Haba!! Innocent child hmm

axortedbabe:
So Annie new trend nw na to dey carry this smallie dey waka 'bout

O mehn, see someone taking pills on another person's sickness haba.

Richiy:
Very true...and they are so many on this Nairaland. Worse is that they are very easy to spot. When you are half baked, it is very visible in everything you do.

If you are one, tell yourself the truth and start developing yourself. It is not too late.

I am one.....can you develop me?

Zeedarh:
Rotimi: You see those people over there?

Saraki: Yes.

Rotimi. You see them well well abi?

Saraki: Yes nah.

Rotimi: They get sense pass you

Hahahaha......walahi, I can't remember when I laughed like this last!

That of Borno and Ogun thouh

RedCard1:
It was about 10:09 that I decided to go to Diamond Bank Nkpolu/Mile 3 branch along Ikwerre Road in Port Harcourt for the processing of my Bank Verification Number, BVN. The bank isn't far from RSUST round about. I left for the Bank with my good neighbour who I convinced to opening an account with the bank for his wife, so his wife came along with us.
We got there at about 10:40. The BVN took less than 20minutes so, by 11:00 we would have been on our way home but for the que on the exit door. So we waited for 5minutes, it was 11:05 now.
My neighbour's wife was out already and my neighbour was in the exit door (abi na room) set to go while I was still standing. All of a sudden, we heard gun shots but it didn't shake us until it kept sounding. Over 200 people (staff included) inside the bank started shivering. People started recieving calls from outside that armed robbers were around. I got close to the window, opened the curtain a bit just to get a glance at what was happening outside of the bank but I couldn't see anything beyond the bank premises. I only saw customers hiding behind themselves outside the bank. The gun kept making the scary noise. At this point, my heart started boiling, I began to think of my mother, siblings, friends and other beloved ones. My neighbour was stuck in the exit door as the door power was switched off cos the order was no going out or coming in. We ran into different rooms. Some women started crying. An old man (supposedly in his 70s) started rolling on the floor. The bank staff started calling police men but police didn't come despite the fact that a police station was just at UST junction not far from the bank. 14minutes later, there was great silence in the area. That was when a staff got a call and was told that the robbers had gone but they didn't still allow movement in the bank. People started coming out of several rooms in great numbers. We started complaining that we wanted to go. After sometime, a staff (don't know if it was the manager) started ordering everybody to stop filling forms and withdrawal/deposit slips. He said the bank had stopped operation for the day. Now the door was open, we rushed out and saw police men checking on a green colour 4runner jeep parked directly opposite the bank. That was when we discovered that robbers had attacked a man and took over 1million Naira from him. The robbers didn't come for the bank. I'm glad I'm resting at home now. As I no die today eh, I no fit die again.

When you hear a gun shot(s) just pin down, take a proper cover....so far you're still hearing the sound means is not for you. Happy survival though!

anonimi:
Misplaced priority by an Akotileta prodigal son just like Okorocha who is building a school for IDPs in Adamawa while many children in their states are out of school or in dilapidated classrooms with demotivated & inadequate teachers. This means UNEMPLOYMENT for youths who should be hired as

- teachers
- school administrators, janitors, lab attendants, librarians etc
- construction engineers etc
- maintenance engineers etc

When shall we wise up and deal with the basics, abi charity no longer begins at home ni



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That's one thing like Rotimi Amaechi with, he made sure the schools in his state were in order. Yes, I saw some of them!

ISpiksDaTroof:

Why can't you clowns accept the fact that nobody truly likes your clown? Stop forcing this ugly joke down our throats.

You make more sense when you're not saying anything!

Sugarhugs:
I can't date talk less about marrying a ugly dude!

If I hear

Story for the gods!

Jollyjoy:
Is that gurl smoking

No.....she's brushing her teeth!

PapaNnamdi:
When labour market romance ur head, d remaining one for back go disappear

frank317:
Lol... The Christian God will always have a reason for not answering prayers. No wonder his children are always wretched and his prophets chose to defraud members, talking about taking it by force.
Admit it,if this God exists he is plain wicked and heartless. He has so many fixing to do. There are so many Christan denominations and everyone thinks he is getting it right.
The OP is only making assumptions about God the supposedly creator if the universe.... Is this some kind of joke? Most people who are comfortable in life do not bother relating with your God. Me thinks worshiping his God is just an unnecessary bondage.

The only rule about having high probability of makinf it in life is 'work hard and think smart'. Waiting for a sky daddy who behaves like a little kid will not help u. What sort of God created so many rules before giving his living children. They must beg beg beg and beg... Lol @ it could be God wants to give u more than what u are asking for. Oooboy see reason for not answering prayer... And people accept this shiiiit?

Sorry! For you know not what you are doing.....may God forgive you and give you understanding!

ststyreal:

I tire oooo, my fellow Nl. This her follow follow don too much. Abi Edo state no get commissioner for women affairs make them put her through her job. This her my husband my husband waka about don dey too much abeg. No hatred cum jealousy, just expressing my observation.

What GOD has joined together let no man put asunder....I have said my own!

2rez:


Seriously u unraveled what i got on my mind. Shey na so he dey take hin late wife waka about to display? Hmn, there's something fishy. Just saying though before una crucify me...

I don't think that supposed to be anyone's headache!

gebest:
why did govr rauf aregbesola go and squize himself to sit close to LARA, guess he want to tap current.

Who no like better thing...

walemoney007:
Am not sorry to say this,Nigeria is a useless country

I object to your motion; Nigeria is not useless, rather we have inborn corrupt leaders!

psychologist:
Now the real life begins



May God favour you in all ur endeavors.. ...

Amen!!!

[color=#006600][/color]The lady hand though, I hope its what I'm thinking