₦airaland Forum

tonio2wo:
Nna mehn! The small teams are giving the big ones a good run for their money this beginning of epl season.

modsfucker:
Go to Bayero University Kano, I doubt if you would be able to graduate with a 2:2....

We saw your likes who came to Northern schools thinking they would find studies easier but manahe to graduate with passes.

Grades are acquired throuhj cultists threats to lecturers and Mr. Lecturer style in the east.

Besides, who sang Mr. Lecturer song?

SickBuhari:
This is an outdated Rolls Royce

AfonjaStinks:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life

Who do you want to give headies award to ?? Tekno ?? Headies award is meant for non talented noise making kids like Lil Kesh, Small Doctor Reekado Banks and Koredo Bello

Tekno has songs more than Reekado, Lil kesh, tiwa savage, Koredo bello put together

And all his songs are hits

This is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life

Alleluia was a hit

Holiday was a hit

Duro was a hit

Wash was a hit

Dance was a hit

Pana was a hit

Tender was a hit

Diana was a hit

Rara was a hit

Can someone mention any artist that has had hit songs back to back ?? All his songs are hits

What an insult ??

*Spits on headies award


I hate the award too but tecno lyrics makes sense to u ba?? All the ur beauty make me to realise say nepa don bring light or I get big cassava.......the baba dey sing wack lyrics Na d BEATS they help am like most of our artist

alBHAGDADI:
OP, you beat me to opening this post.

I noticed that few months ago. Every time a character says the word God, they mute that part. Even when there is a subtitle, the word God gets blurred.

Can someone tell me what they find offensive about the word God? They censor a word that doesn't harm the viewing of majority on earth, yet they show movies and music videos with half naked girls shaking their butt and making you feel like it's right in front of you.

This same hypocrites didn't censor the name of a Greek goddess called Athena when they showed Hercules yesterday.

Elchappo:
A bottle of beer on lekki is #500 whereas a bottle at ajah sells for 250-300 naira...

angelTI:
Nice one.

No offense and disrespect but one is finer than the other

afanide:
RIP to him.....

It is not our portion in Jesus Name o.....




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priceaction:
GLO WILL STILL GIVE US A VERY FAIR DATA PRICE, ONLY HI-TECH THIEVES LIKE MTN, AIRTEL WILL QUICKLY OBLIGE AND AUTOMATICALLY CHARGE NEW RATES FROM 30TH, OF NOVEMBER. If you want to subscribe, you better do it today, waiting for 31st is a disaster because i know it will be more than the new rates again JUST LIKE WHAT DSTV DID. VERY SOON, YOU WILL SEE THEY WILL MAKE HUGE MONEY FROM IT AGAIN LIKE ........ they will say "if you want government to stop the extra charge" TEXT 5050 to 3322 for 50 naira and many mumu will follow send.
Besides, government is borrowing trillions outside, tasking us dry within. Do these people want to let amadioha bury their children alive?

Warship:
Sometimes you talk without deep research and reasoning.

One reason we lost the war, was because no one knew how to build ammunitions technology

If the Biafrans, knew how to produced bullets and shells, the money they spent importing one bullet, would have been used to produce 100 local bullets/shells.

The capacity to produced 100 local bullets/shell for one foreign bullet/shell, would have meant more bullets/shells for Biafra troops.

So the technology that we lacked that rendered Biafra weak is the bullet/shell technology and also jet engine technology

Till today, bullet/shell technology and jet engine technology are yet to be developed.

eyeview:
Am not a fan of PDP nor GEJ but you people has been brainwashed so much into believing that Nigeria is coming out from an apocalypse. Where is Nigeria coming from,really? In actual fact,we are coming from
1,being the 3rd fastest growing economy in the world to not even making the 1st 15 growing economies in africa!
2,From being an investment destination to sliding into the worse recession since 1991
3,From N202 to a dollar to N360-N400 to a dollar(first in the history of the naira)
4,From an electricity tarriff of N12.30 to N21.40 per unit of consumption
5,From N87/litre of fuel to N145/litre(first in the history of fuel pricing,despite the fall in the price of crude)
6,From a maximum of 1week fuel scarcity to an unprecedented 4months uninterrupted fuel scarcity(first in history)
7,From around 5,000megawatts to 0megawatts in electricity power generation(first in history)
8,Even tomato is now 4 for N1000(first in the history of tomato since creation)

The list is endless.
And you are here referring to 'where we are coming from?'
Son,you need to go wash your brain off zombeism and go learn the act of thinking objectively for yourself.

Now,to educate you a bit on the art and science of management. When a new manager takes over the saddle of leadership,the predecessor's 'poor achievements' automatically becomes his benchmark. His work from day one is to grow all the indices left behind by the former. Eg,if GEJ was hovering around 5000 megawatts,its expected that Buhari starts to build from there to 6000 to 7000 megawatts upwards, but instead it went down to 0.
Son,you don't grow like that. I wish you and many others to remove the cloak of tribalism,nepotism and look at issues from a more objective manner and you will realize that this govt has scored less than 8% as a govt. And since govt is assessed based on a 4year cumulative result,he needs to perform exceptionally well in the next 3years to wipe off the poor ratings of the first quarter because this poor outing of year1 will still add to his cumulative scorecard. I hope you understand cos I've done my best to make it as elementary as I can

Uduak2019:
Typical Yoruba...SMH