₦airaland Forum

sapeleboi:
why bringing her to the world

God gave him.

Foolish Africans!

daddytime:
Haha hahaha....na him modus operandi be DAT o

E get some offices for Abuja, even if you tell Fash say make e follow you go collect 1 billion there, e no go free because e din sheet for everywhere.

Heavy job man o

I swear you know this guy well.

KAI!

daddytime:
Lol...na guy man na...

Na advertising and trap e dey set with this announcement so.

I live in Gwarinpa but frequent Sun city.

You really know this guy!

I have known him for years and we were very close until i advised myself and ended the friendship! The Guy Dey lie for Africa. If you doubt ask Abigail his Ex-Wife. IF she tell you story, you go run comot for road when you see FASH.

Very Soon We go hear say him don go one remote village to go discover grass-root talents. He go tell them say make them come Abuja for 1st trial and after then, he go promise them Europe Trial, the moment the IDIOTS pay him money, John Fash Go begin use convoy.

Them go apply for Visa, it will be DENIED AND THAT IS THE END!

Abi make we talk about him Land Scams!

In a sane country, Fash suppose dey Jail dey roast. The guy na confirm THIEF

Hedonini:
Don't mind the bloody liar. This Fashanu of a man has serious mental or it is psychological issues. If we open him yansh for all the kobo kobo scheming wey he dey run for Abuja, e go be like say we wicked.

N5m a month indeed.

MY PEOPLE!

Its only those who don't know Fash Personally that listens when he talks.

Selling Lands with Fake AMAC papers In Abuja is his handiwork. Should i talk about his Football Academy and Europe Trial Scams?

Big Fash should just keep Quiet!

daddytime:
Can you imagine?

No wonder Fashanu prefer to stay Niger dey ball because of exchange rate.

No be everything wey comot from the guy mouth I dey take sha...

I sabi am wella

YOU REALLY KNOW THIS GUY. I PERSONALLY DON'T TAKE HIM SERIOUS.

DO YOU LIVE IN SUNCITY?

We are yet to launch our 5G (GPRS) here though.




BTW, the iPhone will always stand out.

ASUU! DO THE RIGHT THING.

SENTIMENTS ASIDE, IPPIS IS WORTH IT.

IF YOU HAVE NO SKELETONS IN YOUR CUPBOARDS, THEN STOP WAILING.

ASUU IS AN INDEPENDENT BODY MY FOOT.

MOST NIGERIAN LECTURERS ARE THIEVES!

POOP!

Free, hash, appealing to flies and roaches, lasts longer.


Instead of visiting a mall and speaking to a consultant, you are seeking public opinion. Or should I say, advertising the brands you had patronised and giving us a value so we can imagine your net worth.

Stop unnecessary competition! Either consciously or unconsciously.





Someone somewhere will read the op's post and feel like life has been so unfair to him or her. She might say to herself "I am looking for 2000 Naira to feed, but someone is here spending 4000 Naira on Perfumes". My Dear, do not give in to undue pressure. Most of these adverts are for bragging rights. Cheer up! You will smile soon.

Incompetent and Thieving Staffs.

AwkaetitiBabe:
If you ain't frustrated, you'll know that line is the new joke in town. Guy go roast for he'll and allow us see road.

A new joke indeed!

Whatever made you drop that lame text you call a joke is genetic. It flows in your bood-line.

I guess that "joke" was scripted by slumrags living in the slums where you were born, bred and currently residing?

Overused Sanitary napkin

AwkaetitiBabe:
Guys hustle ooooo, make girl no tell you say she want break only to catch am dey chop chicken with another man the next day

Did this simpleton read the OP's Message at all?


Attention Seeking Bole.

Hierarchiey:
My Girlfriend's Vagina Has Been Sending A Sensation Of Electric Shock Through My Hand. What Is This?

Lately while fingering my girlfriend vaginally, I have been experiencing a sensation much like an electric shock. It is not pleasureable for me, but she doesn't seem to notice. My finger actually become numb from the sensation. After a few instances of this, I realized that when I insert two fingers in addition to her vagina, the 'shock' is still the same. What could this sensation be? Am I hitting some sort of nerve ending?

Your fingers are going through early stages of vaginaparalysis.

It's a very rare biological reaction triggered by your neurotransmitters to obstruct blood flow in the fingers.

Record shows these case exist in 1 out every 500,000,000 people on Earth. So it's a very rare occurrence.

Scientist are working so hard to find a cure or permanent solution to this problem.

It's also Worth knowing that everyone who had experienced these strange symptoms, died with wrinkled skin and vitiligo.

I suggest you visit the nearest hospital for proper medical diagnosis and treatment.

You don't need to say it Wizkid.


It is evident in Tiwa Savages life.

God destroyed her marriage so you can give her 1 litre of whatever.

Did I forget your sperm donation spree?


He is a wonderful God, Amen!

Praise God!

After Hitting the Market, what next?

As usual, they disappear into thin air.

Where is lake Rice?


Where is the rice pyramid?


Nigerian Lies!

Politics in Africa!

Bunch of Sycophantic retards.

AwkaetitiBabe:
You too

cerdo feo con genitales malolientes.

Undigested Cabin biscuit

AwkaetitiBabe:
African Man and Woman then. Don't blame one gender instead blame both.

I can see you quote people for fun even without reading their post.

Woman, read the previous post and stop being an amateur Feminist!

Above all, HAVE SENSE!

AwkaetitiBabe:
African Man too! What the heck stops him from withdrawing? If you too broke to afford family planning, withdraw. Simply keep a rag close by for d business, doesn't make d kini less romantic.

Is Marriage about the man alone?

Where is it written that the man determines the number of children produced in a marital union?

Where is it written that whenever a man deposits his semen, it should be fertilized?

This is 2019 for crying out loud!

Is the woman not a human being?

Was she stripped off her brains when she got married?

Who carries the pregnancy?

Who looses blood?

Who becomes useless when the man dies or suddenly becomes irresponsible?


If you know your husband can only afford 1 square meal, while birthing many kids for him?

What happens to walking into a hospital and sign up for family planning?

Even if both of you had greed to family planning, is it your husband that takes the shot?

Stop being emotionally guided. Use your brains!

Prostitutes don't get pregnant for every clients that patronises them. If a prostitute can insist on using protection before intercourse, then I see no reason why a married woman cannot do same.

Have sense AFRICAN WOMAN!

IT WILL NOT KILL YOU!

HAVE SENSE IN JESUS NAME!

HAVE SENSE IN MARYS NAME!

HAVE SENSE IN EZEMUOS NAME!

HAVE SENSE IN SATANS NAME!


ABOVE ALL, PLEASE HAVE SENSE!

Just take a look at the number of people asking those criminals to "Show them the way".

That alone explains why Africa will continue to remain underdeveloped.

A continent that celebrate fraudsters.

A people who condemn corruption because they haven't been given an opportunity to "Fish in same River".

A man has openly confessed that he compromised a network providers credit and data infrastructure, but instead of receiving backslashes and condemnation, you are asking him to "Show you the way". Yet you scream "BUHARI" at the slightest frustration.

Terrible lots!

WHY 8 CHILDREN?

Would you say it is God that gave you those kids?

Irresponsible Parents!

Contraception is the responsibility of both Adults. If the man refuses to use a condom, go an buy postinor Madam.

That man is FRUSTRATED!

SO TIRED OF SEEING THIS KIND OF NEWS GRACE FRONT-PAGE.

IT IS YOUR NATURAL CONFIGURATION TO BIRTH CHILDREN AS LONG AS YOU ARE FERTILE AND HAVE A FUNCTIONAL PENIS AT YOUR DISPOSAL.

AFRICAN WOMAN WAKE-UP!

ednut1:
she was deported from usa for various felonies. She is a lunatic

She is also a very good investigative journalist. Lets concentrate on that.

If only you understand what she does, you will appreciate her.

She is always the first to break the news no matter how sensitive it is. Even if her reports mostly turns out to be half truth, there is always an IOTA of truth in her reportage.

In fact, it is Kemi's reports that brings out the truth. Because it causes panic in the camp of the concerned and also brings the searchlight to their domain.

Beautiful Woman! One of Nigeria's Finest.

If it were a sane clime, this woman would have been recognized for her hardwork and positive contributions to journalism and Nation building.

But, welcome to Nigeria where mediocrity is celebrated.

YOU WANTED TO HELP HER START HER LIFE AND THEN YOU BOUGHT HER A CAR.

A LIABILITY!

WHAT ABOUT FUELING THE CAR?

WHAT ABOUT MAINTENANCE COSTS?


NIGERIANS AND MEDIOCRITY!

SAME FORMAT THE ELITES ALWAYS USE ON THE POOR.


WHY NOT ESTABLISH ANOTHER SOURCE OF INCOME FOR HER SO SHE CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE AND ONE DAY GROW ABOVE YOUR PAYROLL?


OF-COURSE NOT, SHE IS A VALIDATION OF YOUR FINANCIAL AND SOCIAL STATUS (I HAVE A P-A CREW) AND YOU MUST ENSURE SHE IT CONTINUES THAT WAY.


ANYWAYS, LETS CELEBRATE MEDIOCRITY AS USUAL.

CHEERS!

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The world have never known peace since Women were Made!

You are very lucky my friend. Indeed very lucky!

I pray you leave there alive.


I have traveled round the 6 geopolitical zones and I can tell you for sure that you have been declared a Kafir.

The north never forgets.