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RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Thanks Her Husband For Marrying Her Even After She Cheated On Him by KingSatan: 9:51am On Feb 10, 2020
She finally found a simpleton to manipulate.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Father Disgraces Pastor For Trying To Sleep With His Daughter (Video) by KingSatan:
juman:
Slept with wife and trying to sleep with the daughter.

Pentecostal pastors are largely like that.
You know them too well.


Do a research on Ernest Agortey of PH. That man had a prayer session Called "Sperm deliverance".

And women paid for hotel rooms so he can deliver them with his holy sperm.

I wonder why they loose their minds when they attend church.

The con man ran away from PH leaving the church for his younger brother. He ran to Benin and then Texas where he is based.

Or is it Prophet David Prayer of PH who later ran to South Africa, Love Judah of Owerri who ran away to the USA or Imoh Joshua of Owerri?

These are con men who find pleasure defiling young and married women.

They have this funny names like;

* praise Sunday

*Blessing Power

* Love Judah

* Eagle Prayer

* Sign Fireman

* Thunder Prayerman

* Destroyer Moses

* Good name Bullet etc

I think those names are old.fashioned now. They no longer change their birth names. They just add an alias like;

* Killer 1

* Seer 1

* Eagle 1

* OnyeNtope 1

* Father Father 1

* Major 1

* Eagle Prophet

* Fire 1

* Destroyer 1

* Forensic Mafia

* Onyokometer 1

* Godfather 1

If you are a counselor, psychologist or medical doctor you will attest to the fact that what i am saying is true.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Father Disgraces Pastor For Trying To Sleep With His Daughter (Video) by KingSatan:
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What pastors have done to most Christan marriages, only Nature can tell.


What do you expect when women exalt and reverence their pastor more than their husbands.

Go to any religious gathering, you will discover that 90% of their members are women.

Most men who go bragging about their wives faithfulness have not seen their pastors in action. Those con men have defiled your marriage long time ago. Most especially these young thieves parading as prophets.

They sleep with mother, daughter and relatives.

If women open their mouths and tell you what pastors have done to them, your ears will tingle. If not for societal limitations, most pastors would be serving jail terms.
EventsRe: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by KingSatan: 5:32pm On Feb 09, 2020
GenBuhari:
Then let them do this type no frills church wedding on morning of traditional wedding which would double as the reception, which can be done according to pocket even if it means take away packs.
Exactly!

But they won't listen.

We haven't talked about those who see wedding ceremonies as a competition.

Or those who borrow for their weddings just to show off believing that they will recoup from gifts and donations?
EventsRe: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by KingSatan: 5:30pm On Feb 09, 2020
midnighter:
I dont understand; is it wedding youre talking about or marriage?

Their weddings may be simple, but their marriages clearly arent otherwise we wouldnt be seeing all that we are seeing.
Sorry for the misconceptions.

They call theirs Nikah.

It's the traditional marriage ceremony.
EventsRe: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by KingSatan: 5:22pm On Feb 09, 2020
Correcto:
It is a clear sociocultural/religious issue
Exactly my friend.

I am not saying Northerners don't have a problem. Ofcoure they do.

Infact, their Problems poses a huge threat to our economy and sovereinity.

But for Marriage, they are still doing well.

And that because the elites know the direct impact that flamboyant weddings and cultural modifications will have on marriages and their baby breeding political agenda.
EventsRe: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by KingSatan: 5:19pm On Feb 09, 2020
GenBuhari:
If you done your traditional you are fully wedded, church wedding is optional.
Tell that to the average Nigerian who is lost to religious dogmas and societal pressure.
EventsRe: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by KingSatan: 5:18pm On Feb 09, 2020
Correcto:
That is why Northerners are breeding terrorists and bandits in excess
That's another topic for another day.

The massive breeding of children is political.

That is a fact.
EventsRe: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by KingSatan: 5:16pm On Feb 09, 2020
Khalidase83:
Pls don't make such assumptions. I'm from Edo State(SS), the guy who married my immediate younger sister(only girl in a family of 7), spent appropriately #160k for everything.
Congratulations and may Nature favour your family. Please do not stop being fair to the young men of this days.

Maybe I generalized but the truth remains that a vast number of families in those region I quoted are guilty of this sin.
EventsRe: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by KingSatan: 5:15pm On Feb 09, 2020
SoNature:
Rubbish
Hypocritical Dimwit.

Prove why my write-up is rubbish.
RomanceRe: 14 Valentine Present Ideas For Introverts by KingSatan: 5:12pm On Feb 09, 2020
PopeFlatino:
Guys beware of gambling please.

Just on Thursday I lost up to 36k for virtual,,I came online from Friday pleading for any bettor to send me booking number to play and try luck from someone's hand since my booked games for big money dey cut easily lately.

I played up to 12 sent games...Roma took half on Friday night,on Saturday the rest crippled.

I withdrew #4k to stake heavy on coupons yesterday,Schalke 04 of Germany uselessed d first set against a poorly placed Padaborn,then Dutch Eredivisie finished up the fuckup.

Today I booked and booked,I even divided and spread games for almost 11 coupons not Knowing Napoli appeared in 9 of them .

Lo and behold ,The inform Napoli that defeated Juve,Lazio and Sampdoria consecutively is loosing to a relegation threatened Lecce whom has lost 8 of their last 9 matches undecided imagine..Na only one ticket of #5k remain my hand and d games never go self.

Within 2weeks,Juve Lazio,Atlanta,Roma, Schalke,Bvb,Madrid,Barca,Man city,Ajax have all suffered upsets from big odds..Yet
Una go tell me say this guy's are not cashing in from Match fixing.

The truth will always be investigated in years to come but as for now thunder fire bet9ja undecided..I still go see people we dey come cashout on Monday,but wetin Dem dey play self
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FRUSTRATION MY SON!

YOU NEED TO SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST.
EventsRe: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by KingSatan: 4:55pm On Feb 09, 2020
Farki:
The news about Northern women that murder their husbands seems to go against this.

A woman with little education or independence will try to stay married for the simple fact that she will starve without a husband. What else do you expect from people who force children into marriage.

The stuff you typed about ritualists is just wrong.
Humans are extremists but this is where culture, education and civilization plays a big role.

The woman without "Formal" education stays married because she has been groomed and tutored from a young age about the institution of Marriage. She knows her fate from a young age and has been trained by her parents and community on her to get married and stay married.

For women stabbing their husbands, sometimes it's due to forced marriage or loveless marriages. I have also seen one as a result of jealousy. The woman knows that in islam, the man can marry more than one wife. But she felt she has him all to herself. So when she discovered that he was habouring thoughts of bringing another wife, she confronted him and during that process, she stabbed him. This scenario can happen anywhere mind you. No woman wants to share her man.


For the marriage to cultists, Yahoo boys, kidnappers etc.

Please read up about DON WANNY AND HIS BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.

ALSO READ UP ABOUT EMONEY THE KIDNAPPER WHO WAS KILLED AND HIS WEDDING CARDS DISCOVERED IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR.
EventsRe: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by KingSatan: 4:54pm On Feb 09, 2020
Ewedegubbler:
Shut up you accursed son of a pig.. are those afonja muslim skull miners we see on the news daily not married to your dirty sisters ?
Keep your tribal bigotry, extreme stupidity, nauseating hypocrisy, pitiable genetic neurological disorder to your accursed family who never taught you morals.

Retarrded Imbeclle
EventsRe: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by KingSatan:
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pode:
I love this, I wish my partner will agree with me on this kind of wedding
If she is from the South South, South West and South East and her only proof of education is a university degree, please forget it.


The way those regions are going about marriage and marital rites, I fear for the future.


Just as Imo State, most especially Owerri ladies are living with a stereotype now.

You see their ladies, old and unmarried. Better still, they switch to cohabition. All because of cultural modifications.

Parents see their female children as goods to be sold to the highest bidder.

Ever wonder why parents in those regions give their children out to ritualists (Don wanny the militant), kidnappers (Evans the kidnapper), armed robbers (EMONEY the armed robber) without hesitation?

You cannot find that in the North.

PS I am not a Northerner but living with them for over a decade, I see that they have utmost respect for their marital institution.

Aboki can marry without having so much money. As long as he has a verifiable means of income.

On the day of Nikah, the bride's parents will settle her according to their financial strength. The Nikah is all about the young lady. Infact most of the expenses are footed by her parents. They celebrate her for finding a man and settle her to go build her family.

The most annoying thing is couples living separately and still making reference to their union as "fiancee's" despite being married traditionally.

This is very bad and condemnable
PetsRe: Is It A Crime To Keep A Female Dog by KingSatan: 10:49am On Feb 08, 2020
Eveezy:
Actually some people still keep female dogs, I kept two, just that they should not be left to roam the streets
You were just lucky my son.

You were lucky that no one blew your cover.

If someone had hated you or your dog, he will tell the youth of that community and they will walk to your house chanting war songs and demand you kill the dogs.

You were lucky
PetsRe: Is It A Crime To Keep A Female Dog by KingSatan: 10:48am On Feb 08, 2020
Inyijud:
It Is a cultural belief that one of their ancestors was undone by his female dog. He was their chief an it ultimately led to his death.
The enforcement is so severe that if you are found to own a female dog the youths will match to your compound and demand that you kill your dog and hand it over or in some places they'll just kill the poor animal.some would give you notice of a few days while some other places would jump on you.
More info about this ......

Check
#vannimastiffs on IG
This is same bullshit they give as excuse for their daily display of gross ignorance.

From rumuokwuta to rukpoku, rumuolumeni, rumuokpakani etc

Same Story .


A king was betrayed by his female dog who led the killers to where he was hiding.

What nonsense!


Rivers State is cursed. A very bad place to raise children and live a happy life.
CelebritiesRe: In 2020 My Attention Is Very Expensive - Tonto Dikeh Shares New Pictures by KingSatan: 10:40am On Feb 08, 2020
AIT SEEMS SHE FORGOT TO INCLUDE THOSE WHO FLAUNT SURGICALLY MODIFIED CLEAVAGES.



THEY SAVED FOR IT! cheesy






I see she is already working on her retirement plan. Motivational Speaker!


A few weeks from now, someone will expose her hypocritical lifestyle again. And she will quote this post as validation.

Tonto The Drama Queen
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade- A Masai Offered Me 20 Cows For My Hand In Marriage by KingSatan: 10:34am On Feb 08, 2020
Goldencheese:
Masai in Kenya? grin grin.
Stop marketing your ignorance on the internet.

There are "natural and state made" normaddic people in Kenya known as the Massai.

You find them at Amboseli, Masai Mara etc.

Because you haven't boarded an aircraft in your life shouldn't be a yardstick for mediocrity and mental limitation.

Although Yemi Alade lied about her encounter with the Massai people.

Those guys are business men. They don't pay much attention to African tourists but European, Asian and American tourist.

Most of them are very educated and employed as local guards to open tents, camps, hotels etc

Speaking from Experience.
RomanceRe: How My Friend Was Beaten And Threatened While Trying To Woo An Arab Woman by KingSatan: 10:09pm On Feb 07, 2020
Continue with the lies.


Mind you, not everyone on this platform is a kid.


If your friend had done what he told you, he won't be alive to tell the tale.
HealthRe: Conoravirus : A Guy From China Has This To Say by KingSatan: 6:55pm On Feb 07, 2020
ITS COMING ALREADY.


REMEMBER THIS WORDS.
CelebritiesRe: Real Reasons Why I Left Free Nation/Free The Sheeple Movement by KingSatan: 6:54pm On Feb 07, 2020
APOSTLE!

WHO MADE YOU ONE?

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FamilyRe: My Fiancée Has Stopped Picking My Calls, Please Advise Me On What To Do by KingSatan: 3:24pm On Feb 07, 2020
Michellekabod2:
See the issue posh wedding has caused?
So the years of love will be wasted just because of argument on wedding bills...

If my husband brings 5 million for wedding,i will use 4.5 million to start a business for myself and the 500k will be for the court wedding, light refreshment and traditional rites grin
YOU ARE A GOOD WOMAN!

Have you noticed that all these crazy tales emanate from the south east, south south, south west etc.

You cannot hear anything of such from the northern part (Although they have their own problems but when it comes to marriage rites, they are trying.

The Nikah is what confirms your marriage. In fact, the bride's people will settle the daughter on the day of her nikkah and also sponsor the nikkah.

They even buy a new bed for the man to sleep with his new wife.
FamilyRe: My Fiancée Has Stopped Picking My Calls, Please Advise Me On What To Do by KingSatan:
WHY ARE YOU STILL REFERRING TO HER AS YOUR FINACEE IF YOU HAVE MARRIED HER TRADITIONALLY?


WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS?


DOES THE WHITE MAN ENGAGE IN AFRICAN TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE?


DO YOU KNOW THE HISTORY BEHIND THE CHURCH MARRIAGE?


THE MOST ANNOYING THING IS THAT YOU BOTH DONT LIVE TOGETHER YET.


PARENTS CALL YOUR CHILDREN TO ORDER!


DON'T LET THIS INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE DIE.




THIS DAYS, ALL A WOMAN KNOWS ABOUT MARRIAGE IS "DANCING SHOKI AND WALKING DOWN THE ISLE WITH 200 BRIDESMAID"

WILL THE MARRIAGE LAST 200 YEARS?


DO YOU KNOW THAT THE TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE CEREMONY IS MORE SPIRITUAL THAT THE NONSENSE YOU DO IN CHURCH?




VERY CRAZY GENERATION! huh huh huh huh huh
Car TalkRe: ... by KingSatan: 8:05pm On Feb 05, 2020
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KARMA IS REAL!

TUGROW, YOU ONCE MESSED UP ALOT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS WITH BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE.

THEY CRIED, COMPLAINED AND SUMMONED YOU ON NAIRALAND SOME YEARS BACK.

TODAY, ITS YOUR TURN.


SUFFER IN PEACE OK
CelebritiesRe: 3 Times Davido Ditched Afropop And Afrobeats by KingSatan: 1:55pm On Feb 05, 2020
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RomanceRe: Should I Leave Or Stay? by KingSatan: 1:30pm On Feb 05, 2020
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CultureRe: The Story Of Igbo Slaves Who Committed Mass Suicide Off U.S. Coast In 1803 (PIC) by KingSatan: 2:37pm On Feb 04, 2020
vastolord4:
A typical igbo man strives and will never take he's own life.. not sure if this ibo is from Nigeria as they claim..
THAT IS A TYPICAL IGBO MAN OF THE 20TH - 21ST CENTURY.

IGBOS ARE VERY SPIRITUAL AND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE.

SADLY, THEY HAVE ALL FORGOTTEN WHO THEY USED TO BE.

THEY ARE VERY RESILIENT AND THEY FIGHT FOR THEIR BELIEF.
CelebritiesRe: I’m Bobrisky The International Runs Girl – Bobrisky Reveals by KingSatan: 5:48pm On Jan 31, 2020
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MY DAUGHTER!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Embassies In USA And China Have Not Updated Their Websites in Years by KingSatan: 3:27pm On Jan 31, 2020
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Only Heavens know how much was appropriated for the website update and how it was spent.


Watch how those websites will go down for maintenance.


Welcome to Nigeria!
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Unveils His Middle East Plan Amid Palestinian Rejections (Photos) by KingSatan:
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TRUMP THE TRUMPET!


I JUST LOVE THIS MAN.

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