₦airaland Forum

Honbright:
This is to inform the general public that the Federal Civil Service Commission FCSC is not currently Recruiting.


Shun the Circular been share on social media handles claiming that the FCSC is Recruiting, is false and fake.



VAM gathered that the official FCSC website is http://www.fedcivilservice.gov.ng



Any other websites claiming and calling for Applicants to get their data and defraud them is fake.



Beware of this website URL below: nigeriacivilservice.com



You are to note that all Federal Government website always ends with gov.ng or gov.org



Any other extension claiming to be Federal Government website is false and fake.


VAM condemned the fake Recruitment exercise to defraud faithful Nigerians seeking for job.


A statement released by the board: 

https://www.voiceairmedia.com/2019/10/breaking-fake-recruitment-of-federal.html

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OP YOU ARE NOT RESIDENT IN ABUJA.

THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

This is beautiful

somez:
Stop being shallow minded

I don't feed trolls, i mean DIRTY SWINES!

"They discussed what the government of Antigua and Barbuda could do to aid the release of Leah Sharibu".

What else can they do than donate to your secret stash?

Are you expecting them to wage war against NIGERIA?

FREE MONEY FOR RENO-O-MOCKERY (I always wondered how he got the money to fund his trips).

Unfortunately, most Nigerians still underestimate the power of crowdfunding. They don't know that it is the strategy most of their pastors used in buying jets.



Boko Haram is rampaging the North East, Russia is selling Kalashnikov's and praying that the insurgency never ends.

Toyota is praying the insurgency never ends so they keep making more HILUX Trucks.

NGO's are springing up here and there, to enjoy their own share of the insurgency money. Ever wondered why they pay more and recruit weekly?

Politicians are investing heavily in terrorism because of the high return on investment. If you invest 2,000,000 Naira hiring 10 AK47 Riffles for 1 week at 200,000 Naira each. Recruit 20 illiterate Locals and promise to pay them 200,000 each for a single successful operation, train them for 2 weeks and deploy them to Kaduna Abuja expressway.

Total Expenditure

2,000,000 for Ammunition
4,000,000 for Salaries
1,000,000 for Bullets
1,000,000 Miscellaneous

Total: 8,000,000


Using Alhaji Umar Addo's daughter as case study. Where He paid $15,000 For her release

If they succeed in Kidnapping 20 Victims and 10 pays $15,000 each while the other 10 Dies (Risk). Convert $15,000 to Naira using 370 as exchange rate (Black Market) = 5,550,000 each.

Multiply 5,550,000 by 10 = 55,500,000

After Paying salaries and expenses of 8,000,000 = 47,500,000

Other Expenses like settling chiefs, local vigilantes and other locals might take like 7,000,000.

You are left with 40,000,000 NAIRA IN JUST 2 WEEKS!


THAT IS GOOD BUSINESS



ITS A DOG EAT DOG SITUATION MY FRIEND

THE ONLY AFRICAN PRESIDENT ALIVE!

Someone once told me that Nigerians only show Empathy on social media. While in real life they are wolves.

They only mourn their dead for some few hours.

So there is no need being hypocritical, just laugh along and move to the next sad story.

Its a norm

IF this is not a scam, then Something is definitely wrong with this car.

Follow the links below to confirm


https://www.nairaland.com/5378906/2001-nissan-maxima-sale

https://www.nairaland.com/5375593/sale-nissan-maxima-2001-350k

https://www.nairaland.com/5364041/nissan-maxima-2001-sale-350k

https://www.nairaland.com/5359985/nissan-sale

IF this is not a scam, then Something is definitely wrong with this car.

Follow the links below to confirm


https://www.nairaland.com/5378906/2001-nissan-maxima-sale

https://www.nairaland.com/5375593/sale-nissan-maxima-2001-350k

https://www.nairaland.com/5364041/nissan-maxima-2001-sale-350k

https://www.nairaland.com/5359985/nissan-sale

I think its a Local Breed

SOMEBODY CLAP FOR OUR POLICEMEN!


LETS CELEBRATE THIS HUGE FEAT!


THE JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES THEY SAY BEGINS WITH A STEP.

IF THEY COULD RESCUE 1000 COWS TODAY, THERE IS A GREAT POSSIBILITY THAT THEY CAN RESCUE 1000 NIGERIANS STILL STUCK IN KIDNAPPERS DEN AROUND THE NATION.


LETS CONTINUE CELEBRATING NONSENSE AND MEDIOCRITY!

SUCH AN ACCURSED NATION!

Shaking Stone.

#Hardbutt

Nonsense

Squillaci:
where I go tie the rope. I know get ceiling fan sef. And I stay with people.
No high rise building to jump from sef. All these 1/2 storey building no fit kill me. I no wan paralyze, na die I want.
I just need a means that kills 100%.

Then you are not ready to die my son.

If you are so keen on taking your life, then let's start from. knowing your area of residence. Only then can I suggest the easiest way to die based on the statistics of human data I get from that area

Sure! You can use a rope on your neck

WHEN YOU SEE A MARRIAGE THAT WILL WORK OUT, YOU WILL KNOW.

SO SAD HUMANS SEE MARRIAGE AS A FUNFAIR.

ALL THE WOMAN KNOWS ABOUT MARRIAGE IS TO HAVE A "TALK OF THE TOWN" WEDDING CELEBRATION, PUT ON A LONG WHITE GOWN, HOLD FLOWERS, HEAVY MAKEOVERS, SIT ON A BOLD CHAIR, DANCE LIKE A FISH IN A FISHBOWL, SIT ON ANOTHER CHAIR WHILE HER TO-BE HUSBAND USES HIS TEETH TO GRAB HER PANTS, PRE-WEDDING PHOTOS FOR THE GRAM, WEDDING NIGHT STRAFFING ETC.

ALL THE MAN WANTS ON HIS WEDDING DAY IS TO SHOW THE ATTENDEES HOW MUCH MONEY AND WEALTHY FRIENDS HE HAS GOT. HE ONLY WANTS TO SATISFY THE SOCIETY AND SHOW HIS MANLINESS.


ALL THE LADY KNOWS ABOUT MARRIAGE IS BEING A GOOD COOK, HAVE AN EVER WET PVSSY AND ENVIABLE BEDROOM SKILLS.

ALL THE MAN KNOWS ABOUT MARRIAGE IS, MAKE MONEY AND FVCK THAT PVSSY WELL.


EVERYONE IS TOTALLY IGNORANT OF OTHER VITAL INFORMATIONS ABOUT MARRIAGE.

OH! HOW ARE THE MIGHTY FALLEN.

wip7:
Which airline, can this ticket be canceled and get refund instant?
Give me the traveling date, I will ask my office to check airline without return. Or we can do short return more cheaper!

A new traveler to Phil or had travelled there before ? If not new, then makes it easier!

Thank you for your response Prof. To your questions;

1. Its Ethiopian Air.

2. Yes it can be cancelled but no complete refund according to the agent.

3. 5th of October

4. He has traveled to the Philippines before, he came home for the holidays

Regards

Dear Chime11, Please i need your help on something very serious.

My boy needs to go back to the Philippines for Study, so i bought him a 1 way ticket to Manila pending when i get more money to buy his return. But i called the airline today because of the layover and they told me that they wont let him board unless i buy a return for him.

Please advice me as that is way beyond my budget for now.

Regards

wip7:
They are not just stable..thanks for update!

Dear Prof. Wip7, its been a long time. Please i need your help on something very serious. Although its not Cyprus but you have helped out in the time past on such situations.

My boy needs to go back to the Philippines for Study, so i bought him a 1 way ticket to Manila pending when i get more money to buy his return. But i called the airline today because of the layover and they told me that they wont let him board unless i buy a return for him.

Please advice me as that is way beyond my budget for now.

Regards

Predstan:
You dont need an appointment. Just go there as early as possible and before 8am

Thank you Predstan

Menakay:
No appointment needed, just go there as early as 5am or 6am, to line up

Thanks Menakay

Hello Guys, i have been finding it difficult to make an appointment in Lagos. The feedback i get is (No available seats). Anyone been through this? I am travelling for summer

CC Calamari

Predstan

Hello Guys, i have been finding it difficult to make an appointment in Lagos. The feedback i get is (No available seats). Anyone been through this? I am travelling for summer

EVERY TRIBE IN NIGERIA HAS IT PECULIARITY WHEN IT COMES TO CRIME.


BUT THIS LATEST TREND OF BUYING AND SELLING BABIES IS NAUSEATING.

THE IGBOS SHOULD WORK ON THEIR VALUE SYSTEM.

THAT WOMAN MIGHT BE AWARDED A CHIEFTAINCY TITLE BECAUSE SHE HAS MONEY TO SPEND LAVISHLY.

IGBO'S BEFORE NOW WILL NEVER CELEBRATE YOUR WEALTH OR AWARD YOU A TITLE IF YOU DON'T MERIT IT.

UNFORTUNATELY, A YAHOO BOY TODAY CAN BOAST OF 5 CHIEFTAINCY TITLES.

NO WONDER THERE IS SO MUCH COMPETITION IN THAT VERY PART OF THE WORLD, THEREBY BREEDING WICKED SET OF HUMANS.

I LOVE THEM LIKE THAT THOUGH.

Moneystopnonsen:
������� been there. Resigned after just 1 month. Entered a business many friends told me is too downgrading for a petroleum engineer. Today them still dey find job. While the job don marry me wife, 2 children, a car and a double axle truck.

Resign

YOU ARE A GOOD MAN MY SON!

THIS IS WHERE I GET ANGRY WITH TODAY'S GRADUATES. WHY DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU CANT APPLY THE KNOWLEDGE YOU BOUGHT (THAT IS IF THEY HAVE ANY) WITH YOUR MONEY FROM THE TERTIARY INSTITUTION TO SOLVE LIFE'S PROBLEMS?

YOU GO TO SCHOOL JUST TO GET JOBS?

I ONCE TOLD A GRADUATE TO GO AND ORGANISE THE COMMUNITY YOUTHS AND REFORM THE REVENUE COLLECTION UNIT. BEFORE NOW, THAT UNIT WAS BASICALLY FOR THUGS AND THEY HARASS AND INTIMIDATE PEOPLE JUST TO EXTORT FROM THEM. THOUGH THEY REMIT THE ALLOCATED AMOUNT TO THE LGA BUT THEIR MODUS OPERANDI WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT IS HAPPENING IN OTHER PART OF THE WORLD. THIS GRADUATE DECLINED AND CONTINUED HIS JOB HUNTING. I GAVE THAT SAME IDEA TO SOMEONE (ANOTHER GRADUATE) AND TODAY HE IS MARRIED, HAVE KIDS AND WAS BUILDING HIS OWN HOME WHEN I SAW HIM LAST. THE OTHER ONE IS STILL JOB HUNTING.

DO YOU KNOW THAT THE COMMUNITY NOW OFFERS ELECTRONIC RECEIPTS FOR DEVELOPMENT LEVIES AND REVENUE?

RESIDENTS AND SHOP OWNERS CAN PAY FROM THE COMFORT OF THEIR HOMES?

ALL THESE FROM AN INNOVATIVE MIND WHO DIDN'T LOOK DOWN ON MY IDEA.

THIS ALSO CREATED INDIRECT JOBS AS NEW CYBER CAFES SPRUNG UP IN THE COMMUNITY.

SOMETIMES THE LGA'S ALLOCATE JUST 500,000 NAIRA TO A CERTAIN COMMUNITY. BUT THIS GUYS MAKE X10 OF THAT AMOUNT IN A MONTH. IF NOT FOR THEIR THUGGERY AND ILLITERACY, THEY WOULD BE MILLIONAIRES. SAME THING APPLIES TO COMMERCIAL DRIVERS TOO.


BACK TO YOU MY 11K SALARY SON.

ITS TIME TO QUIT THAT JOB OR ELSE I RECALL YOU.


IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA, THEN RELOCATE TO ABUJA AND GET A CAR FOR UBER/TAXIFY.

AT LEAST I HAVE SEEN PEOPLE WHO MADE GOOD MONEY DOING THAT BUSINESS.