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Education / Re: What Was That Crazy Thing You Was Famous For During Your Schooling Days by Kingtim(m): 8:06pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
enieme:lol |
Education / What Was That Crazy Thing You Was Famous For During Your Schooling Days by Kingtim(m): 7:52pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
During my secondary school days, there was this game we played with biro on our desk. We were nicknamed biro players after our teacher whipped us mercilessly when he found out that out names was listed on the famous noise maker list as biro players. Of cours i'm also a noisy Noise maker Lol. #What bout you guys? |
Celebrities / Whats Wrong With This Photo ? by Kingtim(m): 4:55pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Thats our own jim ovia sitting next to mark zuckerberg. Whats really wrong with the photo. Lol
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Education / Simple Electronic Mini Project I Constructed My Self (DIY) by Kingtim(m): 1:43pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
I studied science laboratory technology in delta state polytechnic otefe Oghara and this is my physics/electronics project for award of my ND certificate. Its a Temperature controlled fan regulator using a temperature sensor known as IC LM35. The principle behind this project is that as temperature increase the speed of the fan increases. *componets used: -IC LM35 -Resistor -Transistor and of course the Dc motor. Comment if you want explanation on the project/circuit picture diagram below Gracias!
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Science/Technology / Re: What It Is Like Working At Google Headquarter As A Software Engineer by Kingtim(m): 12:06pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Nice |
Sports / Re: 42 Shocking Facts About Some Footballers You Never Heard by Kingtim(m): 12:00pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Ok |
Politics / Re: 7 Richest Countries In The World. Surprise List. by Kingtim(m): 11:57am On Sep 27, 2015 |
This guy above me is dreaming. |
Celebrities / Re: This Yeezus Sweater Costs $2,750;can You Guys Rock It ? by Kingtim(m): 11:54am On Sep 27, 2015 |
chocolateme:how did u manage to comment before me |
Celebrities / Re: This Yeezus Sweater Costs $2,750;can You Guys Rock It ? by Kingtim(m): 11:51am On Sep 27, 2015 |
the poster above me is Drunk |
Celebrities / Re: Jeremiah Ogbodo Poses With Jayz, Usher At The Global Citizen Festival by Kingtim(m): 8:50am On Sep 27, 2015 |
In other news Its kingtim again. In 6months time, my girl friend will put to bed 9 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Miracle Baby Born With Part Of His Brain And Skull Missing Celebrates His First by Kingtim(m): 8:30am On Sep 27, 2015 |
In other news Its kingtim again. In 6months time, my girl friend will put to birth |
Health / Re: Human Head Transplant by Kingtim(m): 8:26am On Sep 27, 2015 |
In other news Its kingtim again. In 6months time, my girl friend will put to birth |
Celebrities / Re: IK Ogbonna Resting His Head On His Wife's Bosom by Kingtim(m): 8:19am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Lol... Its kingtim again. In 6months time, my girl friend will put to birth 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: P-square Hang Out At Jay Z’s Tidal New York Office (photos) by Kingtim(m): 7:51pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
pretydiva:foll me happy |
Celebrities / Re: Ugliest Nigeria Male Musicians( Davido Tops Da List) by Kingtim(m): 1:14pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
davidmoyes:sure man. |
Celebrities / Re: Be Careful Who Gives Your Baby A Kiss! See What Happened To This Baby (photos) by Kingtim(m): 12:20pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
FriedPlantain:pained dude. Lele |
Celebrities / Re: Be Careful Who Gives Your Baby A Kiss! See What Happened To This Baby (photos) by Kingtim(m): 12:03pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
Hmmm
in other news my girl friend is pregnant for me 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Ugliest Nigeria Male Musicians( Davido Tops Da List) by Kingtim(m): 12:00pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
Lol in other news my girl friend is pregnant for me 1 Like |
Health / Re: 10 Most Dangerous Acts To Avoid After Meal by Kingtim(m): 9:20am On Sep 26, 2015 |
Nice Ok.... In other news. My girl friend is pregnant for me. |
Celebrities / Re: P-square Hang Out At Jay Z’s Tidal New York Office (photos) by Kingtim(m): 9:17am On Sep 26, 2015 |
Ok.... In other news. My girl friend is pregnant for me. 56 Likes 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Blackberry Confirms The Rumor That It Is Working On An Android Phone. by Kingtim(m): 9:02am On Sep 26, 2015 |
Ok.... In other news. My girl friend is pregnant for me. :-D 12 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: How Fast Food Restaurants Land Nigerians In Hospitals by Kingtim(m): 8:32am On Sep 26, 2015 |
F**kin long post! In other news.... My girl friend is pregnant for me. 4 Likes |
Education / Short Stories With Moral Lessons by Kingtim(m): 6:46am On Sep 26, 2015 |
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! ********************************** An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered, "Sure , why not." So the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up ********************************** A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Short Stories With Moral Lessons by Kingtim(m): 9:12pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
Mod front page |
Jokes Etc / Short Stories With Moral Lessons by Kingtim(m): 3:38pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! ********************************** An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered, "Sure , why not." So the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up ********************************** A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Cc dani1luv ben13 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Funny But True Wierd Questions. by Kingtim(m): 3:19pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
01.If all the nations in the world are in debt(i am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? 02.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought). 03.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd). 04.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking). 05.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows). 07.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else). 08.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows.) 09.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell). 12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch). 13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed). 15.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help). 16.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes you can). 17.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it). 18.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically). 19.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (I didn't had a chance to try). 20.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice). 21.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice?). 22.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law). Why is abbreviation such a long word? Cc. Dani1luv and Ben13 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Rukky Sanda Blasts Her Follower! by Kingtim(m): 9:14pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Ok |
Celebrities / Photo Of The Day by Kingtim(m): 4:00pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
#HumanityWashedAshore Indian Artist, Sudarsan
Pattnaik's sand sculpture depicting drowned Syrian boy
- Aylan Kudri. Sculpture done at Puri beach, in Odisha,
India
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Politics / Re: Adeleke University Awards Tinubu Honorary Doctorate Degree by Kingtim(m): 9:27pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Ok Son kingT!M encore. Tout cela grâce à ladyF t'aime. Je ne t'épouserai pas un jour. |
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke And Lithuanian Girlfriend Welcome Baby Boy (photos) by Kingtim(m): 9:22pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Interesting Son kingT!M encore. Tout cela grâce à ladyF t'aime. Je ne t'épouserai pas un jour.. |
Politics / Re: Fuel Sold 86 Naira Per Litre In Ekiti by Kingtim(m): 7:26pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
CR77:thunder fire you there! |
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