IAMBREEZY: Good

this dude is almost on all the thread on nairaland.. Niqqa might be jobless mtchew!

500+ views and just 8 comments.. Nairaland is fading away

Kingtim: .

wetin dey do dis boy

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I dey Vex.. Make nobody hold me o..

So u mean i made it?.. Crying tears of joy.. Ftc In case this made front page. My name is ikpedia timothy aka kingtim,. I'm not a nobody

Guys pls help me.. I subscibed for bis but up till now, the service is not up. I have called customer care the told me to do a hard reset. But it still wont work. When i tried downloading from app world i get an error message. "no cached credentials (error id:40721) it seems my bb internet service is not connected. Pls help a brother

Ionno why all you keep summarizing o.. All what a girl needs is louis vuitton rice, gucci beans and iphone 5

Ok

I'm actually a sciece student. I so much enjoyed reproduction as a topic in Biology . Whats your favourite nairalanders?

nairaman66:

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endtime_signs: W

Just when i taght i would be first to comment.. I saw this two fresh wereys

vicoloni: .

and here comes another werey. Fresh werey

Eww... All this gay self.. Imagine me.. I come see seun yanch, i come dey trip for am.. I dey craze Tufiakwa!

experimentist: OP I get private jet, you fit teach me how to fly?

shuo.. bro u dey here ehn... Oya come finish the tori b4 we vex... Besides check your mail thanks.

No tell me say the tori do finish o lol

tellwisdom: 1million naira??... Wetin that one wan buy for market??

big fool! I've been followin u lately. I just discovered you always talk foolishly. Fooling your self around will never make u popular... I just dunno y u dey feel fly always.. If u nor get beta tin to talk, gerrat and leave the site for better people. Mtcheew

moscobabs:
what a nice experience....whaoooo!! I wish I were u








God forbid Bad thing




I know some guys will still quote me!!!!

bro same taughts was running through my head..... At a point in time, the story was getting really interesting that i almost wished it was me.. GOD FORBID BAD THING. If u had or Still having same taughts like me, like my post.

experimentist: Make una no vex abeg I go update for night around 11pm..

11pm! bros nor lemme find u reach house o. I just don't wanna loose my cool at this point in time o..

experimentist: writing a book ke? wit dis my worwor type writings?! God dey sha.

I'm lookin up to writers like; flow, foxy_rebirth, saint and some other guys with writing talents. They're my inspiration. I advice u to read there stuff u learn.

bros forget those things about your type writing... I have never seen u spelt anything wrongly here. The only ones i could recall that u did spell wrongly were those once u might have typed mistakenly with your phone keypad... You must write book(s) For us in Jesus Name Amen!

PurestBoy:

And some wraps of jumbo too

bros you dey craze o lol.. I don laff tire

Btw.. Lemme follow you asap! I will also need your facebook id thats if u have any and you are willing to give me.... I like to be your friend. You also gonna gimme some advice too. Thanks.

Op... Why not write a book. I strongly believe you'll excell. Damn! see the way u dey write the experience.. Your english mixed with vernacular is so on point... I see myself buying your book someday!

Oghos1:
And this was supposed to be a joke??
Chai
Ur supposed joke don spoil my mood.
I noe dey read again.
Gd nyt!!!

shuo.. Why are u so pained.... Na me put u for the one wey u dey

experimentist: I couldnt sleep the first night, I was lost in different thoughts couple with the uncomfortable style of sleeping. I was very surprised and disappointed. I tot it's gona be a room for 2-3 inmates not I'm coming to meet a full house. I promised myself not ever come back here again. I thought of my family, my friends, my girlfriends. What will all they be thinking. I was so confused. My head was placed near one dirty and smelling dude that has a very big wound on his head. He prolly might have gotten it from where he was caught trying to rob or steal, I tot... "Oga dress dis yo smelly head jor!" I hollered at the guy. "You dey maad! Na who send u come here? Abi u chop winch?" D guy shouted at me. I just composed and ignore d wicked looking idiot. I stood up to adjust myself and switch to the other hand so to avoid the bad smell from dat arm-robber's wounded head. "Who be dat wey dey stand up, abi u wan escape?" A thick voiced guy shouted from the other end. "Oga no oh, I just wan change to the other side" I replied. "You for try excape na, na warder go blow ur head wit bullet" they said to me again and everybody busted laugh. How can I even escape in a room with heavy iron gate bars gate locked with a very mighty padlock, I tot.

I later managed to close my eyes and have a very short sleep. "Allahu akbar, allahu akbar" I was brought back from my short time sleep by the call to prayer and sahur by 4:30am. I didn't have food for sahur (food eaten by muslims at 5:00am for fasting) that morning so I couldn't fast that day. I just woke up, did my ablution and pray with them. After prayer everyone goes back to his sleeping position. It was then that I had some sleep.



I dey come abeg. Tori still dey oh.

op you dey craze o. Lol. That got me laughing out loud... Btw u dey wan form strong man b4 ehn?

While we are wait for the op to complete the story, just enjoy my joke.
My coversation with a girl who came to my mum's chemist shop
And this girl that was doing yanga came to my mum's chemist shop.
She was like "do u guys sell paracetamol?
Me: *sadface* no we don't, we do sell shoes and bags.

Mtcheww as if there is a chemist shop where there is no paracetamol.

Mods pls front page abeg.... Allow my dream of seeing my thread making front page a reality....

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