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A little piece of Advice to ya'll

Higher institution is nothing close to the word "easy". just for a day, If only you will like to experience the stress i and my fellow students are passing through at the moment, then you definitely will know what i'm talking about.. Wake up as early as you could, 8:00am lectures start and last till 4:00 - 6:00pm depending on the outcome of event.
You have less time to read your books.

Anybody that has been telling you before and still telling you now that there is flexing and grooving in high school,, that person is a bloody liar and foolish hypocrite.
For the freedom part, yes! you got total freedom,

SERIOUSLY nobody gives a Bleep how you live your life on campus..
If you are a child and you have a good brain to think, think about the investment your parents/guardians made on you from your primary schools to this level, and you choose to be non relevant at this time. You broke their heart. Meaning they lost all their investments and God must punish you.

So if you're already thinking of living your life in school as a thug, better think twice. Have pity if possible little pity for your parents or guardians. You have all the time now to change. Read your books and pray .

Na Tonto Dikeh

I don open una eye finish. If you doubt it, click on my signature!

Best wishes for you all. Happy new year.

Ok

I thank God for Everything.

Greeting my fellow nairalanders!

What i want to share with you guys is something that has been bothering me for the past one month.

First I have been enjoying facebook for the past two years, i sent messages and i get replies in less than one minute.. But lately i have been observing some strange and not so cool attitude from facebook peepz('em girls) They ignore messages and are just so mean with the replies they give you if u try to ask why they are ignoring your chat.. It doesn't hurt that much because most of 'em are just crazy teens who are so psyched about the number of friends they have. I try my best to start a good convo but i am been ignored. Maybe my best is not good enough...

What is the best way to start a good online conversation

#mature_mind_only

-from a pained 18yrs old dude.

My dad

Booked

Ok... Wetin u want make we do?

Booked!

Are you guilty of telling a friend one of these lies?
You’d be hard-pressed to be among a group of ladies with nothing to say regarding your relationship. So if one of your best friends is gabbing more than a "Chatty Cathy” doll, avoid these four lies women tell each other about men and dating:

1) "He’s probably just busy."
When you first started dating, he showed up regularly with flowers and couldn’t stop whispering sweet nothings into your ear. But now? You’re lucky if he returns your phone calls because he’s sooo busy. Your BFF may console you otherwise, but bottom line is we all have the same amount of hours in our day. Break free, girl. There are plenty of fish in the sea who will make time to take your bait no matter when the tide is receding.


2). "I know exactly how you feel."
Um. No. You don’t. Perhaps your friend has dealt with a similar circumstance, but the only way for her to know how you feel is to be you. Everyone’s feelings are unique to themselves. She might have some good advice, but in my experience “I know exactly how you feel” is more of a redirect to make conversation about herself than to input any life-altering suggestions. Proceed with caution.
3). "He’s cheating on you."
Okay, Miss Negative Nancy, he fell asleep and forgot to text you one night. It’s not like he called you someone else’s name in the middle of s*x or didn’t invite you to his birthday dinner. Just because your friend’s ex cheated on her with a stripper named Princess doesn’t mean all men are scum.
4.) "All men are the same."
On the contrary. Men are like shoes; no two fit alike and you have to try a bunch on until you find the perfect fit. Some are uncomfortable, some make you feel like a hooker, but one will fit so well you think you’re walking on cloud nine.

Lol

adeomos: .

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Braaaaaaaaa my thread finally made front page.. Oh my God! #Pulls boxerS, runs unclad on the street Screaming yes! What nice a way of ending 2013. God bless the mod who put this on front page.





Haha must go unclad on d street

bro u won't understand. I join nairaland early 2012 after creating tons of thread. Non of em made front page. So i deactivated that acct and created this new one. And after just six topics i made front page.

oluswaggz: Bro am happy for u oo, after all d hustling and bustling wey we do togeda. U don finally make am.. Bt now wey u don (rich) no forget us wey help u suffer ooo. U kno say we started dis thread togeda ni... Thumbs up bro.

mah niqqa! Thanks i won't forget u.

free2ryhme: is this the greatest achievement of your life ..

wetin go happen if u get one million naira

u fit commit suicide ooo

screw u niqqa!

Chomzy19: Good Job! Don't really know what it is with sm pipu n front page

shut up already!

sholasholala: The "wow" part is so me.

lol

1)“Fine” – This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.


2) “Nothing” – means “Something” and you need to be worried.


3) “Go Ahead” – this is a dare, not permission, don’t do it.


4) “Whatever" – A women’s way of saying screw you.


5) “That’s Ok” – She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Bonus Word:
“Wow!” – This is not a compliment; she’s amazed that one person could be so stupid.

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Braaaaaaaaa my thread finally made front page.. Oh my God! #Pulls boxerS, runs unclad on the street Screaming yes! What a nice way of ending 2013. God bless the mod who put this on front page.

Niqqa i need Sauce or i'm not eating this bullshit!

First Op, i'm Replying the subject of this thread. Because wetin i dey see so na rubbish u write. Go n modify asap!

ONE
That's a simple sign to know that they are ignorant of the fact that christain religion is the only true religion

TWO

It's a festive season, so if 50% of the world is celebrating it, i see no reason why they will ignore it.

Note: i am not saying if everybody is doing something, that definitely makes it a good thing, or if less people are doing another thing, that make it a bad thing

The secret of love is
perpetuating the present.
My present is you!
My gift is you!
Merry christmas!
I love you all!

Share your christmas messages.

Nice

Wetin dem dey seek help for Na all this ones dey chop our oyel money so.. No ask me how i take knw. Abi u nor see their belle ni

Cute!

saemmanuel: loto?

wetin?

After much intake of alchohol this past sunday by my cousin(25yrs) old niqqa, i saw him from afar rolling on the floor(tarred road) and people were laffing at him. At first i never knew who he was and i have no idea what was happening.. So i say make i spy wetin dey happen, behold shame catch me. I saw my cousin screaming make una hold me oh, i dey deep(drown). Lol i hope this made front page. Share your experience people.

This list is really hard for me o..
1 Aki na ukwa.
2 osuofia in london
3 tom an jerry
4 fool at fourty
5 Mr ibu 1&2
6 ukwa the list is endlest mehn.