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Politics › Re: In This Nigeria, Peter Obi Is My Own Jesus Christ - Charly Boy (Photo) by KingTom(m): 10:11pm On Jun 11, 2023
VinnyBaba:
Just SHUT UP, You Jealous Entity. sad

APGA was in a State of Turmoil, Dat's why Peter Obi Left.
He did not Join PDP for Financial Gains.😏

As for leaving PDP for LP during that PDP Primaries period,
Incase you don't know, It was a Young Nigerian Guy on Twitter that told him he shouldn't be running mate to Atiku again.

Dat he MUST Contest as a Candidate!

Hence He responded to the Clarion call and made Labour Party, the National Force, it is today!😊😎
. Alcohol destroys the liver bro, stay away from it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 10:32am On Jun 11, 2023
I Looove this game!!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 11:45am On Jun 10, 2023
TrebleChamp:
If you don't understand a post, you jump and pass. I no get time for foolish response this morning...
grin grin grin take am easy chief
Politics › Re: I Could Have Slapped Kwankwaso At Aso Rock, Says Ganduje by KingTom(m): 8:39pm On Jun 09, 2023
Gandollar my nigga grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 9:41am On Jun 08, 2023
GloriousGbola:
You are talking about the methane from biodigesters. I am however not sure the volume generated is enough to generate sufficient power.
It was enough to power just the small building housing his hatchery grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 6:39am On Jun 08, 2023
obainojazz:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtNCPXgoENh/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


Gas powered generators….. Nigerians Dey creative Sha
For real bro, I went on a tour in one young man's farm and that's all I saw, then he's making plans to spin some kind of generator from his animal waste, combined with human waste from the soakaways
Nairaland General › Re: At Your Age, Which Animal Are You Scared Of? by KingTom(m): 2:59pm On Jun 07, 2023
tosyne2much:
This man! cheesy
I'm loyal sir grin
Nairaland General › Re: At Your Age, Which Animal Are You Scared Of? by KingTom(m): 12:12pm On Jun 07, 2023
So na only me dey fear rat?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 9:46am On Jun 07, 2023
Fire don burn burn here scatter sha grin petri dish don full, everything dey burst out for their true nature
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 1:49pm On Jun 06, 2023
TrebleChamp:
Na to dey lead race, monitor situation, seriously interested in players we sabi. PSG will sign Asensio this week for free, Rabbit is also a free agent but it will take United like forever to complete this deal.
Onye wu Rabbit? grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 3:45pm On Jun 03, 2023
eph12:
I even made a comment about this some minutes ago. Our players don't contest for long balls. Who do we blame, the keeper lmao
Who else? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 1:39pm On Jun 03, 2023
TrebleChamp:
We beat Mancity today, celebration galore. But the board could say the players are good enough, so no need for major signing. Disaster!

We lose to Mancity today, tears galore! But the board would realise the need for major signings and work with Ten Hag to get only quality players in.
If only it were that straightforward grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 5:31pm On Jun 02, 2023
Ellexy:
The first time I saw this video laugh wan tear my belle. Shared a link as well here

grin grin grin
I dont know how I missed it, I swear I don laugh pieces grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 5:07pm On Jun 02, 2023
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 12:59pm On May 28, 2023
dreamxhaser:
It might not be his usual mind games. One thing people are failing to see is that FA final is a 50/50 for anybody.

Its not like city are going to crush us 4-0

I am sure it will be a tougher match for city than that madrid semi final. A lot is at stake in that game + when the boys show up, they become a threat to anyone.

I can bet the scorline difference for any team that wins wont be more than one.
I love your Moniker grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 10:32pm On May 26, 2023
Itsrm:
I don't know how young people with two hands and legs wake up early in the morning to work and earn 45k a month in jobs without prospects!

When I asked a young security man where I work why he's wasting his life away on a 49k salary, he said he hasn't seen anything else to do. I just shook my head.

I mean, you have off days every week. You can't look for an electrician or barber to attach to for 6 months, learn the ropes and start earning additional income before you find your feet? You can never go wrong acquiring skills. The skills I acquired during my service year still fetches me extra income till this day.

If to say na old men that just need something to keep them busy i'll understand but not young guys

And from the little they earn, na so so bet Naija and and Naira bet. I really can't wrap my head around it.
Allow me digress a bit, about 3 years ago just before the COVID madness, I was in my office trying to 'burn some incense' when some junior officers rushed in saluted and said there was a huge issue... I ran down and saw Celestine (not real name) our security guard had gotten a makeover azzin the bros face be like meme. Upon inquiry on the cause they said someone parked his car outside, came back and didn't see the vehicle he was of course wailing and weeping only for Celestine to call his attention that he wants to show the man something, omo this man and him brothers follow Celestine go front of carpark where the boy stretched his hands and showed them a "CAR PARKED AT OWNER'S RISK" sign... needless to say what happened to him next was better left imagined, dem mend this guy till e face be like blowfish grin grin He's doing very well now after I encouraged him to go back to schoolwink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 11:01am On May 25, 2023
liveLongNprospa:
Ben Hundeyin's reply

https://twitter.com/BenHundeyin/status/1661641982937034752?t=04PzDlzb6JQtfhjI1fRLFA&s=19[/quote]On this matter, they have a constitution they know their laws and crying over it as civilians won't solve anything, recall the case of CuteAbiola Gafaru and the Nigerian Navy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 4:01pm On May 20, 2023
akwesenana:
Lol. Where those 'top 4 is unrealistic' Metuselahs?
Akwesi you wan begin chest beat before season end, meanwhile you dey hide all this while 🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 10:28am On May 20, 2023
TrebleChamp:
😁
GloriousGbola:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
No need to claim wetin I no be na, my 'JUnesss' saved me grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 7:15am On May 20, 2023
BlueRayDick:
I was waiting for this part grin. Even if the DPO or arresting officer na ur uncle/relation, u must pay something before u commot police station o.

That’s why it’s always wise to settle them even before getting to station and seeing shege.

I’m sure if u didn’t quickly follow the man relate based on tribe, they would’ve used u guys replace some criminals they’ve been looking for and the police officers will even get promotion for solving a long standing case .🤦‍♂️
My cousin dey collect him own family money for mobilization to solve case of their missing AC outdoor grin e dey their blood. I pity Seun dem go use him eye see wetin no good... 2 more days to investigate now 4 more days all that one na for mending grin ordinary protest wey Debo macaroni go do for toll gate see the kin beating e chop then compare that to slapping a serving inspector smh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 6:57am On May 20, 2023
BlueRayDick:
You are right on the bold. Additionally I think those guys can smell anybody who has not had police wahala before from a long distance .

They know if U’ve had police wahala before and have slept inside any of their horrid cell, u will have sense and use diplomacy when talking/dealing with them.

The day I slept cell was the day I propounded a theory that : If u have any issue with Nigerian police, make sure u settle it with them in whatever way possible before u get taken to the station…… It doesn’t matter whether u are on ur right or wrong , just settle with them and move on. Behind counter no be hotel. Stooling and passing urine inside the same dimly lit room u will stay all day is not good for anybody whether criminal or law abiding citizen. Nigeria police know this, that is why they will jeer at u when they see u making mouth at the point of arrest threatening fire and brimstone. They know u will see terrible
Things inside cell and calm down later .

Look at Seun that was making mouth on SM that he has evidence and welcomes thorough investigation from the police; I saw a video online yesterday when he was taken to his house by the police in the name of investigation . He was asking the police guys in Yoruba humbly “ Kini motun Shey fun yin ?” . I’m sure most of the police guys in the video are people he has given money in the past or those who “twale “ him….but now their ogas don order them to frustrate his life and they are doing a good job while at it .
Anything Law enforcement bro, na mumu dey argue say e get people. I was not as wise as I am now, back in 2004 my now in-laws, back then gave me some correct Benin beads na so I dey wear these beads with pride dey Waka everywhere, one faithful day Police burst into our lodge start to dey pack boys, the boys most of them Calabar and igbo begin ginger say nothing dey happen make we go make we go, I did not want to be the crying Diya or Adisa among them so I follow go grin dem say by virtue of my beads na me be chief Priest say I dey prepare charms for them bla bla bla, I see shege for that cell and na Friday evening knowing fully well say na till Monday normal work go resume... my saving grace was Nepotism and tribalism (make I no lie) cry the DPO came in on Saturday Morning na so dem parade us as the 'Deadly Scorpion gang' wey dey terrorize Unical and Polycal grin as I see DPO tribal marks and him accent I know say na we own, I come even see say e put rosary for office table oti pari grin I tell the man say I be medical student shey which time I wan leave my books go dey do cult? The man ask me everything from my papa village to my grandfather ancestral home, everything worked in my favour when the hard-core boys amongst us started shouting "this wan na Ju na, na bloody ju e no fit hold kitchen knife talkless of gun" despite this I still Roger 1,500 before DPO say make I go home. My white agbada don brown dey smell with saliva and urine wey we sleep on top. Omo now I dey drive pass hail them go my way o
Politics › Re: My Duplicates Are Still On The Rampage - Peter Obi by KingTom(m): 12:19pm On May 18, 2023
ZKOSOSO:
Who da Hell is one worthless Audu fron Kogi?

Abigail shift go one side...we are busy slaying the madman sent by Escobat n bin Laden of Nigeria 🇳🇬
Autocorrect of ABEG don expose your babe name grin
Business › Re: Olasele Anthony Accuses Polaris Bank Of Freezing His Account, Claiming He’s Dead by KingTom(m):
taylor88:
nothing freaks me out in this government anymore

Don’t be surprised Polaris might present the mama death certificate before him and even show him some video clips and pics of his own burial

Buhari did it with NEPA certificate

Tinubu did same with INEC when he was asked to present certificate he say goat don eat him certificate
You succeeded in saying nothing to be honest, those examples you gave are not relative to the situation at hand. Wetin concern bank inadequacies with Govt? Sho whine huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 4:18pm On May 17, 2023
BlueRayDick:
How it started vs How it’s going

Error 604; Cap not found !
New meme loading, Chai Lamidi grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 4:12pm On May 17, 2023
BlueRayDick:
U don’t need to stop driving cos of them particularly when the ENDARS issue has made them reduce their illegal arrests . Now it’s just regular police doing regular stop and search .

The trick is just to carry ur vehicle papers complete , a verifiable means of ID and speak to them with composure while dressing responsibly . I no dey get issue with them at all.
One in a while you throw hailings to them, hail them with imaginary titles for them, like Commader or IG. The goats go shine their teeth, sometimes you drop the occasional 2h or 5h and be on your way grin I saw one I.U Mukaila (not real name) one day, I called him and hailed him ALHAJI MUKI, The most senior Commander God bless the Godfather sir bla bla bla he was dancing with joy screamin na so na so, I drop 5h for am go my way grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince Harry, Meghan Involved In 'near Catastrophic Chase' by KingTom(m): 3:44pm On May 17, 2023
lomprico:
Infomie pikin, if you know how the Prince's mother died then you will know it's a worthy news.
Na mumu grin
TV/Movies › Re: 5 Films That Made Saint Obi A Nollywood Legend by KingTom(m): 10:13am On May 16, 2023
rilwan09:
Where "Take me to mama" dey ?
I swear film wey dem bomb motor. This was a super blockbuster that year grin
Computers › Re: Neatly Used Ps4 For Sale by KingTom(m): 7:47pm On May 15, 2023
Price
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 6:51pm On May 15, 2023
TrebleChamp:
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Dem don catch idan grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 7:10am On May 15, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Both male and female are all useless!!!! undecided undecided :-

They should sell this club to hausa molars
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 10:29am On May 14, 2023
odizeey:
Where were they when we were drinking seven goals?
grin grin grin

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