₦airaland Forum

lanicky:
U're [size=22pt]knowing me already[/size]!!

ivyy:
Lala honey why do you keep thinking lagunna1 is blublahd? They are 2 very different people


Honestly you're so so wrong

Esunirin, so fight dey happen and you no call me?
You short oh

barrnchedo:
I don't blame you for not understanding typographical error. I only blame those who denied you basic education. Semi-illiterate.

Please read what I wrote, I said you are either a fool or a genius, I gave you the benefit of DOUBT so that you can prove us wrong, yet see what you replied

franciskaine:
Go to Google store and search for okada reader, download and get the soft copy of my watch for free.

It was Okada books and one chinese thing I saw. ok wait, you said reader, I typed rider let me try again

Na only plantain dem sabi?

dechandel:
All i know how to do is win

Shey mouth dey sharp you now abi? No worry!

dechandel:
Ohh..
That's true, i totally forgot..

So Kingtom have you been verified??

No I am waiting for you

Beennkumar:
LOL! The gods are not angry with me.

dechandel:
I dey learn work from you na

Mtcheeeeeeeeeww

Cheriepet:
ohhhh nwayi oma kele kwaram ya...

AgapeCharis:
Na angel of darkness dey carry your number waka?? KingTom see them dechandel people o.

Na wa o, their ministry don enter permanent site

Chiam55:
Kingtom is that you?

*modified*


I'm seeing shiiate sooooo....... Time to go to sleep

No, an impostor!

WINNER23:
like seriously I thougth the second orisirisi... Was from the same person! It was wen u made a comment bout it I discover der were from diffrent accounts!

Perhaps it was their own way of booking space. Still, it's fascinating to see such a wonderful coincidence.

dechandel:
All i know how to do is win

Iya weyrey

Beennkumar:
I think He could stay alive for a while, so He could win the Miss Nairaland title.

KingTom, have you been verified?

When the gods want to finish a man, they first make him mad
You well so?

dechandel:
Yasss baby!! Tell him

Kingtom you sha can go and die now

Yinmu march brake jor, I dey come back soon, make una enjoy for now

Beennkumar:
LOL.

Of course I do. When I'm with my wife.

You now use matching fonts?
I give up, Ekaette go home, Dechandel has won this ROUND!

dechandel:
Heheheh..
Gulder ultimate search toh badt
Ekaette wey you don shag finish??
E no go better for you

****Coughs, clears throat*******
Spiritual cleansing

Beennkumar:

Do you ever smile?

chemystery:
You deh ask me how to balance am abi? You no see this one below wey deh see Rhythms for my post wey him no fit point out. Very soon na Resonance and Refraction e go dey see. Ask am make him balance for you. Epitome of Nigeria lecturer. CRITICS AND INSATIABLE . KingTom see you girlfriend colleague here

dechandel:
Hehehehehe
That your mumu voicenote still dey make me laugh o

You know thats how we roll na .. You sef swerve joor
I take back my sorry

Mumu I mean wetin I talk. The fresh Ekaette dey here sef, big nyash like trailer. Chai When Beennkumar see am ehn, your jedi jedi turkey body no go trip am again

AgapeCharis:
*faints*

dechandel:
E pain you??
Sweetie i am so so sorry.. You should know it was all jokes na
Oya sorry you hear?

I no hear, mumu that was the trap I bin dey find to nail you, my kinsmen from Calabar don see the screenshots! We must liberate Beennkumar!!!

LegenduryNueLs:
Jixox

AgapeCharis:
Dechandel no be nama o. Na turkey she be.

Turkey wey get bird flu!

houstonia:
it doesn't make her any smarter and you any dumber does it??

I no fit understand wetin you jez write, but she go fit to understand

stephenqueen:

dechandel:
Efi hausa
I know say you go call me
Oya i didnt miss you.. Talk your own¿?

See this -Odidere oshi kekere! If no be say my guy AgapeCharis get convo with you, I for deal with you this night!
I miss you small o! That nama how market insult take style pain me o

AgapeCharis:
Omo the thing sweet me small.

I just dey look you and that nama Dechandel

No 13, my babe is a Lecturer and I am a roadside mechanic, so I disagree

Nursecaleb:
Orisirisi

Aminat508:
Orisirisi.......

Una be twins?

AgapeCharis:
Oh. . I see.
But why you bestfriendzone am nau? Anyway sha. . . #EdoGuysRock! You'll agree with me dechandel.


Reminds me of an interview I went for recently. A week after the interview I got a call from a lady and she said it's me **l**n. I immediately knew it was her cos we had a little chat. See as my belle drink fanta once!
When I asked her how she got my number she said she mistakenly took the attendance list home (iffa hear! )

This one dey here dey advertise himself

Yes you are right! We shall say no to this day light robbery!