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Romance › Re: Experience I Had With A Chick In A Taxi During Easter Break.:d by KingTom(m): 3:59pm On Apr 08, 2015
daveP:
i raybuked and she smiled. Bad ko...

(in olu jacob's stern warning accent) such temptation is uncalled for!
Hmmmmmm grin
Culture › Re: Historical Facts About Ilorin And Kwara Yoruba by KingTom(m): 3:59pm On Apr 08, 2015
stephenqueen103:
Kingtom
Jacksp.arrow1207
Pret
tythicksme
Iledge
K.inglekan
Orijin1.01
Report here now
See how Afonja ruined his people? grin
Nairaland General › Re: List of Funny trends on Nairaland by KingTom(m): 3:55pm On Apr 08, 2015
K

How does that affect the price of Garri in Ijebu?

6th to comment, Baba God noni

So this kin thread still dey? Chai End time things.

I don't know all these cuz I schooled in China

Sai Buhari!

Abeg submarine dey for sale o, Igbo boys how far una wan buy.


OP you forgot my guys, Konji na bastard!!!

grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Experience I Had With A Chick In A Taxi During Easter Break.:d by KingTom(m): 3:50pm On Apr 08, 2015
daveP:
Amberqueen dont squeeze face like that now.

Op is lying! KingT is saying the truth. Ive experienced this

than moment youre on a tight bank queue and her phone falls down and she lipsrsealed to pick it embarassed

i raybuke!
This boy bad paaa grin
Romance › Re: Experience I Had With A Chick In A Taxi During Easter Break.:d by KingTom(m): 3:49pm On Apr 08, 2015
adedeji65:
I knw abt d sizes and shapes, but dis got me thinking, I was like "if I dnt tlk to dis chick" e fit be Bleep up as d babe made it obviouz
You did well, but you for follow am reach her destination na, I once denied my father's house because I bin wan follow nwa baby reach final bus stop. When I got there, I feined ignorance, I said I didn't know anywhere, she now started directing me, gave me her number and asked me to call her up if I have any problems. Well She landed or rather I landed on her bed three days later grin grin grin I was from Ekiti that day! grin
Romance › Re: Experience I Had With A Chick In A Taxi During Easter Break.:d by KingTom(m): 3:40pm On Apr 08, 2015
adedeji65:
omg I can imagine! a corper frnd told me of his experience from benue to lagos, I dint believe him until last saturday!
Better believe my brother, women are of different shapes, sizes and everything grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy Shares Photo Of A New Movie With The Title "Sai Baba!" by KingTom(m): 3:39pm On Apr 08, 2015
Farano baby, someone created a similar thread albeit after yours. Your own is 1:51PM his own is 2:17PM, however his own is on Front page, so either you delete this one or you replace his own with yours, since yiu created it before him. Chai mod work dey sweet me o grin grin grin
www.nairaland.com/2244018/nollywood-releases-2015-election-movie
Romance › Re: Experience I Had With A Chick In A Taxi During Easter Break.:d by KingTom(m): 3:34pm On Apr 08, 2015
adedeji65:
lmao really
From Abia to Zamfara, my work has taken me places, deep places, tight places, hairy places and even stinky places grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Experience I Had With A Chick In A Taxi During Easter Break.:d by KingTom(m): 3:29pm On Apr 08, 2015
adedeji65:
sure I knw that buh my eyes don see diff chick's mostly corpers
Wetin my Eyes don see pass your own o grin
Politics › Re: Akiolu Not APC Spokesman-tinubu by KingTom(m): 3:23pm On Apr 08, 2015
kinibigdeal:
No difference
Over fermented palm wine at work.
Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Mocked Coffin Carried By Ihiala People Over Mass Rigging by KingTom(m): 3:22pm On Apr 08, 2015
theosuarez:
Very true, Jackson wanted to rig the election in favour of his APGA candidate..
Yes and he was given a dirty slap by a man whose coffin is being carried in his LGA grin
Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Mocked Coffin Carried By Ihiala People Over Mass Rigging by KingTom(m): 3:15pm On Apr 08, 2015
Logician:
This is what happens when you assume a post bigger than you, instead of answering my questions, you've decended so low from the title of "master" that I gave you, even though I meant "master of fools" you should have disappointed me by referring to me as delusional.

Conclusively, I refer you to my last questions. If you can't [size=28pt]expatitate[/size] further, forever hold your "piss" in your bladder.
EXPATIATE dear boy EXPATIATE. Please learn to spell correctly, I know some words are too difficult for a pea brained scoundrel such as yourself and may overwhelm you.
Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Mocked Coffin Carried By Ihiala People Over Mass Rigging by KingTom(m): 3:11pm On Apr 08, 2015
Alexander001:
am not in any way justifying what ubah did, bt what was obi Jackson doing in the collation room. ask inec official or is jega his brother?
Alexander, I am not in anyway interested in Obi Jackson or Ubah, I am simply pointing out to my brothers how SE politics is played, stealing and manipulation of results which Obi Jackson and T.A Orji are guilty of, and also lacking decorum and behaving like animals as per Ubah.
Romance › Re: Experience I Had With A Chick In A Taxi During Easter Break.:d by KingTom(m): 3:02pm On Apr 08, 2015
Baba Abeokuta babes are very responsible young women, just look at Lanicky, they don not maga zone guys like their Lagos counterparts. grin grin grin
Romance › Re: He Slept With A Mad Woman Without Condoms And Found This In His Room. by KingTom(m): 2:59pm On Apr 08, 2015
stephenqueen102:
She don ban me again
Kindly stop bothering her before you end up getting banned for life. grin

OP stop sleeping with mad women grin
Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Mocked Coffin Carried By Ihiala People Over Mass Rigging by KingTom(m): 2:57pm On Apr 08, 2015
Logician:
Can you expatiate before displaying rotten set of teeth and stroking your super diminishing ego.

When I said Uba is the good guy in the story, what made him bad? because he slapped someone he caught doing wrong? Or is the Oba afraid that Uba won't tolerate rigging in Lagos?

I'd learn more in anticipation of your further clarification.
Student of mine who refuses knowledge! Please I don't care about Ubah or Obi, I am simply pointing out to you my dear delusional friend how SE politics is played, by slapping and carrying coffins.
Now dear boy you might want to change that rubbish you typed up there to something that demonstrates the presence of a brain in your head.
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Voicenote Thread...... by KingTom(m): 2:47pm On Apr 08, 2015
naijaboiy:
You like [size=26pt]digging up[/size] stuff grin
shocked shocked lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: What Could Be Going On In This Picture....viewer Discretion Advised by KingTom(m): 2:44pm On Apr 08, 2015
A man bathing his dog grin
Politics › Re: Akiolu Not APC Spokesman-tinubu by KingTom(m): 2:34pm On Apr 08, 2015
kinibigdeal:
How can "you are" be your problem. OrIgin is working
By "Orlgin" you mean orijin right?
Romance › Re: He Slept With A Mad Woman Without Condoms And Found This In His Room. by KingTom(m): 2:32pm On Apr 08, 2015
stephenqueen101:
Because i ask kingtom why he dey fear her she come ban me...And because she wan collect me from u grin grin grin
You broke rule 20 undecided
grin grin grin
Travel › Re: Mistakes Made In Non English Speaking Countries by KingTom(m): 2:30pm On Apr 08, 2015
SammyHoe:
Je veux que tout
vous êtes gourmand! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Mocked Coffin Carried By Ihiala People Over Mass Rigging by KingTom(m): 2:27pm On Apr 08, 2015
Logician:
Enlighten me on reading and comprehension dear master!
Yes my student, well when you go back, you shall find out albeit late that I said and I quote "See Igbo politics" thus it encompasses Obi Jackson's fraud amd Ifeanyi Ubah's slap. I hope you learned some new virtues today, like patience and comprehension. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Akiolu Not APC Spokesman-tinubu by KingTom(m): 2:25pm On Apr 08, 2015
kinibigdeal:
So you know you have a problem already
I know, you are the problem I have.
Politics › Re: Akiolu Not APC Spokesman-tinubu by KingTom(m): 2:02pm On Apr 08, 2015
kinibigdeal:
You need to because am the only solution
You are part of the problem.
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by KingTom(m): 2:00pm On Apr 08, 2015
stephenqueen101:
grin grin grin
Yes na grin Babes no gree contest again! grin
Politics › Re: Akiolu Not APC Spokesman-tinubu by KingTom(m): 1:59pm On Apr 08, 2015
kinibigdeal:
Now, i understand
I am happy for you.
Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy Shares Photo Of A New Movie With The Title "Sai Baba!" by KingTom(m): 1:57pm On Apr 08, 2015
Nollywood never ceases to amaze me, that is how they did Ebola! and even Sars! Chibok girs! Chibok girls2, now Sai Baba! Tomorrow na APC vs PDP dem go do! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {nominations & Verifications} by KingTom(m): 1:56pm On Apr 08, 2015
stephenqueen101:
tongue
Who should we support grin grin
Nobody has approached me, like 2 years ago! So anybody wey come consult the house of Blaze, we go support amu grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Romance Section»»»»»» ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!! by KingTom(m): 1:55pm On Apr 08, 2015
Orijin101:
wetin dey do those mods sef! dem want make we set diz site ablaze abi angry
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Guys, Be Careful Of Who You Date Ooo! You Need To See This... by KingTom(m): 1:52pm On Apr 08, 2015
Wow, but how are they sure? Those neck tattoos are not that identical! grin
Politics › Re: Akiolu Not APC Spokesman-tinubu by KingTom(m): 1:50pm On Apr 08, 2015
kinibigdeal:
What is "No are you"? dont tell me you speaking English.
No, I am speaking Igbo! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Romance Section»»»»»» ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!! by KingTom(m): 1:50pm On Apr 08, 2015
Orijin101:
which mumu contest be datundecided ?
And i hear say dem ban alberto2k, unto wetin?
This thread na! for most funny grin You have a lot of votes.
As for Alberto2k, baba the heat is on o, our boys are being thrown in jail anyhow, Stephenqueen has just been sentenced grin grin grin

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