₦airaland Forum

stephenqueen:
two of una dey craze ba,u dey fight ontop ma wife Nicky Minaj,.Okay make we settle amu, I go give two of una Rihanna and Helen Paul, make una free ma wife for me.u knw say u be ma padi and I no wan chop ur eyes

Guy you sef wan go hell? Go heaven na!

stephenqueen:
Na orijin101 pickin be dat boi

Make the guy no hear o

stephenqueen:
I no na,na u go tell me?

Heediot!

egift:
Here is my take:
- Buhari will have the majority votes from the SW.
- Both the APC and PDP will have at least the required 25% from each state in the SW, unlike what happened in 2011.
- In Governorship, APC will retain Lagos and Ogun. Ekiti and Osun is not in contention. Oyo and Ondo too close to call.

In summary, Buhari is the next President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Prophet!!!!!!!!

stephenqueen:
Your head

E big wella

MayorofLagos:
Yorubas are not Southerners. We have always been and will cintinue to be WESTERNERS!

Yes boss!!!!!!!

That's my Mayor right there!

IdiAmin1:
Deeper life babes Chai bros, you wicked pass OBJ walahi. Oya mek we share am now. I only need the upper chamber of Nikki Minaj and the lower chamber of Kim. You can have the rest bro. Atleast I'm not greedy

You see am! That Idi Amin wey you name yourself after, your evil pass him own. So you wan make I carry Nicky Minaj fake nyash abi, so e go explode shey? God don catch you, ok I will be merciful, manage Jenifer Lopez first na, then When that stuupid Girl Iggy Azalea come, you sef go get two me I go follow get two. One real, One fake, 50/50.

Yomieluv:
to err is human.

I know and to highlight mistakes so that corrections can be effected is human too.

stephenqueen:
why u dey laff na u think say I dey wine u ba?
the title of the album is 2 kings

I know na

PassingShot:
Keep this crap. GEJ was determined to perpetuate himself by all means possible including rigging. It was the determination of INEC chairman, Prof Jega to use PVC and card reader that threw spanner in his plan. Otherwise the votes wouldn't still have counted as usual.

No need to go down the memory lane but it is cheap and lame argument to say GEJ never wanted to rig. what about the 1.4 million votes from Rivers state, or do you believe that figure was genuine.

I thank your mother for giving birth to such a Wise child! Kudos my brother.

unstableaswater:
SW will never contest election with the North in this country.

I trust my people, dey can keep record and dont forget anything.

In the event the Southwest contest with the North? They should not come down SS/SE to campaign, becos our vote will already belong to the North.

Hear yourself!

IdiAmin1:
In that case, abeg shift for me. With those two beside me, I can quench the fire there. God purnish devil

Guy space no dey again o, Go Heaven na, I heard Deeper Life Long skirt girls are there to receive you, besides Oga Satan talk say I must remove the poison from Kim K and Minaj's bodies. cD

stephenqueen:
Go download the latest album,olamide and phyno dropped album together, omo dos tracks badt gan

Hmmmmmmmmmm

IdiAmin1:
Hey bro, hellfire awaits you maka Chukwu

Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian will be in Hell too bro, So bring on the FIRE!!!!!

My reincarnation is complete!

I just admire this man, especially the calm way with which he handled the thug Orubebe! He should be given a key position, this is a true Nigerian, unlike Maurice Iwu who was a disgrace to himself and his family. Buhari please make Jega EFCC chairman.

Sai Baba
Sai Buhari
Sai APC

whizqueen:
Jealousy is not one of my [size=28pt]thing[/size]

Unlike Yomieluv, you won't be spared!




GBAGAUN!!!!

Yomieluv:
Fiance has habit of not allowing me to sleep,except she's ready to sleep..she will be blowing air to my ears to disturb me..

She also like clinging to TV remote,so I won't change channels,that made me bought TV to the bedroom,but at times,I prefer staying at the sitting room..

Aside that,she's a lovely person to be with,she doesn't hold grudge with me at all..just a simple "sorry",she's back to her normal self..I love her so so much.

Awwwwwwww, Yomi you will be a great husband. I love this

Because of this, I won't do my job of highlighting your gbagauns.

stephenqueen:

The thing pain am I swear!

stephenqueen:
Your papa yansh,who dem ban..na for those olosho's place wey dey give free sex I dey kabo

Chai My pikin don finally join bad gang

jieta:
u cant allow asari dokumbo to rule u bt u can allow a working corpse to rule u

You can't even spell WALKING

Orijin101:
chimerase2
Na lie jhoor

You don take eye see am since yesterday?

CharlesNneji1:
*WARNING* Lazy readers...please, keep off, this article might be too long for you. Infact, this might end up being a long long thread*

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Lol.

Hair salons are very dangerous. As in, female hair salons. they are one of the most dangerous places a guy can ever enter.

Why?

Because what girls say in hair saloons can kill a guy's confidence gan.

How?

In hair salons, after hearing single girls analyse guys who are asking them out, you will come out covering your face on behalf of most single men
out there.

First, the conversation will start with a general discussion about guys...

...then they will narrow it down to the horribly annoying things guys do, gradually they will tear guys up and spit out how foolish and desperate for love some guys are. As she talks about the "mumu-ness" of the guy who is asking [size=40pt]him[/size]out, all her friends will throw back their heads and laugh.

It is an ugly experience if you watch girls talk about a guy in this way, some babes get bad mouth die abeg...and my mission is to make sure no babe ever takes a guy i come in contact with for granted.

Here is the hard truth.

IT IS POSSIBLE THAT A GIRL YOU ARE ASKING OUT, NOW OR IN THE PAST, HAVE LAUGHED AT YOU WITH HER FRIENDS.

But chill, what i am about to show you right now will make sure that a girl never laughs at you behind your back when you show interest in her.

My hope is that after learning this, you will use it and change how you interact with girls.

Now, let's begin...

1. FOR GIRLS, FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

Most dudes don't get this.

Baba, because she is opening teeth for you and throwing you 360 degrees hugs every time does not mean she is attracted to you in a romantic way.

For girls a friend is different from a boyfriend. and when a girl starts seeing you as a friend IT WILL BE RARE for her to see you as a boyfriend - ever again (Go and ask any girl).

Some days back i read an article where some dude was advising guys that the best way to make a girl like you is to go to her and become her friend and with time she will start liking you...

I read the article and laughed, as in, threw back my head and laughed.

In might work in hollywood but try it in real life and you MIGHT end up in friend zone quarters till you grow white bear-bear. You need to do something else - something else that always works all the time.

You see, girls classify guys into two when they meet them; it is either they place you as someone they can date or they place you as someone they can never date.

If she places you as someone she can not date, when you ask out let me show you what will happen...

- First she will be shocked that you've even asked asked out in the first place (You that she saw as a "brother"
- Then she will beg you that you two should just remain friends
- Then she will start ignoring you.

In that order.

Now, you might be asking yourself the following questions...

One; How or why does a girl decide to date one guy and decides not to date another guy?
Two; why is it difficult for girls to date a guy they have been just friends with for a long time
Three; How do i make sure that a girl sees me as someone she wants to date.

To know the answer to these above 3 questions, you have understand how a girl knows that she would like to date a guy.

and that is what i will show in the continuation of this thread....

I will continue the thread immediately i get 30 comments under this post.

For daring to call me a lazy reader! GBAGAUN!!!!!!!

Orijin101:
Dem suppose ask from we regular banees before dem carry out any operation wey go lead to ban. . .


I dey pity dem sha, dem go jez dey read mentions but dem no go fit reply. . .

Chai ma that one dey pain pass. I hear say Chimerase2 don deactivate on top Uncle Jonah matter o

rubey:
Brother johnny-English can you stop stalking me?

Mama I know say you dey vex say dem don open your yellow nyansh, wait o The yellow nyash no be your own? .

ivyy:

*runs to bed*

Oh You don see my Krew fear don catch you abi?

rubey:
Hmmmn! I think everybody [size=30pt]if[/size] left to believe whatever they want! I am sexy and I know it

Less I forget, Bad belle is so much welcomed!

Aunty Please stop disgracing me na

Orijin101:
say wetin na?

Dem go derail thread

E be like o