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samflexxy:
ggrin come handle this guy o

FLAWLES come and chain your guy o

dyadeleye:
Thanks jere...make dem dey form holy holy...we are all in this together..!

Abi, I dey shower now sef

samflexxy:
ask me again

Bross don't mind these wicked people abeg, just dey jejely live your life, nothing do you

Mprex:
lolss. Naughty you. But i'm shy na

Okay oya close your eyes.

****Picks her up and kisses her****

LieDetector:
1. The separators. They're always around. Before a fight is about to ensue, You'll see them pop out from nowhere and trying to calm the fighters down.

2. The judges. Unlike the separators, the judges are not always around. They arrive like 15-30seconds after the separators. They ask the fighters the cause of their fight before ruling on who's at fault.

3. The observers. Of course there must be an observer in every thing that has to do with "types of people". They are just there to watch how the fight is being fought. Ask them the cause of the fight and what you'll get is an "I don't know" reply. I fall under this category

4. The record keepers. They may know any of the fighters well and his life history. They'll tell you how often/seldom he fights. They know the last time he fought and what actually caused the fight.

5. The askers. These ones are always late. They come towards the concluding part of the thing and bombard you with questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?

6. The walkaholics. These ones are similar to the askers. They're never satisfied with any information you give them. They walk from place to place in search of answers like they were given a project to work on.

7. The woman wrappers : lol. funny but true. They're everywhere. They cease any opportunity that comes their way. they'll sight from afar to see if there's any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight then walk down and ask her the cause of the fight. They'll deviate from the actual discussion and the next thing you'll see is them exchanging numbers.

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Mprex:
PDA is beautiful but its not for shy peeps like me. Op, your friend is either insensitive or she did that on purpose

But I want to show you off to the world with all the PDA, oya kiss me na, don't be shy

So make I no frown again abi?

okiezman:
Gej till 2019

Buhari is a satan

Tinubu is an owl

Osibanjo is a thief like tinubu that why they mingle together. If he's a pastor then light and darkness has nothing in comon cos tinubu and buhari is darkness themselves

Bobo activate your brain na, it's dormant

Oya who wan challenge me?

samflexxy:
I bought a friend of mine(female)flowers on christmas day, expensive ones(whiterose), and her reaction was like "huh" thank you sha" with a straight face, I felt humiliated. So here comes the question do naija babes find flower and maybe chocolate as an ideal gift?

I don't know what to type

Oya let the girl's people bleep his two teenage daughters, let's see how he will feel Useless man

You be winch?

I don't know what to say

My father never told me he loved me, when I wanted to drop out of school He whipped me senseless with his belt, and people around told me he did not love me. Today I am a successful man. I realize that even though my dad never said he loved me, he did love me. Moral of ther story: True love is deep.


















Meanwhile I love you.

AfricanApple:
any difference between him and the one that do not have a child?

What is this one asking

stebell:
@ OP, they will not only deactivate their account, get new monikers, they will even try to shut down Nland like they tried doing after the Ekiti Election.

They know Buhari is past tense and so they try to repackage him to suite modern tym but it won't work.

GEJ rocks
Buhari succks.

On the contrary
Buhari Rules
GEJ drools

RebelLeader15:
badoo, u don kill me ooo


I don laugh my belle scatter here.

U funny DIE





I Hon(Chief) Agbalowomeri RebelLeader15 wish to announce to the public that I am the proud owner of the 3 spaces.


I booked and have paid for it....



So beware of 419 including my son KAMORU (Omo ale jatijati)



If you are interested in buying any of the space, pls call my number 08169343652

Hon(Chief) Agbalowomeri RebelLeader15 announcing for the Family

Hon. you have been warned, make person no arrest you for trespassing o

RebelLeader15:
If you aren't the biggest fool, then you must be competing for the post of the biggest fool on NL







I Hon(Chief) Agbalowomeri RebelLeader15 wish to announce to the public that I am the proud owner of the 3 spaces.


I booked and have paid for it....



So beware of 419 including my son KAMORU (Omo ale jatijati)



If you are interested in buying any of the space, pls call my number 08169343652

Hon(Chief) Agbalowomeri RebelLeader15 announcing for the Family



omi yale finally

This is really tragic, Lekki will never be the same.


Hon. RebelLeader15 I chief Aorinde AKA Omo Gbogbo Eleyi wish to announce that we shall be confisticating your Lands because you have not been paying your SB.AN dues.

Our President His Excellency Dr. Englishmart and Vice President Hon. Iceberylin have blacklisted you.

Also our Spiritual leader Sir. Chimerase2 also has a case with you, as it was revealed that you have not paid your spiritual fees for two months now.






Signed Prof. Tom
Secretary General SB.AN













K . T B

oduastates:
Drainage to stop an ocean?

No mind the mumus

Unibenstudent:
the thunder weh one fire that blogger,angel micheal dey prepare am..

Baba stop derailing na

Unibenstudent:
only with I phone5 na u fit catch our girls,so better make some people no go use their school fees to please our gals

Ok na but make I just carry $10 just incase

Unibenstudent:
that na confirm lie our girls are expensive,,

If I hear

Unibenstudent:
that na confirm lie our girls are expensive,,

I I hear

Unibenstudent:
all this nairaland winch weh one kill me E.g make I no call names make dey no ban me..

So na $10 una girls dey like abi