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Unibenstudent:
anyway seems u and tom are lovers,I wish ur relationship a good one.

Nayah:
King tom my sweet love

Today I woke up to Calendar Reminder screaming Happy Birthday. It is a special day indeed, Nairalanders please join me in celebrating this special person. "Happy birthday to you Nayah, you are
woman of valour, a
girl whose extreme beauty can melt hearts of
stone. Your smile
radiates like the morning sun, you take away all
our breaths when you
type, your face gives me a glimpse of what paradise should look like. vous êtes une belle femme. Happy
birthday. I am currently working on your present, in the meantime, let's enjoy the many faces of your beauty. Guys prepare to be weakened by a true beauty. Once again Happy Birthday. Kingtom.

VanTee20:
#17
Akpors has been admiring his neighbor’s wife for long. She always give him
this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpors didn’t know how to approach the
lady to tell her of his desires because she’s married.

One day the lady herself
approached Akpors alone in his apartment.

AKPORS: Hello.

LADY: Hi.

AKPORS: Is everything
alright?

LADY: Yes. Just need little
help from you (Smiling
seductively).

AKPORS: Wow! Anything for the angel.

LADY: I…I…I…just don’t
know how to say this. I’ll be so ashamed ƒ myself if I ask and you say no.

AKPORS: Oh my lady. you
don’t have to. I am ready to do anything for you.

LADY:You know, it’s been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled…

AKPORS: Yes! Yes! Yes!

LADY: And even when he’s around, he has some…
(pause for a while) he has
some disabilities…

AKPORS: oh poor
you… You must have been going through hell!

LADY: I know you’ll be
stronger than him…

AKPORS: Sure.

LADY: Can you help me?

AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure, I’m ready if you are ready.

LADY: Oh thank goodness! that’s why I came to you. Can you help me
carry our deep freezer
from our kitchen to the next street for repairs?.

****Dies****

chimerase2:
u see wetin u cause
Wen u go dey follow a whole man of God drag all dis small small osusu

chimerase2:
Chai me asin a whole me a man of god woman wrappering
Kingtom suppose collect no 1 self
Well shaa comment

Comment reservoir

Zombie

chimerase2:
Wa tosin omo iya mi ma name no suppose first kingtom nah haba
U no de fear God
Kingtom of all pple

Some guys don high dey post Patueh!!!!

Chai Tosyne2much who released you now

JoeCutie:
What's this?



KingTom, biko come & see.

Uncle Joe abeg I just dey come back from shrine, I no wan upset the gods with this madness

AgapeCharis:
Na so una dey waka unclad for calabar ba?

Na so una first parents Adam and Eve teach us na

Unibenstudent:
if u try that one for Lagos,ministry of environment go just put u inside lorry and carry u straight to yaba left,no bus stop.

Bro leave that thing, una lagos people sef na dem invent that style

Unibenstudent:
bro u well so,make u try am ,snap pinshures first.

See my swagg below na

Unibenstudent:
that alobam shirt is in the past now,I wan go shop today,do u have any ideas of trending wears?

Waka naked bross, na the latest fashion be that!

chimerase2:
ma friend put ua face down
Uguru go hang ua face oh

Man of God

chimerase2:
na me u de twist face for?

Na me u dey squeeze face for?

chimerase2:
u dnt knw politics

And you do?

Happy Anniversary Hon. Olusola Elliot

Well bye bye Rivers state. Welcome foolishness and Stupidity, welcome destruction. Wike over to you boss

Janeify:
Now I'm crying

Now I'm weeping

Janeify:
Like this shey

You sabi the work jare

samflexxy:
for sure that's how we roll

Not like you wey go Oxford University

samflexxy:
no I schooled in france lile to be precise

Oh so you know Iceberylin then, he schooled in Marseille not too far from Lille

ggrin:
osinwin!

kétékété

samflexxy:
I tell you but I thank God say me no be naijaboiy

Am from north america
Califonia to be precise

But you schooled in Ajegunle

ggrin:
na me be "THIS" abi

Na you na