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HRH Sanusi said From all indications the attackers had been planning their attack for at least two months. Those of you blowing the statement out of proportion should hold your tongues, our brothers over there need calm and reassurance over their safety from their leaders! That is exactly what Sanusi has done. The other one is busy threatening to wipe out the existence of BH when he had not even sent a representative to visit the place. SMH

Mondisweets:
how are u?

I just dey o

Medunah:
Hian! Old man indeed

I am old o!

Mondisweets:
hey tom

Hello sweets

Mondisweets:
Women dont have a problem with being submissive to a man who respects and honours them. Thats how a healthy relationship normally works

Very true.

Medunah:
Lol, this got me laffing real hard...this means that u do it too

In my younger days my dear, now old age has caught up with me

Medunah:
Lol, true that but am talking bout a situation wen ur still walking towards them, in this case they re seeing ur front nd not the back

Ah but they must have seen you before, and one mischievous guy may just say "Omo that one in red ehn, her nyash dey like say na iron dem iron am" this will thus provoke general laughter and there you have it. Also the frontal views too

Dotwillis1:
then u pretend lik u tryna catch a fly

Medunah:
Na this one dey vex me pass, u start checking urself to see if theres sumfin amiss with your dressing, or check if ur hair looks Ok or try to remember if u have insulted any of them before for making passes at you

Or if your nyash is flat

That awkward moment when you see your crush riding at the back of your friend's car

That awkward moment when you see your old colleague from Uni running towards you, and you spread out your arms to receive a hug only for Her to pass you and go towards another guy.


Girls wicked sha

Mondisweets:
I like chilled people like ochon, R231, Kingtom and bejahiskky

ghost1718:
bross abeg no vex onitsha don get their own Jizos??

Even their own satan sef!

nickz:
derailers.........e.g ggrin,andyblaze and nickz

Fixed!

Cheriepet:
ah beg o where KingTom dey abeg come help me settle dis thing o....

oya make i go bring champagne for u buh hope say JJ no go kill me

It's allowed

daveP:
(sees kingtom cuddled up with icefrost and in only boxers, touches and discovers it to be a lifeless dummy) (to lanicky) hehehehe. Happy Thankgiving day! E don pass but make we dey greet am dey go.

lanicky:
Lol....thought I saw Kingtom in d freezer

Good evening sis.

Na wa o!

RedBenson:
University of Roma nko? Couldnt avoid that as well?

Okay I will do my PhD there

CalabarBoi:
gbam!!! my oga has spoketh

i love the portable ones that vibrate nonstop

Na so

RedBenson:
I see! Then Juventus University should've been better cos standard of education there is commendable. Why didnt you opt for that?

It was too expensive.

In SS1 I approached my colleague to ask her out, she said my head is too big at the top of her voice and the whole class heard

RedBenson:
Why? Why didnt they bring you guys to Benfica University in Portugal where i schooled?

They were to send us to Lisbon University but they said they had reached their maximum capacity so when i did my masters they sent me to the university of Milan instead