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Braggado u don start again u nor go let people hear word.....

Real niggarrrr my a$$

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn

As a real niggarrr
The only thing that caught my attention or raised my eyebrow is that MacBook Pro

God knows i love apple
When you are with MacBook Pro then you can view the world
Even this them rema MacBook Pro be like the low budget one and small children own

Because the real niggarrrs own nor dey illuminate from back and the Apple logo dey black finish

Too good in bombing and changing internet protocol

Got mine last year

MrCork:
..U call your sef king worry... worry for wot).. and then u complain u can't find woman on nairaland...why?
.. bro do u no How to kiss? (No ofeense )

[color=#4c62e0] Sound Sooo amateur [/color]
Where did I complain to you that I can't find a woman??
Yes I'm King Warri, you gat a problem with that??

MrCork:
..erm bro, u from worry..
..am from London.
...technicaly this usually mean we not on the same level when it comes to chasing women!!(No ofeense)

You type like ur moniker.... D*ckhead

Eternitymedia88:
Jesu!!!
Delta people are very wicked ooo
See as dem burn only the legs.
These guys will come out in their next lives as cripples!

My belle.... Oooh
Very funny

Mutemenot:
Calabrized Deltans are learning fast from their calabar zone

Learn waitin?

Dem tell you say na 2day burning start for Warri?

None sense

My love for this sport RUGBY sha .....

If only it's done in Nigeria....

I remember playing it back then in junior secondary school using bobo cans or viju as the ball...

sexy74:
That's not possible its one of those things that spice up a relationship.
If a lady tell you no sex until marriage she should not expect any thing from you until marriage too.

Most times she might be double dating on you..

ImaIma1:
True. More babes seem 2 be able 2 cope wit it but as for men, I cnt say d same

Story... And they will be banging ur frenz or other guys.. Calling you mumu... From my own experience
It's not a bad idea but the persons involved most be faithful to themselves

Annie001:
Education is the key
But look at me now

But they never told us what the padluck is....
Smh

A wedding dress or bridal gown is the clothing worn by a bride during a wedding ceremony. Color, style and ceremonial importance of the gown can depend on the religion and culture of the wedding participants.


For most of history, brides rarely purchased a dress specifically for their wedding day. The bride would typically wear her finest dress to the ceremony, even if it was a dark color. In fact, many brides wore black during this time. Only a few colors were avoided, such as green, which was then considered unlucky. Blue was a popular choice as it represented purity, piety and a connection to the Virgin Mary, plus the dark color easily hid stains and imperfections and could be worn again.

Brides dressed in the height of current fashion, with the richest materials their families' money could buy. The poorest of brides wore their best church dress on their wedding day.


Though examples of brides wearing white can be traced back as early as 1406. The first documented instance of a princess who wore a white wedding dress for a royal wedding ceremony is that of Philippa of England, who wore a tunic with a cloak in white silk bordered with squirrel and ermine in 1406, when she married Eric of Pomerania. Mary, Queen of Scots, wore a white wedding dress in 1559 when she married her first husband, Francis, the Dauphin of France, because it was her favorite color, although white was then the color of mourning for French Queens. This was not yet a widespread trend.


The 1840 marriage of England’s [color=#f0cf99]Queen Victoria[/color] to her cousin Prince Albert is considered the seminal white-wearing occasion. Dripping with orange blossoms, her stunning white dress inspired thousands of common folk to follow suit.

Almost a decade after the wedding, Godey’s Lady’s Book, one of the first women’s magazines in America, declared that white was the most fitting hue for a bride.


Later, many people assumed that the color white was intended to symbolize virginity, though this was not the original intention.
Source:
¤ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedding_dress
¤ https://allthatsinteresting.com/history-of-wedding-gowns

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Jaynom:
You'll do traditional wedding then do the White man's Traditional wedding! SMH

At least one brilliant person.... I don't just understand Nigerians..... Some people will even connect it to the Bible.... Smh

ojasweb:
Based on the analysis of the concept behind the first logo, the designer claimed that the logo combines the company's IVM to make a symbolic eagle shape.

where the beak stands for strong and ruggedness. and
The eyes stand for clear vision into the future.

I don't have the full analysis in my head but i hope to share it here.

Logo goes beyond just combining initials. The first design communicate their brand better.

Exactly my thoughts..... If you even look at the end 1st one very well it looks more like the face of a wolf.....

okeyumez:
I prefer the second design. It shows IVM in a symbolic way
The first design is good but it looks like a secret cult logo

I don't think so... Look at it carefully (the 1st) it looks more like a wolf face.... And the meaning is not in the surface....

Crespostakes:
she is still refusing to back down. I have told my fiancee, let's say my relationship is about to crash

Hmmmm...... It won't crash.... If Your fiancee is mature she would trust you more.... For telling the truth.... Now you 've Let her in she will be the one to Chase that lady

donstan18:
I don't know for women, but I strongly believe that children are one of the major reasons why most men settle down.

Reason the day a man becomes a father is more memorable than his wedding day.

So I think it's proper not to wait for anything before making babies, especially these days where 70% of slay queens are womb-less. Start immediately to help you know if you married a fertile woman or not.


In fact, any lady that fails to take in at most, 2 months after wedding should be questioned or sent packing.

As if women are the only ones with fertility issues... What if the man is potent
[color=#e4c002]
THINK ABOUT IT [/color]

Crespostakes:
The lady just sent me a long text message telling me how she loves and I shouldn't break her heart. She has been sending me messages since it happened. I am trying not to be rude.

Tell that LADY to leave you alone..... Tell you where only into her for one time sex and thats all...

Fountainofyouth:
Honestly our ancient parents nor try at all, most didn't teach their offspring basic teaching on sex and all, we all should do better with our kids please, it can prevent soo many ills.

Some of them think telling their children about it will make them become wayward and that is so wrong... Parents should never hold back to teach their children about sex

setobaba:
you have chosen wisely my bro. I will deny this country called Nigeria for a piece coconut.


Foolish qouters pls beware

Abeg no b only u jooor

rtdCivilservant:
At least I know him very well and can tell u that he is not getting any aid from anywhere.

He must have saved b4 marriage.... I also think he has a strict financial policy

NoHoper:
I earn 250K and I hardly manage to save 50K at the end of the month. I'm "compelled" to pay a number of people salaries because they have similar genetic materials as me

A girl is better off marrying dude that earns 30K over me.

It all bores down to financial management

jobsmiths:
Na Africans dey there O..... Cheap publicity, white man has no ears and time for this dingy crap

And you think say White man no dey sing scrap

Try listen to this American artist below and come back and tell me the sense in their songs
@Young thug
@lil pump
@lil uzi vert
@Tori Lanez
@lil yatchy
@cardi b
@migos
@lil peep
@lil zen
@tekachi 6ix9ine

NOTE: There famous in U. S singing nonsense.

Kaybex007:
When people say Nigeria musicians are not known in America, I don't see it as a big deal cuz even most of these world foreign famous footballer are also not known in AMERICA. I have seen a video on yahoo news where three famous footballers were bounced out by security men of a club and they were making mouth saying "do you know who I am" and to be sincere with you no one knew them until the news came out the following day and the press made it know that they were public figure. You all should stop acting as if nowadays Nigerians musicians are the only one singing rubbish and nonsense, even the so called western world. Most of their nowadays musicians sing rubbish except for the old ones who are still relevant in the industry and some few new ones that are talented. I am a lover of rap, I also used to say that the foreign musicians were doing better than us until I got fed up with their music cuz all I was hearing was Bleep, money, booty, boobs, party, and all sorts of derogatory words. Only few among them have classical music just same way it is right here.

Don't mind them.... They Always think they are superior when they listen to foreign music

kenzysmith:
e pain am

No mind them... Forgetting say na game...
Afterall dose wey agree to play for Nigeria wetin dem don win :\
Nothing

flex04:
Oga both na scam... i remember my guy bought S3 for 64k Dec last year, if not that God made it stolen by April this year which rendered my guy phoneless since then. Na so my guy for take dye of hypertension after discovering that infinix Na scam releasing an S4 for 45K.

Don't know what you talking about but m currently using my infinix for about two years now with no problem whatsoever....

10000followers:
These slangs would be hard to explain to a non-Nigerian.

Every country has unique traditions as well as slangs, which are spoken throughout the country. In Nigeria, there are slangs unique to secondary schools, university life, and even regions of the country. Foreigners might have a hard time understanding these slangs and locals might have a hard time explaining them. Here are a few of the slangs unique to Nigeria street life.


1. Ehen!

This exclamation has different interpretations, depending on the context in which it was used. It could mean "I get it", "and so?" "yes", "okay", "continue", "as i was saying", "that reminds me", etc.

*Credit*-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWJnVxd4Es

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2. Jara

Jara is a noun derived from the Yoruba language and it means to add extra or give a freebie after something has already been bought or paid for, at the seller's discretion. E.g. "Please add jara".

3. Osha pra pra

This salutation is used when one is praising another, which is loosely translated to mean "you are dope!". It is mostly used in the street to hail/greet a friend or acquaintance who is passing by.

4. Ajebutter

Ajebutter, ajebo, 'bota' or 'botti', simply refers to one who is born with a silver spoon. It can be loosely translated to mean "bourgeoisie". E.g. "That babe is an ajebutter".

5. Lepa/Orobo

Lepa is a noun that refers to a sexy slim woman. E.g. "That lepa babe is hot". Orobo is loosely the opposite of lepa. It refers to a sexy plump/ thick woman. It can also be used as a derogatory remark.


6. Ashewo

This noun is a slang for sex workers. It can also be a derogatory term.

7. Amebo

This word is used to refer to a person who likes to gossip or spread gossip and cannot be trusted. It can also be used to refer to gossip itself. E.g. "You too like amebo" or "That girl is an amebo".

8. Abi/shey/ba

Abi, shey or ba are slang that act sort of like punctuation. They are mostly used for confirmation after a statement, thereby turning it into a question. They are like the English "right?" E.g. "You are coming for my party, abi/shey/ba?"

9. Over-sabi

This is a noun referring to someone who is a busy-body, or mocking someone who over-performs his/her intelligence/knowledge. E.g. "I did not ask you, over-sabi."

10. Kolo

This verb means to go crazy or mad. This can mean literally or metaphorically depending on the context. E.g. "He don kolo".
Credit-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWJnVxd4Es

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In addition to the your list

Mumu = fool

Commot = remove/leave

Ikebe = female ass

Kpekus = pvssy

Lego = kick the bucket

Crash = sleep

Kporkpor = police

Pikin = child

Wetin = what

sykeng:
Come warri make you hear slangs.

No mind that one.... E be like say dem don 4get say na warri pidgin take burst

sugarsoul:
what of kukuma? what does that one mean? as in when someone goes "you kuku/kukuma know that my own no hard"

kukuma can be translated to 'just' or 'already'

ebuk4real:
Nice one

How about having the confidence to protest for the release of Sowore?

Only go start am na