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U sure say d girl no go carry pregnancy come from outside?
this sean na mumu o

Mtcheeeew!
One of the things he failed to achieve was to start another civil war by trying to make his fictional writing real in: there was a country!

Na who be d pauper wey kidnap civil servant?

The reporter is simply foolish. He shld focus on his country.
And jonathan shld do quick and go back to his village. he don try

ecosanders: so u cnt diff btw a Nig and a Foreigner? Smh

my frnd stop dt. This is logical argument. U cannot. Unless u undstnd hausa of they got tribal marks.
All other attributes like dirtiness, wry smile, yellow teeth, wringled hair, thick black skin etc are the same!

*** Learned to build a cage but never caught one dove!

*** played the boss everytime. And my type of boss alwys kill the actor

***can anyone remember...''Dodging-fire"?

*** alwys love to play husband to busola! And we alwys send our children to boarding school!

*** ground ma biscuits to powdery form and licking it

*** licked the bowl with ma tongue

*** stole 'biro', remove the name tag, suck the ink and smashing the bottom of the pen.

Kingslaw: Ok,i don see arm.
Waitin we go do next?

remove dt 'king' from ur name. U're embarrassing me! I swear!

dridowu: 9JA MY COUNTRY I HAIL THEEEEEEEEEEEE

stale!

melorious4: Which type of tablet is been sold for 26k?

chloroquine!!!
I bet 26k is too much for dt sef

Your girl's pushie stays tight cos u dnt av to take it out on her everytime. She needs an assistant!

hornipipe: how can your wife shave your beards for you? Is that another form of romance

that xynerise shld be careful because if u offend ur girl wella, she will cut ur throat by mistake!

A child doesn't knw medicine, he say na vegetable.
A ram dt reverses is not running away, but gathering potentials!
U think she no dey follow u talk?
She is currently in Ijebu with her native doctor. By the time she comes back, u will be d one beggin her for relationship.
U better leave town!

*clears throat*
I want to send a shout out...
OP, can I use ur thread?

As of ds moment, am d only one keepin this yeye thread alive, and u're abusing me.
No problem, I will withdraw ma stake and u will be left high and dry!
Nansense!
And besides, can't u do a little reaserch?
Eggs lives up to 3days while sperms can use up to seven sometimes.
Do d math!

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Is dt d new craze in town? Thanks a heap?
I am die!

OP: cool

iyabde: First of all,I think u should follow her 4 another pregnancy test in ur presence,if positive,for how many months?
I won't advice abortion esp if either of u has a source of income. If trust/fidelity or lack of it wasn't d cause of d break up,I think u both should have a sit down with a matured adult and look for a way forward with ur relationship.
Take it to God in prayer,whatever ur religion.

why shld it be wen they av tried all options dt they shld take it to God?
Didn't God tell u no premarital sex?
U can't buy fron d devil ans ask God for reply!
Well, I do, and I think I'm special. The OP's not

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Sorry, it's not even existing in the first place

Slidey!
And it's not a nickname, a diminutive, it is.

Oh! I get u.
U mean a sperm u've stored for six days inside ur tube and release the whole yogourt inside the lady?
Of course it will!!!
It will ferment na.
Well, unless of course u stored the sperm inside d refridgerator and on the day of sex u drink up and release it cold!!!!
Erm....wots ur age dude?

[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]See this man... You are making light this matter that has given me both headache, fever and restlessness combined abi.

Did you father a child like me? As in, same way?[/quote]it didn't give u HIV, Only headache?
Guy, be shaking. I mean, be scared!

East-side!!!

It annoys me wen people like wole soyinka wastes his time like ds as if Nigeria has a president!

Most things I wanna biliv, most things I don't wanna. But jes wen I jes dnt wanna, a marriage crashes, and the words filled the air in regrets of, 'and I was warned by my pastor'!!
And jes wen I wanna biliv, a pastor confesses,'I lied to her dt he is not her husband so dt....'.
Now, what d fucck is all dz?
But d bible's gotten an answer since ages,'pray'.
Why cldnt we jes do it on our own?

[quote author=Yeske!]First it was the Sultan of Sokoto,then collaborators down south in their usual falling in line form (Gani Adams etc) and now this. smh. So much for free education.[/quote]the same mentality of, 'the oil is ours' still reeks outta ur utterances!
Wen u brothers were forming militancy groups, y'all support them in wasting tax payers' money in educating criminals down east!
Of course it's 'oyel' money so it is urs. Init?
Now d abokis wan chop, jona daft dey form. It's no wonder they slay ur brothers up north as retaliation!
Now u throw rawkuz that the yorubas aligns, who do u think u're fooling. Both u and ur brothers up north are so much an illiterate dt violence is ur game. Who cares
Give d north amnesty!
No be ur brothers dem dey murder up north?

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You are the type d went to one affiliate social school and turn urself marriage consellor! Useless people who end up breakin than making relationships with cheap talks!
What happened to proper training? So, if he sees it bad farting around, he has secrets?
Mtcheeeeewwwwww!!!!

Family matters. I dnt like puttin mouth

Yield: There're some things you shouldn't ask someone on a first date, that's one of them. Always have some tic-tacs on hand.

u knw, I av a bad breathe so strong dt people pay me to sing in their rooms because d odour kills mosquitoes!

Popowaa: I will also be open

like how many abortions u've had?
Erm...I mean supposin u did!

U people shld stop scaring others na. Which kind fiction be ds.
Pls av it in mind dt I av a girlfriend far away. Don't put imaginations in ma head na!

So, engaging in and accepting deviances is part of showing love too?
Better use ur head around me!

Foolishness!!!
It's one shoe i'm not good at sliding in!
Will like to see how it feels!
BTW, it's debasing trying to use jonathan as u yardstick for attributes! Give us a worthy man! Even the dead steve job is way better