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You are the type d went to one affiliate social school and turn urself marriage consellor! Useless people who end up breakin than making relationships with cheap talks!
What happened to proper training? So, if he sees it bad farting around, he has secrets?
Mtcheeeeewwwwww!!!!

Family matters. I dnt like puttin mouth

Yield: There're some things you shouldn't ask someone on a first date, that's one of them. Always have some tic-tacs on hand.

u knw, I av a bad breathe so strong dt people pay me to sing in their rooms because d odour kills mosquitoes!

Popowaa: I will also be open

like how many abortions u've had?
Erm...I mean supposin u did!

U people shld stop scaring others na. Which kind fiction be ds.
Pls av it in mind dt I av a girlfriend far away. Don't put imaginations in ma head na!

So, engaging in and accepting deviances is part of showing love too?
Better use ur head around me!

Foolishness!!!
It's one shoe i'm not good at sliding in!
Will like to see how it feels!
BTW, it's debasing trying to use jonathan as u yardstick for attributes! Give us a worthy man! Even the dead steve job is way better

Booty4me: wh0 are this people?

'these'.
But note: e never reach make u dey find my own mistake too o!

One of the rules is, 'don't keep babies in the front seat'!
Even wen u look at the sun breaker, the sign is clearly there. The baby's spirit shld sue for negligence!

freecocoa: Is it just me or jeans now come in form of leggings?

that's jeggings swt@

Kill them all jur. Shey me I no see drug dey push wey I dey hustle dey manage here.
I repeat, kill them all.
Over and out!!!

Will someone ask Jonathan's god to talk to him so dt he can talk to his brothers?

ositadima1: Do the ancient sign when ever you meet someone, let them witches ignite, dude I set ablaze many this way.

I AM CONSTANTINE!!

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Seun: In other words, the NSE is taking power away from investors. From us.

as a successful enterprenueur, u also knw dt some secrets to ur success are best left as urs and urs only!
The info they won't be giving out won't make u loose. I guess the plan is to keep d investors at the receiving ends only while they do all the abracadabra and jes roll u ur share while u're seated in ur house.
But wen u can also take up ur calculator and argue all jargons then they are going out of bizinez!

Even if u fly around d world and get paid by the world as an activist or VIP, so far u're gay, I av nothing against u, but u're still irrelevant to me.
You're suffering from a mental disorder!

information is power!
When u give out too much, u're no more relevant

I think cheating is like kleptomania, u jes can't come out with a good reason!
Av tried to ask maself this question but a credible answer never came.
The same goes with girls dt do it. And wen u mention 'cheating' where some are, it's like 'eeeewwwww' to them. It's so disgusting to them! I wish I cld join their club but I think I already sold ma soul. Sorry

I dated one for 2yrs, parted for 6 good yrs, dated again for another 3yrs, and now, with a final parting!
It was a family issue.

Dated another for 2yrs, parted for a year, and now back on course, a year and still counting. This time, I'm tryin to break free: she doesn't wanna be an assistance girlfriend, but swt@, I already helped maself with a swt lemon before u're back!

Una don decieve urself say every girl is normal, abi?
Some na witches, some are gonna sneak out on u and go for their nite work, the rest are ghosts

wbankz: Are u supersure of that? Coz i believe for every average naija guy out there, he would pause,rewind and replay the offer,before u know watagoan na to dey negociate if na cash or check o o

stop dt nonsense jur! What is d meaning of 'an average naija guy'.
Truth be told, if u say 'girlfriend', a lotta guys will do it, and negotiate for a rise. But if u say 'wife', I'm telling u, even to the poorest naija man, his wife is his only pride even where he hasn't been treating her right!

Jonathan! Jonathan!! Jonathan!!!
How many times did I call u?
I knw wot u're thinking upon hearing this news! If ur god ask u to any stupid thing, tell am say, MBA!!! Okay?

Keep disturbin urself with this lucky and over hyped dude!
He's lucky, so i can't beef him

dayokanu: Yoruba is a tonal language and it depends on the tone it comes out

Ogun means drug, Ogun means war, Ogun means Inheritance, ogun means 20, Ogun is also a river, Ogun is also a god of iron

diacriticsm distincts them. Like igba: calabash, time, 200, and one edible fruit like dt

paranorman: i like what you wrote, just like Hooke's law, 'its' elastic limits is almost reached, if care's not taken "it" will break! Only God's our hope!

wot elastic limit? U overrate urself

Hey sexkillz, bring the key to this thread I wan close am!

Antivirus92: what made u think so?

bros, y na?
I gave ma assertions as others, y e come be me u dey ask to xplain?
I knw u for area?

I dunno wot neck of the woods u resides, but d question is: who are d elders?
If u're talkin 40-60 yrs of today, then u're on a long thing!
But talk abt d fathers and mothers of d 40-50yrs old supposedly elders, then u av real elders!

She's ok, I guess. I wldav wished for her pride to reduce cos it reflects as stubborness, and yet, I like it. It kinda make me secured. I got a lady who can handle herself