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Basil J, your megabyte don finish? Can i introduce you to a more versatile plan? Can i introduce you to a nice INTERNET NETWORK PROVIDER?
Where u at na? Alaba things already? Oh i forgot, there's the usual business today around 1am. U gotta clean the guns. Pls, avoid ogun state like plague, else...

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don't bring your madness here na

jusRadical: Truth be told; no yoruba is a thief. None of the yorubas has ever been involved in armed robbery, fraud, kidnapping, ritual (including that for money), murder, foggery, etc.

They are the only tribe that is without any blemish. But can they affirm the above statement?

even your statement is jusRadical bros

[quote author=Basil-J]Speaking of backward mentality, yo-robbers are endowed with it right from birth. i discovered it was an #AncestralDisease [/quote]guy go eat memory cards jare, your brain can't handle much again. Don't over use your pentium 0.5 brain. And if their aint any provision for MSD slots in your brain, that means you're really a very old technology. But not to worry your waffy(warri) asss, we've got solutions for u: swallow a card reader! Don't worry, they'll find their ways!

[quote author=Basil-J]calling you a slowpoke would be an insult to the slowpokes of nairaland(dayokanu, geeez and others), atleast they have a brain just that it aint functioning. but in your case, u have no brain. am lost in where to classify you .[/quote]one thing for sure, ' u can't exceed your capabilities'. How do i expect u to undstnd a thing called intelligence? How can i expect u not to be lost in words? How will i expect a slow-dog like u to take up an argument of facts?
Pls do d followin to increase your intelligency level,
1. I knw if i ask u to study, it'll be waste of time since your eyes don dey alaba. And i knw u love ritual and the get-rich-quick syndrome will let u do ds: buy a dictionary(the first edition of oxford will do, gettin a most recent edition will be too much of a talk for your pentium 0.5 brain to assimilate), tear the pages and eat up. Eat five leaves of the dic after meal

2. kill yourself. Save the word the possibility of infesting her with your stupidity!

PeterKbaba:
OPC security outfit, pls take note of all this lazy Igbo biafran oju iku boys.... if lynching them is what it takes, give the green light. silly people, dem go dey shout everyday say na dem dey industrialize south west... True, industrialize with kidnapping business

fortunately for them, we are too civilized to do lynch. But come to think of this, i sure say na old dane guns(shakabula) those vigilantes go use o, as against their Ak 47. And these fools will keep claimin they're ready for war. Pathetic overrated punchin bags!

obowunmi: Nigeria's youths are wasting away.

correct yourself Sir. How are these nigerian youths? These are biafran youths. And in their land, that's the norm. Jes help us beg them make them no bring their shameless lives come here.

[quote author=Basil-J]*yoruba accent* i shoe(sure) say u no even know wetin be the mini(meaning) of netiworki(network) provida [/quote]

berem: LMAO! Ayam laughing fery fery ard.

you must to laugh na ni. You probably won't undstnd u are displaying your little intelligency and at the same time, laughing at your fellow accomplice's ignorance?
So, both u Igbo entities don't undstnd the meanin of network provider? Oh, shld i include, 'internet' before your dig dt? How do i accord ds blame of lack of intelligency on anything else, when we all knw it nothin but a trait in your lineage?
Unless u open shops for alaba, una brain no dey think ni?

[quote author=Basil-J]lolz ...see yo-robber agbero wan form gangstar. i laugh in slow-motion [/quote]you must to laugh in slow-mo na ni. No be the backward generation u belong to so? Kidnapping na major business for una village! But seriously, secession wont be good for these yoruba people o. Imagine suicide bombers from the north, armed robbers and kidnappers from the east. God, you people are curses to nigeria

[quote author=Basil-J]*yoruba accent* i shoe(sure) say u no even know wetin be the mini(meaning) of netiworki(network) provida [/quote]*Igbo accent* i for lo(no) no(knw) say oyel(oil) don klogu(clog) yoar(your) brainu(brain) if u nefa(never) make d commentu(comment) so o! Shuo!

juman: Major blame goes to the governments in the country, the masses are suffering.

you don dey madt abi?

[quote author=Basil-J]Wetin u wan tiger claw na? with all the f[u]cking tribal marks wey full their face, space go dey? [/quote]hahahahaha, u try. But doesn't erase the fact dt the average Igbo guy na nothing but criminal . Yo dig?

flanrey: Shina Rambo....
This dude gets me wondering if 'fine boy' is a talent, if yes.... Then he's got just one talent which is obviously not singin/rappin

i don't like him, not even his fine boy cos to me, he be worthy competitor. And i no like am

yarodin: Look here omo olodo of course it will not make sense because you a bigot.

eyin e bi ti eranko buburu yen

I hate blackberries since life got it's hang on it. Never used it. Prefer my nokia phones. Currently on symbian^3. Now considering the 920 android

yarodin: LOL, at least it was an Igbo police commander that executed the plan to catch these kidnappers. If it were Yoruba manu they will aid Yoruba manu oles to escape. I just love the way Yoruba manu are rejoicing that the thieves were Igbo and not Yoruba manu. But honestly I will like them to catch the Yoruba manus that tricked those poor boys into kidnapping an Yoruba official. I am thinking amala politics is in play here.

pls, is ds only me? How is this making sense?

[quote author=Basil-J]i hope your etisalat free 15mb runs out soon.[/quote]i hope your free cheat is blocked by the network provider!

BootyOnMe: PopeyeGURU is banning for one hour for properly identifying the NL Igbotic bigots/cowards with ABIJAN-LAND USER ID'S in the viewship list.
I wonder why. . .
Mu he he he he he he

gotcha! Calloti!

[quote author=re@lchange]with names like these, i can bet that these guys are at least half yoruba or edo

still not happy with this news.
actually i'm very angry but it can be a set up to tarnish ndi igbo
with all the noise and anger over awo in the west
and with snakey nature of people there
anything is possible[/quote]shuo! If i hear 'angry' again! U never angry o. If u don get angry, u go hang

geeez: Okay another trait they've got is lies. They keep splashing it so unintelligently all over the worldwide web

wow! 'Unintelligently' is a perfect adjective. Good work.

geeez: Imagine Igbos version of Nairaland.

Instead of Politics, you'll have the Fraud Section
Under Career, you'll have sections like Kidnapping, Robbery, Internet Scams, Forgery, Ritual Killing etc

na afam u dey give tips so o! I undstnd he's got his own site too. Those people knw nothin than to think secession! Everytime na to rebel. Wetin?

afam4eva: Ko ni da fu en. IDIOT.

e dey pain u? U still get time to dey curse? U no dey shame o afam.
And small time u don go create your own Igbo site. You wan secede from nairaland again be dt o! All u people knw is to rebel. Haha!
Hope on your website, we go find useful tips on organizing successful kidnappings, bunkery of oil pipes, how to set up illegal refineries, how to sell okrika clothes and still build houses for your village, ways to successful 'lynching', and so on go dey there?
Abeg, people help me add more tips wey go dey Igbo websites cos as i dey so my brain don full. Thank u

When these Igbos leave home, they alwys say they're going for business. These people are going about their normal business na. Leave them na.

BodyKiss: You only see this kind of display from these crappy security men when high profile person is involved. This country is in MESS!!!

since one of the attributes of being a popular nairalander is having great disregard for this country and it's citizens, why won't a wallydrag like u open his gutter and spew out his mother's maiden name(MESS) in disgust? Foolish thing!

[quote author=Mynd_44]You are right. How can a lady ask a guy to be dedicated to her while she is with 2 other guys just in the name of "one might disappoint"? My vote is simple, I can't be a spare tire and I can't be with someone who has one.
The fact that she has one only tells me that she does not trust me enough and I won't also trust her cos she might just decide to cut me off and go after that guy anyday she wants and I will be left sitting on my hands like a kid that missed the school bus.
I believe in a relationship, it should be clearly defined, I will be with a girl cos I don't wanna be with any other person and that's why I don't have 'spare tires' or double date. And if she chooses to do so, I won't even ask her to choose, the minute I know, its off no matter how much I love her.[/quote]i'm surprised u chose not to be sexkillz's dog ds time. Somethin must be wrong. Maybe u need to read your master's opinion and bark after him. U can still modify

Sex---killzzzz....!

Leopantro: i actually have this application and its nice. it has a secret number you dial as if you are calling a phone number which opens up the menu. someone can call you or send a text message and it wouldn't register on the phone once the app is running. the best thing about the app is that after installation,you can't find it on the phone no matter how much you search unless you go to a very very hidden folder in the phone.

all that is left is to find people to cheat on with it

oh yeah. its not on blackberry yet and since most girls love blackberry, wouldn't get much use in Nigeria

when u finish deceiving yourself, tell us. We heard it is hidden, u said in a secret folder it can be found. Tell us how na. shebi u don deceive us finish say u get d apps. Mad man. Na by force u must to put up pseudo-personalities online?
And besides, wetin the bolded mean?

Excuse me jare!
Is this nairaland?
Em...i've never seen comments like ds before o

Go hang !!!

I've been tellin u guys. Bomb blasts in the northern part is not worthy to be called news. When it happens somewhere else in nigeria, and boko harams claimed d responsibility, then that is pure news.
As per this one, okay, we've heard. Iya sikira, add more meat

Shaw007: Well well. . .and why is coke still affordable

I shud try the de-rusting technique someday,shud come in handy!!

But i still prefer 2 drink it

u can still drink it na. After washin off the rusts from the bolts, just drink everythin. Coke na coke. Besides, rust aint that bad. It is rich in iron...Fe2O3

Abuja1: Thank you all for all your advice, but my last baby is just 2years, and if she is working the children will be paying more than what we are paying now,and the children will not have anyone to look after them,when they misbehave because the two of us are working the government will tax us the more coz we have much income,and I have just started our house plan in 9ja,with the little left after our expenditures and she knows all

i knw her type. Listen man, don't do what u can't afford or regret. Your response was perfect!
Plus, tell her to head back to naija to get work. Plan some cash to open a shop for her in naija. Do your best but don't ingratiate. She'll turn up an ingrate. Whatever u do will be nothin to such type.