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Sex---killzzzz....!

Leopantro: i actually have this application and its nice. it has a secret number you dial as if you are calling a phone number which opens up the menu. someone can call you or send a text message and it wouldn't register on the phone once the app is running. the best thing about the app is that after installation,you can't find it on the phone no matter how much you search unless you go to a very very hidden folder in the phone.

all that is left is to find people to cheat on with it

oh yeah. its not on blackberry yet and since most girls love blackberry, wouldn't get much use in Nigeria

when u finish deceiving yourself, tell us. We heard it is hidden, u said in a secret folder it can be found. Tell us how na. shebi u don deceive us finish say u get d apps. Mad man. Na by force u must to put up pseudo-personalities online?
And besides, wetin the bolded mean?

Excuse me jare!
Is this nairaland?
Em...i've never seen comments like ds before o

Go hang !!!

I've been tellin u guys. Bomb blasts in the northern part is not worthy to be called news. When it happens somewhere else in nigeria, and boko harams claimed d responsibility, then that is pure news.
As per this one, okay, we've heard. Iya sikira, add more meat

Shaw007: Well well. . .and why is coke still affordable

I shud try the de-rusting technique someday,shud come in handy!!

But i still prefer 2 drink it

u can still drink it na. After washin off the rusts from the bolts, just drink everythin. Coke na coke. Besides, rust aint that bad. It is rich in iron...Fe2O3

Abuja1: Thank you all for all your advice, but my last baby is just 2years, and if she is working the children will be paying more than what we are paying now,and the children will not have anyone to look after them,when they misbehave because the two of us are working the government will tax us the more coz we have much income,and I have just started our house plan in 9ja,with the little left after our expenditures and she knows all

i knw her type. Listen man, don't do what u can't afford or regret. Your response was perfect!
Plus, tell her to head back to naija to get work. Plan some cash to open a shop for her in naija. Do your best but don't ingratiate. She'll turn up an ingrate. Whatever u do will be nothin to such type.

Don't bring the issue of the fuckin state police here o! Force na federal, politicians dey misbehave. State kö, continental ni

Sagewood: The current UK govt is totally out of touch and pretends to protect the interest of the British public. Once they have economic and social
problems they are quick to blame or crack down on anything foreign in order to appease to the sentiments of their people.
They have only succeeded in shooting themselves in the "foot." Nigerians have other places to choose from and not subject themselves
to draconian immigration laws.

i can only say, 'ghana learned from the best'. This english tartars are no good. Their citizens suffer the most. I don't knw why people still think it's better to stay there. Their tax system is the worst so far. The queen hoarding wealth, they feed on their citizens. Jst like ghana, uk is a fuckin hypocritical nation! All the roses u see, and the beauty u hear on the media are nothin but facade!

acidtalk: Enough of all this back and forth nonesense on this scam issue.

The culprits (giver and taker) should be prosecuted (oh sorry! Such only happens to the poor man in nigeria).

Someone tell me Farouk's allowances has been suspended since that issue came up.

If it was in a sane country, Farouk would have long resigned.


NIGERIA IS A DOOMED PIT!!!

u belonged to the generations of the doomed pit

Why this OP come bite more than e fit chew so?

[quote author=Mynd_44]She calls me "SIR"
LMAO[/quote]how dt no go happen? Na 12yr-old girl u self abduct turn to wife abi? 15yrs-jail term awaits u

mimifavour: 234AAB68

^^bros, is this the new madness in town?

smoothcrim2090: Ghana needs to rule Nigeria to solve your numerous problems for you!!! We are ready to lead!!!!!!

Here are a few quotes to prepare your mind:

As I walk though the valley of the Shadow of death I shall FEAR no evil!

Love your neighbor as yourself!

Love your enemies and PRAY for those who persecute you!!!

now i can relate with your problem. You really want nigeria that bad?

Gorrbachev: [size=18pt]Sunni vs Shiite

"Life is cheap, but wisdom is free" ice Prince[/size]

when i say ice prince is a fluke, u'll be arguing. How does dt make sense?
Life is cheap? And he thinks wisdom is free? Well, wisdom comes with a price, and it's maturity and experience. Ice prince lacks everything!

acidtalk: They won't announce it because it didn't say "Gun men killed 20 Worshippers in a Kaduna Church"

They consider the Muslims less human.

like how u take knw this one if it wasn't on news? Abi since e dey happen, na town crier they announce am before? How dem go take announce again jare? Stupid man.
And for the record, muslims are less human. They're half human-half beast!

berem: Wetin consign me?
And how does it affect the price of that commodity that rose from 350naira to 800 per paint?

^^^

acidtalk: How e go concern you?
Bloody sadist and enemy of progress.
If na to kill the entire Aluu Community now, na you go dey shout everywhere.

Blood tasty bit*ch.

ha ha haaa. She don offend u before ni?

berem: Wetin consign me?
And how does it affect the price of that commodity that rose from 350naira to 800 per paint?

per paint? I alwys knw you'll expose your foolishness!

Why didn't he learn from the marvin flop shot? Do u really need to rush to impress? They actually end up gettin ur depressed with their rush force!

With the queen hoarding wealth, is it still a question of who nigerian politicians are emulating?

Now, who da fucck recorded and posted ds shitt online? I suspected wande!

Callotti: Where did you get your own version?

were u watchin the back of your tv during the news?

4bobo: what is the different between this and aluu killings, since it was now illegal group responsible for the death of people (aluu 4 & the kidnappers). Iam not supporting kidnaping, but things will always amaze me in the country when the it involved so called big politician.
they are praising vigilante now but what about if the woman was killed in the process, then, that's when they will recognise that it is an illegal security operatives and they will start investigation to try them in court.
just wandering sha.

vigilante group in Ogun State, as far as i knw are not illegal. They are registered. Infact, u can join them and get some salary monthly, including the ones the communtity will pay every month. If u care to knw, the state government supported them even with patrol trucks and all dt.
They even work to the extent of arresting improper dressings. They work with the law enforcement authorities, they don't take law into their hands if they make arrests. There are rules laid down for them by the state authorities. I've been arrested a couple of times. Even dt's like 3yrs ago. You will only be detained till d next day, u might be punished by making u carry heavy objects as punishment. The next day, you'll be investigated. If found guilty, paraded. But never stripped naked and handed over to the police. U might be flogged sha o but not to the extent of drawing bloods from your body. If you're from d community, you'll be warned but yet detained dt night and verification made by askin u to take them to few people who knew u from d community. As far as i'm concerned, i'm talkin of what i knw within abeokuta and it's environs.
Yoruba people are not barbarians. Hate it or love it, we are as civil as we can be in every way.
Thank you

Ikengawo: So you're smiling and making jokes because you're hearing people are going to die and lose everything they know and own.
interesting.

ignore the fool. U seems new here. People ignore dt idiott.
BTW, ds has really affected the price of garri oo

No

You knw ds is nairaland, people won't biliv you. I'll advice you, alwys sleep with a digital camera attached to your neck before u sleep, this will ensure u take every picture of d vision, post it on nairaland and GBAM!

Adeone: my question is simple,must you work in a bank?

you, my friend, is asking the right question

expertman: Yes Is True Fatgbem Died This Morning. FATAI GBEMISOLA came to Lime Light in 1992 When He Start campaining For Cheif Mko Abiola. He was Poor until Abiola Used him as a Campaign Manager in The South West. Today he owns Fatgbems Oil, he is also into Michellin Trye Sales. He is a Major Distributor in South west. He also Have Filling Stations in Cotonu. Many across lagos and Ibadan Old Roads. He is a nice Man who spend his money on islamic Movement. May Allah Grant him Fidau Aljanah. Sorry am a christain if i made mistake in the Muslim Things

pls stop this. He wasn't poor. If u don't knw him, he imports tyres from abroad. Infact, he's one of the few you can get any brand of tyre u desire. And he sells originals too. He has some buildings popularly called 'tyre house' in like three states with the abeokuta being the headoffice. So stop saying what u don't knw. I'm not disputing the fact dt being a campaign manager to MKO helped him the more.
What really happened was dt when MKO cheated and riots broke, some people used the opportunity to torch his tyre houses which nearly get him bankrupted. But he was duly compensated by the late MKO and got some other connections.
I knw ds cos i knw him.