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Zombie thread!
Someone has asked ds before. Why una dey force the dead back to life? Zombie thread!

mashnino: she no well

u dey mind dem?

[quote author=acidosis™]Did you just say you're a medical student?
If yes.. I'll advise you withdraw from that school and find something else to do..

BTW, do you also get a hard on when you see a cardaver (dead human body used for study) ?[/quote]mr dico! U well?

onila: this is a public forum . .in real life I don't talk about it

so this is yonder abi, not real life? Were kekere. Lakiriboto

[quote author=Mynd_44]Actually, my parents dont care. As long as the both of you are happy, have a nice life[/quote]u knw, when i was small, and my friends cld stay late outdoor but i had to rush in by 8pm, when my friends gotta hit d clubs and tell their dad abt a fucck, i gotta spray some perfume in my mouth or eat groundnuts to conceal odour of alcohol.
Those times i used to say, damn! How i wish my dad cld also be irresponsible and won't give a fucck.
When i grew older, i saw my friends womanize, turned gay, get so irresponsible like their dad, i was like, God bless my pops who gave a fucck abt wot i do.
Congratulations dude, we need to hang the dude who don't give a fucck abt his seeds watchin them procreate irresponsible and hypocritical fools like u as his carbon copy!!! You dad don't give a fucck? Someone shld be hanged!

Oahray: why u dey always vex when you see 'virgin' or 'virginity'?

what da fucck, she married so she knws it's nothin but hypo!

Siena: My best man decided to air a personal grudge on our wedding day, and didn't show up. When we kept calling, he wouldn't respond, in the end, he turned his phone off.

It was left for a female to step into the role of my Best Man, and a brilliant job she did too.

So no, I don't see any big deal using a lady as best man.

jst tell us the title of the movie.

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]What is the big deal So what a woman is used...not everyone have a best friend that is the same sex.

Koyoke...we too old for this shit huh?[/quote]i finally have to admit dt one can never, i repeat, never outshine one's brain. When u try, u only end up being foolish.
When we try to appear western, we eventually disgrace our skin. How is a best man a lady? How is a best lady a man? Is it english or what? That's how we see nothin wrong with homos, nothing special in divorce, nothin bad in marryin an animal.
U, mrs chima tends to support every poo that makes u feel unafrican. Mrs chima is not intelligent. She is a fool. A matured one too!

UmericanGirl: And date your fine self?! Sure!!

see mad person! U no wan dump him abi? He go use u do ritual true true. Shebi na because of fine and money u get am before? Continue na. Shey u heard of one girl like dt wey im boyfriend kill for Tasued because she found out say na one kind work he dey do? Don't worry, u go soon reach front page like cynthia

[quote author=ondo_boi]Congrats about that. Na to use u do money ritual e remain[/quote]Gbosa! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!! A da fun iwö bobo yi pa

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]There are hoes doing married men....so what is the difference?[/quote]let's do each other na

olubabequeen: Ladies, What Is Like Marrying A Nigerian Pastor. What Should I Expect

olubabequeen: Ladies, What Is Like Marrying A Nigerian Pastor. What Should I Expect

well listen up,
1. get ready to get bored. Even when your vag.hair overgrows, he's gonna shout 'Jesus!'
2. They shld have a short todger! I think frequent exercises makes the todger get bigger. But i shld biliv because dey are not supposed to be so much fuckin, their todger shld be small.
3. Quick ejac! U shld knw now...
4. U knw, discourage him from using ties, it's a quick avenue to thoughts of committin suicide by hanging!
5. If u love to change positions durin sex, forget it. Cos it will look like an abomination when u tug out our butt at him askin him to dig in!
6. What the fucck is your problem, is the pastor not human? But Get ready for a script-written life.

This kogi boy's sense is fast eluding him. Must u act like jonathan your dumb president? Declare your assets first na!

Okija, did u go in a canoe, i heard ph na water front now?

Is someone givin a fucck? Pls don't. And porter, stop the nonsense dt nigerians pretend to detest homosexuality sorry o. We are not pretendin, we fuckin don't like 'em.
Well, em, at least, the sensible majority don't

Now here it goes!
Dear jessie,
thank God for ur life. But listen up sweet, i aint tryin to be a racist(cos u might think i'm tryin to discriminate between the able and the disabled), but if i have to get on a plane, and i see u are the pilot, sorry sweet, i aint gonna board!
It's a no no.
But if i get to the brothel, and me see u are my missy, wow! Sweet, i'm just gonna fucck, cos i knw your legs will work wonders!
But behind the wheels, it's a no no. I repeat, a no no. Copy dt?

xtrafly: This is the dumbest thing I've read today. Is english language a challenge to you?

hey dog, don't go there! If u need to get serious, for a start, dumbest doesn't exist in english language. second, i'm not responsible for ur parent's fuckin up your life to d extent dt jokes don't live in ur dead brain!
And lastly, whenever u see the acronym, 'lol', don't take d statement so serious, it's an for an amusement! Stop gettin so serious. Okay? Fuckin wallydrag!

U knw, when i saw the word 'marathon', i tot developers will hang their systems on their neck, developing an apps while running a 8,000meters or so..lol

amiskurie: I hate this maxima car,I wouldn't buy it with my money.I will sell it if given to me.

do u even own a bike?

ubandire: Am not sure omojuwa lost his iPad,I doubt the sincerity of that man.

okay relax, d guy no be ibo

CHESSBOARD: When it come to Yoruba , I dey shine my eyes ,

And let me tell you, thats is not his worth but you ppls way of life .... misers,

allow me repeat myself, u ibo glutton! In yoruba land, we don't entertain a thief with our best cos if u do, he will come back again to steal in the night. That food is too much for kalu, he go wan milk us dry!

Useless hypocrite, before this comment..

4bobo: useless Ibo man, thinking he would be able to buy Yoruba votes by giving useless lectures where is not needed.
abeg, the monarch suppose to even add watery efo tete to the food so that when he gets back to his village, he will start running stomach.

was this comment...

CHESSBOARD: Stingy Yoruba man, see the kind of food he gave Orji Uzor Kalu, Bread and stew

CHESSBOARD: Stingy Yoruba man, see the kind of food he gave Orji Uzor Kalu, Bread and stew

and yet ur eyes flew pass your assumed ibo friend's comment and quoted the reply to the 'stingy yoruba man's comment' spewing these rubbish...

redsun: This is not about ibo or yoruba thing,it is about the corrupt rloe models that sane nigerians should never associate with.

Tribal bigots are the agants of nigeria miseries Politicians use them to divide and confuse the people more and to keep them spell bound,so that they can carry on with their atrocities.They are like religious fanatics,senselessly and cynically deluded.

so what are u if u aint a bigot? A midget?

Useless hypocrite, before this comment..

4bobo: useless Ibo man, thinking he would be able to buy Yoruba votes by giving useless lectures where is not needed.
abeg, the monarch suppose to even add watery efo tete to the food so that when he gets back to his village, he will start running stomach.

was this comment...

CHESSBOARD: Stingy Yoruba man, see the kind of food he gave Orji Uzor Kalu, Bread and stew

CHESSBOARD: Stingy Yoruba man, see the kind of food he gave Orji Uzor Kalu, Bread and stew

and yet ur eyes flew pass your assumed ibo friend's comment and quoted the reply to the 'stingy yoruba man's comment' spewing these rubbish...

redsun: This is not about ibo or yoruba thing,it is about the corrupt rloe models that sane nigerians should never associate with.

Tribal bigots are the agants of nigeria miseries Politicians use them to divide and confuse the people more and to keep them spell bound,so that they can carry on with their atrocities.They are like religious fanatics,senselessly and cynically deluded.

so what are u if u aint a bigot? A midget? See, in yoruba land we have a saying, 'if u feed a thief well in the day, he will come and loot you in the night'. Bread and stew is still too much for a thief. It shld be garri and nothing.

Paentera: Chief, the main aim for the tolls is to tax those who use that route to make money. So if you're one of those who drive from home to work and back every week day, you really need to evaluate your need for that vehicle - is it cost effective? With BRT buses dotting every part of the metropole, I invite you to give public transportation a trial so you save that N500 daily which you can use at weekends when you use your vehicle for leisure purposes.

thank u Sir. U knw, most nigerians are fond of oppressing others. He must have bilivd dt his owning a car denotes and commands a high status. But come to think of him complainin of 5H. Stick to dt advice, use the public transports. It's a way of living in the developed countries. It doesn't diminish your car value.

kaeto: If ACN is willing, with all due respect, we from the S.east 'must' swallow our pride and join forces with them. It almost happened in my state, Abia, in 2011 guber polls,were ACN's candidate was more prefered. Fashola could step up his game and become the president for good. I have waited long enough for good governance and I know you are completely out of patience too. This much needed and awaited change must come with a level of sacrifice,my opinion though.

may u remain blessed. A proud man will stay hungry

amor4ce: @poster, first heal thyself. Nigerians who have had the capacity (finance, intellect, drive) but choose not to use such to create jobs should be looked at. They would include the employed and unemployed, the rich and poor, leaders and followers, etc. My take is that we protest against our individual selves first and take responsibility for our actions. This is not to say that there are those who have not been genuinely frustrated in their entrepreneurship endeavours. However, those who do the frustrating are part and parcel of our society.

Why not a protest against those employed cowards who are too scared or lazy to become entrepreneurs and create jobs but prefer the false security of their salaries?

i don't get why you'll protest because individuals decided not to create jobs. Why not protest concerning those that will die tying to get a job instead of starting something little. I jes pray boko harams are around to grace that day! Arrant nonsense. Be sellin recharge cards but nobody will want to because as a graduate, e no befit them!

I knw freshprince, pls who da fucck is this thing?

My bet is, i think slimyem's met someone on nairaland and they're at the verge of meeting each other. It's apparently a necessity for her to quickly divulge her appearance. It's a sure bet, as ugly as she is, her only form of defence will be,
'i love myself. Shey u didn't get to read my post abt beauty on nairaland ni? I may be ugly, but i love myself'.
It's not funny, no wonder she's alwys bitter over love issues!
Na small small una go show face. Onila don fucck, everybody knws he's a guy. Hehehehe. Slimyem is ugly. Who else wanna rant?

richarts: i tried to find... tried real hard... no shame so lemme admit... tried it with slimyem but you know one of us was faithless. bt i feel it can work... i mean one can find love here. pm me if ur interested in a defined relationship. visionary guy, futuristic, romantic, god fearing, not too ''big'' job... you know... ib base but work in Lag... up to you babes.


lest I forget, most girls here are obviously pretenders and we guys know u are. we laugh at it. at your being fake.

guy, go price coffin

[quote author=al-qaeda]how can u find love in a place that every girl pretends to be who she aint.[/quote]onila is a virgin oooo. At least so she cries everytime! I swerrit!