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Were is that saworrrr nigga abeg come and dawn dix rhymes

GlobalWay:
Best line I read from a Nairalander: "Most people think say nah play.... I pray make eh end like play before we turn to Prey!!!"

Sorry bro nothing to learn thou most churches does it mind you culture differs maybe we should adopt cremation as well what do you think bo$$

Isoduwa:
Nigerian should learn how to buried dead bodies in the cemetery

Don't know what wrong with Africans

So only ur mom deserve to live abi? Hypo somebody pls add cris [quote author=Mezaine post=87831070][/quote]

Righteousness89:
Everyone of us need to Have a Sober Reflection. We need to Reboot our Brains !
We need to Return to our Maker!

The WORLD and its Inhabitants should Bow to our Maker..

Sodom and Gomorrah did not do up to us, and they were Wiped out!

Those in Noah Generation did not do up to us and they were also Wiped out!

This Earth is Certainly going to be Wiped out!

Let us Make Peace with GOD ALMIGHTY, Ask for Mercy and Accept His only Begotten Son, JESUS CHRIST..

That's the only way we can be Saved!

A word they say is Enough for the Wise!

Oga leave bible stories outta this lets fess reality here ok.

I know my Sharp guys indeed absence of evidence is throughly not evidence of absence
i use this aforemention quote nack my athesist friend akpako but them dogde am sha

Isinweke:
Cool

Trash as usual you & ur tribes men + buhari travel go china/italy

YorubaKinging:
Why are you aethist suddenly calling on God to heal the earth
Where are you wise men?
Where are your scientists?
coronaVirus is a virus created by men for an intended purpose and until that purpose is achieved there won't be a vaccine
Since you all put your hope in men, so men will let you down

But we put all of our trust in God in Judah
That's why nobody from our tribe will be infected
Make Yoruba great again

No mind the idiot bullhari travel and see

Edu3Again:
Buhari no wan travel again?

# marley comes to mind inside life #whic god are you refering to cos all things great & beautiful GOD made dem all

Offpoint:
Better they ended up in our bellies than we end up in theirs:



Animal activist see croc being killed: Oh my GOD! this is Animal cruelty, Crocs are endangered animals. this is wrong.


Crocs see animals activist being killed: Damn! Lord, thanks for the wonderful meal... I need more of this.

Unwanted plant (Weed) no good for your body madam!

Oga 8yrs APC in imo is more of a blessing than 20yrs of PapaDecisivePikin

DoubleEngine007:
Hmmm.. All of them na d same.. I heard the other one wants to buy cars worth 2.9billion,just days into office.. He is not concerned about how to provide job for the unemployed yet o.. Apc and Pdp ,they are all there for their pocket...

Seems you know b4 now he has been investing his loot in cassava production since his time as rep member the 7months governor has nothing to offer thank goodness the GOD of Mbaka intervened b4 its too late... Imo the of H.O.P.E

HacheNoire:
Gibberish

Ihedioha should go and invest his loots in fish farming or Cassava plantation.

The judgement has been passed and nothing on Earth and in heavens can change that. He should find a quite place and lick his wounds.

Mr. Destroyer! He was busy destroying everything while he was suppose to be strategizing.


The did has been done and he definitely must have Iootes Imo state treasury well enough to start a robust fish farming or Cassava plantation.

Nice job

yazga:

Pators dey Bleep up. members dey Bleep up. Nigerian men & women deserve each other wholeheartedly.

I was in a queue at this ATM gallery to withdraw money, then this top military guy with escorts just walked pass the queue, went straight to the only ATM dispensing cash to withdraw. I told him sir, you can't jump the queue, join the queue and wait for your turn or I will drag you on social media.

His boys wanted to come intimidate me with their guns and big chest, I screamed at the top of my voice, if you dare use that ATM without joining the queue, I will drag you on Twitter.

Then I told the bank security guys there that I will also report them to their bank for allowing this level of corruption in the bank and make sure they lose their jobs. They begged me that I should allow the military guy withdraw, that it won't take much time so he'll go.

I said, no! no!! no!!! While I was resisting, everyone on the queue started murmuring in support of my strong resistance to the disrespectful top military guy.

Then the chief security officer came and told the top military guy to follow him so they'll allow him use the ATM meant for staff only. I told the CSO that this top military guy is going no where until everyone who came to withdraw money from this ATM have withdrawn their money. The top military guy gave me this stern look and asked me: "do you know who I am?"

I said: "Die it, with all due respect, who goes you? Then the Chief security officer of the bank told the military man to please join the queue, that there is nothing they can do for him now. Then the top military man sluggishly joined the queue, by this time, the queue is now 5 times longer than it was when he came. I said I I'm not going to leave here until everyone on the queue before him make use of the ATM.

The queue is moving now and I can't type fast any longer because I'm being shaked and congratulated by everyone on this ATM gallery for standing firm for everyone's right

Learned men do mistake Oga fess front!

Orubebe01:
This goes to show that the supreme court saw that they made mistake in the judgement but there was no way they could admit it so as not to set a bad precedence.

Seconded imo state is the LAND OF H.O.P.E

seunmsg:
Dear Ihedioha, you can appeal to God if you’re not satisfied. You didn’t win the election in the first place and your initial declaration by INEC was a gross abuse of the constitution. Whatever money is left with you, go and be managing it till 2023 when you will have another chance to try your luck again. For now, it’s GOVERNOR HOPE UZODINMA till 2023 .

Oga this ur quote is only for low mental africans go to europe & other developed countries they bury pple in cofin

madridguy:
Muslim don't bury the dead one with casket. Even if you like get money pass anything, na same for everyone.

Oga beat it evolution is the best thing to happen to man it remains a RATIONAL topic for smart pple.

aleeyus:
Like I said earlier, evolution is the most irrational course in science
it should be banned ASAP

Dear big sam na man you be!

SamuelAnyawu:
and i dey Borno here they jones at my Age

Your moniker shows you're female why ur signature shows you're male fools everywhere

DenreleDave:
Me still dey wait for kanu b4 I book my flight to abia

How u go pay?

My First and only best val xperience:
my newly found babe back then called me around 7:pm to over her house that she has something very soft for me, as busy dude at first i felt reluctant but after she went on boozing my line i decided to go check on her, she was very exicited and gave a nice warm hug took me inside fed me with a peperonic tantanlizing chicken meal after dinning and i was about leaving she handed me a pack of 3 set of BYC white singlet with a good smelling perfume to match me been a fan of black singlet appreciated the val gift.

Robo lie small small na edaku! Haba_mana!

cRobo:
I bleeped one girl till I fainted, na hospital I wake after three days

Ismabad abi instabull?

darfay:
Who dey sleep with jigawa sex workers? No b jigawa almajiri Muslims? Abi ashewo dey fork hereself ni? Why the hypocrisy

Someone remind me the capital of Pakistan again

Whats dix corntree turning into when selling of green of bottle & visiting our pay as you go wives became an offend all all 2mins oko_nla aboki dem sef

ijustdey:
https://dailypost.ng/2020/02/11/34-sex-workers-arrested-in-jigawa/

Oga which version of colorado are you smoking?

YorubaKinging:
As I was saying.
The scientists are lairs
The Earth is not revolving around the sun
The sun always moves from East to West
The Earth is not in space
The Earth is located on the seas
If this is hard for you to comprehend then you need to fear the creator of this unbelievable works

Scam!!! Booda run for ur life

1Roddibetguy1:
Whats-app: 080-34-62-95-70

which hell are you talking about? Abi you no join us meek that will inherit d earth? Jux asking.

thesicilian:
The shark doesn't care. Kobe himself doesn't care also, because either he's enjoying in heaven or languishing in hell.

A kinda of container (bowl) metal or plastic use in selling stuffs like rice,beans,salt,egwusi in the market mostly in northern & southern part

SenecaTheYonger:
What is mudu?

How real is this? So water kingdom now gives out babies.

aishatmusah:
The girl belongs to the water kingdom; so they came to offer sacrifices. This is usually done every year...

Bros hope not warri bible you're reading now tell me how can a dead man see talkless to see bro j papa

Youthleader22:
Men will live forever. Though we die on earth but a time will come when we will live forever on earth and see God.

I dont mosquitoes were created to feed on human blood and infect it with malaria as per say

illicit:
Oh my.... U are very funny

Which zoo again dey aqua go enter bottom_belle deep zoo

NigeriaBam:
Africa. Why not keep it in the zoo

How much

Roon9:
Hmmm.... Women overdo jor.



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