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RomanceRe: Why Do I Have Injuries That Appear From Nowhere? by kirchofff(m): 1:52am On Jul 03, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Spiritual battles, how?[/color]
because of ur senseless posts on here, the spirits are angry with u, u need spiritual cleansing dear
RomanceRe: Parents Share Hilarious Photos Of Their Kids Asleep Various Positions by kirchofff(m): 1:49am On Jul 03, 2016
Last pic so cute.....dogs are very nice pets( I'm not talking abt rotts and pits o)
RomanceRe: That Moment When You Wake Up And You Can't Move, It's Not An Attack by kirchofff(op): 12:26am On Jul 03, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Never experienced such
, like seriously? Maybe u can't remember, sometimes it feels as if someone/something is holding u down or choking u
RomanceRe: That Moment When You Wake Up And You Can't Move, It's Not An Attack by kirchofff(op): 11:58pm On Jul 02, 2016
Vendoor:
For Naija Fasting and Prayer loading grin
lol......so many things happen around us which are not spiritual but we think they are
RomanceRe: That Moment When You Wake Up And You Can't Move, It's Not An Attack by kirchofff(op): 11:56pm On Jul 02, 2016
donbenedict:
Front page asap grin




Meanwhile in d subconscious



Tryn to move my legs.. nothing seems to be happening.


Wakes up...

Blood of Jesus.. blood of Jesus... father in the name of Jesus.. every evil spirit, I bind and cast in the miiiiggghtty name of.. grin



Jesus go dey one corner dey laugh grin
lol chai u can fear o, where is lalasticlala, let him come and share his own experience o
RomanceThat Moment When You Wake Up And You Can't Move, It's Not An Attack by kirchofff(op): 11:49pm On Jul 02, 2016
I know we've all experienced Sleep paralysis(the moment u just woke up and u can't move) at a point in our lives, some people even experience it more than twice a week.
I know so many people think it's a spiritual attack, but let me say it's not.
Sleep paralysis is caused when parts of the rapid
eye movement (REM) state of sleep persist or
intrude into wakefulness, This means that you remain temporarily paralyzed,
but are fully conscious.
RME(rapid eye movement) sleep
Sleep occurs in cycles and each cycle is split into two
phases – REM sleep and non-REM sleep.
The brain is very active in REM sleep and most
dreams occur during this stage. The body is
paralysed, apart from the movement of the eyes and
diaphragm (the muscle used in breathing). The
paralysis is thought to occur to prevent you acting
out the actions in your dreams and potentially
causing injury.
Sleep paralysis occurs when the normal muscular
paralysis of REM sleep temporarily continues after
you've woken up.

So come and share your experiences and how u overcome it whenever it happens

RomanceRe: Do I Look Like A Cat Or A Fish? by kirchofff(m): 11:25pm On Jul 02, 2016
Lol
RomanceRe: Earn $5,000 Per Month Just To Marry An Icelandic Lady by kirchofff(m): 12:54am On Jul 02, 2016
What abt dem sigurdsons and gudjonsons?
RomanceRe: Did Cristiano Ronaldo Perform Plastic Surgeries? (photo) by kirchofff(m): 12:32am On Jul 02, 2016
No much difference, he's just aging gracefully grin
PhonesRe: WhatsApp Ending Support For BlackBerry, Nokia Symbian S60, Others by kirchofff(m): 10:13am On Jul 01, 2016
Earth2Metahuman:
They already stopped on bb5,6 and 7.

Most bb10 supports android apps so I don't think that should be a problem.
still working on bb7 only stopped on bb6
RomanceRe: Illusion :when Beach Walk Goes Wrong by kirchofff(m): 12:24am On Jun 30, 2016
Lol, the man is blocking the ladies face
SportsRe: Argentine President Begs Messi To Come Back - Pix by kirchofff(m): 11:32am On Jun 28, 2016
Messi is blessed.......what more can I say?
PhonesRe: Uc Cloud Will Be Suspended Soon by kirchofff(m): 7:12am On Jun 28, 2016
Watapity
RomanceRe: See Hilarious Way This Photographer Takes Couple Pictures by kirchofff(m): 6:09pm On Jun 27, 2016
Gosh! I couldn't have laughed better
TravelRe: How God Saved My Life On Saturday by kirchofff(m):
Thank God for ur life........
En joy urday wit dis joke
TEACHER: I returned from work, opened my door and
saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you
were in my shoes, what will you do?"
Lala: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will
then come out from your shoes and take all the
money!
TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes.
It's a figure of speech.
Lala: You can't literally open your door and see
50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of
impossible speech!!!
CelebritiesRe: People Are In A Panic After Seeing Mark Zuckerberg’s Recent Photo Upload! by kirchofff(m): 9:44am On Jun 27, 2016
Singapore1:
please lecture me about this professional hackers who hack cam cheesy ( anyway dont let us start an argument about our programming skills )

let me give you a sense ... if the person whom we entrust our privacy with is afraid of his own security what does that mean to you?
i dont know why you are like this,

1. it is not only the rich that should be conscious of their privacy
2. even if you are nobody today if at the end you are somebody tomorrow, your privacy can be used to hunt you
3. the fact that you have nothing to protect does not mean nobody dont have nothing to protect
4. stay away from being MYOPIC
Good Morning, and have a nice day cheesy
lol, ma nigga! grin
CelebritiesRe: "One Dance" Track Info Proves Wizkid Wrote And Co-produced It by kirchofff(m): 9:38am On Jun 27, 2016
AirSultan:
.It is a funny phenomenon as the peeps that did most of the work stay in the background.

Life though, beech sucks!
yeah, look at footballers too, the coaches and fitness trainers, look at programmers like mark zucker too, engineers who made the computer in which he programmed with aren't as recognized and rich as he is .....
CelebritiesRe: People Are In A Panic After Seeing Mark Zuckerberg’s Recent Photo Upload! by kirchofff(m): 8:26am On Jun 27, 2016
Singapore1:
today i am nothing, wah abao tomorrow? cool ..i still laugh at the bolded though, we are talking about privacy you are talking about having something are you always like this? sad
no 1 needs ur privacy wen dey won't gain nothing from u, or u think it's little hackers that hack a cam? Hell NO! It's professionals who intends to make millions of dollars through it...cheers
CelebritiesRe: People Are In A Panic After Seeing Mark Zuckerberg’s Recent Photo Upload! by kirchofff(m): 8:11am On Jun 27, 2016
Singapore1:
now someone is talking hian!!! huh
thank you jare brother
me to go dey tape my webcam as from today
lol, u don't need to, cos no one will hold u for ransom........cos u've gat nothing
CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Chinda Looks Flawless In New Photos by kirchofff(m): 7:57am On Jun 27, 2016
Hoe-k
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Flaunts His Son's Dread Lock Hair Style While Having Fun -( Pics & Vid) by kirchofff(m): 7:52am On Jun 27, 2016
ElPadrino33:
Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....
no 1k is missing cos u spent 97k to buy the laptop u gave ur parents 1k(2k) each that's 99k + d 1k u kept 4 urself = 100k.......so stop confusing urself
RomanceRe: k by kirchofff(m): 11:52pm On Jun 23, 2016
raphie01:
Once he starts hitting you, its time to move on. Most times we give these sonzabeeches the go-ahead to hit us! Damn.
hey whollop?
RomanceRe: Am In Love. by kirchofff(m): 11:47pm On Jun 23, 2016
grin.........ur eye go soon clear
FashionRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by kirchofff(m): 4:19pm On Jun 22, 2016
I vote mimzy cc NLjega I vote refiner cc NLjeja I vote optional1 cc NLjega
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Mimzification by kirchofff(m): 3:46pm On Jun 22, 2016
Sorry 4 disturbing ur mentions guys, pls vote mimzy by simply typing dis "I vote mimzy cc NLjega" thanks a bunch everyone yamunla(m), damiolly(m),
NeededGist(m), okpalaJNnamdi(m), nonsombachu
(m), cutechi(f), Fabulouzfunky, kabman, Klinzy02,
seunakin231(m), AGBb(m), doclek, Pdizzle(m),
erayo2GCA(m)

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