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OP u dey craze o, na dis pic u dey say hot? Bomb dey your head

Omo see scope, from now on she can now increase her salary every 3months

She could have died of a little illness like malaria, then people were so vulnerable to death cos a lot of cures to diseases were not present in africa

VaginaTerrorist:
Thanks my main d main man. I go use Millman's Theorem scop my newest Nodal target, till she go Laplace Transform come collect dick wey go Mesh analysis till she start to dey sing Thevenin's Theorem...

nice1, e be like say u sabi poosy nodal analysis wella

All of them are the same na

See BRESSS

wanderlustian:
Hummm..you have a point there...
I take road trips with her all the time. She likes going out. You won't believe how calm she is in a moving vehicle, then once it stops, get ready for tantrums. All she wants is for you to keep moving! We've been to Abuja, Nnewi, Enugu and Owerri together by bus, that's what motivated me to take the trip. But let's see how it goes.

ma'am y not rent a car and get someone to join u guys in d journey (to take care of the baby) I bet u'll enjoy it.....just my opinion tho

VaginaTerrorist:
Engineer Kirchoff current/voltage law na just two asha's I don see do dis week...

u knw wat? Just use the current divider rule wen handling multiple vaginal,

VaginaTerrorist:
Oboy shey u no dey sleep for night? Abeg no vex go clear dat qoute. The original edit day up thanks my guy.

ma nigga! How many vagina u don terrorize dis week?

VaginaTerrorist:
Goodmorring Nigerians, kenyans & Ethopians.

I am here tonight cant sleep thinking about how I lost a friend with benefit.

It all starteed once upon a time when I went to an office to exchange some informations, met 3 of my lady friends chatting with another young lady. They introduced me to here as a very notrious womanizer of which I didnt like but kept cool. Then I noticed they just finished eating and the young lady didnt zip up properly. I went straight and assisted her to zip and buckle her belt then give her peck and took my leave.



After some time we became close on whatsapp, but all my efforts to get her come to my nest met brick wall. Then I left her alone for some time. After some months she came looking for me to crack some classified softwares for her. She learnt some intresting skills from me, before we knew what was happening she has fallen totally inlove with me.


One of her friends among those that introduced her to me at their office was also inlove with me, but we never concluded on having s3x @least to bind our love for each other. So she became so jelouse of her!

So we continued seeing each other in secret. @least for software cracking stuff alone as she usually paid me very well. She had no boyfriend, lived alone in a big compound she rented. One evening we were doing our normal things when she lay on her beg as I sat beside her. This girl started making Hew hew uh uh...

My Dickson raised I could not belive wasnt a dream. My god, I push her pant to one side and forked her! So after that round, s3x became so common with us, people knew we had something going on but never caught us in daylight together. She turned down many rich guys because of me, had alot of troubles with many girls because of me.



Her day is a very rich man and she was assigned a mopol@ the gate of the house she rented, but she requested the mopol not to always come again because of me. She never complained when I smoke or drink. S3x became too common that i became too slim and Tired.

Later on, I had a mandatory movement to another location / State. But I kept comming to fork her where she was. After close to six months or more, while chatting, I had to teach her on phone how to fork herself of which she got the formula so well and told me she comes somany time. And thanked me well. My people, belive methe vaginaterrorist, this was the last time I ever forked that girl! Anytime I attempted to track her, she always came up with excusses. So that was how it went shaaa ooo. I just miss those days when I'm ontop her she always tell me to pour inside her that she would take care of any baby that comes even if I dont.




My advise to my guys is: Never show a Lady how to become independent if you must remain in control. Happy celebrations.

I knw u are lying but continue, it's "sweeting" me

U try, but wch site did u cofy it from?

neoapocalypse:
Yes you're right, it is the most dangerous snake known to man but not the most venomous, it isn't even in the top 5 snakes with lowest LD ( lethal dose ) , however it is a very aggressive and angry snake delivering multiple bites in a single strike and all bites are envenomed

yeah......that's so true, but d funniest thing is people think they are black just as its name implies

Mynd44:
Mambas have types just as cobras and rattlesnakes the eastern diamond is the craziest (I think)

oh maybe, but all I knw is that mambas have 100percent mortality rate(it's d only snake dat has 100% mortality rate...........very aggressive, fast and dangerous

Mynd44:
Yes all have fangs whuch comes out when the mouth opens.

As that dude also typed, the pupils is round and not slitted so I am 98% sure it is non-vernomous.

And there are highly venomous snakes all over Naija. From cobras to rattle snakes, to mambas but none makes the top 5 venomous in the world though

what are u saying, mamba is d second most venomous snake in d world after inland taipan, rattle snake even made top five cos it releases a high volume of venom

skillacious:
it is obvious u mistook olukoya for odukoya, don't mind these abusive illiterate on NL

thanks dear, most people can't correct without being abusive....thanks once again

emmyluizzz:
mmmm....see grammar...oboi break am down na

bros but u dull o....na dis small english u dey call grammar? Smh

See as dem finish dis op thread

Thobiy:
Nigeria will be great

I pray so bro

2kurupt:
How to avoid it: For me I don't sleep while facing up i.e. looking towards the ceiling. Now even in my subconscious I know am not supposed to be facing upwards. I dunno but it just works.

For those experiencing it more frequently, you should try this.

yeah,dats true, that really worked for me.......where is lalasticlala? Let him move dis to fp cos at times a snake might be in d room and 1 won't be able to move

herbie27:
That is what a country looks like, with selfless visionary leaders.....happy independence in advance to America.

a country that was colonized...and now they are ruling even people who colonized them; all thanks to their hard work and diligence

God bless America, I just love that country

Nkem4040:
Yoruba Muslims...SMH. His loyalty is to Islam first and then to Yoruba. That's what Hausa-Fulani use as their willing tool to keep control of yoruba. Yoruba states current governors

Gov. Mimiko of Ondo...Muslim
Gov. Aregbesola of Osun...Muslim
Gov. Ajimobi of Oyo...Muslim
Gov. Ibikunle Amosun of Ogun...Muslim.

My question is if 65% of yorubas are christians, why are the muslim minority ruling them? Am I surprised? No. I just told you...they are the willing tools of Hausa-Fulani to keep a strong control of yorubas. Yoruba Muslim will quote me now and say...there is nothing wrong with it, we yorubas don't look at religion. If you don't look at religion, then why are almost all of them muslims? Why can't they all be christians? Does it mean that yoruba christians are not qualified?

I'm not sure if mimiko is a muslim, if he is, he isn't a devoted 1

SeverusSnape:
Waste of time. If you like write millions of petitions, Nothing will happen.

Amaechi and Fashola all have petitions in EFCC, did they do anything about it?... If you expect anything to be done about this one, then you're deluded.

No be only petition, na competition.

oga mi I hail o, na here u been dey sleep?

Iseoluwani:
Your Papa left eye

lol

Iseoluwani:
DR D. K OLUKOYA Z A MAN, THE FOUNDER OF MOUNTAIN OF FIRE AND MIRACLES MINISTRY. Te one you are talking about z Mrs bimbo odukoya

I've modified d post already.

Next time if u wanna correct someone try and do it in a more polite manner...cheers

Iseoluwani:
You got to think before you talk


It z not a must u must comment on tread

who cares abt what u type here + I owe u no apology.........pls _fuck away

Iseoluwani:
Are you st*pid. Emere ni e.. ..

Bolor

Why should you wish him dead!!!

Since he serves A God that answers by fire! I pray for that, that fire will burn u.


Egbere




I know one bolor will quote me. If you no get sense, no quote me[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

calm down bro, isn't she d love pastor who died in sololiso plane crash years ago?

borngeologist:
. You are wishing other people death,what if some one also wish you death how will you feel. Please grow up bro. You are old enough to be someone father na.

my bad......thought it was d female love pastor dat died in sosoliso plane crash....oh, my bad

Nice 1

Nice piece

EnigmaticEnigma:
I feel mine was spiritual though, dunno

Some I get are normal, like I'm already in the shower, dressing up and then I realize I'm still in my bed, hehe.

Others, I feel only Jesus can break

that is called "day dreaming"