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PoliticsRe: Dakuku Killed Rivers Chief Of Staff’s Aide—wike by KissCODE(m): 6:10am On Mar 21, 2016
Growingboi:
Wiked wike, dont mind the basta' rds just concentrate on the good project you have started for us. Ameachi has declared himself to be a northerner.
Lolzzzzzzzz grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Pray that inconclusive Buhari does not declare state of emergency in Rivers today...
PoliticsRe: Dakuku Peterside To Be Prosecuted For Murder by KissCODE(m): 6:07am On Mar 21, 2016
This is where APC government has taken us back to... 12th century
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen VS Awgu (enugu State) Youths: The Army Was Very Swift, See Why! by KissCODE(m): 6:01am On Mar 21, 2016
moneybag100:
You were making sense until you mentioned igbo political jobbers in Abuja. Why not say the law makers in Abuja?


Are you the only tribe tormented by the fulanis.,

When agatu was attacked they called on the federal government not the benue law makers in Abuja because they knows fulani matter is nationwide problem.

Any small matters, you cry like baby been sideline.
Why do you like to make yourself special or different to other tribes? Selfish tribe.


This fulanis massacre is getting too much, the government need to find solution or the community attacked would take matters to their hands and the government wouldn't have right to blame them.
Remove hate from your life, it doesnt pay...
The OP is only calling his people in Abuja to do something. Other tribes been tormented by Fulani cowboys should also cry out to their people in Abuja...
The OP is not the voice of the people of Nigeria here... He reps his tribe...
Let everybody fight for himself.
One Nigeria... Different DESTINY
PoliticsRe: How Sahara Reporters Goofed On Assasination Attempt On Rivers Chief Of Staff(pix by KissCODE(m): 5:46am On Mar 21, 2016
Sahara reporters love lies
PoliticsRe: Rivers Re-run Election Result Update From INEC. by KissCODE(m): 3:38pm On Mar 20, 2016
divinecode101:
Just like PDP won by rigging in May 2015
yes oh...
P
D
P
Is still winning again. If they won by rigging last year. Why dont all the federal might behind & beside Amaechi help him rig too... No place for APChears in SS&SE
PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun: Inec Declares Results by KissCODE(m): 3:30pm On Mar 20, 2016
8kingz:
Why won't PDP win after they've nearly killed all the APC...that was there plan all along,create fear in the heart of the people so that they will not come out and vote then manufacture numbers,just when are we going to get it right if we are ever going to get it right
even PDP manufactured numbers in both Amaechi & Dakuku‘s polling units? Haba bros...

APC has nobody in SS&SE. Even in Imo state APC cant win anything. Forget the result sheet from Kaduna which Rochas used to rig Imo election last year.
PoliticsRe: Can Buhari Win The Next Presidential Elections? by KissCODE(m): 6:14am On Mar 20, 2016
compoundd:
Bitterleafsoup, you are just another idiot in man who is full of hate for others.

Ask yourself, did good luck Jonathan an Easterners treat people well. No. Did his minister treat people well ,no.

They were mean. I can tell you my personal experience , that I say, may mighty God punish all of them. They were mean to me, like they were mean to the rest people.

Thank God will don't have the heartless useless people again.
There is noway in the world. Western Nigeria and the east join together. Never in this world. They were heartless people.
I just don't want to say some of the thing, some of this heartless people did. Including as far as going to murder. This is how heartless they were.

Not only that they tried to fame me with terrorism under good luck Jonathan It is funny, what so people will for power.

The issue is now before international police, and very soon they will all get their judgement.
oh this is from a painfilled SOUL...

Sorry bros... It shall be well okay
PoliticsRe: Can Buhari Win The Next Presidential Elections? by KissCODE(m): 5:50am On Mar 20, 2016
I feel like slaping adminisher on the forehead.
Where are the social programmes? The ones Buhari disowned & said he wont take up?

Why call adults children because they are discussing their future which is been critically distroyed by your benefactor Buhari?

When do you think ones future should be discussed? When he old and dying? 2019 is not far from today. Right now both in Rivers & Abuja, politicians are afraid of attaching Bubu‘s picture in their campain poster unlike GEJ‘s time when every PDP contestant flaunts his picture.

Abeg Bubu has attracted more pain to Nigeria than any past president or head of state (Abacha wasnt claiming holy, so dont even try to mention him).

OP, which looted fun has this government recovered?
From who and from which country?
Dont de foo.led by media trials and propaganda.
This government enjoys excuses and always shelve their responsibility to others. They said they dont have enough money to track down looted fund.

Forget Bubu bros. He will win in 2019 by writing results right inside Aso Rock (OBJ comes to mind).
Look at all the lies APC are carrying out in Rivers state. Wike SSG caught with people with army uniform. When the pictures came out we didnt even see any uniform talkless of that of army.

We are back into the days of fight dont vote.

God save us
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: INEC Has Suspended The Re-run Election In 4 Lga's River State by KissCODE(m): 8:10pm On Mar 19, 2016
This is not just funny anymore. I have a bad feeling concerning 2018/2019 general elections. If this INEC/FG cant conduct a single state elections in a single day i wonder what will happen when morethan 20 states get involved in election the same day.

APC‘s hungry for power all means is pushing this country back into the dark ages. I am afraid because all the goodwill of Jonathan andlegasy of bloodlessness is being rubished by this blood sucking governement.
River state has experienced lots of bloodshed today and with this postponment of these four LGAs it means that more blood will still flow.

Oh! INEC who has bewitched you like this? In less than a years, you have fallen like a pack of card exposed to evil wild wind.
Oh! I weep for Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Set For Showdown With Buhari by KissCODE(m): 5:58pm On Mar 19, 2016
albany231:
Shut up your smelly mouth, go and stop him instead of making noise online.
if your brain is functioning very well. You would know that i didnt speak those things i typed them with my fingers...
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Set For Showdown With Buhari by KissCODE(m): 3:53pm On Mar 19, 2016
albany231:
Ipod tout, go and stop him.
once someone has a different opinion from Buhari‘s blind followers. Una go call the person names.

#stopbuhari before he stops us...
RomanceRe: Ese’s Letter (unedited): Pls Read & Reply Me Inusa, The Sun News by KissCODE(m): 1:50pm On Mar 19, 2016
grin grin grin
I don die here oh?
All this poo is to make us believe that Ese & Yunusa was dating... Lies lies lies & more lies.


My thinking process is always different oh!

Now on the letter:
1) the letter makes no meaning nor any sense from my point of view. The composer just tried to construct something that a 13 years old could write.

2) does it mean it is only hausa guys that buys from Ese‘s mum? And it is only hausa guys that ask her out?

3) why is this letter just coming out now? If this letter has been around all these while, sharia commision and other pro yinusa organisations would have given out this letter to the press long time ago.

We leave in a country where people do not process information before spewing them out as authentic.

Soon they will produce letters written by all those girls that have been abducted by Hausa/Fulani virgin seekers.

We know that when you abduct and convert a Christian girl from anywhere in Nigeria, you will be highly rewarded.

Too bad!
PoliticsRe: Military Men Shot Dead Mr Tambari Ntoto From Nonwa Tai Local Govt Just Now... by KissCODE(m): 1:30pm On Mar 19, 2016
It is Goodluck Jonathan & his wife that sent the military to kill people in Rivers state. I blame GEJ & I praise Buhari...

I sorry for this country because upcoming guber elections in Edo, Anambra & others will really be bloody.
APC wants nothing than power & they want it by all means.
There is a subsiting court injunction restraining military men from today‘s Rivers rerun and this government ignored that court order.
APC i hail una. Nigerians aredomed because when a people without principles & value takes over power, anything can happen.

Am sorry for the people of River state... Death & blood smelling everywhere
PoliticsRe: Sambisa Forest: Chief Of Army Staff, Buratai Has Vindicated Me — Omokri by KissCODE(m): 10:36am On Mar 19, 2016
dammytosh:
For 4 years ?

We were patient. grin

To the losers, everything is vindication. Everything is a win.

We watched Boko haram take territories for 4 years and when election was approaching was the only time we tried to wipe them out and one shameless guy is coming out to say he was vindicated.

Compare the 4 years futile fight against Boko Haram to this.
And for 1year Buhari has wiped out BH & cleansed up Sambisa forest
CelebritiesRe: Eye Witness Account Of Ibinabo Fiberisima’s Accident - Charles Novia by KissCODE(m): 11:51am On Mar 18, 2016
jaymejate:
[size=18pt]i like this Novel[/size]
me too bros. This novel go sell no be small.

But this guy didnt say which hospital he took her to.
This guy didnt tell us who removed the plate number.
How come no one saw him removing Ibinabo from the jeep?
How can only him carry an unconscious lady while the crowd is there and no one raised an eyelid?
Plenty holes in this story.

This guy didnt testify until now... He must be wicked or a lier.
Why will it take him 10years to come up with this testimony?
FamilyRe: My Mum VS My Girlfriend. by KissCODE(m): 11:34am On Mar 18, 2016
SANDOSKI:
U r wrong...... Sometimes in life you need to monitor the type of people you meet. People are different, everyone can't have similar characters. It will be my decision whether to come back to the house next time or not.

If the OP helps his girlfriend to do the washing, dat will be nice of him.
you are a wise lady.
You will marry a wealthy, humble and kind man.
A man who will give you all the comfort you need.
God will bless your marriage with blessings beyond your fantasy. In Jesus name...
FamilyRe: My Mum VS My Girlfriend. by KissCODE(m): 11:27am On Mar 18, 2016
keepingmum:
Your mates have bought washing machines and even employed maids for their mother yet, your yardstick measurement for "good wife" criteria is that she is a slave to your mum.
it is funny how you think. The OP didnt specify the method of the cloth washing.
Having said that: if you have ever used washing machine you will know that washing machine does not work without the help of a human being. It cant take cloths in to itself neither can it bring them out after washing. So maybe the OP mother just wanted the lady to assist the washing machine.

You talked about a maid... Probably the OP‘s mother has a maid who was sick and had to go on a sick leave and she just needed to find out how loyal her would be sister inlaw will be.

Bros make we forget all these oyibo life style. We are Africans and i am proud to be one.
Go to America look at all the influential men in government, their wives are home makers thats why you dont hear them talk ofdivorce or cheating. Look at the Bush or Gate or even Trump.
Bill gate cheated because he has a wife who loves her carreer more than he marriage & she didnt make noise about it because she knows it is partly her fault.
Tell me what is the work of Otedola‘s wife apart from home making.
Tell me what is the work of Dangote‘s wife apart from home making.
Mention great men with stablehome and you will see that their wives are organizers of their home.
Bros when you a peaceful home front you will have a peaceful business front or office front.
I am married to a beautiful home maker (not a house wife). She knows what it means to give a man peace & love at home. Which motivates me the man to go extra mile in making she and my lovely children happy.

My role models in life are not film makers, musicians or entertainers. My role models in life are men with skills for making money and making home.
Thanks...
FamilyRe: My Mum VS My Girlfriend. by KissCODE(m): 11:01am On Mar 18, 2016
Cutehector:
but u knw thr is tym for everythn. And once someone misses there chance for dat, they become desperate.
helping a would be mother inlaw to wash cloths is not a sign of desperation... Thats my own understanding.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Joins Instagram by KissCODE(op): 10:55am On Mar 18, 2016
Angelou:
Pope Wey Sabi!!
na correct guy be that... 22nd century Pope
FamilyRe: My Mum VS My Girlfriend. by KissCODE(m): 10:52am On Mar 18, 2016
Cutehector:
I think u r very desperate to get married. Smth tells me ur 40 and still single. Relax. It's not a must to b married
well u dont have to insult her like this.
Take note: there are 3 types of single men & women.
One those who understands the importance of marriage & are ready to pay the price of getting married.
Two those who pretend that marriage doesnt matter but are dying inside to get married.
And three those doesnt know or care about marriage for now.

But know u that all of us men & women are a desparet to get married. If not now soon.
Age, time & the society has a way of reminding us those things we pretend doesnt matter are the things that really matter.
FamilyRe: My Mum VS My Girlfriend. by KissCODE(m): 10:46am On Mar 18, 2016
Aforti

There is nothing i wont to for my father inlaw. Because he is going to be my “father“ inlaw not just another man in the street.

My Dad has 3 sons inlaw & the one who is a mobile police officer is the one my parents consider their best son inlaw. He is the poorest of all. But he is the one that knows some of the things we the children are strugling to find out from my father.
My dad doesent need his money, (i doubt if he has what he can give to my dad, but he takes good care of his children & wife). He is a superior officer yet he still goes closer to my dad than any other inlaw. He hears my father‘s breath. He is like my dad‘s first son. Even now he practically have a room in my father‘s house just like we his sons. All because of his closeness and service to my mom & dad. I wont be surprised (none of my parent‘s childrn) will be suprised if my dad dies and we see this guy‘s name in his will.
We all have even grown fonder of him. He is not from our state nor our region buy his down to earth“ness“ has broken all of us. We have no option than to love him as elder brother. He serves in another state far from where we live but he still comes around anytime he is on leave.
My other inlaws are & theirs wives are beginning to get jelous because of how this guys not only our company but also our comfort.
FamilyRe: My Mum VS My Girlfriend. by KissCODE(m): 10:23am On Mar 18, 2016
Cutehector:
lol reminds me of d man in d bible who served d girlfrnd's father for seven good years! And served d same father for the sister to his girlfrnd for another seven good years! grin
Can u do that Mr man?
that man served for 14years because either he is ignarant of the cultures & traditions of the land or he chose to ignore it.
Thats is not the only instatnce in the Bible where people served for marriage. Moses served his father inlaw for 40years.
But before Moses or even Jacob, Rebecca Jacob‘s mother became Isaac‘s wife because other girls where making inyanga but she was humble enough to give water to a stranger and also fetch water for his camels.
Go and study about camels tell me how many litres one camel can take before it gets satisfied that will tell u how many litres times how many camel that lady gave water that attracted a golden bracelet.

Now to your question. I am a man that studies people‘s culture & tradition before doing anything serious with them. I will not serve for 14years to marry mylove but i will serve for seven years because that‘s the bride price my father inlaw requires of me. I will wait and also work hard to see that the older sister gets married before i move in to make the catch on my love.

People who cry after marriage are people who sometimes or mosttimes ignore early warnings they see while courting.
A man whose father is married to 3wives has the tendency to marry more than one wife or even cheat openly. When some girls ignore these type of signs only for them to discover it when it is too late.
A girls whose mother moved out of matrimonial home has 80% possiblilty ofdoing same too. Some men ignore this sign in the name of love.

If a mother inlaw welcomes u with a hard task. If you can stand it take a walk but it doesnt mean she is turning u into a maid.
You are a would be “daughter“ inlaw and daughters wash their mum‘s cloths.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Joins Instagram by KissCODE(op): 9:27am On Mar 18, 2016
munchi:
his holiness on social network...
yes na.
To bless the thing na
FamilyRe: My Mum VS My Girlfriend. by KissCODE(m): 9:24am On Mar 18, 2016
sisisioge:
Bet I'm not coming in as the family's maid nau. You probably like/love me enough to show me to your mom, if we can't start by respecting each other then there's no point pursuing the venture. So both you and your mom can go and hug transformation. Eyin loonies!
If you are yet single; i pray you get married before Dec 31st 2016... Amen.
But washing someone‘s clothe does not make one a maid. Remember that in Africa & Nigeria, marriage is not between a man & a woman but between two families.

OP, if your reason for bringing the girl to my mom is for her aproval then i will encourage her to wash the clothes with smile & happiness. After all as a would be mother-inlaw, she could have ordinarily asked to help her wash clothes, do the dishes and other house work.

So for me i will encourage my woman to wash the clothes and even do more.
I see nothing wrong in it.
PoliticsRe: 15 Feared Dead As Fulani Herdsmen Attack Another Benue Community by KissCODE(m): 8:08am On Mar 18, 2016
umehmj:
buhari won in benue right? they should enjoy the hot pizza they ordered for na.
kpom kwem! You are on point...
Hot pizza with a bottle of milk to wash it down...
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Joins Instagram by KissCODE(op): 7:57am On Mar 18, 2016
Christianity EtcPope Francis Joins Instagram by KissCODE(op): 7:55am On Mar 18, 2016
Already media savvy, Pope Francis is about to get
more social media savvy.
The pontiff, who already has a personal Twitter
account, has decided to join Instagram, the Italian
news agency ANSA reported.
The Vatican’s communications representative,
Monsignor Dario Vigano, revealed on Vatican
Radio that the pope’s handle will be @Franciscus.
The pope’s Twitter account, @Pontifex, started up
in February 2012 and has amassed nearly 8.9 million
followers.
The Official Vatican Network also maintains
accounts on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram,
although Francis himself has until now stuck only to
Twitter.
The decision to open a new account came just
weeks after Francis met with Instagram CEO Kevin
Systrom. According to a post on Systrom's account,
the entrepreneur said they discussed “the power of
images to unite people across different cultures and
languages.”
PoliticsRe: 15 Feared Dead As Fulani Herdsmen Attack Another Benue Community by KissCODE(m): 7:42am On Mar 18, 2016
I blame Goodluck Jonathan for this mess. He is the one that empowered these Fulani cow boys. By conceeding defeat to Buhari who is a member of Fulani herdsmen.

These one of world‘s most deadily sets of animal are now on rampage and no one can call them to order because their own is the commander in-chief.

Our president wont say anything. Our CHIEF of defence staff wont say anything. Our IG wont say anything because what is more important to them now is River state (s)election not really how to protect innocent men & women in Benue state.
GEJ I wish you never handed over to our Buhari (world most traveld president). However you did well for yourself.
They said you were clueless but now cluelessness is inbuilt in every member of this government.

Benue people you are on your own oh...


One NIGERIA... Different DESTINIES
EducationRe: JAMB Should Revert To Paper-pencil Test - House Of Reps Orders by KissCODE(m): 10:13pm On Mar 17, 2016
chido20:
jamb shud be scrapped
jst raising a motion
i support your motion.

JAMB means nothing because after all the strugles the university still sits for another exam and not only that. Schools does not obey JAMB‘s admission list.

JAMB should bethrown away
PoliticsRe: Gov Okorocha Commissions Shoprite In Owerri (pix) by KissCODE(m): 5:48pm On Mar 17, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
Rochas is working
Willie is fvkcking
Anambra is building shoprite in 3 towns Awka, Nnewi & Onitsha.
Onitsha will be opened in April.

Now if shoprite is the yardstick to measure performance between Rochas & Obiano. That means Obiano is working while Okorocha is sleeping.

I am no more Obiano‘s fan but comparing Willie & Rochas is like comparing light & darkness.

Willie is LIGHT if u must know.
PoliticsRe: Three Soldiers Killed In Abonnema Rivers State by KissCODE(m): 5:39pm On Mar 17, 2016
NgeneUkwenu:
Wike Don Buy Market!




I Expect a ruthless and Merciless reactions from the Military..
as usual when they unarmed people.
When they hear fulani herds men, they run away from the scene.

Weak & low self-esteemed military men.

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