₦airaland Forum

In this country now, once you're sick and lean, it must be HIV.

Bede2u:
lol...the north of Italy is an exception tho. They are far richer than the south

The North of USA is also richer!

Tina26:
in may places of the world the north is always backward. why

Can you imagine that in Syria, ISIS stronghold is in the North East too!

Smart move by Faruk!

Bozzyironlady:
It's a long read with lots of grammatical errors, please bear with me.


8:30am, a number called my business line saying his name was Mr Wale that he knows me and wants to introduce me to a church member who wants to make an inquiry about make up, and he asks if I was something something touch that he couldn't remember the name again, truly my company's name has touch on it. So he asked if I had a pen and paper to take down the woman's number that I should call her immediately, then get back to him.

So I called the said woman, she was all prayerful thanking me, praising me and I was awed.

She said the company where she works are in need of a makeup artist, that they are celebrating their 25th anniversary and they want to do a beauty pageant.

the woman who was doing it for them before is sick and she's indisposed at the moment, so Mr Wale recommended me and the way he spoke of me she knew I'll be very good with the job

She also wants me and her to do a back door deal, that I should tell the boss of the company that each contestants makeup will cost nothing less than 50k each and when the boss agrees to it that we'll both share it 70% to me and 30% to her, so I agreed.

She told me to send the complete name of my company and it's address that she's drafting a letter to send to her boss and she'll call me back in a minute.

She called five minutes later, saying her boss has agreed to meet me, that I should dressed cooperate and classy and should wait for his call to schedule a meeting.


Now the scam part.
She said there was a deal she and the other woman(the sick woman that does their makeup before) usually do, that there's a cleaning agent they use for the walkway, so as the contestants not to fall on stage and when the boss ask of this product I should tell him the price is 140k the change on it, we'll both share it and she's going to send the number of the supplier to me so as to discuss more on it.

I called the number his name was pastor peter, he said the product per gallon is 100k and that was the final price, so I thought to myself since there's 40k on top, then the price is fair.

I called Mrs bola to inform her of my discussion with the supplier, she said its a fair price too and that i should await the call of her boss.

Five minutes went to twenty minutes to almost an hour no call from her boss, so I called her to let her know I've not seen her bosses call, she told me to hold on that she'll call him now maybe he's in a meeting. A minute later he called, we talked about the things that will be needed for the contestants to make them glow and more beautiful on that day, to my surprise he agreed on the price.

The first red flag.
He brought up the issue of the cleaning agent and to be sincere I wasn't really interested in that aspect of the job but since she wanted me to do it, I had to oblige her.

He said my sister(mrs bola) talked about the cleaning agent and she's giving him the guarantee that I was supplying the best and it's made in Germany, that when I'm coming to his office I should bring a sample that he will like to see it for him self.

I called Mrs bola, told her everything we discussed. she advised I call the supplier and I should try to work a deal with him. I called the supplier to please give me a sample that I promise we'll be buying 30 gallons of it, he said he can't that Nigerians are not to be trusted, I told him I understand that he should please work out something for me. He said i should call him in the next five minutes that he wants talk to his boss.

I called him five minutes later, he said his boss has agreed in the condition that I deposit half the money, if my client doesn't like it my money will still be refunded to me. I called Mrs bola, informed her about the discussion the supplier and I had, she said I was smart and that I was going to go places with my level of intelligence and in fact the job is mine, I was so happy and fulfilled.

I called the supplier and we agreed to meet at palmgroove junction and I was going to pay him 50k.
On my way to palmgroove, I boarded a bus. The bus wasn't filled up so I sat and waited, Mrs bola called few minutes later to know how far with things I told her I was already on my way in fact I am in the bus as I'm talking to her, she said I should let her know immediately I'm with the product.

Few minutes, the bus moved I felt a cold wind blew me and I realized my self and started thinking about the whole thing. I alighted from the bus with the excuse that I forgot something at home.

47minutes later Mrs bola kept calling me, asking how far I told her I was there, that I've not seen the supplier.

She called and called and called, but I kept telling them I was there and I didn't not see them.
Maybe they realized I knew they were scammers, but they've stopped calling me, not after I made sure I wasted their own time and airtime.


SO NIGERIAN BEAUTY ARTIST, PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND BEWARE OF SCAMMERS.
IF IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, ITS A SCAM.

Old format! This was tried on me 25 years ago!!

hisgrace090:
Real definition of catch them young.


Those that sees their children speaking vernacular as insult should come and see how this one is being applauded for same.

That young girl is Korean or so; she's not speaking vernacular here because Yoruba is not her native language.

hopefulLandlord:
wetin go hit am? a mythical dead Jew who couldn't save himself from ordinary 3 nails yet called himself god? then his 11 idiots he runs around with stole his body and claim he rose on the third day? is it that jew? or is it the mythical Jewish god who doesn't have any problem with slavery as long as you don't enslave his chosen people, the Jews?

Foreign religions should stay in foreign lands especially idiotic religion called Christianity which originated in Israel but the Jews themselves don't believe in
do these Nigerian Christians know that there are far more Muslims and Judaism adherents in Israel than there are Christians?

The religious affiliation of the israeli population as of 2011 was 75.4% Judaism, 16.9% Muslim , 2.1% Christian and 1.7% Druze , with the remaining 4.0% belonging to minor faiths such as Samaritanism, Baha'iism or no religion

these are people whose ancestors lived during the time and saw this Jesus live and die but they don't believe he was dying for them

but a Nigerian read from a book and concluded that 97.9% of the Jews are wrong because logic favours storytelling over experiencing something, Amirite you must know Obasanjo more than the people living with and around him because you read Punch newspapers and check internet for news about him.

The worst part is the book they read and conclude on is a slavery endorsing book handed to their ancestors by their pink skinned slavemasters

This socalled pastor is here spreading the stupid and invalid news of Christianity out of ignorance (I presume)Every Nigerian Christian is either ignorant orendorses self deprecating stupidity

I agree with you...and this goes for Islam too!

makewetalk2:
misplaced priorities. boko haram has hijacked 8 out of ten LGA's and what these men can arrest are yahoo yahoo boys. haha una well done. ignorance and lack of smartness ebb the future of nigerians away. these boys are just hobos seeking a way out of their miseries. these boys did not kill anyone. there are lives wasting in the north. there are real serial killers roaming the streets. muslims are sponsoring their jihadists to slaughter innocent people. they pretend as if they do not know.
many years now everyone knows of ibadan skull mining. there is no effort to eradicate that. look around you so many skull mining shrines still in operation. there is no efcc to protect people from losing their skull up to this very moment.

the main cause of yahoo yahoo is lack of jobs and lack of opportunities. nigerian men hired in many countries are respected for their industriousness, tenacity, and intelligence to tackle strenuous tasks and troubleshoot problems that even experts cannot figure out a way. but in nigeria these men are called lazy and useless.

how can you be arresting 4 lazy men for doing a job? yahoo yahoo is a dubious business. lazy men are not engaged. they sleep and loll.

the main yahoo yahoo is the president and his cohorts. they take pictures of unreal things. do you all remember when they shared a picture of fast trains? Look at all their campaign promises. that is a pure scam. they fool nigerian with false promises and what is scam?
a country in which the photographer of the president has a twitter handle and can publicly condemn a country like the US calling it very dirty. I dont know Putin or Trump's photographer.

these 4 boys are fall guys. the nigerian police need to use these guys to develop their systems. yahoo yahoo boys should be employed by the government seriously. without any form of education or professional exposure, they create incredible tools and ideas to scam, that is talent when used in the right way. but buhari don finish with cows to talk of humans. countries are moving forward. nigeria just day there. warri no get paper to print passport of nigerian citizens. for months now people are waiting for papers to print their travel passport.

make dem free these guys. the real scam na government officials and insidious muslims who fool you with peace but in their hand, they have a smiting sword to smite your neck. that is scam.

We are coming for you too!

Still wondering why Nigeria police will be using live bullets to quell student riots in this age!

Very cool and nice

Trash

This one wey tattoo don damage arm finish, she dare not wear a shirt sleeved dress!

dannyrhymes600:
should we tell him

Please Noo o!

Wow! Anybody can call himself a pastor or prophet

nameo:
Na wa o.

Karma!!!

If true

Very true bro, i knew them personally, father's name is Clifford ikogho but he's dead now.

I know this guy and father very well. The father too was a scammer, ran Ikogho Motors in ughelli and Lagos and swindled Volkswagen of millions of Naira; Also had a rubber plantation in Ughelli which also ran aground. Had a house in Iba, Lagos and was shagging his neighbors wife. Not surprised son took after Dad

Myself2:
The new copyright law states that artistes on a collaborated song have equal patent rights to the song.That is to say, either or any of the artistes can subsequently perform the song alone without any recourse to or clearance from the main artiste that had the song in their album.Here we are accusing members of a band, albeit defunct, of copyright infringement of their own songs ??
Tubaba and Faze have not erred in law if they choose to solely perform songs originally done by the now efunct group "plantashun boiz"
Thank you

Thumbs up bro, you've put it succinctly!

mrZENographer:
Let me tell you

*Women without womb have gotten pregnant and delivered children in The Lord's Chosen

*Woman without private part have married and delivered 7 children in The Lord's Chosen. Her body changed.

*Women with fibroids have delivered fine baby boys and girls.

GOD OF CHOSEN ANSWERS PRAYERS.

Lies; all arrangee babies!

contigiency:
I think they are referring to all the stages of the primary election.

How can he have the second highest score in the primaries and not participate in all the stages of the election? Just wondering

Just check the names of the GMs of the strategic departments other than Finance.

That's nice. It's ironical that Akolade Arowolo, after killing his wife and bagging a death sentence, still had the composure to read and graduate with a PGD in peace and conflict resolution.

GistMore3:
A Kenyan woman who hacked her husband to death and strangled her two children before hanging herself have been laid to rest alongside other family members.

The family of four were all laid to rest on Thursday at Lang'ata Cemetery, Nairobi.

Joyce Wanjiru, 30, reportedly hacked her husband, Joseph Gitau with an axe in the back of the head and stabbed him in the back with a knife at their home in Thome 5 Estate, Nairobi. Gitau’s body was found on the bed.

Wanjiru also strangled their two children. One was found on a couch while the other child's body was discovered on his small bed.

The woman who has been with her husband for 10 years was later found hanging from a roof beam.

The motive behind the killings which happened on July 9 in Thome 5 Estate is still a mystery, but it was claimed that the husband was constantly battered by his wife, Joyce Wanjirui.

According to his longtime friend, Steven Kariuki, Gitau was too reserved to say what was really on his mind as he was beaten and humiliated by his wife.

“You would never notice if Gitau had problems or not. I am so mad at him, even if he's dead. He didn't speak to me. I didn't know he had problems. We wouldn't be where we are right now if he did.

Kariuki said his "heart is very broken as we started our friendship back when we were children. Our parents are friends. I used to pass by his workplace quite often and discuss things then go back to our businesses,” Kariuki said at the burial.

See more here; http://gistmore.com/woman-hacks-her-husband-to-death-strangles-her-2-children-before-hanging-herself

Horrible!

RockHard:
It took uncommon courage for Tinubu not to join the bandwagon of accusing 'herdsmen' when there's yet to be conclusive evidence of their culpability in the crime in question. Some people are not really interested in getting to the root of this particular crime for political reasons.

What kind of uncommon courage is that? Even when the deceased's brother who witnessed the killing identified them as herdsmen that came out of the bush where their cows are kept. And by the way, who are you expecting to provide the conclusive evidence?

wirinet:
This report specifically says this killing was done by people with cows;

.. but in the other killings, especially the ones on the expressways, no cows was ever mentions. How can one be a herdsman without evidence of cows?

Didn't you also read that they keep their cows in the forest and come to rob and kidnap on the highways?

Ekakamba:
My ex's name is Glory and the girl am dating is also call Glory, does this signifies I'm moving from glory to glory.

RIP English

Marvelousdon:
Hello everyone please I need you guys help, I am having two male and femal don from the same litter and they do live together in one cage and now the female is on heat, so I am expecting the male to meet the female but he is not so guys what should I do to make them meet each other ?

That's incest. Don't do that! Get an unrelated stud to do the job

shogsman:
Man was fela's manager and you still asking if he smokes weed,it's like asking a fish if it swims.

And mum was Fela'a dancer, so we shouldn't ask if she smokes weed!��

This guy could just be the PDP joker!

TOPCRUISE:
Atimes we blame it on weed. Too much of weed can make you talk some weekthings that need to be private

That's what booze does, not weed!

No crime in been gay....homosexuality is generally caused by hormonal disorder. The civilized world knows this already but it will take us light years to get there. I'm very straight by the way

Almost ALL Nogerian judges are corrupt. You can take that to the bank!