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kandiikane: Yes.

Hmmmm.

kandiikane: Height: 5"8
Bust cup: DD(shocking I know but that's what it says)

Hips:36
Shoes: 7

The rest you got it right.

You still haven't answered my question.

I thtot u were a guy. Are u a she-male?

slimyem: i can't stand such nicey nicey guys.
The act is usually a smoke-screen and i never buy it!
When they have you where they want you,the real them shows up!
Mtcheeeeeeeew!
Maybe you could just put up a snubbing act of some sort and hopes he gets the message...

I think I blv u. I experieced that. D guy was just too nice. Everything I did ad he wld just forgive and even ask for forgiveness. See made in heaven man na.we were living in different countries. Only for me to come visiting and catch his soRry arse knacking one okpeke. The two of us got together and found out that we were both being played d same game. We both thot he was d nicest dude on earth. Sharp guy!!!

Because they r religious simple. Again, its a lot more easier to sit and pray than to crack ur head thinking about a soltuin that would require behavioural changes or running abt. Smart gees. Just open ur mouth and blablabla. And they 4get that faith without works is death

pro01: I find the OP's post rather bemusing and counterintuitive. Since when did girls start yearning for "intellectually stimulating" discussions? Lol. I'm not sure they can learn much about that by watching Africa Magic or Big Brother Africa or Keeping Up with the Kardashians and other such IQ 'retardants'. In any case, attempting to discuss any intellectually stimulating topic with 99% of Naija girls is precisely what earns you the "boring" tag - and very quickly diminishes your sex appeal in their reckoning. Surely, we cute guys don't want that. That's why we take the pain to sound vacuous enough to be deemed 'interesting'. . .with the attendant carnal rewards.

Are u cute? If u r, then I cld consider listening to ur gists.

Richfella: Lol, seriously REALLY? Now you SINCERELY are boring . I think we now prefer our girls served: Retarde.d - with lots and lots of b0-0bs and behind. Your 'brains' will generally just get in the way .

Are u cute? If u r, then u must be one of my cute guys?

Soyedele1: One of my mistakes ws dt i truly care for ds gal,she told me she is nt ready for s3x for now dt she is a virgin.she had a problm,i ws busy praying for dt gal and she ws aving s3x somewhere and i got to know 2days to my exams dt she ws no longer a virgin and i had a 4units course as my first paper.i ws shocked & disappointed..i ws only tryn to be a gud boi by cing if i can control myself by saying 'no s3x til wedding nyt'..it ws soooo painful

RFLMAO

shymmex: Stop lying, you don't love your bf...

I've seen the shyest and most reserve girls ever show public display of affection in places where normal people wouldn't dare try it..

Find yourself a new bf, and stop deceiving the guy.

Shymmex is being honest. Let's see u show some e-love to ur gf

[quote author=Mynd_44]Was killz not smart enough for you?[/quote]Killz was only moderating. Wetin he do to u?

OP is right. Ppl are still delude abt the oil thingy

I can see d smart guys surfacing subtly. Hmmm...nice... Pls stop hiding it. Some of us really do get high on sharp guys.

mimima: it's lovely and romantic.i like it.

but why are all these posts hidden?

Too much public display of affection in them I suppose

So u guys are saying that u play dumb cos u think we r all dumb? That's not fair. Cut us some slack biko.

pro01: I find the OP's post rather bemusing and counterintuitive. Since when did girls start yearning for "intellectually stimulating" discussions? Lol. I'm not sure they can learn much about that by watching Africa Magic or Big Brother Africa or Keeping Up with the Kardashians and other such IQ 'retardants'. In any case, attempting to discuss any intellectually stimulating topic with 99% of Naija girls is precisely what earns you the "boring" tag - and very quickly diminishes your sex appeal in their reckoning. Surely, we cute guys don't want that. That's why we take the pain to sound vacuous enough to be deemed 'interesting'. . .with the attendant carnal rewards.

I guess I am not ur usual woman then as I can't catch myself watching Kim wateva. Its science fiction, history channel, documentaties, IQ challenging game shows. Once in a while FTV, Style and E channels just to remind me of the other stuffs.

kayusfit: Mark Zukerberg can as well buy the richest man in africa dangote. My point is u and i. You are nothing to me and my age and salary proves it. I earn a staggering N91,850 after tax and with such money, i can buy ur entire household. Respect me. Am not your mate. U lack home training

I believe this guy is just having fun. But is 91k hourly or daily income pls?

Billyonaire: Yes Kitty Kat, you sound like my specs. But I got to pre-warn you that I am severally girlfriended, and hates to hurt a Soul due to my understandings of the solar nature of human existence as well as love as the universal neutralizer of all positive and negative vibrations in every consciousness of existence. Feel free to follow me and who knows, beauty and the brains in us could be neutralized with the ever overwhelming cosmic vibrations of love.

Thanks for the warning then. The friendship has safely been tucked into d strictly friends zone. Heart locked in ur direction.

Billyonaire: I sincerely love beautiful chics, but believe me, I love discussing about nucleonic fusion technology and how to use same to accelerate humanoids out of our milky way galaxy to Andromeda galaxy but then, its kind of hard to find a pretty angel with vast knowledge of the energy levels of humanoid existence too. So I keep quiet and pretend not to know a thing and they think am boring. Now, What I do is, search for brains and not beauties. I think you should do same.

U sound like d kind of guy I like to gist with. Nice one

2buff: @all questioners of #2
I don't see how putting your integrity and virtue as a man before your relationship is a bad thing.
I think women just love hearing these fluttery pillow words and delude themselves into thinking that they are the most important thing in another persons life.

Because if you look at it truly, no matter how much you love a person and can Take a bullet for them, you shouldn't lie for them (or to them even if it's for they're own good) or steal for them (do with what we have and if we starve we starve, but I will not steal for you), or do something that goes against your ethics and principles just because you want to please them. I'm sorry, but that just makes you a damnable wuss.

For the Christians, Even God when he wanted to save this race did it in such a way that His original principles and standards still stand. They were not changed.

Look at it honestly, without the BS political correctness that is by default expected from everything these days (too much PC has succeeded in breeding a generation of pansies mind you)
The truth doesn't necessarily always have to "sound nice". It is helpful to hear things spelled out blankly. Call me "unromantic", but I wouldn't say something to a woman I don't mean, this goes for "I love you (unless I'm really sure to the point of considering wifing her or she's already my wife)" or the dreaded "I will do anything for you"....cuz I won't kill the president.

Saying all these things makes the worth of a man's words decrease each time as they become nothing more than cheap regularities.

I put this up here because of some of the nonsense I've been reading on here and yes, some people do need to be reminded of what it means to have a dik dangling between their legs.

2buff no mind them. U think light years ahead of 99percent of them that's why they can't understand u. And I don't blame them either.

Yahaya blessing: Crying,beging and kneelin before him even when he was at fault,<u go fear rubbish love, God punish u@Raphael

Na waoh!!! Ood u hv learnt

Yomieluv: it might sound harsh,but thats the reality.NEVER KEEP ONE GIRL/MAN IN UR LIFE.varieties is the spice of Life.it works,i swear.competition brings out the best of humans.

I must agree with u guys on this

@9lifes: noted

2buff: ^^ You sha no answer the other question

Wat question?

Billyonaire: Everyone is boring until you meet a charming partner. You may not be cute enough for the cute guys to go crazy for. I will say, find your match and you will be good.

Have u onsidered that d guy might be crazy abt me but jsut boring? I don't know how u guys just come up with siLly conclusions. I hv broken a relationship just because I was bored stiff. After d excitement of the physical attraction, u find that mental compatibility is zero. No matter how hard I try to force it, d pesin no fit match. Its actually frustrating.

2buff: There's the odd man who isn't the least bit interested in sports. I'm one of them.
So a chick trying to talk sports with me would come across as her "trying" to lump me in with the rest of the lot. Not a good vibe.
One of the very things I ask when meeting people is to ask them about their passions and interests and guage their general knowledge, humor level, skill at small talk, etc. That way you know what to discuss in-depth with whom without things getting awkward.

But besides that OP, obviously dat guy just wan knack and requires the services of a full-time ashi.
Make we no mince words here. Don't act like you didn't know what that relationship was all about.
Consider your opinions, passions, etc null & void to him and a waste of his time.


[size=5pt]NB: How far towards convent?[/size]

U no serious at all. I hv not even considered that option. I think u might be right

BoboYekini: lol, 'interesting' convos are for when i'm at the bar with my guys. Besides, facrook na old gist na, anybody'd be bored.

So wat do u discuss with females?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Ouch that was low and hard[/quote]Mynd doc stop ff me

[quote author=Mynd_44]Well if you are so interesting, you should be able to start a stimulating discussion with the person except of course if the person is unintelligent[/quote]Eg:
Me: this farouk guy is just an unlucky pawn
Cute guy: ok.
Me: I agree with d ppl who say its a setup
Cute guy: ok. Wat r u wearing
Me: The short green gown u like
Cute guy: sexy babe, u wan make I run come meet u abi?

See falling of hand na

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I should ask you na. . . You brought up the journey issue.

Kitty kat, if you can deal with your shyness, your conversations will flow. . .
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I said I am shy sometimes not all the time. If I hv known d person for long the shyness goes away. But d chief is still boring. Some of them find it difficult to discuss current affairs, biz, technology. If its not there, its not there.

ms pookie: dont b too serious! am taking the piss

Lol

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Rara. . . A journey of a thousand miles for me begins at the airport. . .
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Seaport. Train station

[quote author=Mynd_44]And where did you read that I call myself a doc/shrink?[/quote]Na u dey assess pesin dey diagnose personality. I wonder how u concluded that I was desperately trying to be interesting. So u be head doc naa.

ms pookie:

Ah Pookie this aint fair. I am not soliciting killz. Just asking for advice.