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A lot of Nlders have multiple handles, let's catch them. Write d ppl u suspect and give ur reasons.
Ppl create handles for a lot of reasons, mischief, being banned, to hide identity when reporting an embarrassing story etc.

If u want to confess, go ahead too and write why u created d multiple handles.
Its just for fun.

190 = 190_@ : similarity in names and style of posting
Tpia = antitpia : similarity in names.
Mrs. Chima = ms_pookie: I have this nagging feeling abt it.

ijebabe: Why u trying to scare her, you dey fear?

Abeg Kitty tell us how you know Mynd cos someone here would like to know

He has another handle on NLD. Mynd, shd I expose u?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Like hell you do.
Tell me where and you get a 1500 naira recharge card[/quote]I am not that cheap. Keep ur recharge card. Think of something else.

[quote author=Mynd_44]How can that be?[/quote]I know u

[quote author=israel ben-zion]no na. shebi u r looking for an intellectually stimulating guy. is the Hon. not cute?[/quote]Cute + BRains like Shymmex and co

[quote author=israel ben-zion]why not just go and date a Professor?or u date Hon. Patrick Obia...sumtin , the grammarian?[/quote]If he looks like Will Smith and dresses like JayZ. Sings like D'Banj and as romantic as Dammytex or Shymmex.

[quote author=Mynd_44]If he comes back and gets back at you, you will call him mean[/quote]Mynd I know u offline...

bittyend: Only stupid women adore funny guys/clowns.

I guess I am silly since I adore bittyend

Shymmex is more materialistic than I am.

Flashaldrin: lolol, the girl don fall her hand no be small. Smh

Loooooool just realized d typo. Martial arts. Boys will always be boys. LDKMD. See dem having a field day.

Heck: Kitty Kat. I have come to love & admire you.
Please do not follow half wits & tone.

Blushing to my hair roots. Awww

18 is really young. Will advise u to try to meet more guys at this stage. U don't need an exclusive relationship yet. Enjoy male admiration, company and learn how to relate to them. Blv me me u don't need d heartaches of a committed relationship now.

2buff: Not at all, but I think I may be too soft for mafia arts

No wonder the name Too Buff. Softie

What is d cause of this turn around? Don't tell me u got "born again" again.

2buff: Omo see how you just fall hand. Which one kon be mafia arts again?

I said I dscuss every every. Are u too soft for martial arts? I seem to hv a soft spot for male black belters.

LDMPTMP

Use Jazz. It works very fast

dammytex: I might start blushing soon.

But, are u serious? I've been kinda absent on NL lately. They turned my favorite fun spot to a place of insults.

But then, what kind of topics interest you?

Just ignor them. Some ppl enjoy d insults like Pookie
My fav topics; Hmmm... I read widely, so any topic would be cool. As long as you r well versed in what u r saying. Even if I am ignorant of wat u r saying, I would ask questions and learn. Fashion, Movies, scienece, history, government, cosmology, mafia arts, religion, plain gossiping, romance.

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I cloudnt help laffing seriously. Crazy one. Youths of these days won't get it. Imagine d time spent in researching the right jaw breaking word to use. One can also safely say that such a person wld also invest a lot in the relationship if it works out. Not like our Microwave relationships of these days.

Imagine one bloke saying that kissing a babe is equivalent top asking her out. Them no born u well to come kiss me.

fubbyy: True talk, it got 2 a point in my life that every guy thinks that am a champion in fucking chicks because girls flock around me always,

But no1 knows that none of these girls actually wants me in bed, they all see me as a tool of excitement, they always bring their boyfriends to introduce 2 me

I was feeling so bad, atimes I cry at night,At a certain point I decided 2 change, I started frowning, I lost many of them as friends, that was when I actually get a gf and things changed

LdkMD

Fourcade: Nice line

Yeah... I have to admit that I have erroneously classified them. I hope they forgive moi.

Comic relief

Age is not just a number:
Its experience
Its shows on the body, wrinkles for some
Biological Clock too
It cld affect submission

Its ur call, if u r matured enough to overlook all d factors that come with age then go ahead.

1one: NAME:Tee
SURNAME: well ofcourse u can't have a surname for a nick name...it's just like asking BasketMouth for his surname..ridiculous in'it?...but if he were to have a surname, maybe it would be-Name:Basket Surname:Mouth?...anyways..moving on before Kitty Kat(sounds like the chocolate)scratches my head off.
LOCATION:Lagos
AGE:2wentysomething(the second numbr doesn't really matter)
HEIGHT:d last time I checked I was shorter than Micheal Jordan...I've bn eating all forms of genetically modified beans but all to no avail...
OCCUPATION:Editor...
LOOKING FOR: Any "XX" that's extremely witty, with a fairly good sense of humour for Friendship(every 'ship starts from friendship..even serial killership)
BB pin:228EC9CA
PHONE: not every body has a BB-08029079590
Hobbies(Listed not according to order of "Hobbieness": Reading,Watching Movies,Playing games
P.S: If u're not atleast,remotely witty pleeease don't bother pinging cos I might bore you(it's mostly likely d other way around)
*For those who skipped all their Science lectures*..."XY" stands for "Female"

*Make una no vex if d tin too short...I dey rush go toilet*

Hmmm... Nice one. Applauding at d level of wit. You really hv it

[quote author=Emma.UG]Ur ugly becos ur interesting to me @ kitty[/quote]Naaa! U r putting the cart before d horse.

dammytex: lollll. Another interesting thread though.

@OP, I put it to you that you are very experienced in dealing with NL posts and responses. You haven't lost it by now and you sure know how to reply them. Nice one

My bits;
I think you are Melancholic by temperament that will require a Sanguine to drive and maintain a steady conversational level. Its a good thing to like good looking guys, but you must be able to contribute some effort and also compromise a little to achieve your desired goal. Good things don't come easy you know. If you think he's boring, help him out by driving him to a comfort zone. Every guy sure has a comfort zone of conversation. If after evaluating what he likes to talk about and you still don't feel him, you guys are most likely not compatible. But at least respect them cos they've got the looks and its not easy to maintain it.

Guys being boring at conversation is not a function of looks, its a function of personality. When you meet them (good looking guys), don't assess them whether they are boring or not, try to know them. Once they are not asking the right questions, help them out by asking. It will make them want to defend their masculinity next time thereby resulting in opening up.

By the way, where do you get to meet your own guys?
The last time I checked, I can still keep a good level of conversation of any sort. (***wink wink***)

U r succeeding in proving me wrong. I was just discussing with a NLDer offline abt cute smart guys on NLD and u were mentioned. I hv to agree with them

Flashaldrin: What is PDA?? I only know PDF

Personal Digital Assistant
Parenteral Drud Association

Flashaldrin: Fine girls are the boringest!!
I like hanging out with em fat and 'ugly' girls cos they are really really interesting and got beautiful hearts!

U r so on point

amiskurie: Soon u go hire E-bouncers to protect ur thread.**scratches kro kro***

Seriously considering that.